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NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE

HOW TO SPOT A MALE VIRGIN

My fellow BV's,I am sorry to digress ooo but please how can one know if a guy is a virgin??? Cos my hubby to be is claiming to be one cos I said I am... but I don't know if he really is. So how do I confirm when we finally get married in a few months time?

I saw this in the comment section yesterday and I was curious.I called up a male friend of mine who claims to know all and i am asked him this question.he was quiet for like five minutes before we both burst out laughing.The other men i have called all burst out laughing and none could provide the answer..I am even more curious to know..More curious than the lady getting married sef.

Who knows?

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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO

CAUGHT IN A QUATRIPLE RELATIONSHIP

Hello Stella,

Good movement you got going on here, touching lives and all. It's a

beautiful thing, God bless.

This is on behalf of my childhood friend, who is in a quatriple bind

and still seems confused after asking for my advice. Here goes:

I have known James for 15years, we grew up in the same hood, were

geeks and known for that for years. We both had a problem getting

women, they told me NO outrightly but told James 'see, you are a nice

guy but i dont like you that way....etc etc'. 

After many years of rejections from ladies; both young and mature, i told him whilst we were in the university 'guy, lets focus on our lives, we'll get any

kind of woman we want if we are successful. No one likes a poor man,

not even his family...so abegi, leave these gehs'. 

It worked for us, today, we both work in an oil company in Lagos and earn about 15kUSD per month, because of our kind of work. I am happily married to a queen, who also works in another oil company, and we are blessed with

twin-boys (am grateful). However, James is still single, a virgin at

31 and caught up with 4 different women as of today. 

He likes them all, and they 'claim' to like him. Issorai....

James is a great guy, one i would have given my sister to in marriage, if I had one. I cant say that about any other guy on this earth, but this young man is

something else....

1. A 21 year old lady, currently doing her industrial attachment in our

office. This babe is really hot oh i wont lie. Nevertheless, i

disagree with the idea of my friend giving her cash gifts as much as

N200k sometimes. Last time i saw such i told him 'you are acting like

a ba**#**d! When last did you send mama N200k?'  I know, because i

speak with his mum every weekend. Why would he give a student N200k to

make hair? Like seriously? Why is she living her future now? Is her

father dead? Which kain satan be this one na? I told my friend 'you

never see wife o, this one doesnt know where she is headed yet, abeg

shift, stop sending your hard-earned money to one babe wey no sabi where

shoe de pain...when she starts earning that amount per month consider

her application...next!'

James thinks am too hard on her. I think she should date at her

own level. Even water finds its level.

2. A 25 year old single mom, with a 6year old daughter, she is actually

a nice lady, and she calls my friend a whole lot, cares for him etc

etc But what lady wouldnt? LOL, he looks like Ramsey Nuoah but a

cleaner version, he's successful and very generous. I told him 'you

deserve the best, guy. You kept yourself all this while, i dont

believe you need to short-change yourself abegi, single babes plenty

out there. I reject for you whatever spirit is causing you to wanna

settle for less! Help the babe in whatever manner you deem alright,

but marriage to her isnt an option....next!'

James believes it isnt her fault she is a single mom. He said sh**

happens to people, but i believe he shouldnt be the 'packer' of the shit.

3. A 30 year old lady, that works in our office. She is an executive

trainee and comes from a wealthy family. She is friendly, down to

earth and not afraid to speak her mind. However, she carrries around

her a regal aura, and she talks down at the 'help', cleaners and

gatemen. I dont think thats a problem he cant handle. If he truly

loves her he can talk to her about it....this babe listens to him.

It's like he has her 'mumu-button'. He said he is scared that she may

turn on his mum and go medeival one day. His sentiments though, but I

dont think it is that bad.

4. A 35year old lady, also in our office. She is actually our boss,

and has being working here for 11years. She rarely fraternizes with

her surbodinates, but James and I have been an exception for 2years

now. My boss goes to see him during the weekends, even organises for

his laundry to be taken away and brought back. She puts his place in

perfect order, and to me is good for him. She also had her own house

and drives her own SUVs. She helped him secure a land in town and a

good surveyor to begin work on his own house. I told my friend 'now

this is the kind of woman you need....no more sucking-blood' she is a

feminist and i have nothing against that, because I SEE the fruits of

the 'feminism' in her life. However, James says he is scared she will

not be submissive after they get married. He also believes she is doing

all this because she is looking for a hubby.

Nevertheless, they are good friends. I believe his 'saviour' syndromme

is taking a negative toll on him. You cant fix broken, damaged or

broke women, thats not your life's mission. You wll go broke in the

process.....I can never forget where we came from. I have been poor

and now i am rich; rich is better, halleluia!

If roles were reversed, these women as stated above wouldnt give us

the time or light of day. Why use sentiments with respect to them

then? Close eye, choose the best and move on with your life. Life isnt

that hard, when you squint less.

These above, are my sentiments. Regardless of these, James still holds

on to the four of them and is as confused as ever. Please kindly help

out, Stella.

I trust your good judgment.

Thanks for your time;

Stay up.

TEE

LMAO ...My dear i will read comments today ooooh.Make i sell popcorn join sef.