Monday In House News Is BAE

Hmmmmmmm our waffy forefathers say that sometimes there is a good reason why the mouth stays shut and the ears stay open...lol

Anyways Mondays is always drama filled right?LOL

Sorry, in house news coming late cos i have been busy 'deleting' some kinda comments...LOL
Have a nice day!

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE HELP

Hello Stella,

How are you doing?

Please this is for those women going through domestic violence at home and have no one to call.
There are some help numbers on this banner they can call to speak with someone discreetly.

Cheers

My platform is open free of charge for all NGO'S who have help/solution for victims of domestic violence.I hate the new trend of so many women dying for love these days...The other day i heard a top doc died from being pushed by her hubby...WTF! #LetsEndDomesticViolence!

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PLEA FOR KIDS CLOTHES AND SHOES

Greeting madam sdk,how is the family.please i really want to speak with you like a sister,i dont know what to do again,you can imagine by this time i have not slept due to thinking,the shoe one of my daughter has been managing has completely gone bad,she showed it to me and my heart skipped,please help me.

I feel so useless that the children gave me,i cant cloth and even feed them,please any one with kids clothes and shoe for ages 10 and 8,should please help me.i can be reached through pattysamuel38@yahoo.com or 08136217647.

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FOOD EXPORT

Please i need bvs both home and abroad to patronise me, i can supply raw/packaged food stuffs/items to any part of the world! Also, there's commission for those that refer buyers to me, if you get me contacts of those that will buy from me, especially in bulk, there'll be very good commission after each successful transaction! Please call or send me mail, 08025141735 orabbymidas@gmail.com. thank you! 

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FEEDBACK ON TOHTOH TIGHTENER

 Hi Stella,

 Please this is a feedback on my request for a vjayjay tightener. I got 117 invites on bbm.some made fun of me, some cussed me out and one even asked for a pic of my vjay in order to diagnose the correct remedy for my ish.

Another told me to buy alum 20 naira...I had a good laugh.

  The best thing about it is that over 70 ladies and men wanted me to forward whatever remedy I get to them cos they are in the same boat( the men were asking for it for their wives and girlfriends).

   Among the many suggestions I got are shrinka Powder and tightening rod, original kayan mata from chad and Niger, tongkat afimat madura, Jaguar power fitting insertion tablets and vaginex cream. I used the tongkat afimat madura, the jaguar fitting tablets and the vaginex cream together ( although I was adviced to use either the jaguar tab or the vaginex cream with the madura stick,I used them all).. 

Am now a virgin oooo.lol.wow wow!

 I won't add the name of the sellers cos it's not an advert.

Am sure they are reading this.. So make Una contact Stella for advert rates..lol...Google is your friend my people.

  I want to also correct the fallacy that a loose vjay is cos the lady is morally loose.I have 5 children.had my last, a set of twins 4 months ago.we all have different body types.An unmarried lady or a lady without a child can have a loose vjay while a woman with 10 kids is as tight as a virgin.Na so life be.someone asked why a married woman needs to tighten up.am 31yrs old, got married 11 yrs ago.am done with child bearing, I need to take care of myself for my self esteem as well as to keep my man home( a man will cheat If he wants to but I don't want to give him more excuse to)

  I don tire to type moreover my husband dey "call" me.lol

 Have a great week everyone even those who cussed me.
Thanks Stella.Bissous !

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*wild laughter*
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CLOTHES TO GIVEAWAY

Stella bae of all baes*kikikikikiki* I hail o....i dont have a browseable phone so  i use my office phone and WiFi that's why I'm sending this now for in house newson monday.

my boss lost so much weight cause of dieting and exercise and so she cleared her wardrobe.she gave me some clothes ranging from size 46-50 and told me to amend them.I was size 44 but now wearing a size 40,42 and I'm still going down cause of dieting too.*tongue out*.The difference is so much.its better I give it out than to amend them.I don't know how many times she has worn them.

I work at ikate near house on the rock church.so anybody leaving around there can come for it at my place of work because I work from Monday to Saturday and close by 7pm.I will bring the clothes back to work on Monday. I would have sent the pictures but no phone to do that..my number is 07062506714.the first person to call gets it.. if e no size you,do a giveaway post  and pass it on.lolzz

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Land For Sale.

 There's a large plot of land for sale in Owerri. It's behind City Global hotel, along Port Harcourt road. 

The land is going for 7.5m. Please if you're interested or know someone who is, contact me on 08057400632. Thanks. 

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SELF SERVICE ROOM NEEDED

Please I need a room self contain urgently in any of these locations. Ikota villa, agungi, igbo efon, jakande. My budget is 200k. Any one that has can please contact me on 08039274854.  Thank you

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VIP TABLE OF FOUR AT PAN AFRICAN HUMANITARIAN AWARD IN GHANA...

As an awardee, I  have a VIP table of 4 at no cost at the Pan African Humanitarian awards.Is there any blog visitor in Ghana that would love to attend?One of the seats is already taken.
Is there any BV in Ghana willing to show some love by attending?please contact me.
Note that you have to dress really really tush..LOL

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VACANCY

Dear Madam,

Urgent Vacancies exist for the following positions:

1.Accountant at Asaba in Nigeria. Experience in QuickBooks, Roommaster, Tax Management are required

2. Hotel Manager at Asaba in Nigeria- Experience in Marketing, Roommaster and Internal controls are required

Apply to: innoanyahuru@gmail.com

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PROMO! PROMO!! PROMO!!!

ESTATE LAND FOR SALE IN PYAKASSA, LUGBE, FCT ABUJA.

Estate name: kristal court

Promo price: 3.5million

Actual price: 5.5million

Promo duration: 13-10-15 to 13-11-15.

Conditions: land is for 3bedroom with bq and enough parking space

Space: 550sqm

Contact: Abdulganiyu

Whatsap/tel: 08132993232

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Do You Need A Professional Band or Choir For Your Events.

Pinnacle Band and choir seeks for the patronage of BVs. We perform all

kinds of music professionally. A trial will convince your. Contact us

through 2B9C5AEC. Thanks

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HONEY FOR SALE

We deal in PURE NATURAL HONEY from our bee farm.Its pure and un-adultrated. Interested buyers can call on 08035261925 and it can be delivered to u (only in Lagos please). Promise to send in some shoki as soon as some sales is made. Thanks.

I call my hubby honey so if he enter here come do amebo e fit think say i wan sell am ...heheheehehe.

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AMAZING CAKES AWKA

We are very passionate about what we do at Amazing cakes, that is why we go out of our way to give you the best when it comes to cake. At Amazing cakes, taste meets beauty. A beautifully designed and delicious cake who can resist? If you are within Awka and environs, or in Anambra state at large, and you have an occasion that calls for a cake, feel free to contact us on 08038686737 or you can add me on BBM 7EFFB1E3.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE AND VACANCY

Hello Darling, hope you doing great...I am opening my MAKE UP STUDIO by end of the month in Port -Harccourt. We also train individuals how to become a professional MAU. The participants, will learn Introduction to Make-Up, Bridal Make-Up and different facial structures, products and tools of the trade, Natural Make-Up, Bridal Make-Up. Traditional Wedding Make -Up, Highlighting and Contouring, Tying of Gele, Blending eye Make-Up and also choosing the right foundation. We also deal on Make -Up products, Human Hair, Photo- Studio, Shirts and Perfumery...

Am also looking for a Secretary with experience  ‎to computer and who is also dedicated to work...Kindly reach us on Whatzapp 08161837711, BBM 2BB423F8, emailjoeysparlour@gmail.com and call  us on 08037736510...

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APPRECIATION TO DEBBIE/TOYIN PLUS SHOKI AHNN

Hello Stella,

First i want to say a big thank you for using your platform to bless lives- it sure has blessed mine.

I also want to say a big thank you to Debbie/Toyin. I met her through this platform when she asked for someone to do a few things for her.

She has been an amazing client- paying on time, even topping the bill (yes, really). Recently she blew my mind by sending these super cute shoes to me(find pics attached)- Debbie if you are reading this- God bless you! You have been a blessing to me.

Please SDK fam manage this small glo shoki- thanks!

30800 49017 31035

30800 67922 81620

18116 74135 81388

22488 15163 59500

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WHO WANTS TO BUY EMMANUEL A SHOE

Greetings from your number 1 fan here in Asaba ( B.V Gifted Hands).  

I saw a young boy 2 weeks ago on his way back from school. The difficulty with which he was working got my attention and I noticed he is deformed. Like Goodluck Jonathan, he has no shoes. A local cobbler here in Asaba says he can make something manageable for the sum of 2500 
( I have already contacted the boys Mother, we went to the cobbler's shop on Saturday and I have asked him to start making a pair and paid in advance) but I need the help of kindhearted BVs to please help Little Emmanuel walk  with a more comfortable pair or pairs. The least price for one very comfortable pair is 4000 and it is being produced in Ochanja Market, Onitsha.

Please ma, help me help this little boy.

God bless you dearie 

Attached are photos of Emmanuel with a cheerful grin that will melt your heart. 

Call BV gifted hands on 08037918018 ...she is in charge of helping this young man

Aside from not having shoes,I am sure this young man will do with some help for his education,please even if you have just N100,please join me in helping to change this young mans life.....REACH OUT AND TOUCH.
Lets give him a testimony that will sound like a lie!

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

I produce tasty, crispy ripe and unripe peppered  plantain chip‎s,made in a clean environment and taste good.I would like BV's to patronise me.

I sell 26pieces for #1000‎ which is the small size sold for #50,‎and the big size sold for #100 is also 26pieces and for #2000.

Bulk buyers can contact me(shop owners,snack vendors),parents that would want to  include it in birthday souvenirs,or in children's lunch pack.i live in lagos and can be reached on 08053368858.Thank you

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THANK YOU MRS RONKE

My name is Omono, I wrote in on behalf of my grandmother and the children living with her. I was asked, by a blog visitor to send her account details which I did. Yesterday I went to visit her and saw the five thousand Naria alert. My grandmother, will like to say thank you to this person and as you have put food in the mouths of these children, may God God continue to provide for you and your children, both born and unborn. May your legs take to you to the place of peace and favour. May God let anything you touch turn to gold in Jesus name AMEN.

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PLOTS OF LAND FOR SALE

Plots of land with Excision for sale, behind lekki garden phase1 estate sangotedo Lagos at #7 million per plot. Interested bvs can contact me on my email, yetus2015@gmail.com.

Thank you.

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Great discount for wedding decoration in November

I am offering all BVs resident in Calabar intending to have their weddings in November a great

discount on wedding decoration for guests of 300-500 usually for 100k

now for 70k whether indoor or outdoor. Hurry and grab this opportunity

for all Saturdays in November. Please call or whatsapp 08165066660 and

08062555197.

FingaTouch Events.

Small shoki

8625451005520480

8171757191388707

7064781550605071

1626687967999286

2543661454699793.

Thanks Stella.

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Insurance Job Enquiry.

Hello Stella. Please help me post this on ihn tomorrow. Fellow bvs, has anyone worked as a risk advisor in an insurance company? What exactly is the job description. I just got a job as a risk advisor, and i am hoping its not one that i will walk the whole of lagos looking for clients to buy insurance, or the one the company will give me an impossible target to meet. Advice me please, i don't want to waste my time thinking i have got a good job.

Thanks stella.

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DEVILS BOURNVITA AND PRINCIPALITY

Hi Stella,

I hope you are well. I would like to make a financial contribution to my own favourite story tellers. One was from last week 'Principality' and the other, from a few weeks back 'Devil's Bournvita'. The latter in particular sent me into fits of laughter with tears streaming down my face, as I read it while waiting to be served at my local grocery store.

I would like to remain anonymous. If it isn't  too much trouble, may I ask that you request they send their account details to BBC to be forwarded to me please?

Regards

Please if your joke is mentioned above,send me emails showing that you sent the mail to me with both jokes attached.click on reply from your old mail and i will forward to poster.

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VACANCY

Hello Stella,
     As I initially promised to announce here before anywhere else, any job related ish that can help people. Thank you so much for this platform.
       An online store is requesting for a sales rep. He/She can do the job alongside anything they are doing. The person only needs to work online and gets commission on anything they sell. They deal on all kinds of fashion stuff and they are very affordable so it won't be difficult to make sales. The ceo needs an assistant to work online. They need not report to any office. You can work from any state and country you are. The store has a delivery personnel and a pickup Centre. Anyone interested can contact me: cyndy2k7@yahoo.com

Thank you dear

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CHEF FOR HIRE-

Good Day stella, I am writing because I have a friend who is an excellent cook. His speciality is efik dishes, his talent in cooking is amazing. He has been out of work for so long that he is so depressed. Please I am pleading with any BV who is looking to hire a cook, to please call him. He is based in lagos and he is willing to negotiate his price with any BV who is willing to hire him. He is responsible and takes his work seriously. 

Please call this number 08104510346, Thank you God bless

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DOUBLE DOOR REFRIGERATOR FOR SALE

I have a Thermocool double door refrigerator for sale. It was bought few months ago,  April to be precise @ #62,500. Its as good as brand new.
The reason i want sell it is because i didn't use it for its intended purpose and I NEED TO USE THE MONEY.
The price i want i to sell it is @ #40. Pictures are attached.
This refrigerator has absolutely no fault.
My location is Karu,  Abuja.

Interested buyers can call Cynthia 07034794947 or 08052874411.

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APPRECIATION FOR NEW SEWING MACHINE

Dear Stellz, I am writing this mail with a joyous heart. I BEGGED for an old sewing machine and God used a bv by name Dupe to bless me with a new one! The day my mail was posted, someone called but unfortunately, she was in South South so it wasn't possible but as God would have it, this PRETTY bv called later that night and we were both in the same state.

God bless you SOOOOO much and also Nwunye Korkus for this wonderful platform. God will never leave your homes!

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HOW TO TREAT YEAST INFECT.

This was sent in by a blog visitor

For women who have chronic viginisis ‎/bacteria/yeast infection. There is a solution in this article.     http://naturalthrifty.com/how-to-treat-a-yeast-infection-with-garlic.html

I put garlic juice/oil directly in my vjajay and it works like magic. This is an infection that has been reoccurring for almost 10yrs. And garlic was the cure with a week. Thanks.

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DRIVER NEEDED ASAP

A personal driver needed as soon as possible.the potential driver must reside around Okota /Agoo/ Isolo area. Interested persons should contact 08038265794. First come first serve.

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Brand New Sony Xperia Z1 for Sale

Good day Stella and BVs. I have a brand New Sony Xperia Z1 for sale. It's brand new, as in never used. I bought it two Saturdays ago at one of the most reputable stores in Computer village for 65K and I "pimped" it for 5k. 

I bought it because my phone had a little problem and I couldn't stand being offline for 24hrs. I didn't know it was a minor "fixable" issue until I got to the store. Happily, my old phone was fixed and I already bought the Sony Xperia. I prefer my old phone to the Sony so I want to sell the Sony Xperia for 60k (if you are serious, we can negotiate). Every accessory is intact, with receipt. I can take you to the store to prove it's new and not stolen. Thank you

 call this number 08036291965 if you are interested in buying.

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I WANNA BUY iPHONE 5

I need an iphone5s. Clean and without scratches. Any serious seller should please contact me at kemisola.oyinlade@gmail.com

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WEEKEND GIST WINNER.

Beautiful morning SDK,

I waited till this morning to allow everyone to vote. Also, I counted and recounted in order not to receive another memo lol. The results are as follows:

Gist 1 Wayo Daddy = 4

Gist 2 Caught Redhanded = 28

Gist 3 Arrested Development = 6

Gist 4 Them thief My Thing = 20

Gist 5 Missing Father = 33

Gist 6 Georgy The Thief = 29

Gist 7 Embarrassing Call = 1

Gist 8 Sleeping Driver = Nil

Gist 9 Daydreaming = 2

Gist 10 Outing Gone Wrong = 3

GIST 5 Missing Father is the WINNER!!

The BVs that cancelled and re-voted were Precious Ibik, Sweet berry and Tony.

Imoh Sandra voted for a different number and a different name.

So many new IDs lmao...y'all are welcome. Please keep voting and keep visiting SDK.

BV 'Cocoz'

This weeks and last weeks winner please send in your details oh.Apity that georgy the thief didnt win.

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SHOPAHOLIC SHOPPERS CALL OUT TO GIVEAWAY RECIPIENTS.

I am calling out the recipients of our purses giveaway last month that refuse to acknowledge it here. Mrs. Oniovosa ( 081173938**) and Erugba Phillips (081642660**) after all your sweet talks you didn't deem it fit to send a mail to Stella. Please if you are reading this kindly send a mail to SDK to acknowledge it......Thanks

Well i accused them of not giving out the giveaway and this is their defence.if you collected it just send me an acknowledge ment mail.

Signing out Hmmmmmmm....
SDK The bitch ya all cant bring down with words..NAH!