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Saturday, August 08, 2015

This Should Be Fun......





I saw his GIANT sized 'gbola' for the first time and almost fainted and he thought i was childish..LMAO!







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    1. He smashed my 1 week old phone against d wall cos I didn't post our pics on val's day. Came back d following day wit d kind of phone (brand new), asked 4 forgiveness n begged me to display our pics. As if he'd die if I didn't...

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    2. I KNEW MY EX WAS CRAZY WHEN HE CALLED ME BELLA IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT but my NAME IS NOT BELLA. I screamed wtf and his guilty face and sudden limp kiniko would make an epic pic. That ended the chapter.....sid

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    3. I KNEW MY EX WAS CRAZY WHEN HE CALLED ME BELLA IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT but my NAME IS NOT BELLA. I screamed wtf and his guilty face and sudden limp kiniko would make an epic pic. That ended the chapter.....sid

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    4. Hahahaha....yes oooo...

      When I saw a missed call from him some days back.

      Dude must be deranged cause he knows the last thing I'll do in this life is to take his calls.

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    5. When he beat up his sister bcos of me and the issue we(i and him) both had

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    6. @Lara yeah he sure is crazy
      Wtf!!!

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    7. I no get any ex
      Once we break up
      Then u 'never existed'
      I get selective amnesia

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    8. Lol@selective amnesia!correct!
      ...well I knew mine was crazy when he asked me for anal sex,crowned it by attempting it!i just asked him a question; are u mad??wtf!he hasn't answered that question till I got married,well basically becos he never saw me again to know wat was on my mind,fool kept apologising and sending pple to apologise for what dey do not know!

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  2. When I locked myself into a room during an arguement and he broke d door down.

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    1. Omo...na psyca patients una bin dey date o.

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  3. *thinking*



    *sips strawberry smoothie*



    *reclines on a sofa*


    *shines teeth, waiting t read comments*

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    1. Knew my ex was crazy when he told me his dead mother(dude always claimed to be clairvoyant) asked him not to leave the girl he was dating and be with me because he was the only reason the girl had turned from her wayward ways. Apparently, he,was her only chance at a decent, straightforward life.

      Meanwhile, he wanted me to hang around and sneak with him.

      I must have really looked dumb to that nigga..

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    1. Cynthia d pretender. No experience indeed. Holy nweje. Mschweee

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  5. ....when she asked me to buy d kinda dress I got for her 2 friends cos dey r both single

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    1. Lmfao!!! U shud as well marry all 3 of dem since boys don finish for igboro!

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  6. When he said I still "rough you "....I can't do without you bla bla bla.

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  7. He kwaked me down!

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  8. He walked on broken bottles cos he saw me chatting with a childhood friend.....
    Kai, I thank God I didn't marry M....
    Hmnnnn

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    1. That one dey mad oo,obsesive mofo....

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    2. Hmm na wa o oh bukky, I happy for you.

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  9. When he told me he doesn't eat a girl up bt expected to be given a BJ

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  10. Stella ur story no join at all. How is the fact tot u are childish for fainting crazy?

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  11. He threatened me with a knife during a quarrel and said he didn't mean a word of it after i ended the relationship that day.

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  12. He made to lick my butt hole during sex.

    #yucK

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    1. Gay alert

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    2. @ Sugar rush, that was my exact thought. He said since I didn't want him to lick, I should try it out on him. Had to borrow leg and move far.

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    3. In preparation for the invasion

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    4. My boo does this shii a lot o....as in suckit dry
      Front and back......the whole line
      But he's never talked about sticking anything in it.

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  13. That because we were Christians and the seed of Abraham, that we were covered to even commit fornication (he even quoted scriptures to support his evil plan)

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    1. Hehehehe
      Ex from the pit of hell

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  14. WHEN he wanted to use his tongue 2 wash plate #toto#and anus at the same time !
    That guy is a dishwasher!
    #hubby dey learn work were dat one dey.....

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    1. Very funny....@ dishwasher

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    2. Hahahaha haha. .. @Dishwasher oo... lmao OMG hubby ur in trouble

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  15. He wanted to chew off my nipples all in d name of sucking my boobs as foreplay. Btw he had d tinest dick I have ever seen. Like a toothpick

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  16. When he left toto and wanted to go tru anus

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  17. When was making moves(sex) in the club(vip section) + always putting his finger in my punany every time we go swimming... #crazyfun

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  18. When was making moves(sex) in the club(vip section) + always putting his finger in my punany every time we go swimming... #crazyfun

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  19. When he loved sniffing my worn panties

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  20. He demanded for annal....

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  21. When he said losing u is my greatest fear.

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  22. Came visiting one cool saturday afternoon like that. He removed all his clothes. And gradually removed all my clothes . then soaked all of them in water.
    God almighty.
    You can imagine the rest......


    A neighbour's wife later settled d quarrel. I left in d woman' s clothing.

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  23. When he locked me up in his house knowing fully well I had a wedding to attend and came back home lying that the police held him for over 4 hours#stupid crazy human being

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  24. When he injured himslf out of excitement to see me, on my way bck frm a long vacation.

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  25. Don't have an ex. Hubby is first and last

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  26. When he tapped my phone all because I was chatting with a particular guy. #walkedaway

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  27. when he asked me to finger his ass hole during foreplay...yuck! I reacted so strongly and he never asked again.

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  28. When he said he dreamt we got married and we were having sex. Tot he could trick me to spread legs

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  29. When he smells my pants to see if I have been with another one.
    When he put a tracker in my car and paid my cousin to tell on my activities
    I knew he was also from a crazy family when his brothers decided I must date one of them when I broke up with him, because they the fMily didn't want to loose me.

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  30. I knew my Ex was crazy when instead of kissing me, he will be teething me.
    Nacking his teeth on my teeth. Kakaram kakaram kikikakaram

    Its like he promised his forefathers that he will break my teeth.



    XOXO MYSTERY

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    1. 😂😂😂😂

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    2. Lmao @kakaram kikikakaram d sound though

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    3. Bwhahahhahahahahahaha

      U eheee

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    4. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I can't what kind of kiss is that? Abi his teeth was too much for his mouth?

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    5. XoXo mystery don kill me ooo
      Hahahahahah.

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    6. Lmaooooo haha. Which one is kakaram biko? Una go kill person with laughter o

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    7. Hahahahahahaha.

      You're not very okay o. I visualized the scenario alongside the sound while reading.

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    8. Hahahaha chei this post wants to break my ribs oh.

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    9. Hahahahaha. Real kakaram

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    10. Hahahahaha.....lmao. You just made my day!!!! Hehehehehe

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    11. Laff wan kee me for this blog today.


      Kakaram kikirim


      Lol...bad kisser


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    12. Stewie Gilligan Griffin8 August 2015 at 20:39

      Ahahahahahahahahahaha @ kakaram, kakaram kikikakaram. Oh my.

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    13. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. ...Orishirishi

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    14. You got me laughing out loud babe,thanks

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    15. I am rolling on the floor here....men that was some description...i was hearing the sounds in my head...lol

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    16. LWKMD. You go fear passion now

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    17. Karma! This is truly crazy

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    18. omg omg!!! Funniest so far!! Mehn ur ex cray no be small. ..... Ur explanation sef no be for here!! Rotfl. .....

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    19. Babe, you're a real clown. This is really funny


      DAWN

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    20. LWKMD, anoda level of kissing

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  31. when he pushed me and I hit my head on the floor in the middle of an argument after I met another chic in hi apartment,without remorse o,dat day I saw my life flash before my eyes,den he later started begging with messages and calls,I told him that it was over and we can never even be friends...he was like but I said I am sorry!! I laughed and told him u r crazy dude there are so many things that cannot be fixed with sorry..

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  32. Meeting her for the first time and telling her lets go have a drink somewhere and she replied why not lets go to your house instead.

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  33. Kai!This one no be for innocent people.

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  34. Wen he started hitting his head on d wall d day I dumped, crying " No one will ever love u the way I do" #yimu

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  35. When he said im dreaming of the day u will buy me my first car. And we were both students ooh. The kind of speed i used out of that relationship eh. Im sure i gave Usain Bolt a run for his money.

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    1. You fuckup, my fiancé bought me a car in our year 3 and we were both students now I am on my third car with the same man and we are getting married next year!my ring is to die for believe me, never underestimate anyone

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    2. Kal
      poster said the guy said he was dreaming of the day, "she" would buy him a car.

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    3. Kal, always read well to understand before rushing to comment!

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    4. Yeye dey smell

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  36. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Lolx....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  37. When he said he wanted me to have his kid b4 he travelled out......a baby that looks just like me..........i borrow leg....ur fada
    When he said goin down on a girl is disgusting....but will always ask for it.......#nonsense.....d disgust got contagious
    The period i was with him
    When he said i should use cucumber on my a-hole to losen myself ang get used to it so we can have anal next time he came to town.........he should have given me a dildo so i can try it on him......what is good for d goose is good for d gander

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    1. Gosh where do you meet guys like this... Awful

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    2. Abso-nyashing-lutely.

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    3. Selfish bastard,your ex.

      And evil too.


      Tufia


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    4. You should have asked him to turn his yash and tried the cucumber on him. Crazy guy

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    5. When he called at 12pm from the office that we should meet in his house cos konji dey catch him, got home before me and had to drive down to my house to come and pick me up just because he wan do ooo. That type go dey nac housegirl akpako if conji catch am

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  38. When he wanted to delete all d guys in my bbm contacts
    When he fought with someone cos of me cos i wanted to break up and he thought d guy was d cause
    When he pulled a blade on me cos i was fed up with d r/ship
    Thank God for my Life........but seriously, i hate him so much nw

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  39. When he told me u cant love someone without having sex with them.....that they go hand in hand......lol.....that was d last day we ever saw...my name is aerial and i have mermaid foot

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  40. When he wanted to delete all d guys in my bbm contacts
    When he fought with someone cos of me cos i wanted to break up and he thought d guy was d cause
    When he pulled a blade on me cos i was fed up with d r/ship
    Thank God for my Life........but seriously, i hate him so much nw

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  41. When he said he wanted me to have his kid b4 he travelled out......a baby that looks just like me..........i borrow leg....ur fada
    When he said goin down on a girl is disgusting....but will always ask for it.......#nonsense.....d disgust got contagious
    The period i was with him
    When he said i should use cucumber on my a-hole to losen myself ang get used to it so we can have anal next time he came to town.........he should have given me a dildo so i can try it on him......what is good for d goose is good for d gander

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  42. ..when he wore my panties under his boxers, dressed and went to work, repeatedly!lol....he claimed it turned him on that his dick touched the same spot as my pussy,....#obsessionthings

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  43. ..when he promised to bathe me in Fanta the first time we would have sex, and he really did....cray cray...lol

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  44. Do I really have an ex??
    *thinking*
    Naa! I don't think so

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  45. lol @XOXO MYSTERY. choi ! una no go kill me. mine wanted me to leave my panties with him .but when I really knew he was crazy was when he told me he loves keeping snakes as pets. did I run for my life? ask usain bolts

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  46. When I had to tear all the pictures I took with male friends at NYSC orientation camp...Good I did'nt marry him...

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  47. wen my ex beat me and he was crying d same time.

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  48. wen my eex check and smell my underwear cos i use toliet roll to clean after using toilet ,he believe u cant use toliet roll expect to clean after sex ....mad man

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  49. When he started crying after beating my ass up

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  50. When he said I was going to be the one that willl buy cow for our wedding.

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  51. When he pulled his pants to show me he hadn't done anything with anyone, when I asked him of where he was coming from while I had to wait for him in his house.. crazy old days..

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  52. When giving him bj, he said I should pour his cum in my mouth back into his mouth...... Ummm excuse me pervert. It's bad enough that the damn thing was in my mouth. That's when I knew he was crazy

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  53. When he said he wants to marry me, get me pregnant and travel out within 3 months. The look I gave him was epic he won't forget it in a hurry.

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  54. When he showed me the bank teller of all the money he sent me while I was in school, monitors my calls and always saying that I was
    probably in a relationship with any guy that calls me on phone.

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  55. Leaving my ex opened my eyes to the fact that I lost one of the best outta the male folks...33my current guy has showed me hell,many crazy things mehn(melo melo in Olamide's voice)...

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  56. @ xoxo mystery my Belle aches. I couldn't even type mine

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  57. When he said we will borrow money to do our wedding.

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  58. When he said his friends are asking when I will buy the wedding ring.

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  59. Spitting on my face whenever we make love,and licking it all up afterwards.

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  60. I can't stop laughing with all these comments... hahohahohaho

    ckjacob.blogspot.com

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  61. On our first date,he took me out and I was feeling fly dat my boo had a ride.just after enjoying ourselves in a joint we collided with a bike on our way out.he stopped d car looked at d windscreen and starting crying'what will I tell mumsi'while people gathered.it was epic.lol

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  62. When a Grown ass man was always asking me to send him recharge card.

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  63. When he asked for permission to sleep with my roommate.

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  64. .....beat me and had forceful sex with me (2011).

    Ogochukwu Franklin Eto***, may God deliver u.

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  65. Anon 17:51 u got me laffing so so hard...He wud put up pics of different girls each time we had a fight.

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  66. He said I am the reason he is not yet married.

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  67. Ds one just cries n reports to every Tom,dick,and Harry,takes a pic of himself in tears and posts it online whenever we have an at arguement

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  68. LMAO @ most of the comments.

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  69. When he puts his dick inside me when we are sleeping at night so that nobody would take me away from him.

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  70. I knew he was insane when he flogged the first time we had sex. He said it was a way of washing off our sins. I ran away from him with the speed of light. #Oloriburukusomebody

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  71. When he saw Me in a friend's car (guy)ran after the car and was hitting on the side door with his bare hands so hard that it went it so deep u will think the car was hit by another car. Even strangers adviced me to run for my life.

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  72. When he didn't mind having sex with me while I was on my period, don't blame me you know how they are when hard. #coverface

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  73. When my Ex told me 'Men dont beg' and when I finally and truly dump his black ass, He came begging, knelt on the floor holding my leg.Crazy dude.Hahahahahahahaha

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  74. Yeeee can't stop laughing..

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  75. When he told me that it's only if he has sex with me that he doesn't last. Oh honey it's only if I am with you that I come in two minutes but if I am with other girls I can stay for ever, it is a sign that I love you and you are very sweet. Oloriburuku someborry. Didn't know the enjoyment of sex until I meet my hubby, omo na oyin [honey]

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  76. When he told me that it's only if he has sex with me that he doesn't last. Oh honey it's only if I am with you that I come in two minutes but if I am with other girls I can stay for ever, it is a sign that I love you and you are very sweet. Oloriburuku someborry. Didn't know the enjoyment of sex until I meet my hubby, omo na oyin [honey]

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  77. When he demanded for anal sex after refusing to give me heads.

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  78. When he couldn't get an erection and blamed me for it, saying I used jazz so he won't be able to sleep with me.

    The next time he said he couldn't get hard because I'm not sexy enough for him and maybe he doesn't like me that much. Later found out the dude had ED for a long time and was taking Viagra. Dumped his ass so fast.

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  79. When he came home from work n met his friend gisting with me...he walked d frnd out and warned him never to come to his house wen am d only one around... Also I was at his place at one time n his Bro n sis also came around, I remember I was always cooking n cleaning up without them helping out, I never knew he was watching..he got angry a couple of days later n ordered them to either start house cleaning n cooking or leave his house... I felt so embarrassed cos I dint want them to start hating on me... And when I was just getting comfortable n free with his brother, he sent d guy away before his days were up cos he started feeling jealous of how we were getting close...crazy!

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  80. When he broke up with me nd still want my waist,I have seriously not gotten over him till now,fell so deeply in love with him,we actully broke up because I refuse him of sex of which I was considering to give him on his birthday but he said he wanted a break nd I had to,I havent really loved again

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  81. Goodness gracious! There are crazy guys out there! Ladies.........we dey try o!

    DAWN

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  82. Lol funny people

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  83. When he made me delete all my male contact. I always catch him hiding around when am hanging out with friends ( stalker alert). When he offered to move to a new town with me barely one week after I met him( I got a job offer). HE actually did move with me, though I learnt he left the town after I dumped his sorry ass. Dude was obsessed

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