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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Fun Post.

This should be fun!







DEAR GHANAIANS!!!
..............
its called "CHURCH" not "CHECH"
its called "PASTOR" not "PASTAR"
its called "DOCTOR" not "DACTAR"
MY FELLOW NIGERIANS
its called "BATH" not "BAFF"
its called "NAIRA" not "NERA"


MY DEAR EDO PEOPLE

its called "ARGUMENT" not "AJUMENT"
(4 wetin na)

MY DEAREST YORUBAS
its called "AIR" not "HAIR"
its called "EIGHT" not "HATE"
he is called "VAN PERSIE" not "FAN PERSIN"


MY DEAR IBADAN PEOPLE

hmmmmmmm
he is called "SEAN TIZZLE" not sin tissu
its called "ZERO" not "SIRO"


MY DEAR HAUSA PEOPLE

its called "FIFTY" not "PIPTY"
its called "FIVE" not "PIPE"
its called "GLO" not "GILO"
its called "MTN" not "AMTN"
LEST I FORGET


MY CLOSE IGBO PEOPLE
(IGBO KWENU)
he is called "RICK ROSS" not "LICK LOSS"
There is nothing like "THAASAND" its called
"THOUSAND"
its called "BED SHEET" not "BAYSHEET"


lol please add yours

culled from facebook



My Dear Isoko People..
It's called LOVE not NOVE

Yoruba,its LOVE not LOFF

Hausa its LOVE not LOBB

Igbo its LOVE not ROVE.....


Hehehehehehe



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237 comments:

  1. Emjay27 October 2015 at 13:00

    Kikikikiki.

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    1. mona27 October 2015 at 13:13

      Lmao

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    2. dacountess27 October 2015 at 13:15

      Lol

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    3. Sweetdee27 October 2015 at 13:21

      My fellow Yoruba.its vulcanizer not foganisa

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    4. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:23

      Lmao

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    5. www.glowyshoe.com27 October 2015 at 13:26

      My dear igbo people its called LIGHT and not RIGHT..
      Its called SLEEP and not SRIP

      Glowyshoe blog

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    6. Queen Arabella27 October 2015 at 13:33

      Ph people eh, it's called 'Oil mill' not 'Oyel mill'

      Hausa people, it's called 'structure' not 'structua'
      'procedure' not 'procedua'

      Calabar people, it's called 'calabar' not 'carabar'
      'London' not 'Rondon'

      Isale eko people, it's called 'Apapa' not 'Aapa'

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    7. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:34

      Its called bedsheet not baysheet! Dat got me, lol

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    8. Alloy Chikezie 27 October 2015 at 14:01

      Hausa

      Its called "problem " and not "frovlem"

      Yoruba

      It's called "Chelsea" and not "selsea"
      It's "airport" and not "yaport"

      Calaber

      It's called "London" and not "lonlon"
      It's called "jakande" and not "yakande"
      It's called "law" and not "raw"

      Igbo

      It's called "Samuel" and not "samel"

      Your comment will be visible after approval.

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    9. Unknown27 October 2015 at 14:11

      Stella oooooo dis got me badly asin ehn laugh wan burst my belle

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    10. Hafiza King27 October 2015 at 14:19

      Dear nollywood, it is called El-Vee not Hel-vee (LV)
      Dear Kelvin Ikeduba, it is called teacher not theacher, water, not wather, tomato not thomatho. What's with that "t turning into th"?
      Is it phoneh or what?
      Stop that lobbish and lespect your hold hage biko

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    11. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 15:01

      Hafiza God bless you . people replacing t with th and sounding stupid.

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    12. Unknown27 October 2015 at 15:03

      My dear yoruba people, is called zero not cero!

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  2. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:00

    Warrefa

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    1. Ada Nwanbueze27 October 2015 at 14:04

      Haha

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    2. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 17:00

      My dear Igbos it is called "David" and not "Davidi".

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    3. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 17:24

      Mercedes not Maceedesi
      Camry not camuri
      Dorrobucci not Dollobucci
      Lawyer not rawyer
      My ibo pees, we lock (rock!)

      Delete
  3. Mamannukusdkblogceleb ��27 October 2015 at 13:01

    My dear igbo people it called Guitar not gintar

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    1. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)27 October 2015 at 13:33

      Hehehe;i was with A friend yesterday and another friend came to greet us with A guitar bag hanged across his back..

      The friend i was with exclaimed;

      Enyea;o wu zi "gintar" ka ina akpozi ugbua..

      Trans: my friend;is it "gintar" that you are playing now...

      Truth is that pronunciation of "gintar" and not "guitar" is common among the igbos over here...quite funny sha!!

      XTREME NAIJA AFRO-DANCEHALL MIXTAPE;CLICK TO DOWNLOAD

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    2. Valerie27 October 2015 at 13:55

      You can at least work on your own English then strike another.

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    3. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 27 October 2015 at 13:56

      You got that gintar part right...lol

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    4. SEXY MOTHER Is here....27 October 2015 at 14:23

      Hahaha this one is very correct
      But mama nnukwu u no be Igbo nah... this post just made my day

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  4. TAC27 October 2015 at 13:01

    My dear Yoruba people,its called tuck in NOT toy in

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  5. crazyHORNYwife27 October 2015 at 13:01

    Yoruba it's IRON not Hion
    Ibo it's Clinic not crinic

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  6. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:02

    I love the way Ghanaians speak

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    1. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:15

      Thank you!

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    2. Teddy!27 October 2015 at 14:31

      I prescribe ghanaman for you!

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    3. Optimist27 October 2015 at 15:48

      Me too, I actually prefer their accent to some "dangerous" Nigerian accents

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    4. Abenaa27 October 2015 at 16:12

      Ghanaians actually pronounce words correctly, "Tor" is never pronounced "torr" as in pastorr,pls nigerians check the dictionary for the transcription of words, and stop the gra gra on top bad pronunciation.

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  7. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:02

    Interesting

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    1. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank27 October 2015 at 14:24

      My mba mmiri people it is called
      Jamb not yamb
      Junction not yunction
      Joy not yoi

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  8. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:03

    My igala pple is
    Zaria not jaria
    Zainab not jenebu
    Zion not jion

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    1. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:12

      These no follow oo. Never heard these before.

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    2. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:20

      Such as,not chuch as. Situation ,not chituation

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    3. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:06

      Hahahaha Igla!!!

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    4. Optimist27 October 2015 at 15:48

      Lol so Igala

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  9. Mamannukusdkblogceleb ��27 October 2015 at 13:03

    My dear calabar people it called rose not lose

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  10. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:03

    Hahaha.

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    1. Unknown27 October 2015 at 16:58

      Loooolllllzzz

      Dear Anambra people, it is called
      Church not shush
      Chief not shief
      Intention not intenchon

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  11. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:03

    I no dey house, check on me later.

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    1. Ina27 October 2015 at 13:47

      My dear Edo people, it's called House not hass.
      It's called Vex not Ves.

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  12. Chidinma Grace27 October 2015 at 13:03

    No comment!

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  13. ELENA (HER MAJESTY)27 October 2015 at 13:03

    *yaws*
    Dry!!!

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  14. Anointed27 October 2015 at 13:03

    Lolz

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  15. sweetest jenny 27 October 2015 at 13:03

    Lol
    My dear calabar peeps
    It is love not roff

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  16. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:04

    Very funny.

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  17. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:04

    Stella where is ihn?
    Today that I remembered to
    check ur blog at exactly one pm

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    1. BLOGLORD (MVBM)27 October 2015 at 13:12

      Coco babes, ihn time will now be 2pm till April 2016 following the downshift in time. Missed the announcement?

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 27 October 2015 at 13:32

      It's 2pm

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  18. Emjay27 October 2015 at 13:04

    Yoruba pple it's call shall not sir,esan it's bread not blread,abroad not ablood,position not poesion,igbo it's there not dia,money not mone.

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    1. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:15

      You are as daft as polish conm conm..iti akpu.

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  19. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:04

    Please can anyone refer me to a good gynaecologist in ikorodu or any of those ijaw pple.

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    1. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:48

      Run away from ijaw people o jare..

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  20. Som Som27 October 2015 at 13:05

    Lolzzzzzzz @sin tissu.
    Lovely post..


    **Som Baby**

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  21. Cynthia Iyede27 October 2015 at 13:05

    Hehehehhehe I roff you Stella.
    She is called Stella not Sterra. *side eyes at my paddy*

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  22. Eka Joy27 October 2015 at 13:05

    My dear Yoruba people, it is SEVEN not SEHUN
    It is orange not horange
    It is house not ouse.
    It is oluchi and not olushi

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    1. SUNSHINE27 October 2015 at 13:32

      Dear Yeebos,
      It's OIL not OYEL.
      It's MACHINE not MECHINE
      It's DELETE not DAYLIT.

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    2. Ladun27 October 2015 at 13:41

      Lmao you got it perfectly eka

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    3. Eka Joy27 October 2015 at 15:33

      And my dear igbo people, it's trousers and not trozeees

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  23. STARRY LARRY27 October 2015 at 13:06

    Lol thanks for educating us




    *Larry was here*

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  24. Stella Maris baby27 October 2015 at 13:06

    Interesting.

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  25. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:06

    Lmoaooooo...I can't stop laughing here...

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  26. Doppelgänger27 October 2015 at 13:06

    Mschew Lubbbisssh.

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  27. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:06

    Stella, this una "shange of time is telling on IHN oo.
    Please adjust.

    Ehe. Delta people. It is;
    Church not shurch.
    Change not shange.

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  28. Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB27 October 2015 at 13:07

    Dear Ibo people, It's " waist" not " west"
    Dear kalabar People it's called "dog" not a "diok"
    Dear Ijaw people, it's called "fresh fish" not fles fiss" hehehe

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    1. KING Nwa AMAKA27 October 2015 at 13:17

      Diok. HAhaha

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    2. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:23

      Lmao at diok and files fuss. My my. Don dey ask me wetin dey worry me as I dey raff Nike mad diok

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  29. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:07

    Loooool


    Where is IHN

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  30. Amysweet27 October 2015 at 13:07

    The hausa own got me rotfl

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  31. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:07

    My dear anambra people it's called parallelogram not palarreroglam, it's called lawyer not rawyer, it's called luxury not ruxuly, it's called rice not lice, it's called blessing not bressing, it's called breast not bleast, it's called friend and not flend. The list is endless not endress.

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    1. KING Nwa AMAKA27 October 2015 at 13:17

      I tell u. Lenge lovar

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    2. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)27 October 2015 at 13:28

      @ olori;you are such A clown..

      Chai..my Anambra friends at school are all fond of that...its quite funny and i love their accent when they are conversing within themselves with me present...hehehe

      XTREME NAIJA AFRO-DANCEHALL MIXTAPE;CLICK TO DOWNLOAD

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    3. slyvikim27 October 2015 at 13:28

      Kikikikikiki

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    4. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:36

      Lmao!
      The last line got me lol-ing.
      'The rist is endless!'

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    5. Ammie27 October 2015 at 13:40

      It's not just Anambra
      Igbos generally
      Dear igbo people
      It's called tomatoes not tomanto
      Bread not buledi

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    6. SEXY MOTHER Is here....27 October 2015 at 14:25

      Taah ur own no follow

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    7. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:47

      Na only An Ambra u know fool.

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    8. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:47

      *Anambra

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    9. Unknown27 October 2015 at 14:49

      Lmao @endress!

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    10. Pipi Lee27 October 2015 at 15:44

      Ahhhh Olivia people still talk like this o
      #Aloma light instead of Aroma right

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  32. Pinochiodee27 October 2015 at 13:08

    LOOOL..

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  33. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)27 October 2015 at 13:08

    Hahahahahaha...

    My Orlu people...
    It is Isi Ewu not ishi ehu...
    It is thousand not tahun...

    My wawa people...
    It is ofe Egusi not ofe Egwushi...
    It is Ofe okra not Ofe okwuru....
    It is Isi not ishi...

    My Anambra people...
    It is Anambra not Anambala...
    It is fried rice not flid lice...
    It is red wine not led wine...

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  34. calabar chick27 October 2015 at 13:08

    Dear Calabar people,
    It's called JUNCTION not YUNCTION!

    OGA not OKA

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  35. Jessie27 October 2015 at 13:08

    My fellow Akwa Ibom people pls stop breaking my heart
    Its called:
    Gateman not kedman
    Ogoja not Okoya
    Abuja not Abuya
    Ezekiel not Ezegel
    Port Harcourt not porocod
    D list is endless mbok
    Anyways I still love my root



    I feel so sad today.It is well

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  36. nzubeizuu27 October 2015 at 13:08

    LMAO. That of the Ghanaians is the correct pronunciation though.

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  37. Shyla27 October 2015 at 13:08

    It is called HOUSE and not OUSE.
    HIGH and not EYE
    EYE and not HIGH

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  38. Love EATING pussy27 October 2015 at 13:08

    Simply hilarious

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  39. Joblesshousewife27 October 2015 at 13:08

    hmmm

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  40. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:09

    I yaf laff die.....hhhhhaaaahhha

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  41. Akorede Olushola27 October 2015 at 13:09

    Nice one. Hausas it is called father not pada.

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  42. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:09

    Hahaha!!! Thaasand and baysheet really cracked me up.

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  43. Akorede Olushola27 October 2015 at 13:09

    Nice one. Hausas it is called father not pada.

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  44. BLOGLORD (MVBM)27 October 2015 at 13:09

    Hahahahahahahahaha
    H factor and the likes having a parry in here

    It's called "asking" not "hasking"
    Yorubas take note

    It is called "beautiful" not "bitiful"
    Ibos take note

    It is pronounced "have" not "haff"
    Warfarians take note

    It is pronounced "I am" not "ayam"
    Grammarians take note

    Lmaooooo
    This is really a fun post.

    Make una fill up the rest o jare.

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  45. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:09

    House its fish not peach

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  46. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:10

    Lolzzzzz. Different pple wit different characters

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  47. slyvikim27 October 2015 at 13:11

    My dear igbo people
    It's called RICE not LICE
    It's called MIRROR not MILO

    My dear yoruba people
    It's called ELEVEN not ELEWUN
    It's called SEVEN not SEWUN

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  48. PRISCABABE27 October 2015 at 13:12

    Lol at ' its is called Rick Ross and not Lick Loss'. so funny.

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  49. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:12

    My dear ijaw peeps, its church not 'sos', its fish not 'fis' lol

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  50. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:13

    Igbo bros its lungs not rungs . It's problem no problem. Can't stop laughing.

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  51. KING Nwa AMAKA27 October 2015 at 13:16

    Kwakwakwakwakwa very funny. Chuzara udeogu get in here. It's called love not Rove. Road not load. Land not rand. Hehehheeee. Its please not prise

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  52. Irene Bernards27 October 2015 at 13:16

    Calabar:
    Junction not yunction
    Oh Yes not Oh Jes

    Hausa
    Corruption not Kwarapshion

    Igbo
    Bread not blead
    Trouser not tlauza

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  53. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:16

    Pls bvs help me on steps to get an Id

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  54. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:16

    Lol, Stella don kill me this morning.
    I use the word baff all the time just for the fun of it and my son picked it up as well and my nieces too. The day my sister heard that word, she nearly passed out. I don't even know where I picked up that word, but it sure sounds good.

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  55. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:17

    lol remember back in sec sch, we lost out on an interclass debate because one anambra girl on our team kept confusing the judges with "pray" anytime she wants to say "Play"
    we wan chop her raw that day
    Fork not 'Ferk'
    Accounting Blog

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  56. Yori Yori Princess27 October 2015 at 13:17

    my dear ibadan people.. love their language. Mr. Shine is Master Sine

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  57. KING Nwa AMAKA27 October 2015 at 13:19

    Yoruba people it's chiChi not Shishi. It chukwudi not shukudi

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  58. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:20

    Hahahaha.so so funny.God bless Nigeria

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  59. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 27 October 2015 at 13:23

    My dear calabar ppl ist called Johnson not Yonson

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  60. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:23

    Lol...very funny

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  61. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 27 October 2015 at 13:23

    This is for the igbos(anambra especially)

    It is called " PORT HARCOURT" not "PORACOT"

    The rate at which some anambra and enugu peeps change their R to L and vice versa is alarming.
    Cant deal mehn...

    They are my peeps,still love them like that...Lol.

    If I talk yoruba own now I will be labelled a tribalist.
    Thats how serious people are.

    Btw,this is a light post, no need taking it seriously.

    And in case you are pondering on the correct pronounciation of the name on my ID,
    SIOBHAN is pronounced as SHE+VAUN.
    Not SIO+BAN.

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  62. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:26

    My dearest calabar brothers, its called 'Ikeja", not 'Ikeya"
    it is called 'Madam' not 'Maram'
    its called 'Johnson' not 'Yonson'
    its called 'Elephant' not "Erephan'
    Its called 'Soldier', not 'Soya'

    I think im the only calabar girl without the intonation! lol

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  63. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:26

    Edo ppl + waffian Abeg no be !!!
    ---------------------------------
    srongul na struggle

    morden na Model



    Igbo kwenu'' ehehehe!!!
    -----------------------------
    your not yah

    calabash not carabash

    plate not prayt

    clock not crock

    candle not kanduru .. haba nah

    saopaulo not saupairo ..

    Prick not plick

    Hennessy not ehnesy

    Yorubas Actors and actresses.....
    -------------------------------

    swittched not stitoff

    Fine not vine

    infact not in vart

    how far not aovarrrr

    silver not silfa .haba


    Hausa ngoro!!!!! kei
    -------------------------

    fork not pork

    cassava not cassapa '' haba wetin now

    paint not faint

    PDP not FIDIFI ..

    Power not fawahh .

    File not pile . abeg make una no kill sumburi .

    more to come

    Papa Gee.........................................

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  64. Adadioramma27 October 2015 at 13:27

    Yoruba it is Oshodi not Osodi

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  65. IVORY 27 October 2015 at 13:27

    My dear Yoruba. People it is called chinyere not shiere.
    Ear not hear
    I am not I ham


    My dear Igbo people it is wrapper not lapper
    Slippers not slippers
    Drawers not drus. (Lmaooo)

    My dear Hausa people it is called people not fitful
    Container not kwantainer
    You dey crase not I dey crase when differing to another person.lolzzzz

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  66. Rachel27 October 2015 at 13:27

    Lmao...kai Sterra of rife....(Stella of Life)...kikikikiki

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  67. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:28

    Tell my bobo that its TASTE not TEST, EYES not HIGHS ( I as well is no Hi), EARS not HEARS, AIR not HAIR,

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  68. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:28

    Ibo´s ---- It´s AMEN not AiMEM !! Biko

    Papa Gee

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  69. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:28

    My dear Edo ppl, it is called husband not husmand. It is call lie not nie, it is called like not Nike .
    My dear Yoruba ppl, it is called eleven not elehun. It is called three not tiri. It is called television not telefishun. Lol

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  70. Chy 🌹27 October 2015 at 13:30

    My dear Yoruba people.
    My name is Chinwe not shinwe

    Igbo people kwenu.
    It's called birthday not byday.

    Akwaibom people..lol
    It's called 'Joke" not 'yoke'

    Anambra people,ndi dim before before..lol
    Its called 'Rice' not 'lice.

    This should be a fun post right?? Brb

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  71. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:30

    Dear Yoruba people, my name is chioma ofoha not shioma ofua. My dear husband, our sons name is Bryan not blayan. Dear house help, it's kettle not kettil.

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  72. Charming27 October 2015 at 13:35

    My dear igbo and benue people, it's called
    Orange not olange
    It's called glass not grass. Lmao

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  73. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:35

    Youbra pple it's called salt nt short

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  74. Fey27 October 2015 at 13:40

    Yoruba people : it's called Blessing not Blezzing

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  75. Uriel (Freshdew)27 October 2015 at 13:43

    Lolz so funny....some tongues are like that.

    It took me a while to pronounce these two correctly

    Church
    Matches

    Lolz...there is room for improvement, be determined to improve yourself daily..

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  76. Nonyenwa27 October 2015 at 13:43

    hahahhahahha.....Anambra pple be like ''mama anyi si sie lice ahu kita''

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  77. Yummy chick cum mummy27 October 2015 at 13:45

    lolll,,,,,,,,still in shock of anonymous post. dt is great grand mother of chronicles combined in one post.......

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  78. youngman27 October 2015 at 13:46

    Ppl it's called mortuary and not montuary. It's called ambulance and not ambalance called bassa(Barcelona) not bacca. It's called Liverpool not lifapoo. It is called westminster(towards apapa) and not westminister. The company is called Westminster dregging from the same town in england ala Westminster abbey

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  79. Olayemi27 October 2015 at 13:48

    Ibd pple don fall hand,mtcheww

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  80. Eldaberry27 October 2015 at 13:51

    Dear bini people, it's called eba not ebye.
    It's called pant not piaent.
    It's called mango not minego.
    It's called guava not gueva.
    It is called sister not ista..

    My Fellow Ishan people, it's called brother not broah.
    It's called glory not grory.
    It's called shit not sit.

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  81. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 13:51

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

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  82. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 13:51

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

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  83. House of bellabee(IG: @houseofbellabee , WhatsApp 08034205703)27 October 2015 at 13:52

    igbo kwenu......it is called oil not oyil..hahaaaaaa, this post is hilarious.
    yoruba people..... it is called aluminium foil not aluminium voil.

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  84. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 13:52

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

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  85. starjoy27 October 2015 at 13:52

    Hahahahaha

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  86. Yummy chick cum mummy27 October 2015 at 13:55

    maam stella ,our blog is going viral. i saw this on nairaland.. n on twitter. http://www.nairaland.com/2694343/woman-cooks-menstrual-blood-says

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  87. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 13:55

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

    ReplyDelete
  88. Unknown27 October 2015 at 13:56

    Olori Isis, I second you ojare. My Anambra neighbours crack me up all the time.

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  89. Drummedian27 October 2015 at 13:57

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

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  90. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 13:58

    Hahaha. My dear calabar/akwa ibom people it is called junction not yountion

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  91. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 13:59

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

    ReplyDelete
  92. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 13:59

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

    ReplyDelete
  93. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 14:00

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment here... nice work ur doing here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

    ReplyDelete
  94. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 14:00

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

    ReplyDelete
  95. Drummedian27 October 2015 at 14:02

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

    ReplyDelete
  96. Quiksilver27 October 2015 at 14:02

    My fellow AkwaIbomites, its
    Nathaniel not Nathandiel
    Daniel not Dandiel
    Samuel not Samduel
    Junction not Yunction
    Yellow not Jellow
    Clinic not glinic

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  97. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 14:03

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

    ReplyDelete
  98. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:03

    My dear igala fifu, its called exactly not ekjactily

    ReplyDelete
  99. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:04

    To whom it may concern, it's called "sardine" not sandine!!!

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  100. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:05

    My dear Nigerian people, Plural of Fat is Fat, Plural of stuff is stuff, pain is pain. Weight is weight. Bikonu no dey add s to everything. What is fats? Stuffs? Weights, Pains. What is I so much love? He did not worth it? I am tired.

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  101. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 14:05

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

    ReplyDelete
  102. Etsako Pearl27 October 2015 at 14:05

    My dear Ibadan people,it's called
    All eyes on me...not olasinmi

    ReplyDelete
  103. EhisMoore27 October 2015 at 14:06

    Gud day SDK. ama a regular BV and Tis my 1st time to comment hear... nice work ur doin here ESP wif the EE&|...

    BTW, to my Edo people, Tis Poison not Puezin, Five not Feaive, boys not bwes, girls not gehs..

    to d IB people, tis ALL EYES ON ME not Olasanmi...

    ReplyDelete
  104. seniorita27 October 2015 at 14:09

    Hahahhahahhaha

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  105. SILIFA27 October 2015 at 14:10

    my dear aks sisters n brothers. It is called coconut n not gogonut,blessing n now blayzzing,favour n not fayfour. jump n not yump,junction n not y unction. take note.

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  106. Big Miss27 October 2015 at 14:14

    My Igbo pple it is called Lagos not laggos, it is letter not later...Hausa it is you dey craze not i dey craze, Anambra pple it is Alice give me rice not Arice give me lice...Lol

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  107. Blackberry27 October 2015 at 14:16

    Hahahahahahaa gerarahere mehn!

    ReplyDelete
  108. Auchibabe27 October 2015 at 14:18

    My fellow Etsako people(auchi mooooo) ..it is LAGOS not RAGOS.It is LOVE not ROVE

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  109. Justyswt27 October 2015 at 14:21

    Lmao. Can't remember any o.

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  110. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank27 October 2015 at 14:21

    Its only anambrarians that make the mistake of r n l and not all igbos pls. Aarrgh ghanaians and fake lives

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  111. A GIRL HAS NO NAME27 October 2015 at 14:21

    My beloved calabar people . It's is called 'Junction' not 'yunction'
    My ogoja brethren, it is 'God' not 'Got'
    'Good' not 'Goot'
    'Bread' not 'breath'
    'hug' not 'huck'..
    If an ogoja man that is not learned toast you, you'll laugh your ass out..

    ReplyDelete
  112. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:24

    My dear calabar people it is called gold not golt...I was so confused een when I heard this. then emmanuel not emael

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  113. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:24

    Eka joy did your parents disown you??? Why are you always claiming Yoruba

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    Replies
    1. Eka Joy27 October 2015 at 14:57

      Me claim Yoruba???? I laff in Greek. Biko, find something else to accuse me of.

      Delete
  114. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady27 October 2015 at 14:26

    Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki ndi igbo it's "rice" and not "lice". It's called "problem" and not "plobrem". Kikikikikikik

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  115. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady27 October 2015 at 14:28

    Awon yoruba it's called "bread" and not "buredi"...it's called "help" and not "epp"

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  116. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:31

    my dear calabar people its called Junction not yunsion ,John not yon,oga not oka.
    and my igbo peps , its penalty not penality .
    the veyitabu (vegetable ) award goes to the yorubas.

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  117. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 14:49

    My dear Igbo people : it's called gra-gra, not gara gara. It is called he'll, not hail.

    Dear Urhobo people : it is "I no know say Alitalia dey fly go London " not "I lo low say Anitania dey fry go Nodon"

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  118. Miss Ess27 October 2015 at 14:54

    Hahahahahaha......

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  119. Unknown27 October 2015 at 14:55

    Too dly abeg

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  120. Unknown27 October 2015 at 14:56

    Too dly abeg

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  121. Unknown27 October 2015 at 14:56

    Dear Edo ppl,its called "Oil not Oye".

    ReplyDelete
  122. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)27 October 2015 at 15:04

    Akwa ibom, it's purple not pepple.
    It's manhattan not manhantin.
    Lol.

    ReplyDelete
  123. PurpleArc27 October 2015 at 15:09

    Dear ofe mmanu,its 'Hello' not elo elo elo,by the way must you say it 3times at once.

    ReplyDelete
  124. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 16:15

    My beloved Naija people. It is google, not goggle. And sandwich, not sangwage. Nothing do una.

    ReplyDelete
  125. Drummedian27 October 2015 at 16:21

    BVs I'm really sorry for my multiple comments. didn't knw dey wer gonna reflect... na body been dey shack me.....Mokuna no fes. You are very well done (according to some yoruba pipu)

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  126. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 16:23

    My dear Igbos It is called 'rice' not lice, it is called 'broom' not bloom
    My dear Yorubas, it is called 'Uche' not Ushe

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  127. Anonymous27 October 2015 at 17:04

    My anambra bf I love so much my ears hurt when he talks to me on the phone. My gosh his accent is so thick like akpu.

    ReplyDelete
  128. Unknown27 October 2015 at 17:09

    My dear Nigerians, it's pronounced j'en vi-e've and not jenevive even dou spelt Geneviève.

    ReplyDelete
  129. Jasmine27 October 2015 at 17:54

    Dear Yorubas, it's CHIDINMA not SHIDINMA!!!
    It's VEGETABLE not veyetable
    It's APAPA not Apaa
    It's Oshodi not Osodi

    ReplyDelete

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