2nd Semester Exams For Relationship Department
Course: Introduction to Love Mathematics
Course code: CEC 107
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an i-Phone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.
10. Draw a table illustrating the predicament of the ex-president and calculate the efficiency of English his wife would use on him,
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over
Am waiting for comments
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DeleteMamee stella, lolz
DeleteFrom the spelling of "lekpa" and "ukwu" I can categorically state that it was constructed by an Igbo person. Nwafo!
DeleteLol @anon 00:35
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ReplyDeleteLol Stella!! Which one u answer?
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ReplyDeletekikikikikikik hahahahahahh pls i wan get carryover abeg!
ReplyDeleteLol. Stella, you r not serious. I can only answer question 3
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DeleteLmao Stella Nwunye Korkus u r cray ds Monday...lmao. I studied maths but I no fit solve ds one. Abeg bv Nora Nelson step forward; u r a mathematician in whom am well pleased.
ReplyDeleteLmao!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing jare
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
I hate maths no be small. I wonder how I got 2.1 in engineering when everything was calculations and formulas. Lmfao
ReplyDeleteAshawo.
DeleteYes!
DeleteSame way I got a first class in Accounting! *winks*
DeleteIn the 5yrs I spent in school no babe graduated with a 2.1 in my faculty. I had 2.2mech, done masters already
DeleteUsing stella Korks formula, answer no 1 = **********
ReplyDeleteExpensive / foolish jokes
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ReplyDeleteLmao.
ReplyDeleteI suck at maths.
I'll pass abeg (pun intended) .
#WhiteDiamondOut
Give this lady a dog for proper identification of puns.
DeleteThis is hilarious
ReplyDeleteHilarious hahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDelete1. love/time wasted=no of sex × yrs ÷ breakup constant
ReplyDeletelooool
Yawns
ReplyDeleteIts really Monday laughs. I cannot even try to attempt any question
ReplyDeleteStella stop na! Bring ihn as e dey hot. Let ur 1 be 1 lol. Nor be Hollywood we dey oh. We nor like suspense hehehe
ReplyDeleteThe person wey write this thing get plenty time well well. Moving to the next post jaare
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ReplyDeleteHow will I attempt all of them when question 6 says only boys I know my A is guaranteed
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Lmao,so hilarious.Some people are really creative sha
ReplyDeleteThat no 4 is so easy na..
ReplyDelete( )= Ukwu!
Stella make i carry over abeg. no power to do this
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ReplyDeleteLol. Stella pls 'm allergic to this exam/test. Hehe
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Omo na too carry C/O no tym.... #NowPlaying>> stimulated: tyga...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Madam Stella, first of all 2hrs 30mins is too short to attempt all questions. I would have even tried but the time limit discouraged me.. Anyways...I'll attempt next time
ReplyDelete1) Let G = girl
ReplyDeleteTime = no of yrs = 3
L = love
B = breakup
Therefore, if
L = [ G*T ]- B,..............(1).......ans1
To get d time, make T the subject of the formular
L-B =G*T
Therefore, T = L - B/G.........(2).......ans 2
2)I'm not a guy...wouldn't know
3)OROBO. / LEKPA
*ukwu. / - ukwu
*full of love. /cold hearted due to exposed chest
*too much food / saves more money on food
* too heavy to carry up d stairs / nt 2 heavy
*no "jackie chan during sex" / unimaginable positions
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4) A portion of the female physique that drives men crazy and mades bitches proud or envious......a black man would understand.
ReplyDelete5) This states that d disappearance of my boyfriend whenever I ask for Iphone 6 is raised to power 1 milion........mathematically,
Boyfriend + Iphone 6 = 1 *10 exp 1000000
6) I'm not male...dnt qualify
7) Same as 6 above
8) Same as 6 and 7 above
9) Simple...this is because the females have an illusion of beinng in love, seeing as they are a romantic creature and always want to show off. While the males on the other hand, are stone cold cheaters.
10) No idea........probably because the thought of the english his wife would use on him is giving me a migraine.......conc one,,,,,and it's going...kpum! Kpum!! Kpum!!! Kpum!!!
I think I skipped d "A" and went ahead to first class.....
Nwa amaka....nde ewooo