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Monday, October 12, 2015

LMAO


Hehehehehhehehehhe...many of you are guilty of this oooh....



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85 comments:

  1. Unknown12 October 2015 at 17:58

    Not gulity

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    1. Unknown12 October 2015 at 19:36

      1st to comment under 1st to comment

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    2. PalominoGeh12 October 2015 at 19:45

      Bhet how can someone sleep like this and be comfy? Kai.

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    3. Lizzy T12 October 2015 at 23:08

      Lmaoo oh!!! Lord!!! So funny mehn! I happen to be an usher and I find joy in waking the "jonah's" in church

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    4. Unknown13 October 2015 at 08:34

      Ahahaha. Na sleep this one sleep abi he don die? Lmao

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  2. Unknown12 October 2015 at 17:58

    Not gulity

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  3. Jasmine12 October 2015 at 17:59

    Was so guilty o until I started having a crush in church and decided to start behaving myself

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    1. Ayosblog.com chairlady12 October 2015 at 18:59

      LOL

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    2. Unknown12 October 2015 at 19:20

      Lmao....You see why I no dey carry church going for head? So na cuz of your church crush you dey go arrange now? hehehe

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    3. Pipi Lee12 October 2015 at 19:39

      Lol

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    4. A GIRL HAS NO NAME12 October 2015 at 20:50

      Lol.. I can so relate to this eh..
      I once had an embarrassing moment like this in church..
      I didn't even know, it was when I bought the DVD player after service. I got home to listen to pastor's message again only to see myself dozing and nodding..
      Choi! I wanted to die..
      The next Sunday, everyone was just staring at me..even children were pointing at me..
      Ever since that incident, I don't sleep in church anymore.

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    5. Unknown13 October 2015 at 01:09

      Lmao.. keyjeh
      Some of dese sermons cud be boring tho. Not guilty

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    6. Unknown13 October 2015 at 01:10

      Lmao.. keyjeh
      Some of dese sermons cud be boring tho. Not guilty

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  4. Thomas Emmanuel12 October 2015 at 18:02

    Poor thing.
    I know the feeling.
    I remember those days pastor will preach sotey i pray make i fall under d annointing so that i can sleep.

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  5. SEXY MOTHER Is here....12 October 2015 at 18:03

    Hahahaahaha I'm accept wholeheartedly.... I am guilty of this, especially in All Night lmao

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    1. Anonymous12 October 2015 at 19:44

      "I'm accept" abi? Se its autocorrect again?

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  6. Miss Ess12 October 2015 at 18:04

    Hahahahaha

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  7. Chy 🌹12 October 2015 at 18:04

    Hian...U can't sleep in my church oo.
    Ushers are always on patrol.
    Most times i've tried to open my bible infront of me to pretend i'm reading while dozing off,only for someone to tap me violently. Hahahha
    To think I was dreaming sef.
    Those ushers don't have joy abeg.
    Our pastor can like to preach long sermon too.
    Hehehehhe. So guilty menh!!

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    1. Unknown12 October 2015 at 18:52

      Hahahahahahahaha coded sleep, I can imagine them wake u up and u be smiling to urself hahahahahhahah

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    2. Pipi Lee12 October 2015 at 19:39

      Lmao

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    3. BLOGLORD (MVBM)13 October 2015 at 00:17

      Hhahhhha
      Those ushers got no joy.
      And if dem wan wake you, dem no sabi do am codedly. Mtchew. Lol

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    4. Aunty gwegzzz....13 October 2015 at 02:00

      Kikikikikikikiki...

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    5. Unknown13 October 2015 at 08:39

      Am I the only one that thinks that most ushers in church can be very rude? As in really rude o. I can't begin to narrate instances when I've had to tell some of them off. Like say e pass God's work wey dem volunteer to do o. The way they wake some people when they dozz off in church ehn, like little children. Ahahah embarrassing. Some will be on ur case like wetin... giving u slap on the shoulder and everyone will be looking at u. Lol

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  8. Alabekee12 October 2015 at 18:05

    Hahahahahahaha...very funny
    www.alabekee.com

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    1. BEKEE13 October 2015 at 22:05

      Better take note there's bn a bekee here before u were invited

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  9. Quiksilver12 October 2015 at 18:06

    Ofcourse.
    Infact, I can't stay in church beyond 12pm, no matter what service I attend.
    The most annoying are those ushers that will "chook" you with pen. Mscheeew!
    Allow me to sleep in my father's house!

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    1. Unknown12 October 2015 at 19:15

      Lol @ allow u sleep in ur faather's house

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    2. Unknown12 October 2015 at 19:21

      Hahahahaha....you're so right jare.Anything beyond 12th, you are talking to yourself o.

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    3. Aunty gwegzzz....13 October 2015 at 02:01

      Bwahahahaha... @my father's house.

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  10. Unknown12 October 2015 at 18:06

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Nna na this individual suppose bench keanu reeves for matrix i swear..... See bending abeg..... #NowPlaying>> wondering: base one
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  11. Unknown12 October 2015 at 18:06

    Lmao

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  12. Beautiful Eagle12 October 2015 at 18:09

    Hahaha. Mba ooo. It's not that serious. He should just go home.

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  13. Princess Scheherazade 12 October 2015 at 18:09

    Hehehehehehe... Sotay the back of the chair don convert to bed

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    1. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)12 October 2015 at 19:35

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha as in ehn,the chair don turn water bed

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  14. Shyla12 October 2015 at 18:15

    Lol. Na when the sermon long and no make sense be this. Sermon wey pass 30mins or 45mins don comot for sermon.

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  15. Unknown12 October 2015 at 18:16

    How come he is comfy sleeping like that? Lmao

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  16. Ada Nwanbueze12 October 2015 at 18:16

    Expect me oh lol

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  17. Mosiwomeka12 October 2015 at 18:20

    Me ayam innocent of this

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  18. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog 12 October 2015 at 18:21

    Am guilty especially if its a boring one.

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  19. Super Lady12 October 2015 at 18:23

    Lmao

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  20. Anonymous12 October 2015 at 18:30

    NOT LYK DS ABEG...TOMJERRYSWIT

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  21. Anonymous12 October 2015 at 18:30

    NOT LYK DS ABEG...TOMJERRYSWIT

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  22. The General's Wife12 October 2015 at 18:31

    Lolz
    I hardly ever sleep during Mass
    Cos of a Longgg 6 years in the Juniorate.
    Js 1,I used to sleep wella!
    I wil just dress up,tire my blue or white Turban depending on which day and Marshall myself to the Chapel. A long 10 mins walk (for a child)
    Having woken up by 5 abi 5:30,I would stil be soo sleepy so my intention of going to the Mass was just to sleep!
    I was not alone in dis.and d punishment was severe. Cutting grass under d sun!

    I wil just soo sleep via d Mass.occasionaly i wil wake up and look back at The Rev Sisters on d other aisle. Their stony faces wil keep me up for a while.LMAO
    But after a while,the force of nature wil quickly reclaim me LMAO.

    It wil all be fun till d Mass ends and we troop down to the Refectory for brekkie and morning duty. And den, d Almighty Assembly.....
    At the end of it,I wil b soo happy it was ending and I dint get into trouble.
    But den just a min before d show ends,Sr Gregory wil suddenly produce a white sheet of paper.and by d way she holds it,all aspirants knows it's a List. LMAO.and den she goes:


    THE NAMES OF THOSE SLEEPING IN THE CHAPEL THIS MORNING ARE:

    1,*My name* LMAO
    2 Yvonne Okeke
    3,Nonye Edi
    4,Rita Oyasina
    5,Monica Ogene......

    Those sisters eh...dey dealt with us.but it's all good. I thank Them.I owe them.May God bless dem for me.

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    1. Your No. 1 DATA Vendor Call/WhatsApp 09028450336 (Get Your Cheap & Affordable DATA on All Networks)12 October 2015 at 18:58

      *smiles*

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    2. Ayosblog.com chairlady12 October 2015 at 19:00

      this woman ehn......

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    3. Unknown12 October 2015 at 19:08

      Lmao @Nonye Edi. Edi is her name and she sleeps in church. E clear

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    4. Unknown12 October 2015 at 19:30

      Hahahaha...you know this. As a boarder then I used to attend Catholic church cuz dem dey quick close mass so I can rush back to the refectory.I didn't joke with the bread, egg and hot watery mixture that was supposed to pass as "tea" they served us then. I would sleep through out the mass until it was time to close I'd be among the first to reach the ref cuz I no wan hear stories and those kitchen women no get joy at all.After breakfast, Senior Victoria would call the names of those that slept in church, and trust my name to top the list.Infact, it was so bad that even the day I went to "protestant" church, my name still appeared on the list of Catholic students that slept during mass...choi!!

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    5. Iphie dearie12 October 2015 at 19:39

      Hehehehe!
      Those sisters enwero joy in them.lmao!

      I hated early morning mass as a boarding student those days. The cold,the morning dew.. chai!

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    6. Belle S12 October 2015 at 20:05

      Gw we share a lot in common oo. Lol. I shall tell u later lol. I also attended Rev. Sisters's School @ Owerri both Primary and Secondary... same training. I reminisce and laugh about it. Mana ndi Sister di mean hapucha shaa. Ndaa nwunne m ukwu

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    7. Anonymous12 October 2015 at 20:10

      Nowww I know why you are proudly lesbian...... all ye juniorate girls!

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    8. Ferida12 October 2015 at 20:52

      I had to go to facebook to check out these names, na way for amebo *sideeyes*

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    9. The General's Wife12 October 2015 at 22:09

      Belle s....ndi afu di mean my dear.no be small rapuchaa. LMAO

      @ Tedyy: Those people are mean my dear.no be small "leave that"

      @Belle s....I was nearly suspended one time cos me and some aspirants ate mangoes.mostly unripe mangoes o.
      Ndi sisters eh....but they could do no wrong in my Dad's eyes.

      @Blige, Gotcha!
      And u thought those are real names? Fictitious my dear.Fictitious.

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    10. Unknown12 October 2015 at 23:20

      Omg!! I finished from a strong catholic and I could relate with this alot!!! Those sisters ehn!? A chapel in the school, a parish at the back of the school. I dread Stations of the Cross ehn!!!

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    11. BLOGLORD (MVBM)13 October 2015 at 00:21

      Is she your partner?
      Anu gboko.
      Taaa! Zuzu pu.
      Infact, ewu! ewu!! ewu-nmehhh!!!
      Goat!

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    12. Aunty gwegzzz....13 October 2015 at 02:07

      @sassy fire...u have finished me with laff. Ur name even appeared on d Catholic list of sleepers even when u attended protestant. U be serious perpetual sleeper. Bwahahahaha

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    13. Aunty gwegzzz....13 October 2015 at 02:07

      @sassy fire...u have finished me with laff. Ur name even appeared on d Catholic list of sleepers even when u attended protestant. U be serious perpetual sleeper. Bwahahahaha

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    14. Belle S13 October 2015 at 06:32

      Hehehe. You just reminded me my mango days too. The security man then in our school accused my friend and I 4 plucking mangoes and we denied. Truth was we had the intention lol. So my rugged friend was pissed when I was trying to explain... she shouted "girl let's fetch the mangoes so that this man's accusation will be true" hahaha. I remember those assembly days with our "Ave Maria O Maiden Oh mother..." And I get distracted and Sister Kate calls out my name "O... " hahahahaha. Mass?? Hapu okwu. Aga arahuriri ura lmao

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    15. The General's Wife13 October 2015 at 09:26

      Hahhahahah Bloggie u got no chill mehn.
      LMAO @ Anu Gboko.

      Iphie OMG...that Dew! Hated it eh.

      Olukemi and Sassy....Choi.we r plenty here o. Mrs CJ too was an aspirant too.

      Belle s....my days at the Convent was....It's worth writing a Book for.Those Sisters dealt with me with a capital D!

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  23. akin akindele12 October 2015 at 18:31

    Dis na one of d styles of sleeping during sermon though d worst style don't try it@home hahahaha

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  24. ****Bbjac****12 October 2015 at 18:37

    Lmao,you can't cheat nature

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  25. Unknown12 October 2015 at 18:41

    I plead not guilty

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  26. Bilikisu12 October 2015 at 18:42

    Lol

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  27. Anonymous12 October 2015 at 18:47

    *Laughs and rolls off bed!



    My question- how did he do that without falling over?


    *Devil is a lair!



    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!



    SHARONNA

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  28. Unknown12 October 2015 at 18:49

    But how on earth do one get to sleep like this haba.use to have this cousin that live's with us this boy can sleep anyhw, standing,squating, just anyhow it baffles me that a 16yrs old boy sleeps like that. A full grown man sleeping like this can't he stroll out? I remember as a child we worshipped at assembly of God chai chai it wasn't funny with those very long sermon and those funny looking coat and the place is always very stuffy. Lol abeg forget tori

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  29. Unknown12 October 2015 at 18:54

    Lmaoooo

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  30. TripleC SDK BlogBoo 12 October 2015 at 18:58

    My Old Man Can Soo Sleep For Africa In Church ooo

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  31. Etsako Pearl12 October 2015 at 19:15

    Not Guilty....Homily in my church is 45mins,e tey too much an hr.dat's not enuf to make me drowsy.
    Oh well,xpt wen i ff my non catholic fwends to der church for an impromptu all nyt vigil...Hheheheehe!
    The sleep no go be here o.lol

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  32. Som Som12 October 2015 at 19:24

    lmaooooo
    I am not guilty of this in mass,but when it comes to vigil(especially when the sermon is very long),i am so guilty.


    **Som Baby**

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  33. Ajike uchenna12 October 2015 at 19:30

    ihihikkkkk wow u cracked me up after a tiring day am soo excited wt the joke joor.me sef i dey wire sleep but na codedly.

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  34. Stella Maris baby12 October 2015 at 19:44

    Not guilty..
    Mbanu.

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  35. Queen Bee12 October 2015 at 20:18

    What kind of reckless sleep is dis,abi is he dead?
    Na wa o!...but I laffed nyway

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  36. Roseflower12 October 2015 at 20:38

    If I feel this sleepy in Church I will simply go home biko.

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  37. Anonymous12 October 2015 at 20:38

    He's already in his villa....

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  38. Xtyna12 October 2015 at 21:25

    Lmao!!! TRUE

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  39. Unknown12 October 2015 at 23:55

    Lolz...not guilty

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  40. Uriel (Freshdew)13 October 2015 at 00:02

    Sleep of life...

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  41. mzmaris13 October 2015 at 01:29

    That was how I slept off in church one day.......and my teacher was sitting close to me......I only got to know what was happening when I started walking with my head........lol....I fell down but it was my head that met d ground first and my confused self didn't code on time......was lucky I was still in primary school then ....it went under the "na small pikin" category......Shame for kill me

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  42. Anonymous13 October 2015 at 04:10

    I am in that position at 2hrs.

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  43. starjoy13 October 2015 at 09:44

    lol

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  44. Anonymous13 October 2015 at 16:00

    All these Rev. Sisters stories just reminds me of QRC days

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