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Monday, September 28, 2015

Monday LMAO!





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89 comments:

  1. Kayanmata (NATURAL APHRODISIAC) D623C11B... 08120062969...Order now! 28 September 2015 at 16:31

    Lol 😁.... Hunhun

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    1. Unknown28 September 2015 at 17:16

      lmao thank god na en fellow guy answer am

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    2. Uthman Saheed28 September 2015 at 18:12

      That one back Yoruba attitude of showing respect to inlaw...but I think not in this generation again.

      Now na to hug her and tell her mum you look sweet.

      How to be successful in a difficult situation

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    3. Unknown28 September 2015 at 18:16

      crazy fella
      I guess his not ready for a relationship or marriage

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    4. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 18:31

      pls that girl that used moringa to push out her period shd come and explain ohhh biko...i had 3days after my period...making exactly a week i saw my period and now im feeling funny in there...this week will make it 2weeks.biko i know my body well maybe i was not safe as my period was irregular this month...please explain how u used moringa...i dont even want to wait till its time for my period to come ...please help ohh...my baby is just 2years and oga never wan hear story as he just pay school fee finish

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    5. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 18:31

      pls that girl that used moringa to push out her period shd come and explain ohhh biko...i had 3days after my period...making exactly a week i saw my period and now im feeling funny in there...this week will make it 2weeks.biko i know my body well maybe i was not safe as my period was irregular this month...please explain how u used moringa...i dont even want to wait till its time for my period to come ...please help ohh...my baby is just 2years and oga never wan hear story as he just pay school fee finish

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    6. Super Lady28 September 2015 at 18:36

      Epic response .... Lmao

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    7. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 18:51

      Looooools, I don't blame some men. It depends on the kind of girlfriend you are talking of.
      You and ya mama go even turn into mop bucket, detergent, and water if you met my type!

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    8. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com28 September 2015 at 22:28

      Hahahahahahaahahha ewooo ogini be ive nke a?

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    9. Anonymous29 September 2015 at 00:28

      Anon 18:31 use vitamin C ascorbic acid that doesn't contain rosehips. 500mg hourly don't exceed 6000mg in a day. And you can't take it for more than 5days, but it likely you will see your period within 3days.

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  2. Mummy sinach28 September 2015 at 16:33

    Lol men ask for too much abeg!

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    1. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 17:10

      Women that doesn't ask for too much... we sight you ooo!

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  3. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)28 September 2015 at 16:34

    Na good thing oooo

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  4. miss Aboki the great28 September 2015 at 16:36

    Dnt worry,
    An Edo girl will even be suspended in d air wen greeting her
    Why not try them?

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  5. lami28 September 2015 at 16:39

    Make me ma follow talk am " why don't you marry a mopping stick" mtcheeeeeeeeeeew.

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  6. Cynthia Iyede28 September 2015 at 16:40

    Lol. Abi nau or date a mat instead.

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  7. mamalette28 September 2015 at 16:40

    Crazy mehn!

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  8. ****Bbjac****28 September 2015 at 16:40

    Good reply,get a mop stick or broom sef,mtcheeeew

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  9. Unknown28 September 2015 at 16:41

    Lol stupid guy

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  10. Unknown28 September 2015 at 16:42

    Lie down, roll on the floor to greet her?Very funny.

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  11. Ice Queen28 September 2015 at 16:42

    Hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahah idiot is really better a mop stick

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  12. Obidiyakool28 September 2015 at 16:44

    Lol meaning ur not ready for d relationship.

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  13. SWAG LAFRESH 28 September 2015 at 16:45

    Abi o? Lmao

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  14. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 16:46

    Dats IBOs for u! Silly tribe

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    1. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 16:58

      Anon 16:46, you are a waste of sperm! A ram is better than you. Idiaaaaat

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    2. Unknown28 September 2015 at 17:15

      Either you're stupid you you're not from this planet. Which one?

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    3. Unknown28 September 2015 at 17:17

      Igbos will give u heart attack

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    4. Unknown28 September 2015 at 17:18

      Fool!!!!!!!!!

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    5. tres belle!28 September 2015 at 17:33

      Do you really have to say that? Tribalistic Idiot

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    6. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 17:56

      Your type is the reason why I milk most yoruba guys that I meet.tribalistic bingo

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    7. cutemum3128 September 2015 at 18:15

      Ode ibo's are not like that,they don't even care if you stand or sit.i can even sit and greet MIL and she would ans well.get yours facts right

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    8. Unknown28 September 2015 at 18:32

      U be monkey oooooo so na ibos dey sleep for ground greet abi u need serious manual reset oooooo

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    9. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 18:36

      retard! assumption the bane of sdkers! your hate has so clouded your vision to see that ugo is only replying the initial tweet!

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    10. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 18:41

      Your papa blokos as in Amu nna gi.

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    11. crystal28 September 2015 at 20:03

      You are in denial, smh.

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    12. Anonymous29 September 2015 at 10:21

      U have a low self esteem!u want to enslave ur wife-to-be to feel good abt ur miserable self.and that poster who talk abt igbos being that way hmmm...are u sure?i don't date them sha,the last one I tried I dumped bcos of greed.jist me abeg.cussers right back at your mama!

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  15. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 16:46

    This is the mindset of Nigerian men who wants their wives to worship their mothers but will not reciprocate same gesture to her parents! Go and marry your mother then, hediot! Is your mother a god or she has two heads or she is the first to bear a son? Nonsense and rubbish! Desperate girls will do it to marry you, then show you and your mother pepper!

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  16. Miss Ess28 September 2015 at 16:50

    Story hahahaha

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  17. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 16:51

    Because your mother did same for your paternal grand mother Ugo? You are suffering from juvenile delinquency! Only if you are loaded below and in pocket before a lady will kiss the ground your mother walks on, if you are a broke ass nigga, mehn, you are high on dope bro!

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    1. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 17:27

      Some people will just sit down and be typing gibberish. Maybe by force to type grammar? Juvenile delinquency my black ass.

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    2. Unknown28 September 2015 at 17:50

      He is high in grassss

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    3. Unknown28 September 2015 at 18:52

      Bet na joke na, whyl so serious? Lol

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    4. Nmasinachi29 September 2015 at 05:14

      On grass....is he laying inside the grass?

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  18. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 28 September 2015 at 16:51

    Lols dats so true. Stupid boy #mummysboy

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  19. Officer!28 September 2015 at 16:58

    🍴

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  20. The General's Wife28 September 2015 at 17:19

    Not funny.Joke gone wrong!

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    1. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 19:27

      TGW...You finally met ur hubby's mistress on SDK blog....kikikikikii....SDK....uniting wives and mistresses since 19kporodim.

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    2. Anonymous29 September 2015 at 00:19

      Buhahahahahaha anonymous got no chill

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  21. KING Nwa AMAKA28 September 2015 at 17:22

    This is not funny. Why do guys expect us to always please their parents and expect ours to just welcome them with open arms. Are your parents gods?
    Ladies av mad marriage such an issue that if u laugh with a guy too much he will start thinking ur into him. Even those broke and skinny like bonga fish trying so hard to pay rent and have a single decent meal a day even thinks that ladies are into them. SMH for desperate ladies. Carry urself with pride. Be an achiever. Let ur in law to be know that ur a jewel not jewelry that is waiting to be sold. Am proud to be a woman.....

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  22. Unknown28 September 2015 at 17:25

    Mschewwwwww simple!!!

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  23. Evita O. Enwefah28 September 2015 at 17:28

    Lmao!!! Sweet reply. Na mop stick get you.

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  24. tres belle!28 September 2015 at 17:34

    Ode ni bobo yi sha

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  25. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog 28 September 2015 at 17:41

    Rubbish

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  26. tres belle!28 September 2015 at 17:45

    Ode ni bobo yi sha

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  27. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 17:49

    Relationships sucks. Especially when you dating someone uncaring who doesn't even know how to lift your bad moods. #thinkingoutloud

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  28. kemikane28 September 2015 at 17:59

    Funny @ mat

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  29. Unknown28 September 2015 at 18:04

    Apt response.

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  30. Nora Nelson28 September 2015 at 18:20

    Because na so you roll on the floor for her own mother..goat

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  31. Nora Nelson28 September 2015 at 18:22

    Because na so you roll on the floor for her mother..Goat

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  32. Nora Nelson28 September 2015 at 18:22

    Goat

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  33. Nora Nelson28 September 2015 at 18:22

    Monkey

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  34. Nora Nelson28 September 2015 at 18:23

    LMAO

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  35. Unknown28 September 2015 at 18:25

    Nonsense and ingredients.

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  36. Adaoluchi28 September 2015 at 18:31

    Anonymous 16:46 Na craz dey worry u.

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  37. Unknown28 September 2015 at 18:31

    Well said.

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  38. Unknown28 September 2015 at 18:43

    Anon 16:46,
    At least, igbo dey marry b4 they start to dey born children. Unlike ur people wey dey born 90% of their children outside marriage.
    No be the other day,Father and son dey disgrace themselves bcos of wayo DNA test.
    No wonder most of una children dey end up as social miscreants .

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    1. Unknown28 September 2015 at 19:21

      You are bleeding through your mouth.... sorry ehhhh

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    2. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 20:15

      Hmmmmm...money make A.K.A Pussy licker, are u Onye Igbo? Wonders shall neva end.

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    3. treasures ( new dawn����)28 September 2015 at 21:00

      Useless boy,is flavor yoruba,tu face,timaya,omo oba.onye ara

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    4. treasures ( new dawn����)28 September 2015 at 21:01

      Useless boy,is flavor yoruba,tu face,timaya,omo oba.onye ara

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    5. Mo Says28 September 2015 at 21:06

      How do u know the persons tribe?
      Nigns r comdeians...

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    6. Anonymous29 September 2015 at 06:42

      Oladele nice one. Dis one is a fool n shud be ignored. Failed attention seeker. Author of gbagaun English on sdk

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  39. Unknown28 September 2015 at 18:49

    This is not even funny. Stupid men everywhere.

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  40. @sugarcassie28 September 2015 at 19:29

    #epic reply

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  41. Jasmine28 September 2015 at 20:35

    Hahahaha, perfect reply

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  42. Anonymous28 September 2015 at 20:56

    All of u castigatin dt dude shud shut up!!!.....as if most of u single ladies will nt do wht e ask just to marry him.......Ewu nnama

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  43. café au lait28 September 2015 at 21:10

    SMH @ this mentality joke or not

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  44. Unknown29 September 2015 at 01:06

    Roll on d floor?!!!!

    E go better make ur mama marry you!

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