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Saturday, August 08, 2015

Trending On Nigerian Twitter #SecSchoolinNigeria

Nigerians go down memory lane on Twitter recounting their Secondary school days..lol

















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83 comments:

  1. Sara8 August 2015 at 11:38

    Stella these ones aren't even funny..u need to see what I've been seeing. .I don laugh die tire. And u won't understand mist of them if u didn't attend boarding school. .wish I could send them to u. .them full my phone plenty. .

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    1. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)8 August 2015 at 14:13

      Gbam Stella, this one sef no funny.
      I can relate to everything..
      #memories..I miss Juniorate!

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    2. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:31

      Pls ill love to see dem oo..... Send dem to her mail nah...... Lmao just so funny

      #abbytohxoft

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    3. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:54

      I Don laugh taya for the once I dey see since Thursday

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    4. my opinion8 August 2015 at 16:25

      Can relate

      #fggcdays#

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    5. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 19:19

      I miss fgci days.... and dose very wicked seniors!!! Eg serifat jimoh n dabrat

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    6. LA BUSH8 August 2015 at 20:13

      Thatigbobabe, na my own juniorate? As in HIJC? Secondary school has d best memories aswear

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    7. mzmaris9 August 2015 at 00:42

      @thatigbogirl....mother of perpetual help girls juniorate...issele uku?

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  2. Unknown8 August 2015 at 11:40

    Yeah...it was fun mehn...💯💯

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  3. Irene Bernards8 August 2015 at 11:50

    Chei.
    That last one is the very truth. I knew next to nothing in Further Maths n my next locker neibo was a genius in F.M,Maths n Physics. Ask her during F.M exams,She will say,Wait,I'm coming. I'm still calculating. Five minutes to end of test,Wait,I'm coming. Whenever she stood to go n submit,she'll say,what number?. I'll say Nkita lachaa gi Anya,idiot. I eventually dropped the subject when the teacher called me to d staffroom to ask what the problem was(I scored very low.).
    I always retaliated on the days we wrote subjects I excelled in.

    I heard she lectures Maths n Statistics now.
    Good for her

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    1. Amaka Hundeyin8 August 2015 at 14:01

      Lol. FM wasn't that hard nah

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    2. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:06

      Lol
      That girl 'wickedt' no be small

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    3. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:12

      Lol


      Good for her indeed.


      I totally have a thing against maths.

      I just made sure to made high scores in it in my O Levels, and after that, no be me and Maths o.

      I didn't even go near Further Maths at all. I wan die?



      Lol


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    4. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)8 August 2015 at 14:52

      Pele ti e. Hahaha.
      Guy was mean to you.

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    5. Iphie dearie8 August 2015 at 16:22

      Kikiki@nkita lachaa gi anya!!!!

      @amaka! Say whatt??? Further maths was not tough? Nooooooooooooo!!!!

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  4. Chy 🌹8 August 2015 at 11:53

    I hate MR NJOKU of OGSS till date. Wat dt man did to me eeeh? Chaiiiii
    At a point,i started dreadin his classes.
    Wicked teesha..

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    1. Iphie dearie8 August 2015 at 16:24

      Bia nwa,so imacha Mr Njoku?
      So igara Ojimgbo?
      Hmmmmmmmmmm



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    2. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 18:23

      And u must address her as ' Bia nwa' as per ya house maid? People be looking down on pple.

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    3. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 19:31

      Oh I rmba inspection days...whre u wld bring out fine n assorted stuffs to decorate ur room... and lay ur bed with white bedsheets and countapain or water a dat ting was called

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    4. Belle S9 August 2015 at 12:04

      Anon 18:23 bitter soul. Didn't u get the tone of familiarity here? Comprehension must be really hard. Umu imo/owr brought ups I greet oo. I went to a private missionary school (Assumpta Girls...) but I had alota frds in Ojimgbo and Fedi then set 2005. Ekene kwa m o

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    5. Anonymous9 August 2015 at 12:53

      Ojimgbo babes always representing.is Mr Njoku also sir beautiful?me i dread Mr anyanwu more than Ebola.

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    6. Cocoz9 August 2015 at 15:10

      See ojimgbo chikalas!!
      I dreaded Mr. Anyanwu more than any other person.
      Sir beautiful the maths teacher was nice nah

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  5. Unknown8 August 2015 at 12:08

    Lmao, there is nothing Nigerians won't come up with

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  6. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com8 August 2015 at 12:10

    Hahahahahahaahahha

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  7. Marilyn Monroe 8 August 2015 at 12:11

    Stella can so carry last! Stale gist!!!!!

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    1. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:13

      Stale but interesting.


      How contradictory, right?

      We love it that way.
      You should too,else you won't be here.

      *kisses*


      Hehehe


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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  8. Unknown8 August 2015 at 12:14

    Hilarious!!!

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    1. ****Bbjac****8 August 2015 at 13:23

      When you resume sch with all ur goodies and extra uniforms,only to return home with a borrowed uniform cos all has been stollen.

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    2. ****Bbjac****8 August 2015 at 13:33

      When you resume sch with all ur goodies and extra uniforms,only to return home with a borrowed uniform cos all has been stollen.

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    3. Iphie dearie8 August 2015 at 16:26

      @Blessing... borrowed uniform without your under wears sef!
      I used to wonder why people stole so bad in school then.

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    4. Baylow8 August 2015 at 20:55

      @blessing, story of my life. I'd even return with Ghana must go after which they've "fapped" my box. Chai I suffer no b small

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    5. Unknown9 August 2015 at 04:31

      Ahahah this was so me. And I hated that when all my uniforms and day wear kept getting missing, my mom now got tired and decided to write my name conspicuously on my clothes.. it was embarrassing.. so sometimes I borrowed my friend's shirt to class so that boys won't laugh at me. Ahahah and days I misplace my uniform skirt or shirt, I would just kukuma go to the line were we dried our clothes to pick anybody's shirt that fit. Then would twerk to class hoping the owner wouldn't identify it and embarrass me outside.

      Or was it the days that when water was scarce and everyone padlocked their bucket of water under their beds.. I remember once that I didn't have a padlock, and someone lifted me and my bunk and stole my water while I slept.. woke up to an empty bucket and started crying. Chaiii nostalgia extraordinary

      We had a boultry were we ate goodies during break hour. Those who didn't have money again would famz those who had, will now do follow follow and follow to boultry.. only to be looking at their friends mouths as they drank and ate, hoping to be offered the remaining coke. Lmaoo.. starvation period in school was bad. If ur provision finish before exams are over u don peme be that o. Everyone go turn beggy beggy

      OK bye

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  9. Believe All8 August 2015 at 12:16

    Nigeria's with their life

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  10. Unknown8 August 2015 at 12:19

    Wen u ar d only one with milk n cabin biscuit twards d end of term, wen u ar sooo nice 2 ur immediate juniors cos ur younger sis is in jss 1, wen u hav ur name printed on ur pinafore n shirt so nobody can steal dem, wen u ar d one with d highest score afta a history exam n classmates b giving u d loooookk, heheheheheh so much 2 write. I miss my FGGC langtang days ...

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    1. ****Bbjac****8 August 2015 at 13:30

      #Team fedico#when u ll b eyeing all d fine male copers in sch, when the seniors ll shout any hanging pant!u dare not b d last. When u keep malice n a senior gives both of u thread to chew till both ur lips touches each other,lol..when you do rub n shine to sch during hamatan.I so miss dos days.Fggc kazaure n fggc bida

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    2. Unknown8 August 2015 at 17:10

      Yes oooo, rub n shine days ooooo,with dat kain cold in jos? Who fit bath? End of term goin home with chopped hair,cos of harsh harmattan

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    3. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 19:34

      My fellow pro unitate peeps!!! I always look forward to FEDCOL GAMES. ..... when ud be extra neat to attract chaps from oda schl. .. Dose ones from oda schl sef go dey form...lol... i miss dose days mehn!! I hail our almighty sprinters den.. Iyere, Bolaji Gold

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    4. Lovetoloveu11 August 2015 at 13:11

      Pro Unitate. Those harmattan days harsh o. Rub and shine was d order of the day. Abi na tapping of water: one bowl each until your bucket full. those days Hehn!

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  11. Unknown8 August 2015 at 12:19

    Rotfl

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    1. Anu Funke8 August 2015 at 19:59

      Vals day was always interesting. .. with d shout of "e Don land oo"

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  12. Unknown8 August 2015 at 12:19

    Wen u ar d only one with milk n cabin biscuit twards d end of term, wen u ar sooo nice 2 ur immediate juniors cos ur younger sis is in jss 1, wen u hav ur name printed on ur pinafore n shirt so nobody can steal dem, wen u ar d one with d highest score afta a history exam n classmates b giving u d loooookk, heheheheheh so much 2 write. I miss my FGGC langtang days ...

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    1. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:15

      Ahhhh


      Sewing your name unto your pinafore and daywear,didn't stop some people from stealing them o.


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    2. Baylow8 August 2015 at 20:57

      Some would steal uniforms and wear cardigan on it, hahaha.

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  13. cinderellla8 August 2015 at 12:25

    That guy should speak for himself abeg.. I never preferred furthermaths to shorthand

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    1. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:16

      Lol

      My fellow maths hater


      I didn't do any of them,thankfully.


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    2. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)8 August 2015 at 15:02

      Who is Lagos?
      Schullz of Classic Fm97.3 killing it with solid jamz.

      Ama rock da floor till even.
      En Vogue. SWV. Etc.

      #homealone.

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  14. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 12:26

    lovely memories...still laughing....use to play d good girl back then..i received a love letter..those funny romantic grammer seasoned ones tru a love courier..d next day i packaged a supposed

    response tru same lov messanger..all da boyz gathered in excitement to read but d shreded pieces of paper i packaged blew into thr faces..my laff..fast forward..one of d guys
    borrowed my notebook wrote d word I LOV U

    ......and ends it with d name of of one of d hot
    guys on my next available page so much like my
    hand writing n passed it round..they punctured
    my ego...i cried n cried coz d guy was feeling so
    cool abt d whole thing...say na me dey toast am..

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  15. Kosi 8 August 2015 at 12:31


    Just remembered my primary school days. Our class teacher can flog for Africa. So, in other to escape his flogging, u have to bribe him with edible stuff. I'd "fap" provisions from our store to give him, packets of milk, bornvita etc.. D man enjoyed eh, cause we were always in competition of who give him d best...

    Till one day, breeze blow fowl yansh open.. Thiefing teacher!!

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    1. Iphie dearie8 August 2015 at 16:29

      Corrupt teacher!
      Potential child molester!
      From provisions now,he will start pressing breast!

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  16. Calabar babe is back8 August 2015 at 12:33

    This really made me laughter. FGGC Calabar peeps can relate with this.

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  17. Unknown8 August 2015 at 12:39

    Stella don't I just love you... I thought you didn't get the mail I asked you to go on twiteer since you didn't reply that one.

    This is the baddest hash tag ever and I'm guilty of most of em' hahahahaha

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  18. Unknown8 August 2015 at 12:42

    I laughed that day ehn, you actually have to see the tweets on Twitter to understand how funny that hash tag is. This post didn't do it justice. And the pictures are not showing well here too

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  19. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)8 August 2015 at 12:58

    Bishop Lasbrey's seniors bullying...
    Nna mehn sec sch sweet. When you were trying to hide yr last garri n some1 caught u red handed...hahahaah

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    1. Unknown8 August 2015 at 17:02

      Wow Blgss, was there for few yrs b4 fggc tins

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    2. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 19:41

      Dats aw one Snr sumbo den was so stingy dat she could use one broom from beginin of term till d end... Dats aw one day one ss3 babe wanted to drink garri n Snr sumbo had drinking water in her keg.. Wen d Snr asked her she sed she doesn't have ....sumbo naw went to pour dettol insyd d keg just Bcos she doesn't want to part with a bowl of drinking water. Na so d Snr nab her now said if I can't use it to drink garri I will use it to baff. #FGCI tins

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  20. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady8 August 2015 at 13:01

    When u wear abt 4 t 5 shorts under ur school uniform so dt f Cain u will receive @ skl wnt hurt ur butts.

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    1. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)8 August 2015 at 14:59

      When Seniors be topping your Peak Milk Container. A sign they dig your hard, dark and round nipples.

      The toasting no be here mehhhnnn.
      Peeps be warming up when u dressing up.
      Omor, I ended up in the Staff Quarters, not can shout abeg.

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  21. Jasmine8 August 2015 at 13:21

    Lol. I wore so many shorts under my skirt back then in secondary school

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  22. Amaka Hundeyin8 August 2015 at 14:04

    That sweet moment when you're the one talking but the time your partner contributes is when the teacher turns and catches her and be like go and kneel in the sun. Kwakwakwa

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  23. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:07

    Lmho!


    I had so much fun on Twitter with this.

    So many funny memories.


    When a senior gives his #100 to buy two packs of Gala and one bottle of La Casera, and bring back #50 change.


    Boarding school was fun maynne.

    Holy Rosary College,you taught me well.


    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Tochini Beads and Bridals,Lagos9 August 2015 at 02:03

      Which HRC? Not Enugu I hope..
      What did u people turn that school into.. when I was there it's illegal to send a junior on errands sef.. But we had fun and even years later we still can't stop raving about that school.

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    2. Unknown9 August 2015 at 09:51

      Tochini, Enugu o.


      Under Sister Mercy,strict woman.


      Heard she's been sent forth.


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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  24. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:09

    Used to be so eager to hear the lunch break bell ring..
    Choi iya muji jollof rice do me strong thing
    That woman food can sweet ehn

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  25. Unknown8 August 2015 at 14:12

    When you put note book inside your short before you receive the Cain lol

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  26. ChyAdaJesus8 August 2015 at 14:13

    Lmao.....

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  27. orela8 August 2015 at 14:18

    I so miss FGC Idoani. ...
    Choi

    Boarding school was fun...

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    1. Baylow8 August 2015 at 21:00

      I can't miss the evil school Biko, mans dem suffer no be small.

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  28. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 14:25

    When there are always ghost stories of gwegwe, Lady koi koi (the sound of her high heeled shoes), bush baby, phantom snakes etc. Washing of toilets(nyamaaa) was the worst punishment followed by cutting of grass( when most kids havent seen and touched real cutlass mtcheeeeeew). where you develop your first crush and learn to daydream... nawaaaa. #Secschoolinnaija

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  29. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 14:25

    When there are always ghost stories of gwegwe, Lady koi koi (the sound of her high heeled shoes), bush baby, phantom snakes etc. Washing of toilets(nyamaaa) was the worst punishment followed by cutting of grass( when most kids havent seen and touched real cutlass mtcheeeeeew). where you develop your first crush and learn to daydream... nawaaaa. #Secschoolinnaija

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    1. Unknown9 August 2015 at 04:34

      And madame kanko. And the one that used to back a baby. Ahahahah

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  30. emperor8 August 2015 at 14:38

    When u are asked to come out 4 morning rosary and u go to d classroom to sleep.hahaha

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  31. Miss Ess8 August 2015 at 14:43

    Hahahahaha

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  32. prettysinnee8 August 2015 at 16:33

    I missed my secondary skool..federal government girls college ibusa delta state....

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    1. Anonymous9 August 2015 at 18:30

      My Alma mater. I was 2003 set. Which set r u

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  33. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 18:21

    Wen its time for manual labour and ur medical report is soo tight..... #Crosslegged in bed enjoyin senior jokes# choi is sooo miss FGC okigwe

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  34. Unknown8 August 2015 at 19:16

    Wen u form chest pain aft d 1st round of 4.am Saturday jogging, so u can go back 2 bed, aided by ur naughty friends

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  35. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 20:47

    Those days in sec school we went to complain to our year head that we were not learning further maths his replied was ' Una never sabi maths finish Una wan further am'

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  36. Anonymous8 August 2015 at 23:18

    When you return home with only one pant....lol....meanwhile before then you will wash it every night and spread by your bed to dry before wearing next day....

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  37. Anonymous9 August 2015 at 08:42

    Where you become a badass liar, not even a gun can make u take back ur lie. If u do, u r so gone. Zapping from punishments or inspection. Faking asthma attack during mini stadium punishments... every fggc owerri babe can relate.....lol.

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  38. Anonymous11 August 2015 at 01:42

    sisi eko did you attend command ipaja?

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  39. Anonymous11 August 2015 at 01:42

    sisi eko did you attend command ipaja?

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