Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: LOL -Check Your Phone.

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Thursday, September 10, 2015

LOL -Check Your Phone.




Those of you who have my numbers,what did you save me as?


On my fone I have...

 -AmakaWhenNoDeyBeg.
-Oloribooruku
- Mscheeeew!
-Talk talk
- Egoat
TalktalkBV


 Hehehehehehhe..There is more!

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153 comments:

  1. Unknown10 September 2015 at 13:31

    Ukwu sugar

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    1. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:37

      There's this guy I met at DSTV office so I saved his number with Dstv... No fools no nuisance

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    2. Spiky10 September 2015 at 14:51

      I have Don't Pick and Scattered Teeth. #Godforgiveme. Hehehe.

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    3. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:56

      Buahahhhahahahhahahaha
      Amuka!

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    4. Unknown10 September 2015 at 15:54

      Lol.....I taught I was the only one that saves people's name as *don't know* and *don't pick*....lol

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    5. Nmie10 September 2015 at 18:44

      I have married Adulterer, Haman, harlot, goat meat, cursed being etc on my set

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    6. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 19:44

      SDK as Egbeigwe (thunder)

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    7. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 20:31

      LMAO same here, don't known, unknown, don't pick, stranger .

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    8. I Hold my side11 September 2015 at 02:47

      I have *ekpan fly
      *mushin
      *419
      *stingy rat
      Dem plenty jor.....
      Hahahahaha, Lawd, forgive me o.

      Delete
  2. Unknown10 September 2015 at 13:32

    Hmmmmmmmm.

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)10 September 2015 at 15:29

      Bola apoti oko, chioma olobo tankansu, jide oloko dogi dogi, taju foga, sadia d paraga babe, anty puffy(puff puff lady)

      Delete
    2. Ayosblog.com chairlady10 September 2015 at 23:00

      hahahahhahahahahahaha bitchplis ooo

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    3. I no send11 September 2015 at 02:54

      Bitplis you are one of my favourites here. Lol

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    4. Da-LadyBossChick11 September 2015 at 03:16

      I have one saved as Fool, never pick, etc

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    5. Unknown11 September 2015 at 09:13

      Lmao @Bitchplis. I don kpeme ooo. Ahahaha

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    6. Unknown11 September 2015 at 11:49

      Lmao....
      # abbytohxoft

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  3. Emjay10 September 2015 at 13:32

    Lolzzzzx

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    1. Unknown10 September 2015 at 15:02

      Lolz,dem plenty sef: mumu, recharge card, dinner,don't know, idiot1, talkative ,don't pick.

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  4. Unknown10 September 2015 at 13:32

    I have Don't pick, Nuisance and He goat

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    1. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 19:07

      Deola idiot, madam-mouth-odour, intruder, whobemumu, monkey.

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  5. SWAG LAFRESH 10 September 2015 at 13:33

    Lol. I saved someone's number with fool the worst part is that the person don't even call me and I don't know who he/she is again. Fear no let me call the person sef

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  6. nzubeizuu10 September 2015 at 13:37

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  7. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 13:37

    Don't even have or need ur no to start with.

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  8. original glow,maintenance,lightening,whitening and correcting cream from Switzerland.0812037480710 September 2015 at 13:37

    Lol

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  9. nzubeizuu10 September 2015 at 13:37

    Hahahahahaha. Abeg Stella, what did you use to save money maker?Lol

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  10. Aeegurl...10 September 2015 at 13:38

    I saved my bf's name as 'pls dnt pick' when we had a misunderstanding. I still picked his call,called him back and texted him ontop sef. This love nawa ooo #bigsigh#

    Aeegurl...

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  11. Ayosblog.com chairlady10 September 2015 at 13:39

    LOL STELLA!

    Some get mugu one, mugu two, mugu three reach 20for their phone

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  12. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)10 September 2015 at 13:39

    On my phone I have
    Ibadan
    Omo ale
    Oloso
    Okola
    Who goes
    Chibok

    Mc Pinky

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)10 September 2015 at 15:30

      Dat okola cracked me up...what type of tribal marks does d person have?

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  13. Unknown10 September 2015 at 13:40

    Derailing... Pardon me.
    God just saved me from these one chance people. They've taken a new turn in their shenanigans. I'm so filled with gratitude. Still can't believe what happened this afternoon. Within split seconds. They are everywhere.

    Some things shouldnt be taken for granted (thank God I can identify a counterfeit currency). Where do I begin to tell my story? Still in shock. I'm so filled with gratitude that no harm of any sort came to me as I've heard I'll tales from victims of the see callous ppl.
    Gos thank you o.

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    1. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 14:38

      I rejoice with you, but kindly share your experience so we don't experience same or we atleast know how to deal with it. You'd be saving a life

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    2. Sue10 September 2015 at 14:41

      Thank God for you oh, I rejoice with u
      Jehovah, imela!
      Oluwaseun
      To God be the glory

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    3. Anu Funke10 September 2015 at 14:59

      Tank God for u ooo but abeg knack us d gist so we sef no go fall for deir kain scam

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    4. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)10 September 2015 at 16:13

      Thank God for u o

      Delete
  14. Irene Bernards10 September 2015 at 13:42

    I have:
    Ekwurekwu
    Mama Mimi Shoes
    Ewu 419
    Nwanyi Onugbu Awka
    Onye aghugho
    Etc

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  15. ChyAdaJesus10 September 2015 at 13:43

    Bwhahahhahahahahahaha

    Oh! Chim oooo

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  16. Quiksilver10 September 2015 at 13:44

    I have:
    Apostrophe
    Stranger
    Goko cleanser
    Get Behind me Satan
    Audio

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    1. Sue10 September 2015 at 14:42

      Hahaha, get behind me, na only your own go different

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  17. Doppelgänger10 September 2015 at 13:45

    Hmmmm.

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  18. NUVI HONEY10 September 2015 at 13:45

    I'm too nice for that.
    I would rather not save at all, so I can keep asking you "who's this pls" anytime you call. That would piss you off more.

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    1. Nakpozie10 September 2015 at 16:05

      Honey you are so me!!!! And they can vex,when you ask that question. Ahahahahah

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 10 September 2015 at 16:27

      I save and still ask who's this

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    3. Teggie10 September 2015 at 17:34

      Nuvi pls did u graduate from Uniben? Accounting dept?

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  19. Adadioramma10 September 2015 at 13:46

    sdk

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  20. Unknown10 September 2015 at 13:48

    No b small bullshit lol.

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  21. Unknown10 September 2015 at 13:48

    On my phone i have= Ugly Efe, Igbo Accent Tony, Mysterious fool, hard hearing susan, Sardine, Fatso, Eater.

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  22. Unknown10 September 2015 at 13:49

    Nwunye korkus

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  23. Thelma's cake world10 September 2015 at 13:50

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Have got non of such in my fone..
    Lolssss
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  24. Yori Yori Princess10 September 2015 at 13:53

    Village call

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  25. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 13:55

    Hian! I'm not dat uncultured. I save pples name on my phone decently. I can't be caught doing da sh**t. Stella idi razz mehnn!

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  26. Adorable mummy10 September 2015 at 13:55

    Ur number is perfect angel on my phone

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  27. Mamannukusdkblogceleb ��10 September 2015 at 13:55

    i saved it with La kork

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  28. Pelwal10 September 2015 at 13:59

    Lol, Motherfucker

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  29. Pelwal10 September 2015 at 14:00

    Motherfucka

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  30. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 14:01

    How old are u again granny Stella? U behave like a child with your man looking self. Grow up.

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    1. Ayosblog.com chairlady10 September 2015 at 14:33

      see beef oh!
      abeg take ADUN you hear?
      life is sooo simple

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    2. Adorable mummy10 September 2015 at 14:39

      Onugbu soul

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    3. BLUNT10 September 2015 at 14:51

      Scroll down for a response from the boss. Ode oshi.

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    4. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:54

      Bitter soul

      Delete
    5. Unknown10 September 2015 at 15:01

      bitter leaf anonymous yet u visit her blog.! heyya receive healing...!!!

      Delete
    6. Anu Funke10 September 2015 at 15:03

      Common gerarahere mehn!!!!

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    7. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 21:02

      Oloriburuku somebody!What can you create?In short,your own don finish patapata.Were Asaba.I'm sure you look like Irunmole.Lunatic hiding behind stolen phone bought in traffic, typing nonsense.Go suck a Mad Mans Dick.Idiot.

      Delete
  31. Happy tailor!10 September 2015 at 14:01

    1st!

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  32. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 14:02

    Lol!! Madam SDK

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  33. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)10 September 2015 at 14:03

    For me i hardly use "funny names" to save people's moniker on my contact list..
    What i use is English punctuations,and each punctuation depicts A character which tells where i met the person...
    For eg,when i use A three fullstop;its for my coursemates...something like Loveth...

    And that is same way i use different punctuations to save church members,street friends,primary school friends etc...

    XTREME NAIJA AFRO-DANCEHALL MIXTAPE;CLICK TO DOWNLOAD

    @MARTINS ABOY

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    1. Iphie dearie10 September 2015 at 15:10

      Haa! Aboy nwoke oma.
      This one na serious "arithepunctuation" on top contact list!

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    2. Miss Glo (OAP)10 September 2015 at 17:03

      Lol.

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  34. Uriel (Freshdew)10 September 2015 at 14:04

    Lolz I have *stranger, *dont pick * scam what else

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  35. Darrel tom10 September 2015 at 14:05

    Dry dry blog
    Notin entertaining here ooo
    Just wasted my mb in vain
    #yawn#
    Not impress abit mbok


    Where is oke okoye #


    Linda's last son

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    1. Eka Joy10 September 2015 at 14:24

      Bye bye asiere

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    2. Adorable mummy10 September 2015 at 14:26

      Bitter?
      Go bk to lib

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    3. Jasmine10 September 2015 at 14:26

      Lol...bye and don't come back

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    4. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 14:28

      Go back to Linda your mum. With your kind of grammar, you are not even needed here. Ewu

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    5. SUNSHINE10 September 2015 at 14:33

      Omo ale olofo.
      Run along boy

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    6. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:55

      You need a jar of honey

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    7. Anu Funke10 September 2015 at 15:02

      Oya alèle. ...... #takesbroomandstick

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    8. Unknown10 September 2015 at 15:03

      stupid small boy! Your name should be saved with "eczema nshi nshi"

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    9. Unknown11 September 2015 at 11:26

      Tom Tom...agbero mushin pls geraahere#ur so insignificant#ntoooo

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  36. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:07

    Hian

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  37. Miss Ess10 September 2015 at 14:12

    A name is a name on my phone, period.

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  38. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:14

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
    .
    Me if i toast babe i dey store her name with the name of the area where i toast her frm...... #NowPlaying am different: mayor wete....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. Anthills10 September 2015 at 14:53

      Edreamz Cray Cray dey worry you , come to think of it you're right though

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    2. mzmaris10 September 2015 at 23:26

      Frank gotv, maingate nails,mouthpiece,store to let, pest

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    3. mzmaris10 September 2015 at 23:26

      My own no make sense sef......phantom caller, unknown 1and 2, nothing,zzz,zzzzz,zzzzzzzzz,uhg,bbbbb,bbbbbbbbb,A,ddd

      Delete
  39. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:16

    Lmao

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  40. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)10 September 2015 at 14:19

    Stella I saved yours as *SDK onye nsogbu
    I have others I saves as
    *dont answer
    *sdk flasher
    *said he's ifeanyi

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  41. Starlight.10 September 2015 at 14:20

    That looks like a lady's handwork, always saving people numbers with funny names. Can't stop laughing.

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  42. Cynthia Iyede10 September 2015 at 14:20

    Na wa! I save people's numbers with their names. No be only bullshit, cowshit nko?

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  43. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:21

    on my phone i have ezi, i have isi azu i have isi mango i have ewu i have efulefu i have so many

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  44. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:26

    Any name wey I take know u be your name for my phone, I no de for two faces

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  45. Jasmine10 September 2015 at 14:27

    I have motherfucking idiot, married fool, portable, Sexy ass(na she tell me o), Chinese and some others.

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  46. stella dimoko korkus10 September 2015 at 14:31

    LMAO...with my man looking self?well at least i look like something,show yourself you amoeba proteus,spirogyra dentition hiding behind your broken down fone.

    if i dey behave like baby,please pardon me if my happiness is not infectious...HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?

    Kisses!

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    1. Ayosblog.com chairlady10 September 2015 at 14:34

      haba stella... show some love no matter the hatred been thrown at you!

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    2. Adorable mummy10 September 2015 at 14:41

      Chineke
      U get mouth sha

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    3. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 14:50

      Hahaha!! Stela ooo you just finished this person. I fear your mouth. Don't mind the brokeass busybody. Lwkmh.

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    4. Anthills10 September 2015 at 14:55

      Sdk you don't have to reply anyone irrespectives plzzzzz

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    5. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 15:04

      Stella! Lmaoooo sometimes I wonder how God created you sha. Super man! That's who you are nothing gets to you and you always have an answer to everything. Lol am getting addicted here o make I nor go forget knife for person belle because of you. Lol just kidding tho but you do have a large heart.
      SDK's certified MD

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    6. Anu Funke10 September 2015 at 15:04

      Yeepaa! !! #LOBATAN

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    7. Unknown10 September 2015 at 15:05

      lol probably hasnt eaten today. pity him or her biko

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    8. Unknown10 September 2015 at 15:56

      Lol. Good

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    9. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 16:11

      Chai stella ooo, no wonder ur bvs get mouth. Like mother, like children. U don finish that man career kia kia. If na me eeh, I go take style come beg u.

      Delete
  47. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 14:41

    yez

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  48. Trendingshoes_shoes10 September 2015 at 14:44

    Stella pls stop replying them....they are all jealous of your glory....i have contacts like...ukwu mango, nda leti, ochakaomaka, foodelia, and so many..

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  49. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 14:47

    When I was quarreling with my husband I changed his name to idiot on my phone . Lmao . And guess what ,he saw it too. Lmaoo.

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  50. Blackberry10 September 2015 at 14:47

    Suck suck
    Syringe
    Akpa amu
    Money
    419
    Informant
    Don't pick
    Follow follow..e,tc

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  51. Blackberry10 September 2015 at 14:47

    Suck suck
    Syringe
    Akpa amu
    Money
    419
    Informant
    Don't pick
    Follow follow..e,tc

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  52. Carina Kikelomo Jacob10 September 2015 at 14:53

    LMAO @ SDK reply. Hahahaha
    Some people don't know how to talk. HATER!!!!!!
    Show yourself.

    www.ckjacob.com

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  53. NUVI HONEY10 September 2015 at 14:55

    I knew I was going to see your reply down.
    Stella people would just deliberately drop comments to get your reaction and you don't disappoint.
    Is it because of his Sign out? Just ignore. better still don't publish it, after all comment on this blog don't publish Automatically, they get enabled by you. That person probably did it for the attention.

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  54. Unknown10 September 2015 at 14:58

    Where can I get coconut oil in Uyo please?

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  55. stella dimoko korkus10 September 2015 at 15:10

    You people should stop telling me not to reply..or practice what you preach.

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    1. Unknown10 September 2015 at 15:27

      lmao #sideeyes

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    2. Fifi10 September 2015 at 15:52

      Word!!! Too many belligerent fools that need to be told off!

      Delete
    3. nzubeizuu10 September 2015 at 16:01

      Lol@Practise what you preach!

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    4. Roseflower10 September 2015 at 16:02

      Stella your blood too dey bubble abeg!
      Calm down jare.

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    5. Unknown10 September 2015 at 16:25

      Precious take it easy biko,d struggle for December giveaway is real smh

      Delete
  56. Bootilicious10 September 2015 at 15:12

    I've got( liar, story teller, onigbese, ezigbo, God-sent, jzi

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  57. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 10 September 2015 at 15:18

    I say reply any mother fucker shouuuu. Dia own don dey too much abeg. Every one should stay on his or her lane jooooor

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  58. NUVI HONEY10 September 2015 at 15:20

    Do whatever you like then.

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    1. Tetrina10 September 2015 at 22:26

      Hahahahahahahahah....Nuvi!! This cracked me up!

      Delete
  59. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 16:01

    Most times wen a new no writes me on watsapp, u know u can't check d pic if d no z nt saved so wat ever I think of is wat I ll save d no with. I ve cat, fish, cow, suspect etc on my fone.

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    1. SWAG LAFRESH 10 September 2015 at 18:30

      Go and download the latest version. You can check pics without saving

      Delete
    2. Aunty gwegzzz....10 September 2015 at 19:31

      If u are using an android fon or any other smart fon,all u need do is to click on the number on d WhatsApp chat and d person's pix will display boldly. U don't need to save d number so as to be able to view pix. But if u r using blackberry or Nokia,u ve to save number to view pix.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 23:14

      Lol,I also do dis,but mine is just alphabets alone

      Delete
    4. mzmaris10 September 2015 at 23:25

      Exactly wat I do.......so I hv zz,zzzz,zzzzz,zzzzzz,bbb,bbbbbb,adgn,ghhh,........and I don't bother to change it afterwards

      Delete
  60. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 16:02

    Shut up!Don't argue with Stella, that's her blog and she runs things here

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  61. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 16:34

    Stella sweet, pls chill...that idiot up there is a roach. You know how social media allow church/mosque rats insults those that ain't their equal? These same people insults Linda with all sorts of name...Old mama, Menopause, Old proud fool etc. but she always act like she didn't see anything.

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  62. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 17:01

    I saved my ex as cockroach. I should really send in my chronicles ok him and his ish. Creating unnecessary drama in my new relationship.

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  63. DRAMA QUEEN10 September 2015 at 17:03

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STELLA NO MIND DEM, REPLY DEM BAD BELLE PEOPLE, MAKE I SING SMALL FOR U NWANYI OMA. OYA TAKE UR SONG, IF DEM LIKE MAKE FIRE CATAPULT OF ENVY EH, MAKE DEM THROW TANTRUMS OF JEALOUSY EH,GOD GO STILL DEY BLESS U STELLA EH, ENEMIES NO FIT KILL UR JOY. KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI
    STELLA ME LOVE U TO D MOON AND BACK.

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  64. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 17:22

    I saved you as 'special wo wo'. Hope u like it?

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  65. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 17:29

    I have ' lesbian lady' don't pick, idiot

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  66. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady10 September 2015 at 17:54

    Lmao Stella nwunye Korkus ur cray is simply out of dese word... I love ur epic responses. It gives ma orgasm. Ride on! Hehehehe.

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  67. SHAKITI BABY10 September 2015 at 18:05

    i saved my hubby name as heartbreaker,cos he A1 in falling hands.

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  68. Olivia Pope10 September 2015 at 18:42

    Don't pick, fat yam, Chinese chicken, chin race,

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  69. pearl10 September 2015 at 18:56

    on my phone, I have dunno and don't pick...........

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  70. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)10 September 2015 at 19:47

    On my phone list:
    Stella Onye Ike(Stella Korkus)
    Tortori
    Ify Elegi iwa
    Chy AdaBiafra
    Femi Eze utaba
    Rita Odo yewu
    Taylor Sharp sharp

    Dem boku jare.

    And of course my hubby is Big T. No rival.

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  71. Unknown10 September 2015 at 20:04

    I don't have such names on my phone. Stella you are blessed.

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  72. Anonymous10 September 2015 at 20:04

    I don't have such names on my phone. Stella you are blessed.

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  73. momiek10 September 2015 at 20:36

    See names ....can't stop laffing

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  74. Shyla10 September 2015 at 23:58

    ' to be deleted', wayo man, Peter stupid.

    ReplyDelete
  75. Unknown11 September 2015 at 02:31

    Kikikikiki.. God bless you stella of life..

    ReplyDelete

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