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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

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May Next year will make it a decade and some that my brother forgot my wedding dress in a Taxi....Very painful ISH..LMAO!

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105 comments:

  1. STARRY LARRY28 October 2015 at 13:31

    Can't stop laughing




    *Larry was here*

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    1. Unknown28 October 2015 at 14:28

      Madam, your not serious!

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    2. Unknown28 October 2015 at 23:14

      Can't rmr d actual date but like 4yrs ago, I went to withdraw money from d bank, didn't know d money don drop on for ground,when I enter my office to begin share money, I no see my money again, e be like say I dey for dream, I no feel my legs again,I rush back to trace d money, lo and behold I saw my money on d ground with fidelity paper bag, my God blind all d people around d, thinking it's just ordinary paper, was so happy Still thanking God till date

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  2. TAC28 October 2015 at 13:31

    Lol....This should be fun,lemme think

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    1. Unknown28 October 2015 at 18:41

      Today will make it a month and 2weeks, I made a pointless statement in a meeting! #thatfeelingthough

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    2. Eka Joy28 October 2015 at 20:50

      Just two days ago, I forgot 400naira change with a driver. I'm still feeling d pain till today. I dey vex gan.

      Wen they see u shouting for ur change in d bus, they will be looking at u like 'ki lon se sisi yi gan' but now see wat unnecessary forming caused me.

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    3. Pipi Lee28 October 2015 at 20:59

      Lmao
      Embarrassment of the highest order especially if it was a formal meeting.

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  3. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 13:31

    Lol, na him sabi. Make he still dey think am.


    Area boi was here

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  4. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 13:32

    Last year I forgot pyjamas that I bought for my little cousins in a taxi.

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  5. Unknown28 October 2015 at 13:32

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    I swear this person just no serious i swear..... #NowPlaying>> tipsy: ice prince..
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  6. Uriel (Freshdew)28 October 2015 at 13:32

    Lolz

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  7. mk28 October 2015 at 13:35

    I don't keep dates of Evil event..... Thanks

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  8. Unknown28 October 2015 at 13:35

    Rolling on the floor. No hillarious Anniversary for me o

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  9. radiant D28 October 2015 at 13:35

    January6 will make it a year I lost my wallet with important ID cards and a phone.

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  10. Tasty Soups & More28 October 2015 at 13:36

    *inStrongWaffiVoice* u nor post inhouse newz???

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  11. Unknown28 October 2015 at 13:36

    On saturday will make it one week i forgot my change with driver......u nid to see me wen i got home......chai

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  12. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 13:37

    Hahaha, really heartbreaking, that why it's unforgettable.

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  13. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 13:37

    Nxt yr January will make it 5yrs since I 4got how to care about peoples dann opinions.

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    1. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 14:21

      Good one.

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    2. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 14:44

      Lol

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    3. Unknown28 October 2015 at 14:49

      @white prints, your head de there!

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    4. Unknown28 October 2015 at 19:43

      Lmao, I love that.

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    5. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*28 October 2015 at 20:26

      Gbam!!I stop giving attention to non relevant people trying to be relevant and guess what!!my life has never remain the same*

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  14. Temi28 October 2015 at 13:39

    buahahahahahahahahaha

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  15. PRISCABABE28 October 2015 at 13:39

    do you mean it Stella. it will be so horrible that day. but those conductors are incallous human beings. they will tell you they will give and once you forget, it will be theirs

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    1. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 14:18

      Incallous!? You sef go say u go school, moneymaker girlfriend!

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    2. Pipi Lee28 October 2015 at 21:02

      Lmao

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  16. Miss Ess28 October 2015 at 13:40

    Hahahahaha

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  17. Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere28 October 2015 at 13:40

    That conductor part is sooo painful... thieves called conductors,, if u dnt remind them they won't give u ur change..

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    1. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 16:36

      Aunty gwegwe,im shocked that you are still bus hopping! You inadvertently gave yourself away.

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    2. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 16:54

      As in very painful....was playing Candy Crush was so engrossed, the conductor just kept quiet. I forgot my 450!!! Mtcheew

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    3. Eka Joy28 October 2015 at 20:51

      Gave herself away that what anony. Na crime to board bus. Mtsheeeeeew.

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    4. Quiksilver28 October 2015 at 21:02

      Anon is she hopping with your legs? Nawa oooo.

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  18. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 28 October 2015 at 13:41

    July 30. Next year will make it 6 yrs annivasary I forgot where I dropped my baby cousin, it took me 16 hours to remember I dropped her in my schoool mothers place. Choi the feeling was crazy I cried my eyes out.

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    1. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 14:21

      Jeez!!! NNE I bu ewu. Kai

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    2. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 14:22

      You were high abi?

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    3. Pipi Lee28 October 2015 at 14:22

      Hian!!!

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    4. Quiksilver28 October 2015 at 14:24

      White lies...

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    5. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 14:59


      You forget where you kept a human 'bean'? Lollz. *issorai* *side eyes*

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    6. Lepacious28 October 2015 at 17:12

      Anony14:59, did u just write "human bean"? Chai, English don suffer for some people hand. I swear.

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    7. Unknown28 October 2015 at 19:46

      Lepacious, didn't you see the inverted commas? Na for your domot dem bury the English.

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  19. Unknown28 October 2015 at 13:42

    800 with conductor chaiii, that thing is painful walaiiiiii

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  20. Obidiyakool28 October 2015 at 13:43

    Waah so painful for d wedding dress.

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  21. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 13:43

    stella this is not funny, it is very painful. just like paying a gala seller with N1000 for N50 gala and he runs off with your change or the driver speeds offf not letting you get your balance. i'm not laughing at all, it is a very serious issue.

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  22. Jasmine28 October 2015 at 13:43

    Lol...so what did u wear?

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  23. SMURF28 October 2015 at 13:44

    Who does anniversary for that kind of thing.

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  24. Unknown28 October 2015 at 13:45

    Mine was from warri to pH I left my iPad on the seat next to me @agufure park ........And the God of wonders kept it for me.
    I remembered like 4 5 minutes after we left the park and the driver had to make a U turn.come see all the passengers Don use shout finish me.
    That was how I got to where I sat down and met my iPad same way I left it.

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    1. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 14:35

      Hahaha this cracked me up just imagining those passengers.Nigerians are aways angry and very impatient.

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  25. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)28 October 2015 at 13:45

    Hahahahhaaha @ 800 naira change.
    Never happened to me sha.
    I love money too much. Lol

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  26. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)28 October 2015 at 13:46

    *blank*

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  27. IVORY 28 October 2015 at 13:46

    have you seen the craziest shit on you tube? an armed robber couple claiming that Michael Jacksons ghost impregnated his wife and are suing for child support .. Lmaooooo . make them treat malaria o .

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  28. Unknown28 October 2015 at 13:48

    Lol... wedding dress ke. I'll wrestle with him on the street... Lmao

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  29. Unknown28 October 2015 at 13:48

    Lol..

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  30. Chidinma Grace28 October 2015 at 13:53

    Loooooooooool!

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  31. SWAG LAFRESH 28 October 2015 at 13:54

    Lmao

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  32. Unknown28 October 2015 at 13:55

    January 13 next year will make it 2 years a BRT drove me past my bus stop cos I was sleeping. Me going to work@lekki phase 1, was suppose to alight at ikate but found myself at jakande. They had to wake me up cos I was the only one left inside the BRT.... what lack of night sleep caused.

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  33. Yori Yori Princess28 October 2015 at 13:55

    I remember when the last money i had, i entered bus and was day dreaming, just left my change for conductor hand. Na trek i trek come back. It is more than 12 years

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  34. SEXY MOTHER Is here....28 October 2015 at 13:55

    Hahahahaha oriegwu really

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  35. Unknown28 October 2015 at 13:56

    Hahaha

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  36. Roseflower28 October 2015 at 13:56

    Stella you have come again.

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  37. KING Nwa AMAKA28 October 2015 at 13:59

    Lol.

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  38. Unknown28 October 2015 at 14:02

    Lol I can imagine Stella very painful

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  39. CASTILO4REAL(sexy mama)28 October 2015 at 14:02

    lmao

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  40. faithful faith28 October 2015 at 14:03

    Hahahaha that 800 nairn must have really pained this person then oo

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  41. CUPID28 October 2015 at 14:03

    KikiKiki

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  42. Carina Kikelomo Jacob28 October 2015 at 14:05

    LMAO!!!!

    www.ckjacob.com

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  43. Tasty Soups & More28 October 2015 at 14:06

    Slow news day.

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  44. Cynhams Cakes, Abuja. Home delivery 0703479494728 October 2015 at 14:06

    Where is in house news oooooooo?

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  45. Petroleum Minister28 October 2015 at 14:07

    #Wiarizinhousenewsnah?#

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  46. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 14:09

    This year made it 8years I forgot my bread, banana and groundnut inside Enugu taxi. I was in year 1. It pained me die cos I remembered when my bus to abakaliki had moved.

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  47. Chy 🌹28 October 2015 at 14:27

    Lol...
    Sumfin funny happened to me yesterday. I left d house with a handkerchief and started looking for it all of a sudden...I didn't find it till I got home.
    It was firmly tucked in between my bra...lmao

    Or the awkard moments i'm holding my fone but still looking for it...
    Abeg forgetfulness no good o

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    1. ChyAdaJesus28 October 2015 at 16:30

      Bwahhahahahahahahahha, Chy I knw that feeling. It happens to me some times.

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    2. lastborn 28 October 2015 at 18:06

      Sign of old age

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  48. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 14:28

    How could I ever forget December 2002, I had travelled to be on my anutie's wedding train. I needed to go back home to spend xmas with my mum and bro and was excited and looking forward to my mum's xmas stew and chicken when I forgot all my shoes including my xmas one oh in the public car. My mum flogged me eh chai. The other one happened in 2006, my first time in Lagos. I had my phone in my bag all zipped up. Needed to ring my mum and my phone was mysteriously gone! Eko ni baje oh
    Lala

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  49. starjoy28 October 2015 at 14:33

    very funny

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  50. starjoy28 October 2015 at 14:34

    very funny

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  51. nina chocomile28 October 2015 at 14:38

    At least u forgot only 800 naira with conductor, mine was 450 naira and o.k cloths worth 8k. I forgot all inside keke napep. Chai, when I got home that very cold afternoon, I sat down in shock on the floor of my bedroom. I was just asking myself the evil I did to my village people that made me forget my bag of cloths, beautiful o.k gown fah. And I was planing on rocking one to work the following week. Mschewww. August made it exactly 3yrs that shit happened. It still dey vex sef.

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  52. ODUWAS MUM28 October 2015 at 14:39

    Nov 8th will make it 3years I lost my hubby's wallet with 48k inside. Just less than a week after my wedding. I cry better cry that day ehnnnn. #adaynevertoremember#

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  53. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 28 October 2015 at 14:40

    That conductor ishh dey pain well well for body.
    It happened to me once,I gave the conductor 500naira and forgot to collect my change.
    Here is what I did to feel better,I assumed that I dashed the money to the conductor.and to further make myself feel better I'd ask myself "how much is #500 that I cant give out?" That worked out pretty well.Lol

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  54. BB1028 October 2015 at 14:41

    It's 7yrs ago I lost my virginity, I forgot to zip up and left d broken hymen in my then bfs bed. So painful. Lol.

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  55. New Dawn28 October 2015 at 14:46

    Hahahaha! Conductors no dey ever get change, even those girls and boys dt sells at joints and bar...dt was how I place a call for drinks o nd d money was more than times two the normal amount if I want to buy outside, I gave d guy money,he was lyk lemme go nd bring change I didn't nt see d guy again nd I didn't even really look @ d face til wen I left d hotel I didn't c d guy again. The nxt day I went to stock up my hhandbag with drinks nd water, 75cl of water is 250. Can u imagine.

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  56. New Dawn28 October 2015 at 14:46

    Hahahaha! Conductors no dey ever get change, even those girls and boys dt sells at joints and bar...dt was how I place a call for drinks o nd d money was more than times two the normal amount if I want to buy outside, I gave d guy money,he was lyk lemme go nd bring change I didn't nt see d guy again nd I didn't even really look @ d face til wen I left d hotel I didn't c d guy again. The nxt day I went to stock up my hhandbag with drinks nd water, 75cl of water is 250. Can u imagine.

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  57. viv.i.am28 October 2015 at 15:37

    2day will make it 1 year when after loading a card I threw it away only to discover say d card never enter..

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  58. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings28 October 2015 at 15:42

    August this year.....will make it 11 years I forgot my sagem maix6 phone....I went to call my project coordinator for assignment and forgot my phone. Kai....it hurts so badly
    hehehehehe. Sagem dat year sha....lmaoo

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  59. Unknown28 October 2015 at 15:59

    Very funny

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  60. Olayemi28 October 2015 at 17:13

    July 5 2004,was d day I forgt my handbag inside a bus,it was so painful cos dt was only hand bag I hv den.

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  61. Justyswt28 October 2015 at 17:13

    Fun post. Aleast this one is not like that anonymous post. Can't still shake off the feeling from that post off my mind.

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    1. Juleslouis28 October 2015 at 19:30

      Same here. D confessions of those paedophiles that abused a 5yr child and 4months old baby still haunts me. I couldn't even finish the comments. Had to respect myself and my fragile heart. Kids r my weakness. Can't stand it when i read or see bad things happening to them. I'm not ever going to read anonymous posts again.

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  62. Unknown28 October 2015 at 17:20

    went to the market to buy foodstuff,bought an airtel card to subscribe while coming back.got home and totally forgot I bought an airtime,I wanted to send a message to a friend at about 9pm after cooking and eating,it was then I remembered I dropped the card in the nylon bag and I don throway the bag sincee for dustbin outside our compound,couldnt go out to look for it coz it was late
    seriously felt like crying,it about six month now

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  63. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 18:39

    6 years ago I left my phone on the food tray at KFC Walthamstow....threw everything in the bin..moments later I remembered.....went back and alas the bin had been emptied into the big skip....phone was ringing for 2 days....so painful!

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  64. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 18:52

    Funny post!

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  65. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 18:53

    Funny post!

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  66. Footballmole.com28 October 2015 at 19:28

    Hahahahahahahahahhahaha. Just can't stop laughing. It's 8yrs now. Then I was in year 1. I was just chilling in a friend's house when a call came into my phone, and behold it was my gf called Edith. I picked and asked whatsup babe? The next thing I heard was Queen ooooo, Queen oooo my house rent. Quickly, I left my friend's house and got to the place she was. Lo and behold my friend was running like a mad woman on the high way of Owerri stopping all pub vehicles all in the name of searching for her lost money and clothes (she was unable to recall the call she entered and ask me wetin she bin dey think b4 she forget her properties). So, Without wasting time and seeing my friend in distress, I joined her...Lol. Na so we just dey dey stop, stop all motor wey dey leave Owerri, and wey dey come in....hahahahaha. My gf dey do this thing with shout of my house rent oooooo echoing all over the place. I was ashamed doing it o, but what are friends for? And at the end, after spending 5-6 hours on the high way, we left without success. Up till now, my gf has found it hard to forget the missing money. The money is her problem not her clothes cuz the money was more than 750, 000 naira and painfully, her hostel rent. To add salt to the wound, her landlord and caretaker didn't understand a thing. They thought she forged the story. It wasn't easy for her, but God was in charge!

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    1. Pipi Lee28 October 2015 at 21:11

      Eh ya!

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    2. Unknown28 October 2015 at 22:25

      Wat kind of lie is this? 750,000 for house rent in owerri... Nd i guess its hostel! Y r u fuckin lieing? Y do u fucking lie? This ur lie kpu oku n'onu daa! And 8 yrs ago for that matter... Pls can tell lies that will scare the devil himself. Liar liar gstring on fire

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  67. Unknown28 October 2015 at 19:38

    I remember d day I bought card I wanted to send across to my dad on d way so I just put it in my bag hoping to send wen I got home bt in d bus sometin told me to clean my bag so I started throwing anytin called paper off d window without checking........ Na wen I see my papa flash I remember say I lost airtime o. Lol

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  68. Unknown28 October 2015 at 19:38

    I remember d day I bought card I wanted to send across to my dad on d way so I just put it in my bag hoping to send wen I got home bt in d bus sometin told me to clean my bag so I started throwing anytin called paper off d window without checking........ Na wen I see my papa flash I remember say I lost airtime o. Lol

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  69. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 20:17

    November 1 will make it 6yrs that I forgot my pad in a taxi.socked pad with blood

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  70. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*28 October 2015 at 20:46

    Next year Jan will it 7years I learnt to be real and just be myself..#Nofaking,just Me,Moiself and i#

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  71. Anonymous28 October 2015 at 23:01

    Mine is kinda long..was in d states for medical check up..been running series of test.evetually I got my medication..my hospital was in brookyln n I was staying in staten island Wich I have to take d ferry to cross frm manhattan to staten island.frm d hospital I was hungry,na so I branch one eatery got chicken wings..ate d chicken wings but couldn't finish it so I had it wiv me to d ferry station..i just dropped my medication inside d bag of d chicken wings n threw it away in d dustbin at d ferry station.I got down frm d ferry took a cab home..getting home only to find out that I dropped my medication inside d bin..menh I had to rush back back to ferry station Wich leaves every 30mins back to manhattan.. I had to look for d bin but I was lucky that they haven't emptied it cos that gobee

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