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Friday, October 30, 2015

Its Friday! - Laugh With Me Please!


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    1. Hahahaha this got me rolling mehhh lollll.

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    2. Dog owners and their wayo sef.
      I cant trust any dog.
      You bark, I avoid!

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    3. The dog does not need to bite before I change direction. I no wan hear say dem shoot bird e mama fly

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    1. True
      Dogs don't bite here

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    2. This is so me.

      When I tell people my dog doesn't bite, they look at me with side eye, lmao. And the dog sef is a really calm dog.

      And the way I fear people's dogs ehn, mbok only my dog is my friend o. Even if a dog doesn't bite, you dunno the day the dog go chop winsh bite you. You might be it's first victim. So I'll rather walk in the opposite direction.

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    3. I don't like dogs. Any kind i don't like...

      Heard that woman that kept the dog and her child inside the car to get something from the supermarked and the dog ate her child begore she got back. Heard her hubby chased her away oo na wah

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    4. During my Youth service days,I stayed with a pal.and dey have dis dog that was not soo friendly to outsiders but soo nice of course to its family.

      I used to be very careful.u know minding my biz and making sure I never went outside alone.but after a while,I noticed d dog relaxed..and was somewhat friendly to me.stil I was careful.

      D day my friend voiced out(and I agreed wit her) that d dog now liked me,dat was d day dis dog crept up to me and bit me.bit me on my lap.

      I love dogs but i am wary of dem.I love puppies more.

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    1. Lmao and the dog be growling at you yet the owner be like, it doesn't bite. Thank you sir but ama take another route.

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  4. Hahaha. This happened to me 2weeks ago

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  5. lmao. no mind all those dog owners

    they will be acting as if them and the dog think alike

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  6. Dnt even understand.

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    1. That is so me..I can't stand dogs.
      They scare the bejesus out of me.when I see a dog coming in one direction,I take the opposite direction.
      I'm so terrified of dogs that I hardly visit any friend that has a dog at home.even a dog locked up in a cage scares me.they say dog is a man's best friend,but for me its the opposite.

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  8. Lol.

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  9. I dont like dogs at all. Since the last one we bought (Bingo by name) had a disease and one calabar man came to meet my late father that he wants to buy the dog. Put the dog inside sack and use mortal to hit the head. Since then i hated having dogs because i cannot bear the pain of seeing that.

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    1. Jesus, that is animal cruelty at its peak,calabar people ehnn tueh

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    2. OMG . I can imagine the pain that dog must have felt. Hitting it's head with a morter
      I just shed a tear e

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    3. Was the Calabar man named Papa Polycarp?

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    4. Loveme jeje, fear God with this your gist o!
      You just conclude say the man na calabar? Issokay!

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    5. Mortal ko immortal ni

      Its pestle jor...
      And that was an oldtime practise...
      Lovemejeje stop lying oo. They take dogs to d animal slaughter.
      U pple swear for calabar pple bcos of dogmeat, pple eat snakes n bigs and you still kiss dem. Issorite

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    6. *Mortar

      I wonder how people see dogs as meat rather than pets. We used to have one very cute dog. The first we ever had. It died at 11 years. We were 11 then too. It was born few months before my Sis and I sef, Lol.
      All our neighbors dreaded it cos it was Wild. Different people had come on several occasions to ask my dad to sell it for 404 and he always threatened to arrest them any day the dog got missing lol. It was eventually poisoned. We took the dog and sha burried it. I cried ehn like I had lost a sibling.

      Then someone will now carry dog and eat. Very disgusting meal.

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    7. Mortar is the wood bowl while pestle is the long stick for pounding

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  10. But seriously uncle are you the dog?

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  11. Lmao
    Don't mind them owners. They forget dogs have mood swings

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  12. After the story of the little boy Abraham, my fear for dogs increased, If I see a dog coming towards my direction, I reverse immediately, I no dey for my yam no done oooo

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    1. Same with me oh. Plus that few mnths old baby that d mum's dog digested in d car! Chai. I fear dogs now

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  13. Seriously, I witnessed one recently a lil girl who came to stay with her grandma was eaten byher uncle's 2 dogs, yes she died. Mbah me n dogs sworn enemies.

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  14. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Omo the question make sense wella nobi lie... Like seriously are yu the dog... Lolx...
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  15. Lolz, I hate it when people say that...

    To think the dog will be bringing out saliva and looking at you. As if you are one kind of delicacy, Oga no joke with that kind talk lolz.

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  16. Lol... I can so relate to this. All those big dogs one has to change direction..o

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  17. I have had so many of that experience oooo...
    So scared of dogs... choi

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  18. Hahahahaha,n it really does happen.It doesn't bite, really?

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  19. This happens to me everytime, especially when the dog is dragging the owner while walking with a wagging tongue, it doesn't bite ko? What is the teeth for? If it doesn't bite, why use chain to hold him!

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  20. I don't take chances with dogs either.

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  21. As long as one doesn't feed dogs with raw meat, one has nothing to fear.

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    1. You say???
      Leave it oh. I don't believe that thing cha cha. If the dog sneaks out and eat raw meat outside nko?

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  22. Like seriously,you dey the dog mind? How will you know if it will or wont bite. Bros I no wan hear say bucket dey leak. I don swerve.

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  23. yes o!
    I always ask the dog owners when they say so

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  24. Lool....
    Can't forget the day a dog chased me 😂😂😂
    Omg
    So embarrassing...

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  25. i love dogs though and cat also

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  26. Lol... That's most dog owners response to such situation... I love dogs and wish to own one In future esp ds breeds that are so close to the floor with hair all over them,*forgotten it's name.

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  27. Ask am o haaaaahahaaa

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  28. As in eh eh reach to ask 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  29. LOL
    A dog has its own mind.
    Any pet is a no no for me.

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  30. The man is a calabar man. I no put water for mouth talk am. I am old enough to know what i am saying. It is Pestle not Mortal jare. Since then i hated having dog because when i see dog i always remember that brutal killing.

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  31. Nigerian dogs r psychotic! Locked up in cages all day, most end up with mental problems.

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  32. Dog lovers i hail o. They said dogs are a mans best friend eeehhhhh so is the police!

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