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Tuesday, August 04, 2015

Very Funny.


LMAO!!!!


 I had about 40 missed call from someone two weeks ago.He said he got my
number from online and kept calling until I screamed at him that i was sending his number to SSS and EFCC.

 IT WORKED!







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80 comments:

  1. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:31

    So?....

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    1. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 16:09

      Jump inside sea...mtcheeew

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  2. Ikebe Super4 August 2015 at 13:33

    Hahahahahahha some people can be very annoying when it comes to phone calls.

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    1. mzmaris4 August 2015 at 19:53

      "Toasters" r all guilty of this..as if u'll forget them if they dont disturb ur run ur ba3 down....remembered one in my year 2 days....just 1 drink...i had just 1 drink wit this guy and he claimed he was in love...(Sorry i dont believe in love at first sight......it's just not pratical.....attraction, lust maybe bt not love)))....woke me up 5:30am everyday even on saturdays......singing..." I want to be the first person to talk to u".....I beg u???...if i dnt pick, he'll keep calling......one day i called my neighour and showed him my fone...50missed calls in less than an hr......na e that one provoke pass me...even when i cursed and threatened....he said d more i cursed him, the more he falls in love....shuo........i just put my fone on silent till he fell out of love......I cant be a muse to his madness biko..

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    2. mzmaris4 August 2015 at 22:58

      #or...#practical

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  3. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:33

    Lmaoooo
    Some people are not patient enough

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  4. Bianca Bruno4 August 2015 at 13:33

    Hmmmn

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  5. Miss tiana4 August 2015 at 13:38

    Am so depressed!dunno where to start or what to tell my parents!i need help&assistance.

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    1. I Hold my side4 August 2015 at 15:46

      Talk to big mummy.........kilopopping? Take it easy o, life's for the living. Muahhhh

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    2. Sue4 August 2015 at 15:50

      Young lady, calm down, what's depressing you?

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    3. FOLARIN4 August 2015 at 16:40

      R u pregnant?

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    4. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 18:20

      Are u pregnant? Straight face#

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    5. Teacher4 August 2015 at 20:25

      If Na belle
      Born the baby...you are not the first
      Sickness..... pray and get treatment
      Fail exam/ extra year......read hard and pass next time
      Whatever hand it over to GOD it too shall pass

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    6. STARRY LARRY4 August 2015 at 20:50

      Lol Teacher already provided solutions to you prob. Girl cheer up and be good.


      *Larry was here*

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  6. STARRY LARRY4 August 2015 at 13:38

    Can't stop laughing with @am I with your destiny???




    *Larry was here*

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  7. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:40

    Lol

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    1. Anonymous5 August 2015 at 02:58

      Stalker traits lik u useless M-Mumu!

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  8. NARUTO4 August 2015 at 13:41

    Lolz.. Hahahah

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  9. Doppelgänger4 August 2015 at 13:41

    Hmmm thank God for truecaller.

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  10. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:41

    Some people nor dey try.
    They'll be asking why you didn't pick your call on time as if the phone is a part of your Organs. I can't carry my fone everywhere, it's not my Kidney. That's why we have "missed call"

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    1. Boss lad4 August 2015 at 16:46

      exactly my thoughts.....you be correct sombori

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    2. Ferida4 August 2015 at 23:07

      It's called MOBILE phone! It is to be carried around my dear.

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  11. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:43

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Very funny....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. Anonymous5 August 2015 at 10:41

      Oga, you dey sleep inside every blog wey naija? You comment in every posts in more than 4blogs. Abi u no get hardwork apart 4m commenting on all blogs' posts? Na question I ask cuz ur way dey surprise me.

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  12. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:44

    Lolz, very funny!!!!!!

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  13. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 13:44

    I had 2 toasters like that...its crazy. .they can give me 20 missed calls in 5mins. .and it was so annoying. Like seriously who does that?
    U give 2 missed calls and it's obvious d person is unavailable but no them go run ur battery down. .na wa. .

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    1. Queen Bee4 August 2015 at 19:08

      Exactly!two missed call is enuf,if I make it 3most,its very very urgent,and I send a text afterwards!
      Some pple dat call like dat do it intentionally,:its wickedness infact!like forcing u to pick even if u don't want to!i HATE it.wenever I see such calls,i don't return dem amongst others,and if dat person venture call back is to calmly warn him/her not to ever call my pone like dat again!ah ah!the worst category are d ones dat call u like dat just to greet!#faints out of frustration#

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  14. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:45

    We are all guilty of dis, including our family. Imagine u promise to send money home chai d way dey will be calling ur phone on dat said date is something else......

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  15. Cynthia Iyede4 August 2015 at 13:45

    Funny. Some people are just 'battery killers' n most times such calls ain't important or urgent sef.

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  16. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:46

    This happened to all dem sidechicks, wen suspecting le boo is with main chick, they keep calling like something else.

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  17. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 13:46

    Now I understand when some girls say some married men can be temptation on their own. .thank God I've made a promise to myself and God not to have anything to do with a married man cos this guy ehn..na temptation. .but anyways I jump am pass. .phew

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  18. Royalty®4 August 2015 at 13:47

    Lol....My partner can call like this eh!!! he'll say it scares him when i dont pick up the phone, or claim he had an emergency so needed to talk right away...

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  19. Timi Da Uyi4 August 2015 at 13:51

    Lol..

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  20. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 13:52

    I had one delusional idiot like dat,calls thru out d day and even calling 12 midnite,wen I don sleep.he will keep on calling..had to switch my phone wen I wan sleep. Not until I warn am in a thick voice" ogbeni jaa danu Lori phone,wrong num,dnt call my phone again.

    Lastborn

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  21. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:53

    Fear of EFCC and SSS
    His hands are not clean though

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  22. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 13:53

    Ô di egwu. Thé same to me. I need application to Block unwanted calls. Like every end of month, my phone rings like every minutes. Money calling. Like à pick Money on thé ground.

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  23. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:54

    Stella. Welcomme to d club! They are mad. Stalkers out dere! D most annoying is dat dey av nothing to say bt very annoying tins.


    One mumu called me 1.30am and kept calling wen I eventually picked he said he wants to see aw my p...sy looks like dat I shld send him a pic to masturbate! WTF! I told him to go ask is dead grandma! Asshole! He kept calling! I just ignore or run is credit!



    Fruiterer/Eventsmanager

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  24. Unknown4 August 2015 at 13:55

    Lmao @EFCC nd SSS

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  25. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 13:55

    LOL...I hate it wen someone calls more than 2times .except in case of emergency den u can keep on calling.But if na just to say hi I go swear giv u.

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  26. Ma Fla4 August 2015 at 13:56

    Hahahahaha

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  27. QUEERNAIJA4 August 2015 at 14:00

    Wait till ur participate in single and mingle and give out your BBM pin, the wahala just doesn't end.

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  28. Unknown4 August 2015 at 14:01

    Lmao
    People are fond of that shit.....
    I call once or twice and that's it.

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  29. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 4 August 2015 at 14:03

    Like seriously I can't for the life of me understand why people do that.
    If I happen to call someone once and you don't pick,I give 20-30mins interval and then call back. If the person still doesn't pick, I don't call again cos already I know the person would have seen the missed calls so its up to him/her to call me back.
    Some times I intentionally don't pick calls,maybe I'm eating, or seeing a movie I don't want to pause, or I just don't wanna talk..but it amazes me that the person will keep calling and calling.like why 5missed calls when I have seen the first missed call?

    The only person I call 10 times in a second is my mum, cos she's always never with her phone.half of the time, she can't remember where she dropped it. So I'd call and call and call till she hears the phone ring..Lol
    And sometimes my elder sis too, cos she 'll always say the phone was in her handbag and she didn't hear it ring..

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    1. BLOGLORD (MVBM)4 August 2015 at 17:06

      @ ur second paragraph, what if the person you called has kids that plays with her/his phone?

      Once these kids pick up the phone, they just press "dismiss" that shows beneath the missed call notification and then they proceed to play games on the device.

      Now they are done and drops the phone, and then the "missed call" notification is no longer on the screen . Thus, the person never got to know you called.

      Sometimes it's not all white and black. It may a touch of blue. Lol.

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    2. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 23:03

      You are right @blogged.. my son does that most time that I don't get to see any missed calls...

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  30. BABYLAHOT4 August 2015 at 14:06

    Lol


    I was the one that shared the call story,two weeks ago,
    I guess putting his number here helped me cos he had not call me since last week Wednesday.
    I don't want to start dancing yet because when he started there were days(highest one week ) interval he won't call.

    So i dey wait.

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  31. Quiksilver4 August 2015 at 14:13

    Some people will call you 20times in 3minutes. E.g Samuel E.
    Oga, if you are reading this, receive sense in Jesus name, AMEN.

    I don't even want to go into Hausa's and wrong number.

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    1. Sue4 August 2015 at 15:57

      Lmao, I don see that one tire, they will call you and start speaking hausa, you would say wrong number, they will continue calling

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    2. Nicole4 August 2015 at 19:20

      Rotflmfao!

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  32. Unknown4 August 2015 at 14:14

    Lol@holding destiny... Some pple don't just know when to stop... Thank God I don't have incessant callers cos dem know say my matter no good.

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  33. KING Nwa AMAKA4 August 2015 at 14:17

    That was the main reason I left my ex. That guy call call you 100 time. Sometimes I begin to wonder whether him brains they intact.

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    1. Jasmine4 August 2015 at 16:43

      Hahahahaha!!! Same here. Dude can give you 45 missed calls in the space of 20mins. Haba!!! If I call u twice and u don't pick, OYO. No time 4 rubbish

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  34. Anonymous4 August 2015 at 14:19

    Lol.... Dis dosnt apply to some debtors o. If u like call for 100 times ur name na OYO. I had an EX dat cheated for Africa, bobo dosnt pick calls once he's busy wit new babe

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  35. Cocoz4 August 2015 at 14:19

    Lol @ am I with ur destiny.

    That was how one toaster was giving me 50 missed calls every night. Midnight calls oo
    After two weeks of constant warnings to him and carrying charger up and down lecture halls....I called him up and got him arrested!
    After he bailed himself, he stopped talking to me even on d road

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  36. Unknown4 August 2015 at 14:22

    Am I with your destiny? Loooooolllllzzzzz

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  37. BLOGLORD (MVBM)4 August 2015 at 14:31

    When someone calls incessantly within minutes, it could be-

    *call for help
    *emergency
    *urgent attention
    * needing quick response to an important matter.

    Never disregard a continuous call within a time frame except you already know the person is an irritant. Even at that, pick up, listen for a few seconds, and if indeed its a meaningless call , then 'use brain discharge the caller'

    You only ignore a call when you are not close to your phone or driving or extremely busy or not permitted to use your phone within the area/location.

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    1. Unknown4 August 2015 at 15:48

      Chop kiss.

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    2. Sue4 August 2015 at 15:58

      Bloggie what if it's ceaseless calls from a well known pest

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    3. Jasmine4 August 2015 at 16:45

      Bloglord, I want to believe an 'idiot' has not called u for straight 30 mins and when u manage to pick, he says I just want to hear ur voice...

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    4. BLOGLORD (MVBM)4 August 2015 at 16:54

      Sue, since you know the person is a pest, just send an sms saying

      "Busy. Send a text"

      Of which you will never reply to especially when it's "his/her usual stupid talk" but at least u get d reason why he/she is calling.

      I say this because sometimes that "pest" maybe in some serious life threatening trouble but because we've categorized him/her as one, we fail to help and prolly blame ourselves when it's too late.

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    5. BLOGLORD (MVBM)4 August 2015 at 16:56

      Chickie. The kiss no reach me. Pls send more. Lol

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  38. Justyswt4 August 2015 at 14:32

    Lol, but some peeps can even see more than 20 missed call on their phones and still won't call the no back. Or some will just flash.

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  39. Unknown4 August 2015 at 14:50

    Lol, I do that some time is just so frustrating .

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  40. ukbliss4 August 2015 at 14:54

    Stupid people everywhere

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  41. Jide4 August 2015 at 14:56

    Lmso

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  42. Unknown4 August 2015 at 14:57

    Very funny..

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  43. ukbliss4 August 2015 at 14:58

    Stupid people everywhere

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  44. Unknown4 August 2015 at 14:59

    40 missed calls ke? Some folks are obsessed like that

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  45. Unknown4 August 2015 at 15:00

    Lmao. So funny

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  46. Unknown4 August 2015 at 15:14

    Lol!!!!! Funny.

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  47. Swiss4 August 2015 at 15:22

    Lol
    If anybody is disturbing u just post his number on OLX

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  48. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady4 August 2015 at 15:29

    Obsessive/Psychopaths mschew

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  49. Flourish 4 August 2015 at 16:34

    Haba! When you no be MTN call center.

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  50. Unknown4 August 2015 at 16:56

    Divine and happiness please take note. Lol

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  51. Anonymous5 August 2015 at 03:04

    Dahs why u comment multiple times
    Cos u a stalker in real life
    We knw ya type

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  52. Miss Ess5 August 2015 at 05:08

    Well, it could be an emergency

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  53. udochi5 August 2015 at 09:56

    Hahahahaha. Me I would place his number on Konga and jumia. Ppl would call him to purchase all kinds of goods. Bloody civilians

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  54. Anonymous5 August 2015 at 10:21

    if its an emergency, any normal person willl send a text. People just dont want to believe that other people are busy or simply dont feel like talking at a particular time.

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