Armed robbers came into a couples house. After robbing them, they handed over a pistol to the husband to shoot and kill his wife or they will shoot him dead.
The husband started pleading for mercy, that he could not shoot his wife because he loved her so much. The robbers gave him a hot slap, took the gun from him and gave it to the wife to shoot the
husband or she will be shoot by the thieves.
The wife without any hesitation shot straight at the husband but there was no bullet in the gun.
The robbers started laughing and left.
If na you be Husband, Abeg, whats your way forward?
Marriage don finish be that nau......no long story
ReplyDeleteMiss Ess I jst love reading ur comments because of how honest u're.
DeleteHmmmmm!
DeleteIf he knew his wife well, he may not divorce her...
Reasons: she may just have been scared to die too
I will forgive her
DeleteIt's not her fault
True
Lool I dunno what I would do oh. Its a tricky something
DeleteIf I was the wife I will start singing' the Lord that answereth by fire' claiming that it was my faith that caused the gun not to have bullets and that God changed what would have been a bad situation. Lol
DeleteLol...abegi
DeleteDivorse straight
DeleteNa pressure and tension induced fear...
DeleteMr Husband should chill.
Devoice her sharperly.
ReplyDeleteDivorce. U will soon blame auto correct.
DeleteAfi devoice noni
DeleteDivorce
DeleteLol no be only devoice, u go desound her sef
DeleteSpell it well!
DeleteEhn? Tell me you didn't type this yourself.
DeleteJesus is Lord.
Jesu! "Devoice" c'est quoi? 😱😱
DeleteNo be only devoice, na invoice... go to school u say no, say na SdK blog u wan die put. #yimu
Deletedevoice! How sad!
DeleteAnonymous..u 4 Coret her...instead of saying nonsense..nobody is above mistake. Nameless teacher
DeleteSorry all
DeleteSorry all
DeleteIt is correct and not coret. Yeah yours can be attributed to typo error. But for that 'devoice' written there? The person no sabi the spelling. Auto correct wouldn't have helped her cos she had already started messing with the second letter.
DeleteYou people don't get it, but i do.... ... You have to Devoice the wife first so she no go get voice to beg before the proper DIVORCE.
DeleteHian! "Devoice" lol @invoice.
DeleteKasala don burst.
ReplyDeleteThe moment i started reading to the point of giving the gun to the husband i knew there was no bullets in the gun,
DeleteA smart person wont do that cos the husband or the wife could have shot at the any of the thieves and i dont think any of the gang members would love to risk their life by giving a loaded gun....
If the husband divorce the wife,he is dull and if the wife cant defend her action she is also dull...
Lol
The governor’s lastborn
The moment i started reading to the point of giving the gun to the husband i knew there was no bullets in the gun,
DeleteA smart person wont do that cos the husband or the wife could have shot at the any of the thieves and i dont think any of the gang members would love to risk their life by giving a loaded gun....
If the husband divorce the wife,he is dull and if the wife cant defend her action she is also dull...
Lol
The governor’s lastborn
Wey the men?
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm,the wife's love for her husband is not strong.If I were the man,I would send her packing.
ReplyDeleteThat wife doesn't like his hubby enough, in that case, the man should divorce her asap
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Her hubby* uwc
Delete'That wife doesn't like HER husband...'
Delete*her
Delete*Larry was here*
she would leave my house with them....
ReplyDeletenonsense
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I will be giving her side eyes every time now. No trust again but i will still marry her because it was done under duress
ReplyDeleteThat will be the end of the marriage. The man has been sleeping with the enemy.
ReplyDeleteWay forward is to move forward sharply.. Aint got time for betrayal.
ReplyDeleteYou get sense...
DeleteDivorce the wife straight up... she certainly never loved me for her to make such move spontaneously...
ReplyDeleteThis one is hard oo Stella. Btw, you r my moms namesake. I call her My Star!
ReplyDeleteWhether play or not, I go shoot whoever needs to be shot. Kill or be killed situations, i'll always choose me over any & everybody. Life too Swit jare. So it's survival of the fittest & smartest.
ReplyDeleteGhanaman signing out!
U are d only one dat make sense here @ kill or to be kill situations.wat of if the wife didn't pull d trigger and she got shot by d armrobber will husby kill himsef too...no nid of divorce let Jesus just fix it period...
DeleteThank it's PortMajik
Arrrrgh!
ReplyDeleteThis is hard o...
For me, wld shoot my hubby and myself...lol!
And if there was only one bullet?
DeleteGo up there and read again.
DeleteYou probably need a rewiring...
Hmmnn...will be in the state of bewilderment for a very long time (conscious coma), after then i will decide the way forward. #badwife
ReplyDeleteChei! Bad market! Na to drive ha comot sure pass cos she no even think am or plead!
ReplyDeleteI will forgive her. After all she is a woman. Women don't think before they act.
ReplyDeleteReally????
DeleteOmo. Gbese re o. Oya Eesah was here, bitchplis, HRH, Efe, the man in jupiter et al. Make una answer.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...
ReplyDeleteThis kind marriage destroying armed robber sef, na devil send am.
Seriously, who thinks up all these crazy ideas?
Big marriage destroying robbers fa
DeleteHah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha at marriage destroying robbers. You re cray. Lmao
DeleteUr comment got me rolling on d floor *lmao*
DeleteD woman no love her hubby @ all. Over to d guys in d house especially d one in Jupiter. Hahahha
ReplyDeleteIf I were the husband, I will never trust my wife from that day henceforth.
ReplyDeleteMarriage will be on a thin line
She go go her papa house strait up
ReplyDeleteIn fact, i'm playing that song,"I Luv My Life".
ReplyDeleteLeave luv out of this one o. Even Bible sef say,"love u.....AS urself"!...and not 'More than' urself. So there we go...explicitly clearer than crystal!
Lmaooo
DeleteChiiri slippersmm gba wa Oso' biafra..lol
ReplyDeleteLi-yon Vls.
The man suppose understand.
ReplyDeleteThe woman was trying to keep at least one of them alive.
These robbers not only came to steal but to kill and destroy too chai!
If I am the husband I will divorce the woman without hesitation.
ReplyDeleteThat woman get death plans for d man b4 now,the man should send her to her maiden home asap
ReplyDeleteI would wait for those robbers to leave...then I will kick her out immediately!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol ...... This one pass me.
ReplyDeleteNow it's clear that partner wants to get rid of me. And it's even clearer I must get rid of the partner.
ReplyDeleteThe method of 'getting rid off' is what I've just not decided.
Very dicey!
ReplyDeleteHow e take dicey?
DeleteI won't do anythg to her, being that she was coerced, but id be giving her side eyes hence forth tho.
ReplyDeleteOne Chance...sincerely would opt for a divorce shikena
ReplyDeleteThe moment i started reading to the point of giving the gun to the husband i knew there was no bullets in the gun,
DeleteA smart person wont do that cos the husband or the wife could have shot at the any of the thieves and i dont think any of the gang members would love to risk their life by giving a loaded gun....
If the husband divorce the wife,he is dull and if the wife cant defend her action she is also dull...
Lol
The governor’s lastborn
Awwww. Carry her straight to the bedroom, lay the bed so nicely and put her on top. Then straight to the kitchen, make her favourite meal, serve and present it to her like God is coming to eat from the meal (you know what I mean).
ReplyDeleteWatch her eat the meal voraciously. Clear the table and held straight to sleep.
Awwwww. I just worshiped her.
(won't tell you what you wanna hear Stella)
hmmm. stella this one na real wahala dey. she(God will not allow me in such situation.Amen) will explain to him that instead of the thieves killing both of them. let one person(him) go. that she can take care of family more than him. heheheeheheh.
ReplyDeleteThe robbers are wicked o, i will tell him i knew there was no bullet inside....;lol
ReplyDeleteThis one is the smartest ni.
DeleteThe moment i started reading to the point of giving the gun to the husband i knew there was no bullets in the gun,
DeleteA smart person wont do that cos the husband or the wife could have shot at the any of the thieves and i dont think any of the gang members would love to risk their life by giving a loaded gun....
If the husband divorce the wife,he is dull and if the wife cant defend her action she is also dull...
Lol
The governor’s lastborn
Kai! Dis robbers are devil. After robbing d couple, they went ahead to destroy their marriage. Obviously, kata kata and wahala don enter d marriage.
ReplyDeleteD husband won't feel secured and safe wid d wife any more.
Him go carry d mata table for family meeting and we all know what d outcome of such meeting will be.
It's typically what a woman can do.
ReplyDeleteIt's in my nature not to decide things of the heart immediately.
After sometime when I start day dreaming rubbish or having nightmares about her n her actions, then I'd decide my best possible action.
Either I change my orientation to start doin "shina" like my yoruba people or I run so so far away without givin prior notice.
Anything to stay away from havin HBP or stroke eventually.
She was under duress abi una don forget say men get mind pass women? Well for me I will still divorce her sha.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't want to die na.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteI WILL SIMPLY TELL HER THAT I UNDERSTAND! GUILTY CONSCIENCE WILL DEFINITELY KILL HER BEFORE HER TIME!
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
ReplyDelete.
Satan pack ur load and go no tym.... Foolish fool.... #NowPlaying>> drop: wale....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Of course,I will tell him that I knew there was no bullet cos the safety catch bla bla bla.
ReplyDeleteSmart.
DeleteThe governor's lastborn
See women here shouting divorce!
ReplyDeleteIf it were the other way around, will you divorce your husbands? C'mon, be honest, how many of you will?
So easy to talk when it's not you involved.
If my husband does that,I'll divorce him.Cos I can never trust and love him again.
DeleteWill send her packing...
ReplyDeletehmm, this one hard .That marriage will never be the same.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm... it'll be soooo hard to forgive, so very hard, but you've got to forgive because it wasn't intentional. She was put under duress, and it was an overwhelming temptation which she yielded to... mtchew, the excuse is not good enough. Just forgive her because that's what marriage is all about.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm
ReplyDeleteIf we have children i will stay in the marriage because of my children but will never trust her again. If no child or children divorce straight.
ReplyDeleteWhat will i do?Thanksgiving that our lives were spared and make my wife realize how much more she means to me;then make my family my priority instead of her but finally,i have to forgive abeg,all man for himself on judgement day.
ReplyDeleteSide eye all the way!
ReplyDeletelmao!! omo na divorce straight away..
ReplyDeleteWill forgive her. After all, she was scared
ReplyDeleteShe's going full stop
ReplyDeleteFor better for worse, for worse to go!
ReplyDeleteThat woman must be household enemy...if there is no children btw us I'll end the mariage straight o stella.Because d mariage will never be the same,the guilty conscience will be there forever
ReplyDeleteWill forgive her bcos she was under duress
ReplyDeleteWill forgive her bcos she was under a duress. Then will organize a thanksgiving unto God for spearing our lives bcos it is not easy..
ReplyDeleteWill forgive her bcos she was under a duress. Then will organize a thanksgiving unto God for spearing our lives bcos it is not easy..
ReplyDeleteDivorce his wife cos of arm robbers will be ridiculous cos tension and anxiety can make one act impulsively.
ReplyDeleteIf the wife actually acted deliberately it should be a time for the man to reflect on his life and marriage where he has gone wrong or wronged his wife and try to mend his ways cos no woman happy with her man in marriage will have the mind to pull the trigger. This is a time of reflection.
Inbtw the man may never feel save with her again.
90% of BVs recommended divorce, little wonder the rate of failed marriage is so high today. A vow is a vow and a reckless moment of fear and anxiety shouldn't nullify it.
ReplyDeleteAs hard as it may turn out to be, I would use the situation for good by critically reflecting (together with her) on our union and point out where we got it wrong / how to improve. After all what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.