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Friday, August 14, 2015

Shocked 65-Year Old Man Spots Own Obituary Poster

The adage that wonders shall never end played out Thursday when a sixty-five year old man woke up to discover printed obituary posters of himself while he is still alive.



This happened in Edo state on August 13,2015.
Someone must have played a prank on him cos i dont know how to explain this




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69 comments:

  1. Doppelgänger14 August 2015 at 09:31

    Wonders!

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    1. calabar chick14 August 2015 at 10:31

      Haba!
      This is wickedness.
      The man shld be more prayerful cos enemies are at work.

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    2. Cynhams Cakes & Pastries, Abuja14 August 2015 at 10:31

      Na wah. This isva serious warning. That man needs to be extra careful of everyone aroound him.



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    3. Unknown14 August 2015 at 11:15

      Wonders shall never end I swear.

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    4. Tessbaby14 August 2015 at 11:24

      Real wonders.

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    5. Unapologetic Babe 😜14 August 2015 at 12:55

      Wonders shall never end...
      Strange things abound...
      This is not fair @ all... The man should be very prayerful...

      Who go get that kind stone mind do this kind thing to his fellow human?

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    6. Queen Bee14 August 2015 at 13:54

      Don't mind the man,his hands are not clean,he has either offended or duped someone.thats what bad guys do to pre inform u dat ur life is closely monitored......he should be careful.

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    7. Unknown14 August 2015 at 16:26

      Lmao. He's prolly owing and was hiding. So they adopted this measure to make him come out from his hiding place lolll. Not funny o

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  2. M-amie Hazard innit? 14 August 2015 at 09:35

    omg!!
    Benin witches are warning their grandmaster.
    he said even his daughter their talking about is abroad doing runs....
    all Benin girls are rugged awushas.
    shame!

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    1. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 11:40

      God! Your english is dead! Did u goto school atall! Wow! Reading ur commet peppered my eye!

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    2. Unknown14 August 2015 at 11:48

      He didnt say abroad doing runs. Just abroad. lol

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    3. La bebe14 August 2015 at 13:27

      Anon 11.40 your "commet" though.

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  3. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 09:35

    Edo state? No be where winch dey fly for hot afternoon and naked normal korokoro eyes dey see am? Them don fly pin posters of the man' s demise.

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    1. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 11:00

      Oga u re so dumb,how can witches fly in d afternoon,is it only edo dat has witches,even d igbos,hausa has witch,i am nt an edo person,but grew up here,so think with urbrains not your anus,goat

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    2. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 11:15

      Idiot

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    3. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 11:17

      No worry them go stil fly get u .expect us.

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    4. RICHBEE14 August 2015 at 13:29

      You are just a big fool

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  4. FOLARIN14 August 2015 at 09:36

    That must be his family at work
    They want him to die so they can share his properties.
    Tufiakwa!

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  5. Unknown14 August 2015 at 09:37

    The man needs to be more prayerful, careful and vigilant cos it seems like someone is trying to send him a message.

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  6. Monkey Face14 August 2015 at 09:43

    Hahhahahhahhahhahaha!!!!!

    This is soooo funny!

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  7. Otuonye Chidera14 August 2015 at 09:46

    This is not a joking matter oooo

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  8. Unknown14 August 2015 at 09:47

    Or the obituary was printed in readiness for his murder.


    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  9. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 09:49

    OMG! Not funny at all, lmao.

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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  10. Mystique14 August 2015 at 09:50

    This might be spiritual oh! Hmm.....

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  11. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 09:50

    na wao. God forbid bad thing

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  12. naijaflo14 August 2015 at 09:51

    Lol. This is serious? Wonders shall never really end.
    naijaflo.com

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  13. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 09:52

    Edo people I dey hail,una Don dey celebrate the person b4 him die sef,I fear una, una doooo ooo.

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    1. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 11:16

      Fear your village firts and na una dey go pray for mountain against generational curse idiot edo kill u there

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  14. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)14 August 2015 at 09:52

    He might have been the one.
    Who will have the mind to play such prank?

    There is a myth that says if you are rumoured to be dead while still alive, you will live longer.

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  15. Bee10(mummytwins)14 August 2015 at 09:54

    Na wa why should anyone play that kind of prank that is a sick one!

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  16. Miss Ess14 August 2015 at 09:54

    This is not fair

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  17. Unknown14 August 2015 at 09:55

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Lmaoooo.... See gobe abeg.... His enemies are really at work i swear.... #NowPlaying>> you suppose knw: bez...
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  18. Cocoz14 August 2015 at 09:55

    Loool.
    He should check the people he owes!

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  19. Unknown14 August 2015 at 09:57

    Lol

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  20. Jasmine14 August 2015 at 10:00

    Lol...they want to kill the man by force

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  21. Unknown14 August 2015 at 10:00

    I guess people prefer him dead.

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  22. Unknown14 August 2015 at 10:01

    Lol
    World people.

    Oga you shall not die but live.

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  23. PRECIOUS ME14 August 2015 at 10:02

    Witches n wizards are @ wrk.

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  24. onyiiasa14 August 2015 at 10:04

    BLOG ANALYSER: Hian! What do we call this one?

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  25. faithful faith14 August 2015 at 10:06

    Someone wants him dead!!

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  26. ngfineface14 August 2015 at 10:07

    Wonders shall never end.

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  27. Rudegirl..14 August 2015 at 10:11

    This is unbelievable!
    This act must be from sumone who wished him dead..
    Baba, this is a sign that u will live long

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  28. Unknown14 August 2015 at 10:12

    Is an expensive joke.

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  29. Yori Yori Princess14 August 2015 at 10:25

    Am sure the children wants to collect his house. he must be a landlord. Edo witches flying every minute.

    It is only landladies that are much in Edo State.

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  30. Unknown14 August 2015 at 10:26

    Na wao...
    What an expensive Joke...

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  31. Salvation14 August 2015 at 10:29

    What kind of joke is dis biko?

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  32. Unknown14 August 2015 at 10:29

    rip

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  33. Chidinma Grace14 August 2015 at 10:31

    Maybe he is a bad man! Dia is no smoke without fire.

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  34. nzubeizuu14 August 2015 at 10:39

    Incredible! Who plays joke with death? Na waoo

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  35. Ɛß♥ИY™14 August 2015 at 10:41

    Things are happening.....the man should be careful cos d person/ persons behind it is planning his murder

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  36. Unknown14 August 2015 at 10:48

    My distant uncle printed his obituary poster and went into hiding. We later discovered that he used it to dupe oyibo that gave him money to build factory. I suspect same for this man. Probably his daughter that lives abroad

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    1. Unknown14 August 2015 at 16:38

      Maybe his daughter that lives abroad is trying to apply for asylum under the guise that they are killing her family back home. So to further strengthen her case, she decided to print an obituary. Ahh I just dey talk my own o...cos this doesn't make sense.

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  37. Guineacar14 August 2015 at 10:51

    Lmfaooo. This is so hilarious.

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  38. Nicole14 August 2015 at 10:52

    Hmmmn! This must be a warning. I can't even imagine how he would have felt seeing it. He should be very careful and mindful of the people surrounding him.

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  39. Unknown14 August 2015 at 11:00

    Someone wants to kill him

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  40. Ayisire Juliet14 August 2015 at 11:19

    Jeeez dis is so funny d person dat did it is wicked sha

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  41. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 14 August 2015 at 11:31

    Eyaaaah poor man, I guess dey were just eager to trow a very big burial ceremony wia dia would be enuf food and drinks for all. Heheehheheheheh

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  42. original glow,maintenance,lightening,whitening and correcting cream from Switzerland.0812037480714 August 2015 at 11:40

    Wonders indeed nor dey end

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  43. Cynthia Iyede14 August 2015 at 11:46

    Such a weird joke. Not funny.

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  44. Nana baby14 August 2015 at 12:09

    Hmmmm....not even funny....d people dat want us dead will die in our place..Godforbid

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  45. Unknown14 August 2015 at 12:46

    Wonders shall never end
    God forbid

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  46. Anonymous14 August 2015 at 12:47

    Edo girls God forbid
    Their craft faster than fly Emirates
    Witchcraft & Aircraft no be d same?
    Ask Gordon if u doubt me

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  47. OfficialMerchant14 August 2015 at 13:58

    Dats so messed up menhh..lmao..

    Not kul mbok!

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  48. PD Young Billionaire15 August 2015 at 01:36

    Really strange.Nig I hail thee...

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  49. Anonymous15 August 2015 at 02:35

    No prank. Who did he piss off?

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  50. Anonymous15 August 2015 at 03:55

    a woman told me she post an obituary of her hubby cos he was a dead beat dad,so to her and d kids he is dead.....guess wat the man start paying to cut the long story short

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