Stella has started again with one of those her topics right?If you are of this thought,please close this post and visit and try the Saturday laughs post from last week.
If you are a man you will definitely feel i am talking to you but
I am not just talking to you but poking my hand in your eyes...lol
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder ?
The way to a man's stomach is to give him good food?
Please men pick a struggle and stop mixing the beautiful side chick with the plain looking and vice versa.
LOL
Hahahahaha oya men its your call today.
ReplyDeleteMadam stellz;is there any law which states that once A woman/lady is beautiful;then she shouldn't know how to cook?? Or that when you are A good cook;then you should look kinda tacky with your outfit??
DeleteI still dont understand what you are trying to insinuate tho..
Is it my own world or just yours?? Cos the prettiest people(both facially and character wise) i have come across are very good chef..and for the fact that A lady cooks doesn't mean she should be dressing like we are in the 1850's just like the first lady by the left of the above pic..
Anyways;everybody with their respective choice and opinion!
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Beauty.....because of your KIDS
DeleteIs not funny when one's kids are ugly jare!
The woman on the left is not ugly. She has nice cheek bones, modest forehead and good outline for brow work. Her skin is clear and looks healthy. She just looks tired and with no make up on. The one on the left is just light skin not too fine. She's just okay. Any woman can be fine. Just take care of your skin, watch your weight and smell good.
DeleteThis " you should look kinda tacky with your outfit??" and this "are very good chef" = puke fest. Speak like you would normally, stop trying too hard to sound tush Martin
DeleteI am a very beautiful lady and by the grace of God I've not eaten any food that tastes half as good as what I cook. Weda African or oyibo food, I carry first. Bedmatics nko? I no get rival... lol...
DeleteThis is not in any true. I used to have this not so pretty ex-G who couldn't cook to save a life. Meanwhile, when I met my wife, it was her beauty that got me. On the contrary, I later realised she would hardly eat outside. Now, I dont know how food outside my home tastes, yet my wife is a queen. If you want to be lazy, you will be as a woman whether your are pretty or not.
DeleteMadam fear God! Does been beautiful signifies been a bad cook?
DeleteHonestly speaking, so many pretty girls can also cook well and even better than their counterpart.
As far as am concerned, either she can cook well or not, i prefer her.
See: You may not be successful if you do any of these things on life
There's no harm in being both...beautiful and a good cook
ReplyDeleteGbam!
DeleteMost beautiful women can cook very well,I am one good example. *winks*
Am an example of the two... beautiful and a good cook.
DeleteI agree
DeleteGBA! Choose one and stick with it.don't mix both. The plain looking one can be cleaned up while the beautiful one can be taught how to cook abi?
ReplyDeleteAbi o
DeleteHmmm
ReplyDeleteHonest truth..its hard to see a pretty chic n a good cook #sipsMoetnChandon #
DeleteStella. .stop eating up my comments..it's not funny anymore
ReplyDeleteWell... I'll pick the one with the juicy, dick-gripping pussy, I can manage the other two flaws
DeleteJuicy?
DeleteNa orange?
Interesting topic
ReplyDeleteBeautiful wife, no argument.
So you no sabi cook?
DeleteThere is more to a man than just feeding him ad looking beautiful. Women don't know these are the least of things.
DeleteFish brain, stay on your lane
DeleteI don't mind teaching your generation how 2 cook!
We can compete if u don't mind.
ODE
Egbe eluigwe gbagbuo gi dia Potable. Anu mpama.When you trolled my comment here you didn't know you were asking for trouble abi? You don buy market name, you'll definitely dance to the tune of this masquerade. ...shediot.Look who's calling someone fish brain? With your plenty gbagaun on this blog. You, teach my generation how to cook? lmao, I'll pass please, I never wan die.Sorry excuse for a human being! !
DeleteEven as a girl I will choose the beautiful wife, i can always teach her how to cook but i CANNOT be waking up every morning to the plain ugly looking cook beside her, No can't do.
ReplyDeleteLove EATING pussy
Atleast u will be eating only balanced pussy!
DeleteStella,pls tell this fag 2 stop soiling our eyes with pussy.
He should change the name
pls does anyone onw wrre i can get a a nike or adidas trainers at a cheaper rate. someone said they sell new ones fr 12kand fairly used at 8k. pls does anyone knw anybody that sells cheaper. pls reply
DeleteLuv u bae..team GonG.....
DeleteP eater,how can I get ur details?
DeleteSome men are confused Na. They don't know what they want likewise some ladies.
ReplyDeleteChychy
DeleteWe are fine ooh.
The big dude is great,absolutely fine. We give God the glory.
I trust you and yours digodu wuuuuuu?
To be beautiful and a good cook isnt rocket science nau
DeleteA woman be both
I know I am.
We are good dear. Kiss him for me.
DeleteWe are good dear. Kiss him for me.
DeleteHubby said d way to his heart isn't food o, whether na better ish me no know
ReplyDeleteLolz.
ReplyDeleteI'm beautiful and I'm a bloody darn good cook. Best of both imo.
ReplyDeleteU chop home training well.
DeleteWhat stops you from looking beautiful and also cooking well? Just an innocent kweshun o
ReplyDeleteOya men pick a struggle, the beauty or your stomach.
ReplyDeleteTake d good cook n turn her to a beautiful woman
ReplyDeleteShikena
Okwuosa flora
A good cook.The way to a man's heart is through his tummy
ReplyDeleteThat is why chefs exist... Cook books and food network will serve.. Anybody can learn to cook... But when a girl not fine, ain't nothing anybody finna do bout it
ReplyDeleteOh shut it. If u see some girls before and after pictures your temporo-mandibular joint would subluxate.
DeleteMen it's stomach 1st o. Nobe who dey alive dey see who fine and who ugly? Ugly one that cooks well would do, then pimp her up.
In my opinion, a beautiful wife it is.
ReplyDeleteA beautiful wife can always be a good cook.
But a good cook that aint beautiful? Nah...
Note:beauty in this context is skin deep.
What do I know? Over to you guys!
Lord answer my prayer oh!
ReplyDeleteLol put more effort in your prayer.
DeleteLol put more effort in your prayer.
DeleteNa wa o
DeleteLord answer my prayer oh!
ReplyDeletebillion dollars over husband, anyday, anytime
Change your prayer point
DeleteThis ya prayer need house of assembly to siddon on top ...... It's well with you.
how will a man pick a ugly duckling and be looking at her while eating the food prepared by her. Odiro possible
ReplyDeleteStella, man shall not live by bread alone biko. What if she's a good cook with a bad character. These days people that know what time it is are health and fitness conscious, they don't bother much about kitchen affairs. My boo is more interested in my looking beautiful than worrying about what I feed him for dinner. I can cook but it's not a passion. He's not fixated on stomach affairs. We are having our white wedding in a couple of weeks.
ReplyDeleteA beautiful woman..na food dem create man make he dey chop??? Any man who will pick food over a beautiful woman is not living but merely existing..
ReplyDeletelol
DeleteSome men are selfish,
ReplyDeleteThey want an angel, perfect woman,
Beauty, brain, good cook, good shape, etc.
All in one woman...
Yet they don't have any of this.
Gbam
DeleteShishi sef dem no ge, dey carry empty pocket up and down!
DeleteHaha that is if they will listen. Men are always in the act of looking for what is not missing.
ReplyDeleteWhen they two self are completely incomplete ntsheew
DeleteWhy must the "not so goodlooking" always be dark skinned??...I don't get it
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteAbi
Deletehahaha ha...u ar so right.
DeleteHaha gud questn
DeleteNice question
DeleteThey 4 kukuma use 2 fair/dark ladies.....any yellow pawpaw is now beautiful.
beautiful wife iwatago
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Marry a good cook because beauty fades, hunger dose not.
DeleteAda nwannem, shey the beautiful wife cannot learn how to cook?
DeleteI trust my husband to choose a beautiful woman anytime anyday over food.What does it take to learn to cook if the woman is willing ??
DeleteI know an "oyibo lady", purely british married to a Naija dude who cooks our food well.Her husband taught her.
Beautiful o. Eye will chop first b4...
ReplyDeletebeautiful abeg... she will later learn it...
ReplyDeleteFor me if go for a Beautiful wife. She can learn how to cook, but who Don wowo don "wowo".... I wish I was a man!lol
ReplyDeleteOff to read saturday laughs...
ReplyDeleteHmmm, see comparison! It is well
ReplyDeleteI have many beautiful girlfriends and they can cook ,am a great cook my self ,meanwhile who is after food this days ,even men want to loose weight ,abeg stella na in the time of my mother ,beautiful woman all the way
ReplyDeletepleeeaaaaassssseeee help me ooooo bvz, i want a brighter face, which facial tube cream can i buy for my face. i want a three days action oh
ReplyDeletethanks
You better dont destroy your face o. All those 3days action tube creams have steroids that cause skin discoloration... patience is key
DeleteSee a dermatologist before u burn ur face trying out tubes/creams suggested by BVs
DeleteGoogle Susan Chanel.
DeleteI prefer a mixture of both, a fair cook with average beauty, if she too fine, rich men go dey spoil am for me. Lols
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
Gud wife abeg..... #NowPlaying>> na 2day: hans mills...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
No matter which 1 dey av.. dey wld still want more... Oliver twists..
ReplyDeleteMajority of your bvs are ugly.
ReplyDeleteTHELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDelete*picksMicUp*
Where are the sons of adam!!!
Y'al should get in here osiso!
Remember u can only pick one of the two ladies,so mke una open eyes choose oo
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDelete*picksMicUp*
Where are the sons of adam!!!
Y'al should get in here osiso!
Remember u can only pick one of the two ladies,so mke una open eyes choose oo
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDelete*picksMicUp*
Where are the sons of adam!!!
Y'al should get in here osiso!
Remember u can only pick one of the two ladies,so mke una open eyes choose oo
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
No be marriage or relationship matter dey worry me now, na Laptop be my problem now, pls somebody should help me with one.
ReplyDeleteIssorait
DeleteBeautiful wife pls.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I will go for the good cook. Cos I knw I can always build her to my taste. Beauty can vanish anytime, but that gift of preparing a good food can't vanish, because it's part of her life. A minor accident, can make one dislike the beautiful one, that means one is loosing on both sides.
ReplyDeleteWho don worwor don worwor o. There's nothing u can do about it
DeleteLols, most men love pretty ladies for show as girlfriends but when it comes to marriage, they prefer a 'not ugly but homely woman' who is a good cook and home keeper.
ReplyDeletelol... oya over to the men
ReplyDeleteReason people fail exams and interviews they said pick a struggle,not given an explanation to the struggle.
ReplyDeleteHian! Which kind ID be dis @love eating puss#?
ReplyDeleteGood cook.Makeup will do the beauty part.
ReplyDeleteWho knw abt miss FAB's cream....can I get it pls I need ur advice....
ReplyDeleteHer cream is hash
DeleteMen over to you...beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ReplyDeletelol that reminds me of a picture i saw, some men will still marry the fine one and cheat on her with the ugly one, while you spending 70k on a weave, yo nigga is cheating on you with a girl that doesnt even use a comb
ReplyDeleteErrm men marry wives not cooks please. People here hardly cook sef, always eating out. It's naija mentality that will just marry woman so she will be slaving away in the kitchen 4 him
ReplyDeleteJust here to read comments.
ReplyDeleteMany beautiful ladies knows how to cook very well. Besides, most ur wife cook. Is she a slave. Employ chefs if u want delicacies. Woman go born, straf, wash , clean and even work. Abeg! Most men don't even know what they want. They tend to mix the duties of a wife with that of a maid. Even the bible recommended maids for wives.
ReplyDeleteFunny but true... A wife is a helpmate not ur servant... Thats y there are maids,domestic staff or househelp as u may choose to call it. When i finally settle, i will hv my household staff, will giv instructions on wat i want and how i want it done( which is why m their mistress) then i on the other hand will feed hubby with the only food no help but myself will gv him.Thats how it should be!
DeleteMaid=Second Wife
DeleteLol both for me if I was a man
ReplyDeletebeauty isn't just your outward appearance,it involves a lot more than that. if a man should choose beauty over a good cook,the period and money it will take her to learn how to cook will be twice what it will cost him to transform that good cook into a classy woman...it's all about packaging.
ReplyDeleteGreedy me both...
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ReplyDeleteAbeg who wan marry monster for house before????
ReplyDeleteBoth are necessary in marriage. She should be able to balance being a good cook, beauty and character. She must not 100percent good in all..
ReplyDeleteBeing beautiful does not mean you can't cook ooh, am beautiful and can cook, the one I don't know how and know dt DH likes, I steal from dooney kitchen jara...hehehe
ReplyDeleteI will choose a combination of both. After all being beautiful does not mean being a bad cook
ReplyDeleteno be that Abuja bleaching cream seller be that fair girl?
ReplyDeleteGod bless u all
ReplyDeleteI will go wit de fine chick o, I sabi cook, I go teach her, nor be only food I need frm my wife, wit dat kind of chick, I go dey run go house after close of work.
ReplyDeleteArea boi was here.
Def d fyn gal nau.
ReplyDeleteThe bad cook can always learn how to cook....catering skool plenty dis dayz
cook will be hired, wifey has to be beautiful, i will select beauty for my brother o
ReplyDeletebut that cook baabe sef no bad if she package
Beautiful wife
ReplyDeleteYou all missed the point of this joke. Which will you pick if only these two type of women exist? It is either black or white without any gray!
ReplyDeleteI will go for the beautiful.
Food is no biggie, we can eat noodles and eggs or buy from mama put or hire one of those caterers monthly to prepare soups. People should be careful of their health and purse.