Men hoping to get their hands on an iPhone 6s have been given a chance to do so -by donating at a sperm bank, NEWS UNITED has learnt.
The marketing technique has caught the eyes of students in the country, who may be thinking seriously about checking in for the intimate deal.
The sperm banks, in China, sent out WeChat messages to followers that offered potential donors just short of the cash equivalent of the latest Apple gadget.
The users of the social network received a message called ' New ways to get an iPhone 6s' with an image of the much sought-after phone
It read: "The bank is seeking donors aged 22 to 45, each to receive £503, while the iPhone 6s is priced at £535 on the mainland."
Hubei Human Sperm Bank in central China sent out their message on Monday, followed by Shanghai Human Sperm Bank at Renji Hospital, the latter of which has been read more than 400,000 times.
How wish my brother dey China. He need to donate all he sperm cos na to born children full ground he sabi. And he need that money to do small business to feed those he battalions
ReplyDeleteLmao.... Your a clown
DeleteAnony you are super cray. I dibt know why but this comment cracked me up big time.. na people wey no get money dey like born pikin pass. Toi much time on their hands that is spent fucking instead of doing something that will bring money.
DeleteLmao
DeleteAnon 6:29,Lol.
DeleteTell ur bro. to do am waybill naw.
Hahahaha. You harsh o!
DeleteLmaoooooo
DeleteLol
DeleteMoney maker you killed me with this lmao.
DeleteI know if this was Nigeria, a lot of guys would run to donate, even some gals would wish they can donate too!!!
DeleteIphone 6 in exchange for sperm? Too small
ReplyDeleteIs not small o,wat abt does who mastubate for free,dey need money o
DeleteToo small ke? What of those ones they are wasting in blowjobs and condoms? Did they get anything for that? Abegi!
DeleteThose who got excess should go and donate
ReplyDeleteGuys take note!!! For y'all that are wasting your sperm to your hands each night. You can put them to good use now. Say Yes to donating! !!
ReplyDeleteDatCrazyCalabarChic says so!
Lolz
ReplyDeleteThere is definitely nothing one wouldn't hear in this world! Lmao
DeleteI wanna donate too but I don't need the Iphone.
ReplyDeleteTarrr!
DeletePls dont donate cos ur offspring will turn out to be an imbecile!
DeleteAnon 9:40,Lmao .E bi like u no him in person.
DeleteLooool...
ReplyDeleteBut wait so...thats how some people will marry their siblings and wont know. I know i can be crazy but this is a super no no for me
Torr
DeleteThe craze no reach there
Nice one.
ReplyDeleteOf course it was in Nigeria people like jobless Henry Eze can at least be useful for once in a lifetime
ReplyDelete@taylor,Lolz.
DeleteNa wetin de young man do una?
Dem try this for naija..hmmmm...even gals go dey steal sperm go drop ..unemployment is killing us here in naija
ReplyDeleteOrela,exactly.
DeleteThe people go even talk sey the sperm donation don 2 much for them.
Them go full there
ReplyDeleteDamn how I wish it's naija so many tins to do with the Mulah. .. if babe just ask fpr money for hair I will just gbensh her use condom and give her the sperm to make hair
DeleteLol. This is hilarious
DeleteBitchplis this is your chance!
ReplyDeleteI'm willing to donate up to a litre......even for free
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DeleteLol!lol!
DeleteI can. Imagine how notorious the seeds from Bitchpls will be. The parents go tire..
LOL bitchplis na so sperm full ya body? hmmmmm
DeleteAbeggi bitchplis ,u mean a litre of water, lol
Deletesperm for iPhone 6s their papa
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
They got so much money to waste na.
ReplyDeleteWhat if the sperm of d said donor isn't viable?
Or do they get to run a sperm analysis before paying.
Oya o...Trust some unemployed naija graduates to start looking for ways to get to china.
I think they will prefer sperm from white men
DeleteLol. I wonder what will happen if it's in Niger here.
ReplyDeleteAm willing to donate my eggs jor
ReplyDeleteNeed money
Go and born for ur hubby first before u look for where to donate ur egg.
Delete@Okwuosa,
DeleteThey need sperms not ........
Wow!
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a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
Lord knws if i was there i will donate and thats fact......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Sperm donors over to you.
ReplyDeleteThe population in China is very high as such should have more than enough donors.
Hmm! I will convince my husband to go and donate. I have always wanted an iphone 6.
ReplyDeleteBesides, the man masturbates like crazy.
Iberibeism!
ReplyDeleteDarrell Tom, this one is for you...I know u will jump at dis offer.
ReplyDeleteTor!!over to the guys
ReplyDeleteG'day all, we should sometimes take a minute and think over some acts that seem so normal to us. Very soon people will marry their blood brother or sister unknowingly. I know it happens now but at least for those that don't believe in it will do it without knowing.
ReplyDeleteHow people will be comfortable knowing that they have children somewhere that they will never meet is another wonders of the world. May God save His people!
In as much as you made a point something struck me...In the bible who did cain marry?...tssk tssk. ..nothing is new anymore dear
DeleteStella pls I know you are Godly. Sometimes we should not promote these things. Trust me a nigerian may through this post go ahead and do this. Maybe not this one but will seek out somewhere else and do it. God has placed you high, you don't need to promote things like this to go higher. My opinion tho. Tx
ReplyDeletewhat's this now?
DeleteAnon 11:00,are you not a hypocrite,
DeleteWhy are you hiding under anonymous to talk rubbish?
What is exactly is wrong in donating sperm
to help couple with fertility problem?
You make it sound like it isn't done in naija....people sell their eggs and guys sell sperm to fertility clinics here in Nigeria..
DeleteBesides...Some men donate to baby mamas and not wife them and some developed eggs are donated in the name of abortion...
Bottom line is it isn't new my dear...The business of donating gametes has being on since time immemorial after all king David donated some to uriah's wife..my dear all na donation o
Idiot money maker, is it everyone dat has ID? So wat will u do if he or she has a name? Foolish boffoon feeling like wat I dunno. Hiding Azin
DeleteMake i tell my dear to be a donor. we need that iphone 6
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteDid i hear (see) sumone say just iphone 6 for sperm?
ReplyDeleteAh! Is it not better to donate it , rather than rubbishing it inside rubber?
Oya make dem queue go. Even if they dont need the iphones.
ReplyDelete1.Ugegbe?
2.Fortified?
3.Condos?
4.Egberi one of Bayelsa?
And others
After donating your sperm, you sign out on your potency ie selling your future for just a phone you can always buy if you stay patient and work hard. Be careful before you get doomed for life.
ReplyDeleteBut I dont get what u mean by signing out on potency. . Ts nt like d sperm donated renders all d future sperms null n void. ..
DeleteThis one nah mumu oo.. sperm we full every
DeleteThey need a branch office in naija.
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