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Saturday, September 26, 2015

Saturday LAUGHS





LMAO!!!
Happy Saturday to everyone......Have a nice day.



























































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I 'm Am Out.

 Hopefully ya time is north wested.



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54 comments:

  1. BLOGLORD (MVBM)26 September 2015 at 13:33

    Lmaoooo @ after two years of washing plate

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  2. Emjay26 September 2015 at 13:35

    Lolzzzzzzzzzz.

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  3. Unknown26 September 2015 at 13:45

    I can't stop laughing.1000 ways to die in lagos.very funny

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    1. reemah26 September 2015 at 15:18

      The baby in that last pic though. That look is making me lol.

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    2. Teacher27 September 2015 at 10:20

      That last picture
      See correct eyeing

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  4. Unknown26 September 2015 at 13:46

    Lmaoooooo

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    1. ChyAdaJesus26 September 2015 at 16:08

      1000 ways to die very funny. Bwahahahahahahaha...

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  5. Sweetheart26 September 2015 at 13:54

    U did north west my time....hahahahaahahaha

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  6. Quiksilver26 September 2015 at 13:58

    I'm

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  7. Unknown26 September 2015 at 13:59

    Hehehehehehehehehehe
    that borrow credit from mtn is so true
    funny collection

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  8. IVORY 26 September 2015 at 14:00

    had a good laugh

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  9. Unknown26 September 2015 at 14:01

    Time north wested at all. Lmao

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  10. Eze26 September 2015 at 14:01

    I laughed so hard at the jokes.......

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  11. Eze26 September 2015 at 14:01

    I laughed so hard at the jokes.......

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  12. cinderellla26 September 2015 at 14:05

    Freaking funny! I laughed to my heart's content.

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  13. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 14:15

    The person that sent the one of the the bv selling honey. I deh here deh cry for your battery oo.

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  14. Aunty gwegzzz....26 September 2015 at 14:19

    Kikikikikikikikikikikikiki.... All these laughs cracked me up mehn... See this "igbe akpati" i used when I was in primary one at modebe primary sch in d early 80's. This box gave me a temporal baldness in d middle of my head cos i carry it on my head to and from school. I can't stop laughing.

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    1. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)26 September 2015 at 15:22

      Aunty Gwezzzz..lols.
      I remember that school.
      Next to Sacred Heart ba?
      Mumsie's Sis was a teacher there. You know any Mrs Areh, ( very large) or Mrs Obiozo and Mrs Emerah?
      I recall Aunty Georgina Udedike the Osamara pretty lady ( gap toothed) she used to give us 5 days basic course on etiquettes in the villa every Xmas. 12 to 3 pm. We dodge am taya. Lessons under the Ogbu tree.
      Hahaha.

      Half of those etiquettes I don drop them. Eko Wengele.
      No blinking for Lagos.

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    2. Aunty gwegzzz....26 September 2015 at 15:59

      Hahahhaha...xp,u got it. Very close to sacred hrt Onitsha. Yeah I remember Mrs emerah... Wow!

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    3. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 12:59

      Otu brought up kwenu

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  15. godgives26 September 2015 at 14:23

    Lmaooooo! Find x. Reminds me of my maths days in second sch.
    Mathematics? I no fit shout.

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  16. Unknown26 September 2015 at 14:24

    Not wested atall!! Hohohohihih

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  17. miz sope26 September 2015 at 14:26

    Hahahaha,Lmao

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  18. J.O26 September 2015 at 14:26

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  19. KingRex26 September 2015 at 14:27

    Copied some......thanks.

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  20. Evita O. Enwefah26 September 2015 at 14:28

    Lmao!!! Shakiti baby. Aunty Stella repping Uniben Alumnus! Yes, we're always right *tongue out*

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  21. Roseflower26 September 2015 at 14:30

    Funny laughs thanks Stella.
    Happy weekend folks.

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  22. J.O26 September 2015 at 15:04

    Lmaooo.The sleeping guy who tied a goat to his leg pix reminds me of an incident that played out way back..I once bought a very big goat that costed quite a lot at a border-town close to Benin Republic in Kwara.I wanted to take this live goat to Lagos to use as pepper-soup meat for my family.I kept the goat in one of the secured rooms of the L.G.A ex-councillor BQ.I woke up the next morning to hear the goat was missing...I was annoyed when the ex-councillor said some villager probably used 'jazz' in stealing the goat....they so fetish there though(many stories of their males using 'jazz' to marry or sex the females that never realise till they turn old,etc...story for another day....I pity the females there..they in bondage...woman no dey do shakara there)......Crap Superstitious ideas.....To cut long story short....i had to buy another goat that evening(come see guarding wey I guard the goat)...I no wan hear story as regards that goat landing in my pepper-soup pot in Lagos....

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  23. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)26 September 2015 at 15:11

    Stella take your time oo. Na me you dey take do cartoons abi?
    Yes I pulled out of Medical School into Management Sciences. Now with 2 Degrees and 2 Masters Degrees and running the Ph.d Degree Programme.
    "I cannot come and go and kill myself". Wetin sef. I try na.
    On medical grounds though, i was 17, feather weight and weak minded but Popsie wanted to hang me, I couldn't look him in the eye for months, in fact I virtually ran away from home. Several family meetings till Mumsie stepped in "Don't force her, I choro ka oje graduatee gbaba mmadu ogwu nkita?" Hahaha.
    Ewwww. Nnem onye Oga adili mma.

    That boy on the roof...after the Kiddies saturday programme on TVC this morning by Cowbell Competition, my 2 boys failed to answer some easy Maths for at least Junior Highs, DH has locked their decoder with a password, no entertainment. He's furious with them. And if at 5pm on the Close Up quiz competition they fail to impress him again, no Sunday outing, in fact that Sweet Kiwi they're making noise about, they won't see 3rd Mainland bridge. One of them has set up a tent in the garden and refused brunch already.
    The get along T shirt is for two of them. Ndi OCE( oso chi egbu).
    Wetin be my own. Fa chipua there. I don talk taya.

    Baked potato...that chic is fine oo. Haba mana.
    I can't breathe...chai fat people dey try oo.

    Moi moi in tins...I ate it. Grandma's special..yummy. After Mumsie go give us antibiotics to swallow. And they start to quarrel. Hahaha.

    5th grader spellings?...woman change school for your daughter abeg.

    Lady with sneaker...photoshopped legs into.
    Lady with big ass...way to go on Instagram. Girls be padding their nyash since 1900. God I thank you oo.

    Thanks Stella.
    Been tensed since morning.
    Now I laughed so hard, everyone is happy I did.
    Thank you.

    "Awon bad belle anonymous stay away from my comments, if e easy go to Medical School make we see". Ndi A..


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    1. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 16:02

      Ewo chi m oo, ma gi kwa? I thought you were different, guess I was wrong. I really liked you #sobbing#

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    2. 💋Hey boo26 September 2015 at 19:47

      You are taking over from nwunye General.Onye akuko, ko on.

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  24. Remyne0526 September 2015 at 15:13

    Lol!

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  25. Starry_viv26 September 2015 at 15:19

    Lolz. Lovely

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  26. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)26 September 2015 at 15:34

    Lol

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  27. Stella Maris baby26 September 2015 at 16:43

    Nice.

    Lolzzzzz

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  28. Flamingo26 September 2015 at 17:11

    Lol

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  29. Unknown26 September 2015 at 17:30

    abeg arsenal fans will make very faithful and loyal partners. dey stick with u tru it all. I'm a die hard gunner.

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  30. Flakky Flakky26 September 2015 at 18:16

    Very nice,that guys body that looks like a butt,very funny

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  31. Booboo kitty26 September 2015 at 18:18

    I laughed so hard omigosh. Lmaooo. *everyday breastmilk u no dey cook soup? *after 2yrs of washing plate. everything was epic

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  32. Jasmine26 September 2015 at 18:36

    Hahahahaha, u try

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  33. Anonymous26 September 2015 at 18:37

    Hahaha!! Never a dull moment

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  34. starjoy26 September 2015 at 19:19

    oh my God, @ shakiti baby

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  35. Unknown26 September 2015 at 20:45

    Very interesting

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  36. Tambolo Agbïsï26 September 2015 at 20:50

    Hilarious as usual. Nice collections Stels

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  37. Unknown26 September 2015 at 20:58

    Been waiting for this...lmao

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  38. Unknown26 September 2015 at 21:19

    Ah you didn't north west my time oo,as I was scrolling down I was praying it doesn't finish .thanks Stella touching lives since 0000bc

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  39. Goddesss of Dawn27 September 2015 at 00:10

    Very nice!
    Am still laughing hard!!!

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  40. Sweetdee27 September 2015 at 00:22

    Very nice compilation as usual

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  41. Anonymous27 September 2015 at 02:24

    LMBMB... Laff wan burst my belle ooo, Stella!

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  42. s@min@ir@27 September 2015 at 14:14

    Nice 1 Stella I rep ur blog


    like edita iyak

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