Are You A Hoee? Author Cherry Bomb Helps You Figure Out In New Book Titled "I'm Not A Hoeee"
Her book has got people chatting away and it's no other than that of Cherry Bomb's new book titled "I am not a ho*".
The book is a humorous take on promiscuity and intends to make light of the word "ho*" used in derogatory manner.
According to her, these are ways to identify if you are a ho*. LMAO
So are you a ho?
hmmm
ReplyDeleteNO....am not
DeleteAm a godly woman...no baggage or dirty past.
I fit perfectly into this category. Now happily married my sins has been washed away.
DeleteUnfortunately, I was a hoe,even shovel sef.but God has favored me,he has.qualify the unqualified. Hallelujah
DeleteAm guilty of number 1 sha. More than 30
DeleteEhen
DeleteIf na lik dis,Onyeka Uwenu na ho!cos she has 3 kids 4 3 men
DeleteLol gosh, Am a hoe hoe. father help me pass through this phrase. Want to stop being a hoe
DeleteSome people will start argument about this now....Ho hoo or hoe na him know. Just repent if you are one and no need of argument.
Deletesee:Categories of people you.must not marry
Nope... Not a hoe
Delete@Y€€s lmaoo @shovel instead
Delete@Lala lool @ur sins av bin washed away
I'm not a hoe, have not done any of these in my life...
DeleteAfter answering all the questions...it shows that I'm NOT a HO
ReplyDeletemeanwhile i am a hoe on number 1
DeleteTac all d Hop are married, are u?
DeleteI'm a ho then, I slept with a guy first day I visited him in his crib,guess what, he's turned out to be my DH, 12 years n counting . Go figure!
DeleteHo Asin olosho? No am Nt a ho!
ReplyDeleteWomen should answer that.wait!I have forgotten men do have hoes this days.
ReplyDeleteIt I well.
Every girl is a ho.
ReplyDeleteHoe! hoe!! hoe!!! says father Christmas, we are all hoes. father Christmas cannot be wrong LMAO #copied from TTB#
DeleteNo not true
DeleteSpeak for yourself
DeleteSpeak for urself. We still have a lot of virgins above d age of 25. Don't comfort urself in ur sinful lifestyle by telling urself every girl sleeps around or has sex before marriage. It's just d devils lies to make u week.
DeleteHunnay speak for ho-self
DeleteNaaaah, I disagree with you dearie
Deletehahaha ....... I glad I am not a HO. Grateful for my upbringing
ReplyDeleteSome ended up been a HO based on circumstances so I am grateful I was never in that position off need
I bet u r still single
DeleteLmao! @Anonymous 22:41 na wa for u sha....
DeleteLol nope
ReplyDeleteI be tractor...
DeleteI'm a hoe, likewise 90% of Nigerian ladies.
ReplyDeleteHmm.
DeleteThere are decent men and women
DeleteNot everybody is like you to make you feel better
Bwahahaha. .Some of us are the 10% dear..
DeleteI'm not a hoe..
After answering all those questions I'm still not a hoe
I'm a Ho. Yes!
DeleteOrela you a hoe
DeleteUr a hoe if uve had sex in the club with a stranger . ( excuse did u even catch his name ?)
ReplyDeleteUr a hoe if u can't remember all the boys uve fucked .. I know a girl , her body count is 38. She's 25.
Ur a hoe if u always hunger for your besties boyfriend's
Ur a hoe ur popular In various clubs .
Ur a hoe And greedy if ur 24 and your boyfriend is 59.
Ur a hoe if you can't control ur punani.
Ur a hoe if you come and menstruate under my comment . Keep it moving .
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
DeleteYou are in spirit.
1, 2 and 6 that's was me before I got married.
DeleteSo person would just sit down and write book-i am not a hoe.
DeletePls my people you don see where hoe dey gree say them be hoe... is a qwestion oooh
# EXAM Sneh
# AM BACK ONLINE Sneh
# I MISS COMMENTING sneh!!!!
# for those that don't know sneh,
you-don't -know-nothing.
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Hello Heaux! If you snitch on your girl who confided in you about her body count....you're a Hoe ass nigga
DeleteIf you come on blogs to judge people. You're a Hoe
If you keep fighting women like you just to be good to a guy, you a HOE!
I am a HOE by the way. I'm 24, my BF is 44. I have a Job, I feed and care for my folks with my hoe ass ness! I have fucked for money! Deal with it
I am not a Hooooooooo.. Sobs#HER EXCELLENCY #
DeleteThis "menstruate under my comment" thingy though over played is actually disgusting to imagine... literally
DeleteU are a hoe if u support ur boyfriend financially!
DeleteI will menstruate o, even cum sef. Wells I know I am a HO. Pardon me but sex is so fucking sweet and right now i'm at d peak of my sexuality. I don't do strangers or one night stand but I hv pple arnd just for fuck sake. I'm a screamer n a moaner, I love to be spanked, I love it hard and rough, i love it dirty n fun. I love a big dick dat will fill my pussy, I love to explore and I love to role play...call me ho na u sabi. Funny thing is if u see me u wld never know, such an innocent n deceitful face....
DeleteLol@ aunty gwegs. I'm tired of you people on this blog
DeleteAunty gweg bet why? Lol.
DeleteStrange my body count is 25 am 39, still single... I rather a hoe than a miserable spinster I have become
DeleteLmao @ Aunty Gwegwegwe
DeleteI am not a Ho......... ............ ....... ................... ............ I am a virgin......... ..... ..... ..... ...... ..... ...
ReplyDeleteShift for me,my fellow virgin sister! Bless you!!!!!!
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Watch how everyone will come and sing the virgin song
ReplyDeleteTank u my dear!!!as expected,lol.SMH
DeleteOf course na, they never disappoint. Just wait and see.SDK BVs..pretending to be saints since time immemorial.
DeleteOn No. 3? Yup! I'm a HO! Hahaha.....
DeleteNo, I am a shovel.*rme*
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha and I'm a cutlass
DeleteYour comment will be visible after approval.
Lol. Bloglord, no b only shovel. Na rake. Women, we r our own worst enemy.
DeleteLol am definitely a ho! A big ho
DeleteHo as in ?
DeleteLol
You're a spade
DeleteIf I come be waitress or manager 4 d nightclub nko? Am I still a HO? :(
ReplyDeleteWomen tho! Person no go write book on financial and economic matters... children, or d Kingdom of God. It's how to identify if u r a ho or not.
DeleteSo after getting d "result" make I come do wetin with am?
We will continue to remain irrelevant when we continually find ways to bring each other down instead of empowering each other. Make una dey measure unaself, no find work do.
Lol. No o. You r a rake
DeleteThank you @ Observer.
DeleteOf all the topics to write about. One of the reasons why men keep treating some of them like trash...because everything about their lives revolve around their vaginas or what other women are doing with their vaginas.
Do not be surprised that if you dig deeper, the skeletons in the Author's closet will shock you. Anyways, anything for attention or to make a quick buck.
Nasty Ho!
DeleteObserver and Stewie, GBAM!!!
Deleteyou've said it all.
Let the comment begin...
ReplyDeleteIf you are lusting and loving another woman's husband like yesterday chronicle poster..you are a double hoe
ReplyDeleteSeconded!
DeleteLike that useless Liz Gavy that won't leave my husband alone. Na die you dey find.
DeleteYour husband no fit tame his dick? Abi na Liz force him to go after her? Some women sef!
DeleteIf you keep defending ya nasty cheatin ass hubby, you a hoe
DeleteLiz is this you? You have come to show yourself under my comment. I can see you are flexing, useless ashawo. You haven't seen anything yet. My husband will not and will never be your second baby daddy. That juju man that is deceiving you is on my pay roll. If you think it's that nonsense you collect from mama dolphin that is giving you wings then you are in the little leagues.
DeleteScorned wife,deal with this Liz already ka anyi yara gi zuru ike. Everytym threats no actions. Mscheeeww. Jazz girls. U n Liz r birds of a feather. Baba did jazz for u,yet same baba did for her to catch ur hubby. Lol,isnt d devil a confusionist?
Deletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
For them ladies.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Really?
ReplyDeleteYour comment will be visible after approval.
I am NOT a hoe!
ReplyDeleteWhat are you then?
DeleteNa wa o.
ReplyDeleteLmao... Am not a Hoe. ..lwkmd
ReplyDeleteYes I am a HO. Call Police
ReplyDeleteStephanie
I love you joor! I am a Hoe raised to power 2. I've got small change. That's what's up. Lmaoooo
DeleteAm sure a hoe
DeleteBig time and so what?
I slept with someone for financial asistant
Ever heard of nothing goes for NOTHING?
So whoever is a saint here should cast the first stone
Shits happens peeps let's not all pretend to be saints
Hahaha am a virgin
DeleteThank you Goddess, no be only hoe, cutlass n rake nko, I am all of them, a very sexual being...warreva!
DeleteHahaahahahahahaha...this is really gon be fun
ReplyDeleteI'm guilty of none *shines teeth*
I'M NOT A HO!
You lie
DeleteWat are we supposed to do with dis?
ReplyDeleteDon't mind the stupid author. Women will keep being their worst enemies. Why does it only have to be women who are hoes? Nonsense
DeleteBecause you are guilty
DeleteNo..am not a ho
ReplyDeleteSwear
DeleteFinally i can comment again.phew!! Chrome browser na u biko.u did wat opera and uc couldnt do.
ReplyDeleteLonnnnggggtime!
DeleteLool UC still rocks tho
DeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteI am a virgin
ReplyDeleteYeah, so is Maheeda
DeleteGive yourself a round of applause !
DeleteEverybody claiming I'm not a hoe. Na who come be the hoe?
DeleteVirgin Mariah
DeleteActually most people are claiming to be hoes. So this western disease of sexual freedom (prison) has reached here. Na wa o! The world is really Topsy turvy. Jesus Christ biko zoputa umu gi!
DeleteThis post will help BV's no the meaning nd stop misusing it
ReplyDeleteDuh. Who go gree confess before?
ReplyDeleteWith these questions, I am not one.lol
ReplyDeleteNo am a cutlass.... RMDE***
ReplyDeleteI'm guilty of some but I'm not a ho**
ReplyDeleteCutless ke hoe ni...lolz anyways it seems interesting
ReplyDeleteBy your analysis I am a HOE .hoe and proud darlyn.
ReplyDeleteYes I need to write down my partners to really remember, some were so terrible I just had to forget them.
Yes I have had first date sex , no he wasn't a stranger.
Sex for money ? Technically yes, personally no.
Judgemental little bitch.
Hehehehehehehe,well lemme see....am only guilty of two!DH was my friend's ex n ve slept wit a stranger on a first date,oh!such sweet sex!
ReplyDeleteOya georginas start menstruating and i would give u d juicy details abt d stranger.lol.
Don't mind them jare
Deletelmfao!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am guilty of some so call me a hoe or spade if it makes you sleep better at night. Living my life my way and on my own terms. My body, my decision and my choices so get busy with your own life instead of looking for adjectives to qualify me.
ReplyDeleteGbam
DeleteSee painment. If you really feel this way, you will not be here explaining yourself. Her book her terms and go find Jesus before it's too late.
DeleteI read through like five times trying to pick at least one and I found out that I AM SO PROUDLY NOT A HOE. Yes....
ReplyDeleteSee u! U no be single mother? U had a child out of wedlock as a teenager and u are here saying u are not a hoe..abeg,wetin u come be??? U are both a hoe,rake,cutlass and all d farming tools u can recall. Ur own even bad sef gan,because d evidence is there.
DeleteIf you have more than 5 body counts, and ure not up to 30yrs, ure a whore jo.... if u hv more than 8 body counts and ure nt yet 35 ure a whore, be it poor judgement of character or sheer drama in rships not on ur part, ure still a whore.
ReplyDeleteStory...
DeleteI am guilty of 1-6. So,what am I?
ReplyDeleteHoe, cutlass and rake...
DeleteShovel
DeleteA super hoe!
DeleteLmqooooo
DeleteBwhahahhahahahahahaha
DeleteI am not a hoe.
ReplyDeleteI am not a rake.
I am not a pickaxe.
I am a human being.
Lmao.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Read through and NO am not a hoe
ReplyDeleteYou are joo, keep quiet.
DeleteNot a hoe... never is.. . never will
ReplyDeleteStory
DeleteSaint alert, not a ho den
ReplyDeletehhmmmmm, Teach me your way oh Lord!
ReplyDeleteLmao. Amen
DeleteIf I've done all these and more.....
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm a "superhoe".
Hahaha.
No I'm not a HO
ReplyDeleteOMG! Am a ho... 1-6 is so meeee, I need jesus, I wanna change
ReplyDeleteI am soooooo a HO. And sorry,I'm not sorry cos life is too short to die of konji!
ReplyDeleteAbi oooo
DeleteWhat is even bad been a hoe! Me as a man I prefer to sleep with hoes/ ashawo....for 9ja, it's betta 2sleep with hoes than to keep a girlfriend.....its cheaper, safer cos u go ever use condom, no stress etc.....relationships na jus nonsense for dis country! Hoes forever even when I marry 2moro sef, betta than side chics n concubines!
ReplyDeleteI'm a HOE, so?
ReplyDeleteU like my ID dis much?
DeleteI'd gladly be a ho for my husband.
ReplyDeleteSTELLA UR A HOOOOEEEE !!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm a hoe NOT.
ReplyDeleteI am a ho, 4/9. Na wa o. The first 4, ho ho ho ho ho. Hahahahha. I come de shame for myself. But thank God I never do reach the last 5. In all I give thanks to God, I am now more mature and keep my ho ass for my boyfriend. All the active Ho's out there, don't forget to use condom always
ReplyDeleteNa shovel I b
ReplyDeleteehmmm
ReplyDeleteehmmm
brb
Will they dash me money if I answer the question?
ReplyDeleteLife turned me into a Ho! Met someone at 16, he was crazy about me, when I told him I wanted to wait for sex, he was more than happy to oblige. He went away for a long time, he told me to wait for him, but there was no GSM nor Facebook nor email at the time. He wrote a few times then stopped. At 22 I was raped! I was shattered, my pride was gone! The next guy that asked I gave it to him willingly.
ReplyDeleteMy sweetheart came back 2 years later, he took me to see his family, that night I opened my legs without much prompting he was disappointed he wasn't my first, he cried. He changed his mind about marrying me, I wasn't surprised. I got married the next year, at the time my body count was almost 40.
To the guy that raped me, Chidi Umerah, may your daughters if you had any experience the same fate. I refuse to forgive you!
Yes indeed, I'm a HO!
I love name calling! Chidi + the Umerah family where una dey ooo????!!!!
Deletesori u had to go true all that dear
DeleteBe strong Sis.
DeleteChidi Umerah. Off to google meeeeen
DeleteTouching story. Sorry
DeletePity the man daughters now......u shld pray he get raped countless time and not his innocent daughters, that if he is still alive.......pls take back that curse, let's assume ur hubby did same thing, and the same cursed is laid on ur daughters, would u be happy
DeletePity the man daughters now......u shld pray he get raped countless time and not his innocent daughters, that if he is still alive.......pls take back that curse, let's assume ur hubby did same thing, and the same cursed is laid on ur daughters, would u be happy
DeletePity the man daughters now......u shld pray he get raped countless time and not his innocent daughters, that if he is still alive.......pls take back that curse, let's assume ur hubby did same thing, and the same cursed is laid on ur daughters, would u be happy
DeleteChidi who?
DeleteFor once I agree with Eze...so so ÅŸorry honey
DeleteFor once I agree with Eze...so so ÅŸorry honey
DeleteDid I add that he was a cultist and he threatened me with a knife (otherwise I wouldn't have given in)? Don't give me that bull crap about not cursing his daughters. The man I married NEVER forced any woman to have sex. He's too much of a gentleman. My dad was one too. I didn't deserve what happened to me.
DeleteCome to think of it, he could be dead and his despicable soul rotting in hell right now. Maybe he never even had kids. Bloody motherfucker!
Sorry love. Hugs and kisses.
DeleteMay God restore you, heal you and give you peace.
If you ask your husband for money you are a HO HO HO
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteOoooMG....loads of hoe rules....hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
ReplyDeleteNa wah oooo.
ReplyDeleteChaiii!!!
Duh, like seriously who cares? All d hoes when I was in Uni are married with kids, yet me, Miss goody-two shoes is still unmarried @ 36. It probably would have been better if I was a hoe. Mstchewww.
ReplyDeleteEyah
DeleteNow that mentality is wrong. They didn't get married bcos they hoes, they got married bcos they mix up with other people. You can't spend all ur uni years from this fellowship to that fellowship plus no make n shit, then you say hoe-ness made them marry. No, they just mix up with all and sundry. You love to sit ur ass in one place. You mustn't fvk around when you mix up with people. Laugh loud at sex jokes, when the nigga comes close thinking he can hit it, let him know you not just giving it up like that and he shouldn't mistake your openness for hoe-ness
Delete@Anon 23:23 sense well made. ..thank you jare
DeleteAll d ashawo on dis blog are coming here to claim dem no be hoe. Rubbish
ReplyDeleteOutta the 9 questions I'm guilty of 3, does that make me a ho* . Yea I think so. I'M A HO*
ReplyDeleteREPENT! REPENT!! REPENT!!!
Lol...ho! ho!! ho!!!
DeleteThe lady no get work...
I can't take you seriously when you wrote a whole book and you are using "ur" or even "your" instead of "you're". *side eye*
ReplyDeleteYour ID sha.
DeleteWhen an Ibadan girl wants to pronounce Kardashian
Ahhh! Mogbe! "Siliva" why na? Why u gotta diss a sister like that. LOL I don laff tire. Fatality.
DeleteKwara babe no vex, it's all loff. Lol
Hahaha.
DeleteQuicksilver ooo.
U r so mean.hahaha
Deletegoing by her questions i can say my present state is not a HO but d way d economy is going i myt just end up bin 1 soon. abeg bin a gud gal na invitation to hunger. if my punani ll bring me cool cash to take care of my needs or even keep my business going id gladly be a HO! cant imagine going tru dis week witout d hope of #500.biko if u av cash to spend on me id be ur HO.a loyal ho sef.
ReplyDeletewait ooo she didnt list been wit a woman abi? ok married orclassy les or bi curious ppl hit me up.i need sum1 to take me up.
Lol. Which one you dey?
DeleteI'm bi curious, how do I hit u up?
DeleteIf you masturbate with the shower head and still form virgin you are a ho!
ReplyDeleteLmaooooo
DeleteRotflmfao!
DeleteEconomy is going bad,hunger,I will turn a hoe,shovel,spade,rake soonest.
ReplyDeleteBuhari busy chasing shadow.
then all women are hoes.
ReplyDeleteI am a ho, and so fucking what?
ReplyDeleteDoes that turn ur cheap miserable cash in ur account (that's even if u have one) into mega money?
or pay ur bills or make ur life worth living?
I owe no one any explanation except my God, so as for all the saint and virgins out there continue to be one and let me continue to b myself.
At the end of the day, u sure say i no go inherit the kingdom of God before u?
If that makes you sleep better at nite, then keep believing that anuofia.
DeleteAnony 8:07 hahhahahaha @ anuofia
DeleteAm a hoe i fuck for money wiv classy dicks and clean dudes(porsh HOE)
ReplyDeleteSuper hoe with a cape on! Mschewww. My body my business. To each their own, to each their body count. Bitch bye!
ReplyDeleteRepented one, not guilty
ReplyDeleteI am definitely not a Ho ho ho
ReplyDeleteCalabar peeps, ndi ukwu nnu...even if i believe everybody own, i no go believe ur own lai lai! U guys are created specifically to be hoes..both men and women. So,go siddon abeg.
DeleteWhen I was a hoe my body count was 50 a wk . *choke on that* *vomit on that * * bleed on that * *die on that * . Rich hos, poor hos, dead hos, all hos ,I hail oooo .
ReplyDeleteNot one ojare
ReplyDeleteDamn!!! So this means i was a HO...Issorait
ReplyDeleteGuilty of Some...
Yes
ReplyDeleteSo many hoes come to single and mingle! If you meet your wife on s & m, I sorry for you o.
ReplyDelete