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Saturday, September 19, 2015

Pick Up Lines Ever Told You...


You look very ''Similiar'...LMAO


 Some men can hatch an egg with the way they 'rap' women up.Does anyone have words any guy ever said to them that can crack us up?



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139 comments:

  1. Shyla19 September 2015 at 14:33

    Whats your name again?

    *Like i ever told you before.

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    1. Candy19 September 2015 at 16:47

      When they say that i'm like "I never told u my name in the first place"

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    2. my opinion19 September 2015 at 22:02

      Funny post

      A guy came to my table at a restaurant and knelt down. I was so worried thinking he's sick and needed an emergency, only for him to bring up his head and smiled

      Surprised me, *are u alright*?

      He said God told him am his wife, he had to kneel immediately and ask so I would understand how serious it was n won't go missing my husband

      I was shocked, shy, ashamed, pissed etc (everything mixed together)

      Just stood up n left with everybody staring

      Didn't look back till I reached home b4 it became funny

      Some men re rly cray*

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    3. Anonymous20 September 2015 at 00:26

      This dude came up to me and said; hello girl I love u n I wnt lie to u, .I want to fuck you, I was like Waat? N he was so serious while talking, another tld me that he loves my skin, another guy too also told me he loves my teeth and the color of my skull, cos am chocolate in complexion buh
      My skull is a little bit lighter, another also told me he wants to collect my number so he can keep me posted when it comes to church services, another also met me at the bustop n tld me he wants to marry me that I Shld give him my parents number. Buh my bae didn't give me those punch lines, he only walked up to me and told me he loves me m would like us to chat someother time, so I gave him my card, he waited for me to finish my masters degree, now we are getting married by November.tho after our first meeting it took me two years before I agreed to date him, before then we became friends

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    4. Vickie berries20 September 2015 at 08:26

      He guy asked for the time, told him he was wearing a wristwatch..

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  2. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 14:33

    Teju Babyface approached me about 14 years ago at my older sister graduation and said 'look at the sun', I did, and then he said 'that's how blinded I am by your beauty'. Hahahaha!! I can never forget that line! Unfortunately, he was too short for me.. Needless to say I still ended up marrying a short one!

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  3. Unknown19 September 2015 at 14:34

    I want u to my missing rip
    Inukwa.

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    1. Frying-Pan19 September 2015 at 16:56

      Emm...are you a compass. I seem to be going in your direction... wah da fuq?

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  4. Unknown19 September 2015 at 14:36

    I hv met u somewhere, 'remind me of your name again'....

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  5. Ayosblog.com chairlady19 September 2015 at 14:37

    i love you pass my mama and papa

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  6. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 14:39

    I once told a chick.... Hello Lady, pls give me a minute of yr time, she stops and listens... Then I said, pls I need directions, she asked " directions to where?" I replied.... Directions to the spot u fell from heaven without a scratch on you... She just smile.... Na just bcus of the car she even smile oh, I know... She gv me number at the end of the day sha

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    1. Fierce of SDK blog 19 September 2015 at 16:37

      Hehehe. Nice one.

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    2. Anonymous20 September 2015 at 00:02

      Huhhhh???
      Lame. Mtschhheeww
      Wld ve jst hissed nd walked Away.

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  7. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady19 September 2015 at 14:40

    Do u stay around?

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    1. cinderellla19 September 2015 at 16:24

      You look familiar. Are you ifeoma's sister? I don't even have any sister called ifeoma.

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    2. Unknown19 September 2015 at 16:53

      Lol

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  8. Jessie19 September 2015 at 14:41

    Going back home from my evening reading class,tired n hungry. Ds guy stops me like he's lost n seeking for direction and he's like baby wait I need ur help pls.D next thing ds dude says is,
    "I hope u r listening cos I am about to toast u right now.Foine girl I am toasting u.say yes already"
    I just waka leave am

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    1. Unknown19 September 2015 at 16:52

      Hahahaha

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    2. Mystique19 September 2015 at 17:04

      Lol! @Jesie

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    3. Pink shell19 September 2015 at 17:22

      Is usually a total turn off for me when a stranger calls me baby. I hate it ehn.
      Nigerian man calling u baby in a very unromantic manner, with diff intonations o.

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    4. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)19 September 2015 at 18:33

      Lool at intonation...
      Those guys at Onitsha main market...chai...
      Memories...

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    5. Jessie20 September 2015 at 02:44

      Lol
      And they dnt even say baby,its bae-bim
      Hmmmm

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    6. Unknown22 September 2015 at 00:16

      Aswear @ pinkshell, so razz

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  9. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady19 September 2015 at 14:42

    Nice hair, so what's d name?

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    1. Funkiedipsy 19 September 2015 at 17:34

      So many pick up lines Buh d only one I rem goes like dis; I was @a weddin and I was on d bridal train, so diss guy walks up to me nd asks me if I will be free in 3months tym, I asked Uhh y? Nd he's like so I cud be on d train @his wedding, but as his bride. I jes smiled nd gave him my fone num for tryin. Lol

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  10. Chidinma Grace19 September 2015 at 14:43

    You are my bone! Looooool!

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  11. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady19 September 2015 at 14:44

    Do u mind if I sit with u?

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    1. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)19 September 2015 at 17:00

      Do you mind if we stick around each other for a month?
      That 30 days turned into......Neva mind.

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  12. BLOGLORD (MVBM)19 September 2015 at 14:45

    I've met you before. Are you simi's sister?


    #Simi kor, alaba ni.

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    1. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)19 September 2015 at 16:37

      Lol @bloggie,or they would say "i think we ve met before;seems like you live around the neighbourhood"....or perhaps the "i cant just remember where" line at the back...

      Umu nwoke di egwu!!

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    2. ChyAdaJesus19 September 2015 at 16:45

      Bwhahahhahahahahahaha

      My belle o.

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  13. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 14:46

    I cnt 4gt one idiot walkn behind me callin my attention... Wen he finally caught up with my pace, he said... You're my wife!!! With so mch courage & serious looks, he just starred and repeated it again..... Evn me sef, shock, cus Iv never imagined such, and he ws sayn it wit all sincerity. He wsnt even well dressed oh, it ws on a saturday though... I eagerly waited for his second line and he just took my number, I cnt evn xplain wat made me gv him oh, I swear, it ws like a film..... 3yr later being 2day, my kids are callin him daddy, he's an awesome father n husband but he's just too social and free with ppl, ladies, too mch shakara isn't good oh, knw whr to draw the line.

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  14. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 14:49

    Hello, you look like stella dimoko korkus are you her sister.

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  15. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 14:51

    You look like my mum.

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  16. Unknown19 September 2015 at 14:52

    Might not crack you up but a guy once came up to me in shoprite Enugu when i was with my friends and said " when u smile u look exactly like my aunty abroad, she also has gap tooth but yours is up and down" (while he was smiling sheepishly). In my mind i was like= Onye nke a osi n'ogini? biko shiri gi nshi nshi si here puo.

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  17. Unknown19 September 2015 at 14:55

    As my name na Precious... Precious, how Precious is the Precious day of today? I am sitting here writing this Precious letter to you to say I love you Precious... The 'love' letter was more like a humour letter to me.

    MY PEPPERED SNAILS RECIPE

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  18. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)19 September 2015 at 14:56

    Do u know why some ppl say women have fish brain?...dats cos we say some very dumb things n dey still buy it n still drop panties..atimes,u laff @ urself for sayin somtin silly n @ her for falling for it

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  19. The General's Wife19 September 2015 at 14:58

    I want to marry u straight away!

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    1. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)19 September 2015 at 16:58

      Hmmmmmm.
      Rolls eyes left , right.
      That was from the General himself.
      Hahaha.
      Yes. I know so.

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    2. Irene Bernards19 September 2015 at 19:06

      Straight to d point. My best pal said a guy walked up 2her n said,I want to marry you. I am 32 n I know l what I want n all I want is you. She was 23 then. Twelve years after,they are still waxing stlong

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    3. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 22:24

      My husband told me I was his wife d first day he saw me. My shakara was plenty oh, but in d end he was right.

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    4. Unknown20 September 2015 at 09:57

      I can totally relate with DAT......

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    5. Unknown22 September 2015 at 01:04

      I can relate with that too

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  20. Unknown19 September 2015 at 15:00

    Lolz

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  21. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 15:00

    "Can I meet you pls" makes me cringe everything I hear that.

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    1. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 23:32

      Or 'can I know you'. Lol

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    2. Anonymous20 September 2015 at 00:09

      Me too.
      I no go even answer you sef

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  22. Irene Bernards19 September 2015 at 15:03

    Can you help me pick a nice perfume for my mum?.(this happens a lot in supermarkets)

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  23. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 15:04

    He said, " When I saw you, my heart stopped." I was looking at him in surprise because he ain't dead.

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  24. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 15:04

    He said, " When I saw you, my heart stopped." I was looking at him in surprise because he ain't dead.

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  25. Unknown19 September 2015 at 15:06

    Too many .can't even remember

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  26. Roseflower19 September 2015 at 15:06

    A guy meets you for the first time and goes " What's that your name again"?
    Like he knows you from way back. Mtcheeeww.

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  27. Cassy19 September 2015 at 15:07

    He said, " When I saw you, my heart stopped." I looked at him really surprised he ain't dead.

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  28. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 15:16

    One guy once told me" I TOASTED you before" and my reply was " no, it was your twin brother that toasted me". And I'm not bread o.

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  29. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 15:26

    "Babeeee! Do u know you are my seize" in igbo

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  30. Unknown19 September 2015 at 15:32

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Waiting for comment...... #NowPlaying give it to you: cartiar....
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    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  31. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady19 September 2015 at 15:37

    Nwunye Korkus post comments nah... U r dulling my weekend. Hian!

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  35. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 15:48

    Hehehehehehe gist one got me rolling on the floor I can so relate with this gist

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  36. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 15:48

    Hehehehehehe gist one got me rolling on the floor I can so relate with that gist

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  37. Etsako Pearl19 September 2015 at 15:49

    Are You Religious? Because You Are The Ansa To All My Prayerz

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  38. Etsako Pearl19 September 2015 at 15:50

    You are d only Egg in my Roll witout U i'm just a Bunz!

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  39. Etsako Pearl19 September 2015 at 15:53

    Can i follow u home,cuz my parents told me to alwayz follow my dreamz

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  40. Fierce of SDK blog 19 September 2015 at 15:53

    "You look familiar,what's your name?"

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  41. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 15:53

    Lol P1 I can relate with ur gist

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  42. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)19 September 2015 at 16:07

    Your face looks so family...

    Can i be just your "man-friend" even if you have someone else..

    Soo many sha;cant remember all..make i call my sisi make she gist me small...Ana m Abia!!

    @MARTINS ABOY

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  43. Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB19 September 2015 at 16:10

    My fav line Is: sorry I just lost my number, can I have yours? If she smiles, ama set that P

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)19 September 2015 at 17:27

      Wasere jare...what dis ladies don't understand is dat it's not easy to strike up a convo wit a stranger especially wen u r not sure of her mood...u have to say sometin to break d ice(silly or not)..dats to make her smile or chuckle,den u take it up from dia. Wat I do is talk to her for a while n never ask her name(wen am sure i'm goin to see her again)..she'l be d one to ask n if she doesn't,na until next time.by then,it'l be easier to talk to her cos u r no longer strangers to eachoda

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    2. IslandeR19 September 2015 at 19:27

      ...and I cannot agree any with you any better @bentouttashape. #spoton!

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  44. Unknown19 September 2015 at 16:17

    excuse me dance baby.........lol. i laff die

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    1. cinderellla19 September 2015 at 16:30

      Shugar girl, fear God ooo

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    2. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)19 September 2015 at 17:31

      Na so dem dey talk am before na...na una millenium ladies no know about 'excuse me dance'

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    3. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 18:50

      Yes o, those days it was excuse me dance. And it was very correct. Children of today no know that one.

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  45. SILIFA19 September 2015 at 16:32

    baby are you coming from the moon? cos u look out of this world. kai!

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)19 September 2015 at 17:40

      Bamijo silifa bamijo/bamijo silifa bamijo/silifaaa,silifaa silifa bamijo silifa...*in dizzy k falola's voice*

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  46. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady19 September 2015 at 16:39


    I love ur eyes

    Dey r doing things to me

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  47. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 16:53

    Why were you not in church today? (biko I went to church ooo), I see you every Sunday and I love the way you dance.Lmao

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  48. Unknown19 September 2015 at 16:54

    Kwakwakwakwa

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  49. Miss Ess19 September 2015 at 17:03

    Too much I can start saying. One said my heart beats anytime I wanna call you. I be witch?

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  50. Moncoeur's behbeh19 September 2015 at 17:46

    Please which river do you come from? You look like a mermaid and see your shape, is your father the owner of shep motel (Uyo things)

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    1. Unknown19 September 2015 at 19:00

      I met this guy, he said wow! Is this your hair, I said yes 'cos the hair is long, silky and very dark and full. He said I have dreamt of marrying a lady with long hair and this face I have seen it too. I was like oh yeah biggest lie, he said one step at a time let me introduce myself first and we take it from there.... 11 yrs down I believe we're still taking it a step at a time.
      Advice to ladies, be calm, it's difficult for guys that truly loves you to walk up to you for fear of rejection. Play hard to get but be wise and know when to back down.

      Looking forward for another awesome 11 years.

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    2. Anonymous20 September 2015 at 00:17

      Love this!

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    3. Unknown22 September 2015 at 01:07

      Nice one ma'am @ ideal cakes

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  51. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 17:53

    " Is your father a terrorist ? Cos baby u r the bomb !
    Hahaha

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  52. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 17:54

    Let me go Anon on this one make my wife no kill me.

    Was chatting with friends when a car drove by, one fine girl na im come out. I told my friends I'll go talk to her and they dared me that I no get the liver, one of them even set up 3k as a bet. Na so I waka go there o, waited for her. As she was about to enter the car, I greeted her say "Please aunty I need your help, I just got into a bet with my friends that I'll come up here and have a chat with you and they said I don't have the courage, so please just help me win this 3k abeg." she just stood there and was laughing, then she said "ok why not buy me a drink so we can have a good chat then?" Omo see happiness!



    Just so you know, she's my wife today.

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)19 September 2015 at 23:36

      I'l definitely try dis....it takes a lady to have a good sense of humour to understand some tins. All dis tins ladies call lame pick up lines take a lotta courage n creativity atimes...dats why I tell a lady i'm making moves on beforehand dat I dont know how to toast cos na 90s style dem train me n e no dey work again but I let em know where i'm driving @ ...as loing as u r intelligent,crazy n have a good sense of humour,we'll click

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    2. Kaycee20 September 2015 at 09:33

      Wow so sweet. She's really a nice lady, enjoy ur marriage

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  53. Unknown19 September 2015 at 18:12

    Ur beauty strikes me I fit mad!! Lol

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  54. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 19:55

    Mummy call your people I am bringing my people to them for introduction...the look I gave him ehn. But today the dude is my best friend

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  55. Scarlett J. 19 September 2015 at 21:06

    Baby can I follow you home? My mother told me to follow my dreams

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  56. Scarlett J. 19 September 2015 at 21:07

    Baby can I follow you home? My mother told me to follow my dreams

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  57. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 21:55

    They'll comment with their id and still go anon to hype themselves!!! Jobless lots.

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  58. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 22:05

    I love ur teeth wen u smile, makes u look like bugs bunny.

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  59. Anonymous19 September 2015 at 22:40

    Babe this your attack and defence na die. Let me play you well.

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  60. Ayisire Juliet19 September 2015 at 23:43

    Baby when u came down 4rm bike the way u romance my ears and how u attract my memory Lol Gosh only stella understands

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  61. Unknown19 September 2015 at 23:55

    With u under my bedspread who cares about NEPA. Can u imagine dat? i was speechless.

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  62. Anonymous20 September 2015 at 00:43

    Hello baby, can I take you home to mama?

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  63. Anonymous20 September 2015 at 00:44

    Hello baby, can I take you home to mama?

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  64. Unknown20 September 2015 at 06:59

    Wish i could have the time to make use of those lines listed cos dem girls be thinking that they re a saint and can't be spoken to

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  65. Anonymous21 September 2015 at 18:38

    some guy said to me while walking through an area and passed by him: ehhh you dropped some cash.. I looked at him and said its not mine cuz i gat no cash in my bag..then he said let me be the one to fill that bag for you....lmao

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  66. Unknown25 September 2015 at 12:58

    I met my girlfriend at a Friend's birthday and I was like..."Sorry Ma'am can I fake a conversation with you for a while, that guy in the gay tight is staring at me and totally giving me the creeps". We ended up talking throughout the birthday and I'm thankful for d creepy guy's scare that led me to her



    ...Phoenix broadcasting far from Uranus

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