Who will you leave your seat for?
A-the woman with a baby
B-the old woman
C-the one-legged man or
D-the mad man
Also bear in mind what the mad man could do to ya if he ain't the one you are leaving it for hehehehehe..
*I will collect the baby from the woman and help her to ease off the load so that she can stand well,then i go bone ..I aint going nowhere..lol
the old woman biko
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The old Woman
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The old woman or the one-legged man please. Mad man dey enter bus?
DeleteI go stand for all of them!
DeleteBut I nominate the old woman. The others can stand. Let them rest their backs against the wall. Even a one legged man can stand!
Nobody
DeleteOld woman
DeleteTrust me,others will stand up for the woman with a baby too
I will stand up for the one legged man if it's a fresh injury. If not, na d old person. Whatss my biz with the woman and baby. You choose that. Nobody chooses to be old and have waist pain. Nobody chooses to have a broken leg.
DeleteI will stand up for the old woman for two reasons :so that wen I am old,someone will do same for me!it happens always, dese things are seeds.
DeleteTwo,so that she can bless me,words of grace from the mouth of d old whether they are related to u or not are powerful!
And btw d old woman is d weakest of dem all!if she sits,she can help d young woman carry d baby!for the one legged man,hes a man,so should be able to endure.
The madt man?ah!...how e take enter d bus sef?abeg oo!i can't shout.
Dats security risk,d conductor or driver should be arrested.
Even the old woman go vacate the seat for the mad man sharp sharp. So na the mad man go win in the end na
DeleteOld woman abeg
DeleteC.- the one legged man. He will have my seat.
ReplyDeleteWhile I stand, I will ask the lady if I can help her with the baby. (taking turns kinda thing)
That is if she gree o!
Haaaa stella of life.. I will stand up for the woman with the baby to sit nioo.. Stella stella chaiii.. Na u biko!
DeleteHmnn, me am not going anywhere o. I will just give them one sweet jist and make them forget they are standing.
DeleteThat's how my grandmother will be forming old woman until she catches you wearing a low waist (anything) or a crop top. She will land you better slap for back! Find her looking for something in the fridge and offer to help her "mama, what do you want? And she replies "ichiiii( your head).
I have changed d way I look at old people.
Stella oooo lmao, I'll stand up for d elderly woman.
ReplyDeleteThis question is assuming I'm not insanely exhausted,sick,hungry,frustrated,angry or not in the mood to give a rat's ass about someone else abi???????
DeleteBwahahahahahha.Dis anon u are crazy meehn.
DeleteB - the Old woman. The lady with the baby should have opened her legs for a dude with a car. Mad man no fit work abi? Him mates dey trek.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
DeleteDid you really write that??
I support davido. You chose to be a mom. Deal with it.
DeleteLol @ him mates dey trek
DeleteChai na d mad man ooooo especially if he's violent. I dread mad ppl d way I dread snakes n cockroaches.
ReplyDeleteAh mad man ke?u might just be wasting ur precious seat sef cos what makes u think even u give am seat,he go gree sit down one place?leave man pple as u see them oo...hehe
DeleteI will gladly leave for the one legged man. The pain is something else. My brother died as a result of leg pain so i know what it feels like.
ReplyDeleteAwww sorry about that.
Deleteall of them are worth leaving giving my seat to but id rather give the old woman.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that's a mad man. It's a sick guy or probably a very exhausted guy. I wd stand up 4 d sick guy. No, d guy on one leg. I no knw Stella ooo
ReplyDeleteLol confusion
DeleteC- The one legged man.
ReplyDeleteI'll stand up for the old woman. I usually do it inside BRT buses
ReplyDeleteC.- the one legged man. He will have my seat.
ReplyDeleteWhile I stand, I will ask the lady if I can help her with the baby. (taking turns kinda thing)
That is if she gree o!
And then my eyes? On code, I go de observe the mad man. Incase of incasity
Ehn ehn, did anyone see the video of the Nigerian woman that was brutalized by a Jamaican on a London bus recently? I watched that video and it was kinda funny... the woman cuss the boy sotey he vex punch her for mouth and blood begin gosh out. Not funny though, I hope she gets justice. All becos the boy refuse comot him leg for road make she pass o. Hian
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ReplyDeleteThe old woman
ReplyDeleteFormer me won't leave the seat for nobody but of course I'm a changed man. I'll let the woman with baby ve de seat, she is first in line....
ReplyDeletethe old woman
ReplyDeleteStella I will stand up for the old woman with the agreement that she will help the nursing mother carry her baby then we go set ourselves well in case the crazy man wan do show untop our head then we know say the rest of us De well able to protect ourselves, the baby and the old woman.
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I'll go with yours.
DeleteNice one.
Stella I will stand up for the old woman with the agreement that she will help the nursing mother carry her baby then we go set ourselves well in case the crazy man wan do show untop our head then we know say the rest of us De well able to protect ourselves, the baby and the old woman.
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No Be everybody dey gree make dem help dem carry their pikin
DeleteI tell u...
DeleteHhahhaa stella u too funny... Y not let d woman sit instead of holding d baby for her.... For me i will let d woman with d baby sit.
ReplyDeleteThe old woman any day anytime
ReplyDeleteI will leave for the old man i think he deserve it more.
ReplyDeleteDo tumbo tumbo kaskelebe.
ReplyDeleteThe winner takes the seat
Nobody. I no send them make dem enter late. I go sit down gallantly
ReplyDeleteI think I will stand up for the old woman, can also assist the nursing mother in carrying the baby.
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Lolz...na the mad man spoil the equation.I go kuku allow am sidon make the rest of us dey look ourselves in peace
ReplyDeleteNobody.
ReplyDeleteStory forget the mad man, would stand for the old man
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm i have dis tin for old people and pregnant or nursing mums...I will gladly giv it up for one of dem.d old mum especially...d injured guy wen standing I can ask him to lean on me for more comfort n support. old mama no use crutches but her waist and bones are weak
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ReplyDeleteThis one hard o.
ReplyDeleteI chose B cos I am a Nigerian and yoruba.
ReplyDeleteI will stand up for the old woman to sit.
ReplyDeleteThis one hard ooo..
ReplyDeleteFor me,
1)the mentally challenged man doesnt need A seat for anything..they even prefer walking about/standing and soliloquizing..so i doubt he would be comfortable seating..
2)the one-legged man can use his clutch as balance while he holds on to something on the car as the car is moving...
3)the old woman once nursed A child and understands the pains A New mother feels after childbirth;so she will understand that their is A Nursing mother with A child around and that she basically needs to seat down so as for her to balance and attend to her baby in other to avoid the baby crying while the bus moves..so even if i tell the old woman to seat down;she in turn will tell the Nursing mother to use the seat...
So finally;i will give the seat to the Nursing mother and my reason is because that little baby has soo much life ahead(by God's grace) than any other person in that car...
#myOpinionTho..
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DeleteHow Far ma guy? Well said
DeleteD old lady.
ReplyDeleteSure the old lady, if the mad man misbehaves we beat the madness out of him
DeleteChikito...
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DeleteD one-legged man go, others to gerraway, let d mad man come na, beating of his life awaits him
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Stella na baddo.....hhhhhaaahhhhhaaaa
ReplyDeleteThere's is a seat for disabled peeps.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, what's a mad man doing in the bus or train. He should be thrown out. That could be my mother so I will give it up for the old lady. Woman with baby we can take turns carrying the baby or still grand ma can help us carry
ReplyDeleteHehe,mad man ooo...I will alight jejely.
ReplyDeleteGbam! I will just collect the baby from the woman and bone. Lol.
ReplyDeleteI'd just stand up jejely. May the fastest person win. E no consain me again, lol.
ReplyDeleteThe old woman
ReplyDeleteD mad man
ReplyDeleteAll of them.
ReplyDeleteDem go lap each other abi? Lol
DeleteThe old woman. I will help the woman with the baby so she can rest besides babies don't like their mom sitting always. But the old woman's bones are weak already. The Bible says that we should respect our parents so that our days will be long on earth. It could be my mom u know!.
ReplyDeleteThe old woman. I will help the woman with the baby so she can rest besides babies don't like their mom sitting always. But the old woman's bones are weak already. The Bible says that we should respect our parents so that our days will be long on earth. It could be my mom u know!.
ReplyDeleteI will give my seat to the old woman,help the other lady to carry her baby while giving the one legged guy my shoulder to rest his hands on......as for dat mad ma na OYO
ReplyDeleteStella what if the baby starts crying while you are carrying him? As for me I will leave the seat for the woman with a baby.
ReplyDeleteThe old woman
ReplyDeleteLolz.
ReplyDeleteThe money man no dey enter public transport
I will stand up for the old woman coz I gat respect for the aged.
ReplyDeleteAs for the lady with a baby, she has to carry her cross coz I didn't get an invite when she was gbenshing so how should it concern me.
The rest doesn't matter.
The old lady needs the sit most.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm this is serious, I will stand up for that old woman cause she looks like what will fall and die soon then I will help the woman carry her baby. Shikena
ReplyDeleteMe too Stella. They all will have to keep standing.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha Stellz u get mind ooo.....I go just bone like I no see them....inukwam
ReplyDeleteNobody at all
ReplyDeleteAs the spirit leads me between the old woman and the woman with a baby. Very tough decision.
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The old woman
ReplyDeleteI go just bring out my phone, and pretend to be so engrossed in its contents.
ReplyDeleteIf it's not a long journey, i'll stand up for whosoever is fast enough to sit.
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I will not leave my seat for anyone. Pretend like I didn't see them biko.if it is work that am going I don't want to sweat,if am coming back frm work,I will sit cause am tired
ReplyDeleteD old woman & crippled shud share d sit jare.D one carrying baby shud back d baby.D mad man shud be chained to door handle then I will take d drivers position .Driver shud get down cus he has reached his bus stop.
ReplyDeleteNobody go teach me self#na like reflex#na madman o!
ReplyDeleteThe old woman
ReplyDeleteS to the K you funny die. I will let the old lady have my sit.
ReplyDeleteThe old woman first the man with a bad leg and then the woman with a baby .
ReplyDeleteMe too- the one legged guy. Having broken a leg before, I know how painful it is
ReplyDeleteThe old woman mbok...
ReplyDeleteI will leave my seat for the one legged man then help d lady with baby to carry her baby to ease load.
ReplyDeleteTo the man with a bad leg.... hohohohoho
ReplyDeleteThe old woman n one legged man
ReplyDeleteI will leave my seat for the Old woman
ReplyDeleteI'll leave the seat and let whoever gets it to get it. Tough decision
ReplyDeleteNa only me dey d bus?
ReplyDeleteNobody o! maybe i'll help the woman carry her baby, but am not promising that sha
ReplyDeleteThe old woman...then,i would firmly place the baby on her laps...she don turn by force granny be that.
ReplyDeleteThe one legged man, confirmed
ReplyDeleteMad man go let una sitdown 4 d bus b4?unless no b beta craze
ReplyDeleteNa to bone. Na only me dey bus?
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