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Saturday, September 05, 2015

Saturday Laughs



Here's hoping you are having a great Saturday









A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class...

TEACHER: ...And therefore, sp*rm cells are made up of glucose.

JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it?

TEACHER: Technically. Yes.

JENNIFER: But it doesn't even taste like that...


TEACHER: what?!




































































































 I do north west time #fact

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75 comments:

  1. Unknown5 September 2015 at 14:13

    Lmaooooo

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    1. tecki5 September 2015 at 16:28

      Kikikikikiki

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    2. GUESSMi5 September 2015 at 18:03

      Gulder ultimate search..laughin out loudooo.

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    3. Anonymous5 September 2015 at 18:05

      Saving drowning fish how adorable and incredibly funny

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    4. epiphany(generationnextcentre@yahoo.com)5 September 2015 at 18:12

      I laff sotey my pikin tink say sumtin dey do me o.see that guy wey do that Chelsea joke,my legal advisers are reading this....wait for it......peace out .luv u lotz Syellz da meltz

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    5. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com5 September 2015 at 18:36

      Hahahahahahaahahha

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    6. mrs mustapha5 September 2015 at 19:30

      Nope you did not. Happy saturday stella D, fellow BVs n who kwanu?

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    7. crystal6 September 2015 at 19:53

      Laugh don gimme headache, and am not done yet

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  2. Alloy Chikezie 5 September 2015 at 14:15

    Hahahahaha thanks for sharing I've been waiting for this.

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  3. Ayoyinka Odeyemi5 September 2015 at 14:25

    LOL @ big breast

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  4. KALLMI_ANGEL5 September 2015 at 14:27

    Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa, make up is causing lots of problems these days. Babes abeg make una take am easy o.

    Good laugh.

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  5. Pipi Lee5 September 2015 at 14:27

    lmao
    "Chelsea 1 2 Cry...omg...lmao
    thanks for the laughs, I had a blast

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  6. Unknown5 September 2015 at 14:30

    Lolz

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    1. young FOREVER6 September 2015 at 08:18

      Ibadan ni mo wa o...ibadan ni mo wa o......'karaoke' pic got me laffing out loud

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  7. Adorable mummy5 September 2015 at 14:32

    Better day

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  8. Unknown5 September 2015 at 14:35

    You didn't west my time
    Barbing cube, lol
    Shoekuemeka, lmao
    Custom boss, hahahahaha
    Today's laff is new & funny

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  9. Unknown5 September 2015 at 14:36

    Hilarious!!!!

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  10. Unknown5 September 2015 at 14:37

    only purple marker made me laugh

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    1. Anonymous5 September 2015 at 18:09

      With your daft brain. Just say you didn't understand most of the jokes.

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    2. Adanne6 September 2015 at 01:30

      Exactly

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  11. willie is working5 September 2015 at 14:44

    No u didn't even though I'm not in the mood to laugh

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  12. Unknown5 September 2015 at 14:52

    Ahhhh I laugh well well, a lot of really good ones here. Well done stella and contributors

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  13. Drealbarbz5 September 2015 at 14:52

    "Wen u attend a wedding cos of food & u see ur friend sharing food" hahahahaha
    Dat was me a few weeks ago, lmao
    Thanks Stells, u rily do north west thyme.

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  14. Unknown5 September 2015 at 14:52

    Saturday !

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  15. Unknown5 September 2015 at 14:55

    So so funny, really really enjoyed myself going through all of them

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  16. Drealbarbz5 September 2015 at 14:56

    Wtf! Yam pepper soup & barbing cube? Hahahahahahahaha, I have died!
    Best saturday laffs ever!

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  17. ****Bbjac****5 September 2015 at 14:58

    Lol

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  18. NARUTO5 September 2015 at 15:05

    Funny

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  19. Andromeda5 September 2015 at 15:06

    Hahahaha!

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  20. Unknown5 September 2015 at 15:08

    Lol @ Your girls face when u introduce her 2 a female friend. I do that a lot oooo

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  21. Unknown5 September 2015 at 15:13

    Hahahahahaha

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  22. Unknown5 September 2015 at 15:20

    I don life tire!!!

    This changed my mood. Thanks Stells!

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  23. nwunyedoc5 September 2015 at 15:22

    Hahahahahahaha... chelsea want to cry hahhahaha

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  24. Sgt.Tackleberry5 September 2015 at 15:25

    Hahahahahahaha@ u r dating 5000 peeps.

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  25. LADYGEE (Crowd1 Biz)5 September 2015 at 15:26

    Very funny. I'm still rolling on the floor.

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    1. LA BUSH5 September 2015 at 19:33

      Nne get up, u hear? It's meant 2 make u laugh not roll on d floor.

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  26. faithful faith5 September 2015 at 15:35

    Oh my! Very funny laughs, thanks Stella

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  27. Unknown5 September 2015 at 15:42

    Kikikikikiki.....u did north west my time

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    1. Unknown5 September 2015 at 18:55

      Stellz,eme via?wic one be north west time again?n jummy u sef make am thyme,na power baby una dey yab so abi?

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  28. Unknown5 September 2015 at 15:46

    'Be specific in your prayers '. Exactly. As some people will be praying to marry conductors without knowing...lol

    The girl that saved a fish from drowning, I thought all fishes knew how to swim, abi na olodo fish?

    Ahhhhh!

    The_delivery_man account.
    The most epic nyash opening account ever.

    It has chased some people into hiding, privatising their accounts or deleting all their pictures on IG.

    And funny enough, most likely the call outs are of Nigerians.


    Naija, I hail o. :D

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Unknown5 September 2015 at 16:40

      Most of *

      Seriously, I have to start proof reading thrice before publishing.


      Ole ihe bu nke a?


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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  29. Thomas Emmanuel5 September 2015 at 15:46

    waste time ke?
    i love dem.
    i get gist, pls wey shld i send it to?

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  30. Skinandall5 September 2015 at 15:55

    No Stella...you did north west my time...very nice

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  31. SWILL MARTIN5 September 2015 at 15:57

    Loooool

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  32. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 5 September 2015 at 16:04

    Hehehehehe funny

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  33. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)5 September 2015 at 16:16

    Nice but short compilation. Thanks Stella anyway. Half bread is......

    #ambitious wife...very mkpacious. Not about big breasts and fine face. Go work it up.

    # missing purple Biro..and No....my first daughter will so write that. Babygirl so bold it drives me crazy. " Mum I took the last wrap of Chocolate from the bridge and No, I am not sharing" Jeez.

    # baby DAT rescued fish. Awww. So lovely. Hold tight your fish baby girl.

    # beauty without brains...allover instagram. Maheeda. April( Joju) and co. Dem boku for Instagram. First grade embarrassment. Tufiakwa.

    Happy weekend y'all.
    Too many films to watch.

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  34. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)5 September 2015 at 16:21

    Lmao

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  35. Anonymous5 September 2015 at 16:22

    LOL... putting salt in d rice or rice in the salt

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  36. Jasmine5 September 2015 at 16:23

    Hahahaha, funny o

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  37. Flakky Flakky5 September 2015 at 16:38

    Kikiiiiiikiii funny

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  38. AppleofGod'seye5 September 2015 at 16:41

    Lol@re u a plier?n ure dating 5000pple.weldone

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  39. Jael 5 September 2015 at 17:07

    Jesus preaching to 5000 ppl without microphone is very thoughtful.

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  40. BrendaM5 September 2015 at 17:07

    Funny indeed

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  41. Unknown5 September 2015 at 17:10

    Thank you ooo..
    Hhahahhahahahahahajaja

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  42. Angela Judy5 September 2015 at 17:18

    Hahahahahahahahaha hilarious

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  43. Uriel (Freshdew)5 September 2015 at 17:36

    No you did North west my time

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  44. Guineacar5 September 2015 at 17:36

    Best laugh ever. I just check that The_delivery_man on IG, nd d page is dope.

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  45. Olaide Davies.5 September 2015 at 17:38

    Lol thank you Stella .

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  46. A GIRL HAS NO NAME5 September 2015 at 17:49

    Lmaooooo..
    Saturday and Sunday laughs..
    Helping lives since time immemorial.

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  47. Stella Maris baby5 September 2015 at 18:01

    Lwkmd

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  48. Unknown5 September 2015 at 18:04

    LMAO !How can a child in the womb of the mother bite u?
    That one no be normal child ooo.na spiritual pikin,infact that wound no go go quick oo.
    Very funny pics.If u like ladies, don't praise ur boyfriends ooo.na OYO,unah dey.Why won't u praise ur guys for his effort and care on u?It doesn't sound well oooo.

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  49. mama tee5 September 2015 at 18:10

    Really funny

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  50. Unknown5 September 2015 at 18:15

    Hahahahahahahahaha @ please if we are dating and I am not aware...

    Please read-
    5 TYPES OF MEN SINGLE LADIES SHOULD AVOID

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  51. Unknown5 September 2015 at 18:20

    Col Hammed Ali u can imagine dt all his life he has never build a house,Pmb see as u don carry poverty come head nigeria custom now am sure he will show people like Adamu with all his juju from Niger republic.PMB u no try at all

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  52. Temi5 September 2015 at 19:04

    ladies and fake smiles tho

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  53. Anonymous5 September 2015 at 19:16

    Scream my name,customer!!!!
    I would tell you to stay in your lane,but you don't have a car! Had a really good laugh. The first time ever. Did north west my time indeed.

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  54. Misturah5 September 2015 at 19:25

    Very funny

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  55. Unknown5 September 2015 at 19:47

    Uzo..are you the one that did that to rapheal?..lwkmd..@ when you see your friend sharing food..

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  56. Uzzyan Nenye5 September 2015 at 23:08

    Shebi Obama say na to approve same-sex marriage naim be victory for America? He should accept this one oh. lol

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  57. Unknown6 September 2015 at 06:03

    You did not waste our time Mrs.Dimo

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  58. Anonymous6 September 2015 at 17:55

    Nwoke gba nkiti ya na nwanyi ebili... very funny

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