Saturday In House Gists.

In House gists will continue until no one sends in again....I have not paid anyone for the last two gists because of self hype in the comment section.There were too many anonymous'.

If you feel you won and you have proof,please contact me.

There were only four gists for today in house gists but the other two if i post it,una go stone me..LMAO!

GIST ONE

ESCORT PALAVER

This gist wey I wan nack una,was narrated by my mum.‎ And it happen many years ago

We used to live in a civilian back then,yoruba go call am" ile elero". And in thecompound lived dis woman(madam T)Madam T na wetin we dey called aunty gwegs.  she con dey friend dis married man, so Tey everybody sabi the two of dem.so she be official side mistress. Mr Man dey go work one morning and he collapsed and die.

 My people make una stay glue the real story wan start. Any body wey live for face me I slap you, go sabi ow housewives there sabi aproko. Na so dem say make them follow madam T go the man house go sympathise with the dead man family. My mama talk say she raise objection,say it's not right make mistress go greet widow for house,is it not enough dat she snatch the man,and to add insult d man die,which woman fit take dat. 

Commitee of compound wives no hear, and make my mama no be bad egg she agree follow dem. But she say na for back she dey. Dem reach the man house greet the family,she signal make dem begin go,dem refuse carry chair sit down join,say it's not gud make dem no stay,my mama say na for door she sit down dey survey everybody. Small time  d widow stand up,use veil cover face, people hold am dey escort am go backyard, na dat time instinct ring,she inched closer to the door,before she go say jack robinsin,the widow attacked the mistress slap am,like 3 times,come faint,as she faint na im the people there descend on her escorts(compound wives)and beat them well well.

shuuu,as my mama kuku dey near door,and say she be correct sharp babe,she no wait oooo to see the end..she said like Usain bolt,fiam,she picked race,run 44ty commot,no luk back,go wait for the rest (compound wives) for bustop. Na for bus stop dem come meet her,with nail marks/blood for necks face and body,come dey ask /beef am,how she take do am,as she no get mark for body.she con remind dem her warnings not to go.na there they all agree say nobody must hear for compound wetin their eye see ooooo. Na here the tori end....

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GIST TWO

HOLIDAY CLASS.

So, Anty Stella, this story happened last month. I'm a corper serving in one of the states. During the holidays, I decided to go look for children I could take on holiday classes. The following convo ensued between I and a parent:
Him: Yes, what can I do for you? 

Me: Good morning Sir, my name is... and I'm a corper. I'm looking for children I can take on holiday classes 

Him: What background are you? 

Me: I'm Arts inclined and I studied Linguistics 

Him : OK, good. But, my children are science inclined

Me: ( thinking, huh?? Which class again??) But, I can put them through in English language 

Him:(smiles) OK, don't be embarrassed, but, can you pronounce some words for me? 

Me: ( smiling as per person that studied phonology) OK... 

Him: Pronounce boy, aeroplane, girl, car etc 

Me:(i did feeling like a pro!) lol

Him: You see, we don't teach them like that. That was how we were taught in school. We don't want to interfere with their learning process in school. I and their mother are learning from them

Me: ( see me and my ancient of days teaching method nau, smiling with all diligence) it's alright sir, I understand totally 

I just carried myself and left the compound. Chai, I decided to open a shop in Ariaria after service. Lol

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