Monday In House News.

I love Mondays.....Dunno 'bout you.
I pray you have a great start in the new week.I pray the week comes to you drama free and full of blessings and God's love to purge whatever bitterness lies therein.......

DEBBIE OCTOBER GIVEAWAY IS HERE!

Stella good day!

My monthly N10000,- (Ten Thousand Naira) give away is here again, but this time around i've decided to give to the person who would send me an email first (with proof of what he/she needs the money for) FULL ACC NAMES ONLY WITH PHONE NUMBER. Anyone who sends me a mail with abbreviations won't be picked.

I've decided to do it this way because it was somehow difficult for me to pick someone last month after receiving a lot of mails.

And please, if you happen to be the first person and i reply your mail but you refuse to reply me i'll pick the next person.

THANK YOU

(DEBBIE) desiediddy@yahoo.com

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GIVEAWAY

PLEASE CHECK IF YOU ARE AMONG AND RESPOND

Hello SDK,

I don't know if today is the right day to mail this but I've been postponing for too long before I totally forget. I read your blog but don't comment, keep up the beautiful work. More grease to your elbow.

I read In House on independence day, felt the Lil I have I could help some people who really needs it.

Starters I have a bag of RICE, am confused whom to give it to, between these three  women(Vivian, Justina and Marian Ogah, whose kids are hungry or should i just half it between them.I Am in abuja, I don't where they are. Please help me out, would attach their cropped message..

Then the lady that needs an oven, please call me(09094260143)

Sacked guy send account number to---(09094260143‎)

Then boy who needs money to buy drugs that you commented that his pictures brought tears to your eyes--send account details to (09094260143)

This is the BV with rheumatism who got a new laptop,please send your account number to the number provided.

Then I have 6 gowns giveaway for Abuja BV's but they have to come pickup, I no get power for money for delivery..thank you,just call 09094260143

Please Aunty SDK, don't post my name ooo, I want to remain anonymous, moreover it ain't me doing the giving, it's Jehovah God who provided. ‎Finally I'd appreciate if all accounts details sent to me would be GTB, because transfer from GTB to other banks cost 150# per transaction. Thanks loads, signing out in SDK way... She smiles

Kind Regards

IS THIS YOU?

IS THIS YOU?

IS THIS YOU?

IS THIS YOU?

Please share the Bag of rice between the three women and make sure you cross check the number of anyone that calls from this munched chat.Thank you so much for doing this.your store house will never go empty in Jesus name.

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ASHAFA 60K OCTOBER GIVEAWAY TO TWO BVS

Please send a mail to busybodycorrecter at sdkblogaffairs@gmail.com if you feel this 30k will aid you in starting a small scale emergency business.Busybody will need some kind of proof.

We ask for people wanting to start small scale business because we want to empower people to get on their feet.

I have decided to make this giveaway for MEN only who have a business that 30k can revive or a business that 30k can start up.

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VACANCY

OldEnglish Partners, a Lagos based company, is seeking an exceptional female  PR Executive to support the external communications strategy of the company.            

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES / DUTIES:

Development of creative PR strategies and integrated communication plans across all brands

Support the Head of PR with day-to-day PR activities.                    

 Act as key point of contact for media enquiries across print, online and broadcast.               

Plan, create and syndicate creative brand content.        

Dealing with enquiries from the press, related organisations and the public.

ABOUT YOU

Excellent written and verbal communication skills        

Excellent networking skills and a confident manner.

Able to manage your own time efficiently and effectively              

A self-motivated creative thinker 

Ability to work in a team as well as tackle projects individually

SYSTEMS

Microsoft OfficeAdobe Photoshop/InDesign and/or Adobe IllustratorWordPress not essential but a bonus.

Send us an email. beautyndukwe@gmail.com

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ABUJA BVS HOLLA

Dear Stella,

I arrived Abuja on Friday from Lagos and will be here for two weeks cos I'm on leave and want to change environment . I need new friends that will make my stay memorable as I don't have friends here except my uncles children. I stay at Gwagwa and willing to meet up in town as well.
Is there Anyone willing to show me round and be my friend so I won't die of boredom mbok! 

I can be reached on greatestpatty@gmail.com

Plssssss help a fellow BV with your company...lol.

Warm Regards

BVs are plenty in Abuja and i am sure they will give you a good time.Enjoy yourself okay?

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JEWELRY SALES

 I sell beautiful earrings,bracelets,rings and necklaces and i  would love for my fellow bvs to patronize me. attached are some pictures. i deliver nationwide. add me up on whatsapp or bbm if interested 09039595837........55D7BE30. Thanks.

       

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THANK YOU BV AMAKA

 Aunty Stella,

                        
I want to use this medium to thank Aunty Amaka for being a great source of help to me and my family... I sent a mail to Aunty Stella seeking for desperate help and she responded through mail that someone would call me... not long after Aunty Amaka called me and was soooo nice and helpful with words of encouragement,then she promised to get back to me with something before the week ended.  On Friday she credited my account with 40,000.00naira... I want everyone to appreciate Aunty Amaka for being a great source of help.  I am indeed grateful. .thank you sooo much... Aunty Amaka, may God bless and keep you alllllll... many more blessings will come your way in Jesus name....thank you soo much.

BV Vivian Eseagwu

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE.

Good day Stella,i am into IT hardwares like laptops,desktop,printers,scanners etc.i have varieties of systems like hp,dell,apple,toshiba,laptop. Batteries,internal and external hard disk,system memories,office accessories amongst the rest, very pocket friendly to fit into everyone's budget. Every purchased item comes with 18months after sales warranty asides physical damage.we do repair,upgrade and services

Company's Contact:

 Ultratech Integrated System Limited.

15 suite 8,medical road‎ old kudirat abiola way ikeja

‎Tel: 08032706305, 08024607299, 08050904996

Email: olajobi_ayo@yahoo.com

‎Any item purchased comes with 8gb original flash drive.

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VACANCY

Fraulein Stella,

Ich danke Ihnen für alles, was Sie zu tun haben, dass und auch weiterhin

do.May Gott segne euch reichlich.

I am the lawyer who got a job via the blog months ago and in the spirit of giving back the firm where I work which coincidentally is the number 1 lawyer recruiter company is advertising vacancies as seen on the banner.

I will personally send in small shoki( on my own behalf) for the blessing your blog has been to me the past few months.

Thank you so much again.

Applicants should visit www.thebarlist.jobs to apply.

Only applications received within 21 days of publication will be processed.

All application will be treated in strict confidence.

Hahahahahah your Deutsch is BAD...stick with English please!

You dont need to send in shoki to show appreciation,just make sure as many bvs as possible that meet your requirement get the job...that will give me Joy.

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OPPORTUNITY FOR CORPS MEMBERS

I am looking for interested NYSC candidates who have been posted in organisations or 

parastatals where they go every day and do virtually nothing - Morning to evening wasted achieving nothing because of the nature of their Place of primary assignment. For example - Local Governments.

This is an opportunity to add a little token to your monthly stipend.

Role: Virtual Personal Assistant (PA). 

The candidate can be located anywhere in Nigeria but must meet the basic criterion:

• Have a functional Computer
  
• Have internet access at all times
  
• Good use of the internet and PC
  
• Ability to write well

The candidate will be doing some administrative tasks, basic research, posting on social media accounts and giving me feedback.

If anyone is interested, willing to learn a few things in an e-commerce company, willing to improve their interpersonal, writing and communication skills in preparation for the world after NYSC, this is an opportunity.

Stipend is at least 10k and other benefits depending on performance.

If candidate exceeds performance, I will be willing to give full employment after NYSC.

Please only candidates with at least 7 months of NYSC period remaining should apply.

Email is socialmail100@gmail.com

Thanks very much.

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VACANCY FOR MALE STYLISTS IN ABUJA

Hello Stella,

I have to commend you for the great work you do here, a cousin of mine actually got a job not just any kind of job but a very good one o through your IHN platform, so here i am to join in the hustling , kindly help post this vacancy in your IHN section:

Male stylists are needed asap in a reputable and classy salon in Abuja, stylists must be residing in Abuja, kubwa and its environs preferably. Interested candidates should please call 08035760358 for more enquiries.  ........ Please Please Please only serious minded people should apply for this position as background checks will be carried out and people with questionable character might be handed over to the police (I cannot shout o)..... many thanks Stella.

LMAO..handed over the police keh?Is it your character that is questionable?

loooool

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THANK TO ZIWCAKES BOSS

Stella DK of life! Thanks for your wonderful blog that connects people and make life wonderful n worth the smiles. I saw Ziwcake boss cake she did for some BV and contacted her for my son's birthday cake. She not only did it at a ridiculous amount, she also did a tasteful delicious cake. Ziw thanks for being a wonderful and approachable person, thanks for making my boy smile throughout his day! God bless and increase you on all sides. Blog visitor please patronise this cake boss and you would testify. Find attached is her work. Oh!, she is Lagos based and does delivery too

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CAKE COMPETITION AMONGST BLOG VISITORS.

Well we want to crown our blog best cake baker.The various amazing

designs i see wow me so i would like them all to showcase their designs and we would choose a winner.

If you have a blog ID and you bake cake,please send in 6 pics of beautifully designed cake and one of the pics must be you either baking or decorating or standing near an already finished cake.

Be creative with your designs please.To give enough time,entries begin on November 1st and ends on November 14th.I shall announce when they will be published.The winner MIGHT get a cash price from anyone who wishes to offer whatever they can to make this really competitive.

The winner will give out a giant sized cake to any BV whose birthday falls on November 25th.

The winner will also get to advertise their banner on my blog for free for one month.

SENDING IN ANY OLD CAKE PIC WILL AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFY YOU.

ONLY BVS WITH VALID BLOG ID'S ARE ELIGIBLE TO CONTEST.

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SCAM ALERT

Good day,

I am a very regular reader of your blog, do comment sometimes under anonymous but never sent you a direct message before. I am a medical doctor that just finished my housemanship and I saw a job notice on my bulletin in church, hoping to be employed there so I can be sent to my state for NYSC .

I sent my details to the number provided in the column. Stella I got to the interview only for me to find out they are looking for individuals to help penetrate churches, banks, firms so they can scam them. 

Now this is how they work, they claim they have a machine that can diagnose any chronic disease (hypertension, diabetes, cancer, arthritis etc) for which the victim pays 1000 naira, after which they give you a diagnosis, cos it must diagnose something and then they would provide a "medication" that will cure it and sell it for ridiculous amount to the victim. Now you taking them to that firm gets 60% from the 1k and make 2k from each drug sold.

They would ask you to tell your churches or banks to gather for general checkups that will help them, lie to them and convince them to do the test which of course would give you a fake diagnosis. 

They would use popular diagnosis that most Nigerians have ranging from diabetes hypertension,menstrual cramps, arthritis,cholesterol and other crap.

At the end of the day you are making money from gullible Nigerians and giving the medications that does nothing for them. Some of these people would actually stop real medications and be taking this trash. 

Stella I am a Dr and I can tell you there is no machine that can make all that diagnosis at once. Please announce and spread the word so people will tell their parents not to fall for this scam.

The name of the company is **********, they decieve you that they have job opportunities for medical practitioners, lab scientists, legal practitioners etc so as to gather people and feed them with lies.

You might not need to post the name of the company but describing what they do will go a long way to help our parents mostly who honestly have chronic illnesses and are on real medications before they start taking this nonsense that will worsen their cases.

They claim to make 200-300k at a sitting, that's true but they are cheating people. This is nothing short of Internet fraud.

Wickedness,cant you report them to EFCC or somewhere?They are criminals!

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HOME SERVICE MAKE UP TUTOR

Hi y'all,

I'm Special Agent Make Up Artist sent on a mission to train those artistically handicapped folks. Lol. On a serious note, I teach people make up and gele at home. So, while you're making your amala/foofoo, helping your kids with homework, you can also learn how to look fab for that special occasion by yourself.

I don't know who you are, but I know what you want. I will look for you, will find you and TEACH you make up because that is what I do.

Holla. Support a hustling sister. I'm quite affordable. 08088982862. Trainings are during weekends.

Regards

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Appreciation to B.V Emike Marian

Blog visitor Emike Marian promised on her birthday post to giveaway a century juice extractor to the first person to wish her happy birthday on her instagram handle. i did and she sent me the juice extractor last week and paid for the delivery too. Blog visitors please patronise her, she sells kitchen appliances at idumota market.

B.V
Chukwuemeka Jennifer

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Rosblis Giveaway received

Hi Stella,

pls join me in saying a BIG thank you to Rosblis cakes and events, Onitsha. She advertized for birthday cake giveaway for the month of October but she added me to the 4 she picked for birthday. Its not my birthday but my wedding anniversary. This lovely lady delivered this beautiful and super delicious cake at my doorstep on my anniversary day(today, 11th). May God keep, protect, bless and grant all her heart desires. Onitsha BVs pls patronize her o. Call07065023067 and place your order. Thank you.

SDK Winners For The Free Career Coaching From The Coach Hub 2020

Thanks once again for publishing my email last week. I received a number of entries for the free coaching and it was quite difficult choosing just 2 people. But eventually, my team finally picked:

1. Omowunmi A

2. Temitayo A

We look forward to working with them. I want to say a big thank you to those that participated and we would have loved to take on everyone. However, we have your names on file and will be contacting you at some point when we have open slots again for the free Career Coaching. In the mean time, please feel free to contact us for your career questions/inquiries 

Kind Regards,

Vivian 

The Coach Hub 2020

www.thecoachhub2020.com

Facebook: www.facebook.com/thecoachhub2020

Twitter: https://twitter.com/thecoachhub2020

Instagram: instagram.com/tch2020

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JOB OPPORTUNITIES FOR BLOG FAMILY

Dear Stella,

Good day. I hope you are doing fine. Trust you are.

I am a BV and usually mail you from my private e-mail********

(please don't publish my e-mail).

I run a recruitment and outsourcing outfit located in Lagos and we are currently recruiting for various service provider positions. We focus mainly on the informal sector but we also have clients requiring professional services. Perhaps some of the BVs may be interested or know someone who is. Not sure where this would fall in maybe IHN but I would really appreciate if you can help share. I promise in time people will be back with testimonies. See details below:

Alex and Nath Services Limited is a private labour outsourcing company plus domestic & corporate services provider. We are currently recruiting for our clients in the following vacant positions:

1. Nanny/Babysitters: Education or experience in  teaching,childcare services or nursing would be an advantage. However, work experience in a similar position would also suffice. Nannies could be placed in a residential workplace or in creches/schools. Must be willing to obtain further training or certification which would be at the company's expense, as required.

2. Drivers: A valid drivers' license is mandatory. Work experience would be an advantage.

3. Receptionists

4. Cooks/Kitchen Assistants: Experience would be an advantage.

5. Personal Assistants: Fluency in English and minimum of SSCE/OND would be an added advantage.

6. House Keeper/Home Manager: Required for placement in residential workplace. Fluency in English and minimum of SSCE/OND would be an added advantage. Must be willing to obtain further training or certification which would be at the company's expense, as required.

7. Receptionists: Proficiency in English Language is mandatory. Minimum of SSCE/OND or work experience in a similar position.

8. Personal Care/Elder Citizens' Care: Professional Personnel with experience in caring for the sick or infirm, or experience with caring for the elderly. History of Nursing experience, with verifiable certifications is an advantage. Must be willing to obtain further training or certification which would be at the company's expense, as required.

9. We are also recruiting for LaundryCare Personnel, Painters, Carpenters. Placements may be on part-time basis, contract basis, or full time.  

We are not an agency, and we will not be charging any fees for registration or to become part of our team. We are a growing company and our mission is to restore the dignity in labour. We value our personnel as much as our clientele, and seek the best working conditions and remuneration for our staff.

Candidates may be subjected to thorough security and background checks.

We are currently located in Lagos so applicants who reside outside Lagos may be required to relocate.  

Interested applicants should send their CVs or send e-mail to careers@alexandnath.com or visit the website: www.alexandnath.com and fill the form on the 'careers' tab. Alternatively, send SMS to 08167224052 and 08095690533, with Name, Position, Location, and Qualifications.

Enquiries from the public and potential clients are also welcome:enquiries@alexandnath.com or clients@alexandnath.com

website: www.alexandnath.com

Thank you. God bless you immensely.

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THANK YOU BV...THE SHOES FIT PERFECTLY

Dear Stella,

God bless you for your great works via your platform. So on 30/09/2015, a BV had a pair of brown shoes to give. I applied and won. She's in Abeokuta while I am in Lagos. The initial plan was that I will foot the cost of sending it down to me but she later mailed me and said I should chill. She then went to her church, found someone who was coming to Lagos and sent it through the person for free.

The shoe is lovely and a perfect fit. Find it attached. Thank you BV

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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED

  Plea To Bvs

I am in dire need of an accommodation around lekki (1st-3rd roundabout). Please am appealing to anyone who have BQs in that area at an affordable price or any agent that can be of help, just finished my nysc and i am undergoing a training. My budget is 150-200k. I can be reached through my email,yetus2015@gmail.com.

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ANGEL BLAZE MENTORING QUESTIONS RECEIVED 

We received the Angel blaze mentoring questions and i forwarded them and the questions which are in batches will begin today as a stand alone post.

That person that added phone number and village address,you try oh.

Anyways i removed it cos angel blaze aint calling you.

He wishes to remain anonymous so the best i can do is protect his identity so that he can continue with the giveaway in peace.The day i reveal his identity,the giveaway stops....Thats what he said!

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BIMBO GOT THE JOB

Hello Stella,

  I hope this meets you well, thank you for the good works cos you are helping lives with your blog.

  I am writing on behalf of my friend bimbo, he got the job from your post last well concerning a driver. He will send his appreciation very soon as he his not financially buoyant to send an email now.

  We appreciate you and thank you, may the Lord continue to meet you at your point of needs.

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RESULT OF WEEKEND GISTS BY OFFICIAL COLLATOR BV COCOZ

Beautiful morning SDK,

I decided to help by counting the votes..counted for both Saturday and Sunday and the results are as follows:

Gist 1: Confiteror Omni = 1

Gist 2: No Venacular = 3

Gist 3: Hospital Rats = 2

Gist 4: Embarrassing Noon Sleep = 36

Gist 5: Robbed at knife point = 1

Gist 6: Great embarrassment = 32

Gist 7: Lesson for the ladies = 1

Gist 8: Fire in P***y = 4

Gist 9 : Principality = 34

Therefore, Gist 4 is the winner!

P.s: I didn't bother to count the following

1. Anonymous votes. Alot of anon voted.

2. Multiple votes...voting same number 5x

3. Those that can't seem to make up their mind. Eg ' Gist 6 is funny, 7 cracked me up, 8 made me laff' please at the end of ur analysis, try and vote for ONE nah!

Enjoy!

Bv 'Cocoz'

Congrats gist 4!

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IN HOUSE NEWS SPECIAL

LOOKING FOR A MUSLIM HUSBAND

Hi Stella, 

How are you doing? Please I've a bit of a problem though I don't know what category this will fall in. I will be very glad if this is posted on the blog. 

I don't even know where to start from. I'm a lady in my mid-twenties working in Lagos. Just concluded my NYSC. The main problem now is that I'm the only person that's not in a relationship in my office and I work closely with a male boss of mine, my other bosses are so not comfortable with it, to the extent of one telling him to fire me and all that. I'm a very reserved lady and the allegations are mainly because they all know I'm not in a relationship. 

Now, I need a Muslim guy that is AA preferably working in Lagos, 30 years, 5ft9" and above who is honestly single and drama-free.

Fellow SDK BV, please connect me with your Muslim brother, friend, uncle etc. My contact is 09097331249 

My email address is cutemusleemah12@gmail.com

Thank you SDK... Where do I send your kisses to? 

Save the kiss for ya hubby..lol

Signing out Mondayfully....

SDK