Monday IN HOUSE NEWS - Any Drama?

Monday..........Oh I love Monday and ya all know why!..hehehehehehehh

In house news remains the same time. 2pm and 3pm. I went back one hour remember?

GIVEAWAY/FOR SALE

Hi Stella, Hope this meets you well! Attached are original Zara hand bags for sale, (more stock available) price range is 10k and above, also have polo and formal shirts for men from 3k. Would love to give out the baby walker for any mum in need. Serious minded people can reach me on my mobile:08060057556. For Abuja based Bv's thank you!

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Expanding SDK donor group via skill empowerment

An increase in blog donors can only boost the charitable efforts on this blog and to this effect, Deft-Rains Solutions – an IT company will be offering its highly-sought-after intern training program on Cisco Networking which has opened doors to flourishing careers for many at a discounted fee, exclusively to Bvs (whether IT inclined or not) to get them empowered for career breakthrough and be able to support humanitarian courses on this blog in the future.

Discount: First 3 Bvs to signify their interest registers for free while the next 10 Bvs will only pay N30000 (as against the official fee of N45000).

Training Location: Abuja and Lagos only

For enquiries and registration: Call 08069386320 or 08058690453.

Thank you Stella.

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In need of an apartment in ogba axis lagos

Good day Stella,I have been so impacted by your blog, thank you for blessing lives day by day! God bless you more and bigger things your way. Amen.

 Please am getting married early next year and i am in dire need of an apartment in ogba, fagba, axis. A good 2 bedroom flat ranging between 200k - 250k. I dont have money for agreement and agency fee. 

Stay blessed

Olabisi 08084083127

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TESTIMONY FROM BV WATERLILLY

Steeeella, this is Waterlilly, them wan kill me with calls, messages and alerts. I don't know what to use to induce sleep because my eyes are as dry as Sahara Desert, your BVs have used alerts to chase sleep away from me, oooh! 

Stella, my account balance is 130,000 now and still counting cos some will send on Monday today. I am sure I will be able to rent even a room face me I slap you in town after everything because someone has promised me a job on the island which is very far from where I stay. Even abroad people called me, me that has only received one 419 call like that from one abroad number only once in my life

Chai! Stella!!!!
One aunty Juliet called from abroad (UK or so) and asked me to

send her my details, I couldn't send it, it failed this is the number (056203116). I tried calling but not possible, they said it is incorrect. Please if you can reach her, let her send an email so I can forward it to her or if there is anything I should add or subtract in the number. Stella, I won't induce sleep so I can do night vigil for all d givers including you. Even David Baller gave me 5k from the cash they gave him. Hmmmm, my battery is almost dead, I will mail you tomorrow again, let me go and charge it against tomorrow. Thank you sooooo much

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• Human Hair sales and giveaway
• Hello Stellastica!

You do a very good job, no one can dispute that. Any objections BVs? No! I though so too. lol

I run an online hair store. We sell human hair and synthetic hair.

We are doing sales right now almost at giveaway prices plus every sales comes with a gift! 

I would appreciate if my fellow BVs can participate.

Website: www.abbyzimpression-2.myshopify.com

Instagram: @abbyzimpression

I am giving out this pair of shoes to any BV who wears size 3. 

You can reach me on abikeola89@yahoo.co.uk or 0808-903-6418.

Thank you Stella. May God continue to bless you.

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THAK YOU TO SHAPE MI NOW

Good day Stella, please this is a thank you memo to shape mi now for the waist trainer I received during the giveaway, i've sent her a thank you mail but she said we should also thank her here too. Thank you very much shape mi now I truly appreciate and may God continue to butter your bread‎. Voxybrown1 

LMAOOOOOO@thank her here too...

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NYSC AND TRAVELLING

hanks for this privilege sweet stelz and my e family.I need clarity on this issue.

I have been invited to the USA by my great aunt to spend the Xmas with her and family,she works with the us government. Im currently serving in the north as a teacher in a secondary school...my 6th month.

By DEC 17th the school of my PPA will be on break ...I just want to know if there's any form of restrictions on NYSC as I don't want to falsify any documents nor beg any agent considering that DEC is a holiday.

Any BV in the house that travelled out to the USA specifically during NYSE?

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iPHONE 4 FOR SALE

I have this iPhone 4 that has been collecting dust in my room and I need money for something and decided to sale it. It goes for a giveaway price of 25k and am selling it with a power bank casing. I can be contacted on what's app.08063347694. Thanks.

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CRUNCHY CHINCHIN,BON,S EGG ROLL, MEAT PIE AND SAUSAGE ROLL IN WHOLE SALE FOR RETAILERS,AND FOR OCCASIONS.

This is for Lagos Bvs, I sell Chinchin, Bons, Egg Roll, Meat pie,and Sausage roll in wholesale for retailers, and small chops @ affordable prize for occasions too. for Bvs who will want to buy Chinchin for their own  consumption,I also sell in large quantities, its a business I just started, will give my own shoki soon by Gods grace. My phone number  is 08068971939 for Watsapp.

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APPRECIATION TO BV AMAKA

Thanks for advertising my oil on your blog,could you believe that I went to deliver coconut oil to bv amaka at yaba,my slippers cut when she came to pick me at the bus stop,she gave me a size 12 peep toe shoe for free and a hand bag,there are angels in this house o.

She said I must not bring it here but I have to,bv amaka,may the good lord enlarge you.

And to all the bvs who patronized me,God bless you,the bv at lekki who I also met this saturday,thanks for the advice,soon my coconut oil would be sold on kaymu cos am registering the oil and moringa with kaymu soon.

Once again,thanks all,God bless you,I promise to deliver pure unadulterated coconut oil to you all.

Adunni.

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CAR NEEDED

Dear Mrs Kork, 

I am an ardent reader of your blog and always comment with anonymous, Please post in the in house news. 

i need a car, a benz C class 03/04 or a 2004 toyota corolla sport. or any other good car that my  fellow BVs would want to sell out at a very affordable and reasonable price. say 700?  they should mail me on hawtbabe15@gmail.com
so we could talk. I also dont mind paying twice. 

Thank you Stella!!

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MAIL OF APPRECIATION

Dear Aunty Stella you are really a good person. I appreciate all the good you have been doing on your blog. Through your blog many people life have been saved. Am a living witness cuz I got help through your blog. 

I jus can't thank you enough. U are really one of your kind. I just don't know how to thank you for what you did for me and my family. The period that I thought I was going to loose my only brother but you did not let it happen cuz I got help through your blog . I think you are the best person have known on earth. Though I have not met you but I think you are really a kind person. 

Thank you for saving my mum from high blood pressure, thank you for changing my tears to happiness. I really doubt if you are human most time cuz the way you do things amaze me. May God continue to bless you. You shall continue to Prosper, your household will experience the good things of life. Your name will be heard world wide... Heaven is your reward... I love you so much  

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HAPPY/SAD STATE AND GIVEAWAY

Oh Stella i am in a state of imbrogo. I am pregnant. Lemme break it down. I just changed job to a new bank only for me to discover i am pregnant. On one hand, i am super dupa excited as I had a miscarriage sometime in June. 

On the other hand, what will I do? Financially, I and my hubby combined are doing well but alone, I dont know. What do I tell bank? People supporting my banking career with funds dont really know i am married. I am confused sha. But in that state of confusion, I want to help a pregnant woman with 20k. Please dont publish my email as my hubby reads this blog. Either send your account number or the person's own. I just need people that have gone through this before to tell me how they did it. Im so so happy for the baby but what do I do with job? Im barely 2weeks old. Confused much.

Please send your mail to busybodycorrecter at sdkblogaffairs@gmail.com with a mail with subject  20k PREGNANT BANKER GIVEAWAY.

Meanwhile I have mistakenly deleted your email so please mail me again so that i will have an email to send the bank infos to.Thank you

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IN SEARCH OF MY SISTERS ( BOLA ,ESTHER AND FELICIA ARIYO)

Dear SDK,

My name is Ogechi and am a regular Bv. 

Kindly help me post this on your blog,it could help me to reach out to my sisters who I knew when I was a child but can't recognise them presently anywhere I see them due to family misunderstanding. 

Their names are listed above but they are all married and have changed names.

Bola Ariyo lives with hubby in Abuja, Esther Ariyo lives with her family in Canada while Felicia lives with her family in Lagos.

I don't have a clue or contact of where they are presently. 

Aunty Bola, Esther and Felicia, please if you are reading this I just want you to know that I am sorry for the misunderstanding we had back in the days I was in school.I was only but a child. 

Yes mother left but that doesn't mean she does not love her daughters,she loves you all and misses you.

No matter how much we fight, family still remains family and blood still remains blood. 

Please I would love to know my sisters, it really hurts me when I know I have 3 big sisters out there who I don't know. 

Please forgive our mother for leaving and getting married to Mr Emeka who is my daddy and forgive Moses and I for being an ass, we love you and I want to meet you. 

Please I can be reached with the mail below.

Nwadinma86@gmail.com

OGE OKPARA

Thank You Sdk and God bless you.

She has used every means possible but cannot locate her sisters.I pray that this platform helps her find them....they might even be BV's too.
Please Ogechi,let us know how it goes okay?

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HAIR ISSUES

Hi Stella! 

I am an ardent fan of ur blog and it has really helped me in so many ways.It was as a result that I thought to share a problem I am currently going through and I pray that I would get a solution here.

As a 26 year old lady, I noticed there years ago that my hair was falling out,especially at d middle.It looked like a little issue initially because I though it was due to a tight hairstyle I did or tight braids.However,I continued to loose more hair right at the centre of my head.I even had to cut it low and go totally natural because I cld not bear it anymore.So far,it seems to be getting worse and has become a constant source of depression to me.I saw a dermatologist who suggested scalp injection and called the condition 'Lichen Planopilaris', although she had done no biopsy at the time to know what was actually wrong.Another dermatologist called it ' Fungi Infection' and gave me drugs and a hair cream for it..However,it seems to be getting worse.

I am a beautiful lady and this condition has really reduced my self esteem and made me feel ugly.I am tired of wearing wigs. Someone even suggested that I get herbs.I have used different hair creams, all to no avail.Pls help me.I can't do this anymore.It is too hard to deal with.

Thank you.

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LANDSCAPING, WATERFALLS,FOUNTAIN,SYNTHETIC GRASS services.

Stella, thanks for doing a great job.  We offer;

Flowering works,

Synthetic Grass(for sport, landscape, playground  etc.)

Natural Lawn

Potted Flowers(ornamental and economic)

Gazebo(summer bush bar)

Waterfalls and Water Fountains

Fumigation and Pest Control Services. 20% discount will be given to all SDKers.

My contact;

08083347278, 08077534706

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MAKEUP TRAINING IN ONITSHA ANAMBRA STATE.

Hi Stella Bae, greetings from a blog visitor. please I am a makeup artist (D'CHERRY MAKEOVERS) and i will be organising a 1week intensive makeup training in Onitsha Anambra State for people interested in learning personal makeup, proffessional makeup and gele tying at a very affordable price of 5k(personal) 10k (proffesional+gele tying) starting from Tuesday 27th October. This is my contact 08068908005 and first 2 persons to call or watsapp gets free training.

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Hairstylist at your doorstep/ discount for brides-to-be

Our stylists are detailed to the core. They give your fabulous hairstyle a natural finishing in the comfort of your home at an affordable price. We also offer monthly plans for your hairdo. 

We are offering free body exfoliation and facials for the 1st 5 brides that call in to book us for their D-day. For more information call 07061315859

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Job vacancy for lagos bvs

AABTEJ Construction Ltd vacancy

Taabtej construction is seeking to engage a civil/structural engineer

Education :
He must be a university or polytechnic graduate

Ability to work under little or no supervision.

Interested candidate should send an email to taabtejventures@yahoo.com

N.b lekki/ajah resident will be considered more..thanks stella

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APPRECIATION FOR "NUDDIE" GIVEAWAY

Good-day Mrs Korkus

I actually wanna say Thanks to you for this Unique platform which you have created for reaching out;may God continue to reward you immensely..

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To the reason of mailing;I actually received my giveaway T-shirt from NUDDIE FASHION and BRANDING.  She advertised in Tuesday's "In House News" of 29th September ‎which i applied for,and was lucky to be A winner..She's  just too nice and with a kind heart ,and she  even had to send them from lagos to delta for free..please fellow BV's kindly patronise her for your Logo Creation,Banners, Birthdays Tees,Pre wedding  shoot Tees,wedding Anniversary Tees, Sport wears, Company uniforms, Individual branded Tees amongst others..‎

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Contact for more:‎

BB: 590F47A8

WhatsApp/call: 08027245111. 

Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1417504704944551  ‎

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Appreciation.

Good day Stella. God bless you for making this kind BV give me Mac eyeliner and Kajal. I received them on Saturday stress free. God bless her. Please find attached a picture of what I got.

She also sells amazing smart watches (N6k) and flash drives (4k and 3k). Bv's please patronize her. Attached is a picture of the watch and flash drive.

Thanks.
BV Funmi.

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VACANCIES

Stella nwa nne m,

Happy new week.

Please help post this vacancy for blog visitors. (In the previous mail I sent on a vacancy, we have been able to award a job to one blog visitor . He is resuming tomorrow.  Thanks for your good work).

Title: Business Development officer (2 positions).

We are looking for experienced business developers to drive our marketing campaign in Lagos.

Successful applicants will be based in Lagos (so only Lagos based to apply).

Qualities/experience

1. Good communications and interpersonal skills with ability to communicate with a wide range of individuals

2. Good persuasive ability ,must be charismatic, proactive and ambitious and willing to meet preset targets.

3. At least 2 years experience developing a business and getting new leads.

4. BSc/HND in marketing or any science course

Job description

1. Generate leads

2, Devise marketing campaigns with the goal of increasing brand awareness

3. Establishing new relationships and fostering existing ones

4. Develop marketing plan

5. Plan, organise and execute marketing programs

How to apply

Interested and qualified candidates should please send their applications and CV to: socialmail100@gmail.com

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Plea for vote from fellow SDKBV

  Good evening Stella,

         Please I need my fellow blog Visitors help, to help like my younger sisters picture on instagram. My mum was not too happy today seeing that her picture has little like, so I told her not to worry,that I know people that can help with that,,, by the way  She is also a blog visitor, I know she will be very happy, if she gets blog visitors vote. Its a university competition MBGL (Most Beautiful Girl LASU). Stella ‎u need to see her in person, she is very pretty,, please help her and we will come back to testify with shoki,,,, by the way, the competition is Tuesday 27th, so we need the vote

    Here is the link ‎https://instagram.com/p/9LaSO4GLhB/ please open this link and like Her pix on instagram 

Awwwww.tell your lovely mum not to worry,we go try.
I have clicked on LIKE

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GIVEAWAY

Hi Stella,greetings to you.Thank you for the wonderful work you do on your blog.I am a medical doctor and also a professional make up artiste. 

I would like to do a give away to 2 brides whose wedding falls within Nov to Dec .I would also give a discount to other BVs who would request my services.

My services begin 3weeks before the D day as I also give health tips to make clients skin look its best.Contact me on 09050586292.The give a ways have to be clients who stay on the Lekki-Epe axis and the environs.The first 2 clients would get the giveaway.

Thank you Stellz.

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APPRECIATION TO IDEAL CAKES

Hello Stella,help me post this appreciation to ideal cakes.I won her

giveaway for my mom and she baked me a pretty cake,I picked it up

today and its so lovely,I can't wait to taste it.Thanks for putting a

smile on my mom's face,ideal cakes.God bless you very much and thank

you Stella.Ideal cakes can be reached on 07054561379.Please patronise

her fellow bvs.God bless us all

HMMMMMMM

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WHO HAS AN OLD PRINTER TO GIVE OUT

Hello Stella, hello Blog Fam, please am a beginner entrepreneur, though my business has not broken even yet, am hopeful it will do so am being patient and applying Angel Blaze Method of starting small; on this, I would want to appeal to you guys , if you have an old printer that you are no longer in need of please I won't mind having it as it will save me the cost of going to business centre to do my print outs, at least I can afford to buy rims of paper. it will really go a long way; am not compelling anyone, just soliciting . Thank You

i can be reached @ nmaisaac59@gmail.com

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FOR SALE

Good morning dear stella and fellow  blog visitors, I have pre-loved clothes for sale,(used) first grade I must say, ranges from #700- #3000‎, our vintage dresses are #3000. Instagram handle is pre_lovedclothings. My phone number is 09053605510, my BlackBerry pin is 2AFACCC8 we deliver nationwide, then I can bring them to ur doorstep if u are buying stuffs worth #5000 and above if you live in lagos island and its environs eg, lekki, ajah.  it is strictly confidential so nothing to worry about. (we have more than enough clothe that you see on instagram) we are still uploading more. Here attached is some samples. God bless

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Hello Stella stork,  I'm addicted to your blog and I just love your work. 

I run a small beauty shop,  I fix weavons,  I do braids,  nails,  make-up for weddings,  birthdays and other ceremonies. I also make wigs in form of ghana weaves. Please I want BVs that live around madalla,  zuba,  and Suleja to patronize  me.  My shop is located at No.  13 Wakili street after Hylina guest Inn,  madalla,  Niger state. Thanks

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RE- EKPANGKUKWU

Stella, i just hate the comments posted about the ekpangnkukwu. Maybe that picture did not do it justice. Abeg joh, send dem this one. How will someone take their time to share a recipe, some pipo go deh insult am . A whole ekpang.  On a good day now, Ekpang pass jollof rice ohhh

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RE - MALLAM WASHING FRUITS IN GUTTER

Stella,

Please help post this in ihn on monday,I need to make an explanation on the post I made about aboki washing fruits with gutter water cos have seen all the cusses bvs have sent.

The aboki was actually washing the fruits inside the gutter and was throwing it inside the white plastic as shown in the picx,when I wanted to take the second picx to show how he was washing d fruits,his second saw me n gave me a look that I had to turn off my camera,even though there are bursted water pipes in lagos gutter,he was washing directly inside the busted water clogged inside the gutter,so what's d difference of washing with gutter water,tough it was from a busted pipe..

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Gist 5 on Saturday's Inhouse Gist ie 10/24/15

Hi Stella, I was touched by Buchi's story on Saturday's In House Gist and will like to send him some money. Please can you request on In House News or wherever you deem necessary for him to send you his First and Last name, Account number and the name of his bank so that you can forward it to me. I want to give him the money Anonymously. I'll be awaiting your reply. Thanks.

I made a mistake by labelling one post gist 5 on Saturday and the continuation of Sundays gist as five.the error is regretted please.
If you are gist 5 poster of Saturday,please contact me with proof oh,cos i have deleted all correspondence.

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Thank you ishawphotos Port Harcourt

Good day Stella...I wish to sincerely thank ishawaphotos for giving me this beautiful shoe...I applied for the giveaway and was selected... Ma may God bless you ... pH Bvs please patronise her for your baby pictures, wedding and child dedication pictures...she is a lady with class .. Thanks Stella for this platform...from BV Nostyk...

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Alorhhs GIVEAWAY ( uncle richard card)

With just a single sentence she bless me with 1k richard card. God bless you immensely madam Alorhh's. Please patronise alorrh's closet. You can add her on bbm with 55c38bf2 or whatsaap her on 08137245583. She sells quality bags and shoes.

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RICHARD WHERE ARE YOU?

I met a friend on our S&M forum,we clicked immediately I added him on bbm and he's been a good person. He is based at abuja, while I am in lagos. For over 2 weeks now, I haven't heard from Richard, his bbm and whatsapp messages are not delivering. I called him throughout last 2week, it rang and it wasn't picked then did the same last week and it was switched off. I don't know his surname,I would have searched on facebook.

Richard, I know you are fine wherever you are,please reach out,let me know you are ok. I'm super worried about you and I miss you everyday. Much love..Timi.

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MODERN FURNITURE + GIVEAWAY

We do quality furniture's at the guaranteed best prices. Our mission is to make furniture with lovely and different designs. Whether you are furnishing a guest room, hotels, a bedroom, a living room, dinning or kitchen, we make home delivery, we can deliver anywhere in Nigeria, we can also make them on-site all at affordable prices.

call or whatsapp: 08034214305 for pictures and price list today.

The first 5 BVS to add us get one free side stool automatically. attach is the picture

the first 2 BVS also get 10% discount on all order plus the stool

just indicate you add us from sdk blog.

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RESULTS OF VOTING FOR IHG BY OFFICIAL COUNTER 

BV COCOZ

Good day SDK and BVS,  

SDK, how will I identify emergency IDs nah? Lmao. I counted all valid IDs.

The results are as follows:

Gist 1 Otapiapia: 9

Gist 2 Urine Cum: 4

Gist 3 Give her now: 8

Gist 4 Witches from His Village: 48

Gist 5 Police is ur friend : 7

SUNDAY(SDK's Numbering was just off lol.)

Gist 5 Sweet Revenge: 1

Gist 6 Toothpick: Nil

Gist 7 Football Age: 2

Gist 8 Expensive Baboon: 26

Gist 9 Physics Dream: Nil

Gist 10 Childhood Disappointments: 2

Gist 11 Oh dear, Poor you: 4

Gist 12 Indo Wetin: 4

The winner is GIST 4!!!!

Anonymous votes/Multiple votes were not counted. 

Precious Ibik and Mrs Fine face changed their votes which was counted. 

If you vote on Sun without stating that you want to cancel ur Sat vote, sorry but only ur first vote will count e.g Jasmine.

Olori voted multiple gists on sat so was not counted but voted only one on Sun which was counted.

I didn't count Lastborn's vote on Sat because it was anon but got an ID on sun so the sun vote was counted.

Those that reaffirmed their Sat votes e.g Hafiza, Sweet berry, Cocoz etc was not recounted again.

Ps: I took my time with the analysis to avoid another memo. Remember pls that these rules were made by SDK not me lol.

All those new IDs that cropped up middle of the night to vote a particular gist, una well done. It's better to invite ur frnds to vote so we can have NEW BVs than all these emergency IDs lol.

Love you all.

BV 'Cocoz'

Hehehehehehehhehehe

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FLATMATE NEEDED IN ABUJA

Good day and you are doing a great job at your blog. Keep up the good work. I just rented a two bedroom flat in Kubwa. I would love a flatmate to share the flat with and take the other room. The rent is 300k. Negotiable though. Thank you Stella. Contact- 09053384001

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EXPERIENCED BAKER NEEDED URGENTLY

Good day Stella, how are you doing? Please I will like you to post this on the IHN today. Need an experienced baker that stays around Aguda urgently. Please interested persons should contact Mrs Ada on ‎, 0803 404 6519.

Thanks.

Sgning out feeling jetlagged.

SDK....Ajala the trafula toh badt.

Hmmmmmm......