Remember the blog visitor who sent in a Chronicle about walking into a Restaurant on their wedding Anniversary and catching darling husband red handed with a side chick and how she left and travelled back to her London base?
He replied the Chronicle saying how traumatised he was and ran after her but she had changed the locks to the apartment with the help of his sister Choima...lol Read the chronicle HERE
This is an update.
OMG!
Mrs Korkus!! How you dey na?
Hope all is well with you.
I hope you remember me?
My wife Rachel wrote in to you a while back about how she caught me with another woman on our anniversary. (Bad Market!)
If I tell you it has been easy winning her back I will be a liar! My wife can do shakara for the entire Nigeria, South Africa and UK combined. She really made me suffer. After I went back to London to beg for forgiveness, I told you how she changed the locks with my sisters help, who by the way has still not found her own man and is still meddling in my marriage, to find her own man she no gree!
I slept in a hotel for a good 4 weeks, bearing in mind that I had left my work, patients and businesses behind in Nigeria. But I'm happy to report that after much begging, and pleading and SPENDING, my wife finally allowed me back into the house so we can talk. But on getting there, there was another man in the house who she introduced as her boyfriend! My head wan scatter! Another man, in my house? BOYFRIEND?!
Anyways I sha kept my cool and she refused to send him packing so as a correct Igbo man, I told him he has not seen anything yet... He knew what's up and ended up leaving on his own. It turns out the man was just her friend's fiancé whom she called to come in order to make me jealous and sit up - well her plan worked because as we speak now, my wife is 10 weeks pregnant and will be coming back to join me in Nigeria next month.
This is a miracle because my wife was adamant that she is not yet ready to born or scatter her body but after much pleading and intervention from our families, friends and church, she has agreed to move back to Nigeria on a probational period so we can see how it works out. We are also going for marriage counselling which I highly recommend to couples.
I don learn my lesson. My fellow brothers, to chop outside no be good thing at all! If you must do, chop clean mouth.. Na joke lol My waka don cost me plenty money no be small. Bad market! Anyways sha, I thought let me update BV's and share my Chronicle after all your useful advise.. Make una fear God and change!.
This is also a last ditch plea for my sister to find a husband. Chioma, e don do! You will not find a husband going to Mountain of Fire everyday! Stella, any man that is interested in her can contact me, I'm ready to give her out ;)
Dr Mike, over and out!
LMAO!
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ReplyDeleteThis guy..... he will still cheat. Anyway it is well, silly Money maker, where r u? Na ur bro dey cheat, abi he has suddenly ported his tribe.
DeleteOga my question is are u sure you would not cheat again abeg answer sincerely cos once a cheat always a cheat it takes only the grace of God fr a man dt has cheated once to stop
DeleteDr Mike chop knuckle, u try.
DeleteI've learned my lesson. I will never and can't try it. I know what I passed through
DeleteThat's up to him**life always find a way of giving us a second chance and what we do with it,is up to us..being independent is also giving me hell of a problem*just tired*
DeleteIts up to him oo..life. Always find a way of giving us a second chances and what we do woth it,is left to us..over independent self dey kill me for here*am just tired*
DeleteI thank God for your life. Cheating on your wife is a sin . you deserved what you go .
DeleteI thank God for your life. Cheating on your wife is a sin . you deserved what you got.
DeleteWhy does this writer sound like the person who sent in the gist about his wife that likes to pray before sex? Hmmm..there's something similar and striking about the two. Hope satire writers are not using this platform to test their abilities. Just saying oo
DeleteOK bye
Congrats to you,Dr Mike.....who wants Chioma ooo?no charges @ all
ReplyDeleteChioma is now the biggest "suitress" on SDK.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha at that last paragraph....it reminded me of one conversation btw wn Etisalat rep and a cuztomer's wife ' Chioma face your work oo' lmao
ReplyDeleteDear chioma, keep supporting d wife...I like ur type of meddling.
Wifey, thumps up! I like ur style. You really made him pay!
Congrats to u both on ur patter on feet thhat is on d way
Lmao
DeleteDr Mike ooooi, this is hilarious
Wifey thank u for accepting him back. Chioma God will give you your own husband IJN, thanks for supporting your in law rather than your cheating brother.
Coco I think it was 'Uche onise, face your work o'
DeleteThis Bros go still play away match, just that he'll go far & be careful next time!
Delete@ Teddy, i hope he doesn't, hmmm.
DeleteOga, good to know you guys are making it work, all the best.Please don't cheat again.
Lmao Pipi Lee, u are right...it's Uche, face ur work ! That convo cracked me up big time
DeleteAwwwww.....
ReplyDeleteThank God for u....
U better make things right for te last time...
All you are thinking about is how much money you spent. Mschew. Abeg if you cheat again you will enter real gbese. Infact I pray you meet a mad woman that will show you pepper if you dare cheat on your wife again anuofia.
ReplyDeleteDnt mind him. He is just lucky to have a kind hearted woman like her if not. Foolish man
DeleteWhy so pained?
DeleteHubby & wife don make up Na.
God is also in support of their union.
I wish you a safe delivery, ma'am.
Chi, you're the best SIL ever.
May God provide you with your own soulmate.
Happy & joyful family is all I see.
I'm just being humorous.
DeleteI am happy my wife has forgiven me which explains the light hearted email. I am grateful and can never cheat again. It's not about money
Lol. Am not pained but i hate to see men like this. He stopped because he was caught, if to say the wife no catch am shebi he will still be frolicking with them whores now.
DeleteLol.. Sannu doctor
ReplyDeleteNa wa
ReplyDeleteMay God bless ur union
ReplyDeleteSafe delivery to ur wife
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteWooooww!!
Thank God it ended in praise for you and yours,ΐ love the way your southy wifey stressed the hell outa you in winning her back!!,she's my kind of woman!!
Chioma,oya e don do,leave your bro marriage alone sugbo?...
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
My sister the stress wasn't small. Thank you for all your prayers. We are grateful
DeleteTHELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteWooooww!!
Thank God it ended in praise for you and yours,ΐ love the way your southy wifey stressed the hell outa you in winning her back!!,she's my kind of woman!!
Chioma,oya e don do,leave your bro marriage alone sugbo?...
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteWhat a smart n intelligent wife you have!
I wish most women will start treating their men's fuck up.
Say me hi 2 you wife.
Kikikikiki
ReplyDeletePoster I swear u funny ooooh, so u tink d money u spent will equal the pain u caused her abi? Oya take e slap, why do I feel u aren't really remorseful huh? I no your type, you are the type dat will cheat and try to justify ur act or buy ur way true. Be grateful u have a good wife if na me I swear I wiLl put sniper in ur tea or coffee just enough to make u suffer not die mayb u will learn in ur next life to be faithful
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm, small small the real identity of some anonymous post posters they reveal...sniper Abi???
DeleteOK.
E Don do, it's not everybody that can be like you. Go n learn how to forgive
DeleteMadam, sniper kills, don't put sniper in any body's drink and turn round to say sin is sin, marriage is not do or die, i take God beg you.
DeleteUr real anonymous identity don dey show. (Receive JESUS christ into ur life) learn how to forgive and move on with ur life
DeleteSniper abi? Continue
DeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteLol at finding a husband for ur sis. Glad ur married is better, wish u both all the best
ReplyDeleteYou no serious and I think other men will learn from that. Congrat for the pregnancy...but your woman played an expensive joke for bringing in another guy. Anyway...congrat.
ReplyDeleteThe woman played expensive joke abi? But the man who actually fucked outside didn't play expensive joke? Gerrahia turd!
DeleteThis is chronicles of hope rather. Oga thank God for your testimony.. Hope u learnt ur lessons very well. May God perfect us marriage.
ReplyDeleteAs for ur sister..all u need is to pray for her ..
This is my best 'Chronicle' for the month. A deviation from the usual. Very much on the lighter side.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy u guys are back together sha. U've learnt ur lessons albeit the hard way.
As for ya sister-in-law wey u dey do promo for, u didn't offer us much details. And what are the terms & conditions that apply???
Ghanaman signing out!!!
Term is that she is single, condition is that she is VERY Single lol
DeleteI have really learned. Hope others will learn too
Lol. All is well that ends well. And stop complaining about how much you spent, you should feel lucky
ReplyDeleteChioma. Ga luru di oooooo. Hahahahahahaha. Nsogbu oooooo.
ReplyDeleteDr Mike you are so funny... Thank God for restoring your home and May it be permanent. I just wish cheating spouses can understand the implication of such in their family. God go help all man.
ReplyDeletePoster kept emphasizing on money spent like that's his only regret.msheeeeew
ReplyDeleteDon't mind him. And he only did it because she's from SA if I remember correctly. If u cheat again, make your preek hang inside!!!!
DeleteLmao@make your preek hand inside..
DeleteI don't think the man was emphasizing money spent as per its hurting him or what but he's just trying to tell is what d babe made him pass thru. And i think d woman plainly didn't want him again, she wanted him to see she has moved on so he can go too but the guy was truly sorry, hence d spending and all to show he's truly sorry for what he did.
DeleteHow I hope all married women will learn from dis and not turn a blind eye to our husband's cheating, they will think twice and more before stepping out knowing d consequences.
* my opinion tho*
This man sounds like someone who's gonna cheat again, guess he ll be more careful and smarter
ReplyDeleteHahhahhahahahhahah....this man is a comedian! So pple like me that worship with mountain of fire wont find husband baa? Take time ooo. Anyways, am happy that everything works out good for you.
ReplyDeletePlease value your wife and do away with those wizards you called friends.
I just tire for the man o, we have male mfm members o. Chioma abeg keep going to MFM your husband go soon come. Please don't be like me o, I don pull earrings, stopped making my hair, and na to change my closet remain o. God help me, me that was a glamour queen before.
Deletefirst of all,am happy you got ur marriage back.secondly, i love ur sister its really rare to find women who support each oda some gals will side with their broda evn if dey are wrong,chioma i pray God grants u your heart desires nw back to u dr mike,wts your own am sure she will get married in her own time,to me she is a good sister nd a good friend
ReplyDeleteHonestly spoken Khalesi, Chioma's type is rare, don't worry Dr. Mike ur sis' husband is on the way. It wont be long. Such a good heart some SIL will side their bro telling d woman not be ur mates dem marry 4 put for house
DeleteWow, I love this and thank God for you Mr man. I do hope you've truly learnt ur lesson and also uve ditched those ur bad friends cos they re part of your problem. Face ur family and ur wife and face God Especially. God loves you.
ReplyDeleteAaaawww! I'm happy for U Dr. Mike.. Chioma is a good sister inlaw! The type I want. Lol
ReplyDeleteMay God bless her with a husbnd.#Amen
Your jabs at your sister are very funny. I hope you're not serious sha cos they sound insulting to me. Telling her to find her own man... hahaha
ReplyDeleteMister man, you cheated on your wife when she was still sweet-looking, with a trim shape and a body that has not been 'scattered'. What guarantees that you won't cheat on her in the nearest future after the post-partum changes have occurred? Have you given your life to Christ? IMHO, the fear of God is the only reason why a man will never cheat on his wife. Nothing else.
Madam, I'm happy you forgave him and reconsidered. Divorce is not to be encouraged lightly. But please, pray for your marriage and don't expect too much because of all the drama and pleas.
It's tonge-n-cheek. She knows I'm joking but I'm also serious, she must marry.
DeleteI have the fear of God now. That's why I can't cheat again. It's by God's grace
It's a lie poster, you don't . Go to MFM then I wee know the fear of God dry enter your heart small small.
DeleteWetIn concern Mfm inside na! Oga mind ur mouth! Mumu
ReplyDeletePoster I thank God for ur marriage. Wifey may God give ur save delivery when the time comes.
DeleteOga give your life to Christ and flee frm adultery.
I tire he is just stepping on our toes.
DeleteLmao .. Happy 4 u Dr mike.. If u like go chop 4 outside again..
ReplyDeleteAaaawww! I'm happy for U Dr. Mike.. Chioma is a good sister inlaw! The type I want. Lol
ReplyDeleteMay God bless her with a husbnd.#Amen
Lmao! I swear this man is a comedian
ReplyDeleteDr Mike o.. Congrats on your baby and winning our darling Rachel Back. Make sure you treat her well and remember she's from a foreign land so treat her like a queen and you have a good woman. Glad she accepted you back... Next time she should make you suffer x100 lol
SDK family rocks man
So because she's from a foreign land, he should treat her like a queen? If she wasn't nko? I will land you slap.. Na play o. Lol
DeleteLol@ land you slap. Funny anon..
DeleteLMAO! No. I am only saying he should remember she's foreign so he should be patient and teach her the ways of Nigerian and Igbo culture
DeleteAww.... I'm really happy that u're back with ur wife and that she's forgiven u. Make u no mess u again o cos we can't help u beg again.
ReplyDeleteChioma, for being a good sister in law, d Lord will answer ur prayers and u will find d best husband woman can ever ask for IJN. Amen
Amen!
DeleteResounding Amen!!!
DeleteChioma ur name will follow u dear.
Good you did learn before it cost you your life
ReplyDeleteHehehehe
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm..
ReplyDeleteDis man is just childish..mtcheew
Wifey,if he fucks up again,ditch his ass!!
Kai, why so bitter? Dont worry moving on is the best revenge to the man that jilted you.
DeleteSo na ya sista u Dae tease like Dat okwaya! Issokey
ReplyDeleteDr. Mike you are just too funny. Thank God for bringing your wife back to you. Now i know your brain don reset very well.
ReplyDeleteDoctor all those patients wey dey come your hospital, you no fit introduce one of them to your sister. Sister Chioma oya ooo go and marry. MFM na for deliverance not for marraige. Tell your brother to arrange husband fast for you.
Lmao. Good wife. Funny man. U r lucky she forgave u. If na me, forgerrit.
ReplyDeleteStella, this your LOL picture is so ugly; it reminds me of my ugly bf(character wise) pls change it as I also plan to change my BF.
ReplyDeleteThanks
choi.
ReplyDeletechioma do make u marry and leave that family only.
lol @ chop and clean mouth.
my guy you dont even sound repentant at all. may God help you.
Mr. Man all this one is story you'd still cheat and stop making fun of your sister. Whatever trash people dump on her would rub off on you too.
ReplyDeleteGood for you your wife gave you another chance, I hope we won't be reading another one soon.
Hahahah. Chop and clean mouth got me laughing. Kikikikikiki. Chioma biko my brother is available and ready to marry you so far as u didnt bleach ur skin and ur womb is still intact. Hahahha. Oriegwu
ReplyDeleteLinda Eze,can't you comment without adding this useless "Oriegwu"?
DeleteAwwwwwwwww so sweet! Am so happy for you and you family *tears* because God's love is eternal your renewed joy shall be permanent in Jesus name. Don't worry keep praying for your sis love will come around and knock her down soon in Jesus mighty name!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow!!! Love this success story. May God answer your sister Chioma, though i LOL at the manner you portrayed her struggle. It is well. Cheers to Ikwu na Ibe...and all the chop and clean mouths!!!
ReplyDeleteAwww
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you've learnt your lessons.
Don't unlearn it o...lol
Your wife na correct gangster.
Thank God she's a forgiving woman.
Chioma, she's your sister, but please face your work.
You won't find a man by being in other people's business.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Hahahaha , I love this!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to u both
Chioma onise face ur work oo lmao
This poster narrative is funny ehn! The last paragraph na die. Funny you man... wish you best of luck in your marriage
ReplyDeleteLol. Funny man. Thank God for restoring peace into your home. Let your sister be biko, she'll marry when its time. Congrats Doki
ReplyDeleteDr mike you don't sound serious to me and it's like you are only sorry because you were caught..
ReplyDeleteI hope you are truly sorry, I just hope so... anyways best wishes.
Oga congrat oo, God Almighty bless you both in jesus mighty Name Amen.. Abeg oooo I need waist trainner for 5k my tommy is getting At of hand, bikonu help a sister..
ReplyDeleteThanks dear. Are you asking me to buy it for you?
DeleteFrom my professional opinion I do not recommend them. They are dangerous to your health. Cut out empty carbs such as white rice, bread and swallow. Drink warm water with lemon before meals and cut out sugar completely. Also try jogging or skipping
Dr Mike
Dr Mike you are so funny... Thank God for restoring your home and May it be permanent. I just wish cheating spouses can understand the implication of such in their family. God go help all man.
ReplyDeleteChioma onise face your husband hunting hahahahahahahaha.....Thank God for the intervention in your family
ReplyDeleteVery funny narrative
ReplyDeleteLOL.
ReplyDeleteOga ,don't cheat on your wife again.
E no gud.
This man is stupid, talks too much and is too money conscious
ReplyDeleteDis man get badmouth like stella oo....choi
ReplyDeleteBut dis doctor,ur english is pathetic
ReplyDeleteI am truly apologetic that my light hearted email didn't meet your high expectations of the English vocabulary. But equally elated that you understood
DeleteFools!!! Wots wit u idiats and grammar on this blog? Is English language ur mother tongue? Mgbekes/illiterates forming educated and ajebos, shio. He is a doctor, meaning he majors in science not English "ONUKU OJOTOS" . Dr Mike don't mind all this fools on this blog. Not supporting ur cheating aspect thou. God bless u and ur home.
DeleteVery funny guy!
ReplyDeleteLol.. Very funny guy
ReplyDeleteChioma is only trying to save your marriage
Her going to MFM will not be in vain.
God will give her a very good husband.
Hehehehehe nice one
ReplyDeleteHe really fought for his home
Chioma no worry husband go come Buh avoid being nosy
Thank God for restoring ur marriage....... Lols @ chop and clean mouth
ReplyDeleteThankGod for ur marriage. Dear wifey pls tax ur hubby, collect his money & make him feel like a man. Collect money for every & anything for the house. E.g daily allowance, weekly allowance, monthly allowance. Wardrobe allowance, shoe allowance, cosmetics allowance, hair allowance. Dnt forget u need to shop for d kitchen & toiletries every Saturday so dats anoda money frm him. Then every time u make a new pot of soup collect money too. Pls dnt dull, make him feel like he married an igbo lady. Congrats on ur preggy no forget to collect money each time u go for ante natal.
ReplyDeleteShe's already on it lol thanks dear
DeleteLol.........marriage wahala.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteI remember this narrative.
Congrats to you. I can feel your happiness.
Thank God that she forgave you, I like her type next time you will not joke with her, men learn from him, Chioma let them be so that you can get your own
ReplyDeleteYou're lucky she forgave you. If she didn't, I would have said it was good for you. I'm happy you spent well. Tha k God The marriage is getting better. The devil will be sad. If you like, allow him use you again you hear?
ReplyDeleteHow I love the Chioma babe. See how she's standing with her sister in law and not her brother. You'll find a good man Chioma
ReplyDelete....you know that! My kind'a sister in law. Dr Mike is a funny man though.
DeleteHmmmmm.....
ReplyDeleteThe Etisalat network was Uche not Chioma.
Uche face your work oh! other networks don't call to check on their customers.
Oga good for you. Go and sin no more.
PEACEFUL AND ENCOURAGING WIFE.........
Hmmmmm.....
ReplyDeleteThe Etisalat network was Uche not Chioma.
Uche face your work oh! other networks don't call to check on their customers.
Oga good for you. Go and sin no more.
PEACEFUL AND ENCOURAGING WIFE.........
Congrats
ReplyDeleteNow, this is a man. Well done Dr. Mike.
ReplyDeleteOMG, thank you lord. I don't know them, I am neither Naija nor South African, but I prayed for them. I wished them reconciliation, I even commented by recommending wify to consider getting pregnant as Nigerians cherish kids. It's been long, I be don forget this chronicle, but our God hmmm , is a God of time & season. He will do what he will do & what he will do at his own time & pace.
ReplyDeleteDear Dr. Mike, wise choice. Thank God holyspirit reset your head back to your wifey. By the way you are so hilarious ...especially at your sister "Chioma, ee don do.."LMAO! Chioma going to MFM actually killed "the demon to fall down & die "; that was enticing you to adultery. Her prayers by fire by force made God to intervene btwn you & your wife. So thank her, while praying for her to get a good husband.
Then to all the "blog airforce 1s" ie blog witches who wished your marriage to even fail b/c your wife no be Naija, not to talk say she no be Igbo sef ..... I say ntorrrrrrrrr! Bad belle no go see good , their lives will be in retrograde mode speedily, till they change for the better.
My dear. My wife and I are truly greatful for people like you. It was your prayers that saw us through - I am indeed a lucky man with a god fearing wife. Don't mind tribalistic, small minded people
DeleteAs for Choima, her own don dey hard me now sef lol but we go soon follow her go MFM to pray for her hubby to come.
Aww Dr. Mike follow her go MFM ooo! You see God working as in the days of old.
DeleteChai, this story sweet me pass. God bless your family oo in Jesus name .wifey will deliver a healthy baby. Mama, Papa & Pikin or maybe Pikin them will prosper in good health.
Your story is just the therapy and encouragement I needed to move on. Dia ris God, abegi.
Amen o...
Deleteall these begging please!!!
ReplyDeleteis she Michele Obama?
ughhh
In his eyes, she is worth more than Michelle Obama or any other for that matter. Always treat your significant other like the most precious thing to you and you will have a sweet marriage. God bless.
DeleteShe's my queen! is Michelle Obama God?! You sound pained
DeleteThumbs up chioma, congrats to rachel & doc.pls let's have more updates like this on chronicles of BVs. Lord let my testimony sound like a lie(amen)
ReplyDeleteLmao@make your preek hang inside..
ReplyDeleteDoctor's can cheat for Africa,this one na superstory he will still cheat!?
ReplyDeleteChioma don turn home based. Fuji house of commotionlike family, it shall be well with you people.
ReplyDeleteStella if you like no post the msg wey I just send now,you dey sabi screen comment when its got to do with you,its partial,you shouldn't be doing that,be real ok
ReplyDeleteSome people can bitter, many no go comment because the marriage no end in pains. Sdk bvs fear God o, if it ended in tears them go start to dey curse the man meanwhile in their hearts they are happy another woman is miserable like them in marriage. Women if you are unhappy pray in your homes. Will send a post on this later to Stella.
ReplyDeleteDr. May God perfect all that concerns your family, and may the Lord shine his face upon you. May the Lord bless your home and may all his blessings remain permanent in your life's. It is well with you and your household, and the Lord's hands will be upon the child in the womb. In Jesus name, Amen. Stay blessed sir.
Hahahahaha.... what a story!! Congrats Doc Mike, you didn't only win her heart back you Nacked her Akpako as well.. kudos!!
ReplyDeleteI don't get the joke.. smh
ReplyDeleteDoctors are promiscuous. Chioma, God will bless you for seeing something that is wrong and not supporting it! God will bless you and give you a befitting husband that will honour you.
ReplyDeleteOga, I find your excuses in the previous write up lame. Your wife is not even Nigerian this your expectation shouldn't be the same. I hope you can put your two legs at home now. Find Jesus o, hmm.