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Monday, August 24, 2015

Monday Joke...

OMG!


LMAO!!!


As I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind, which is 'God please let me sit near a person that knows book',cos the stupid boy i
told to send me the answers on my phone looks like one who doesn't have sense.

God finally answered my prayer,the girl that i sat with was an Albino and she wore eyeglass that has rope, so i knew for sure that she knows book wella.


As the paper started, this girl started to misbehave o. She was
just covering her answers, but me as a sharp guy,i was spying the answer from 1 deadly angle.
when it remained just 10 minutes to go, this girl caught me copying her and started shouting at me, but i just ignored her, since i had almost copied
finish.

The next thing that i heard was my phone's message tone and i thought to myself ''This guy has finally sent the answer''  I sighed and then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I tore the one that i had copied from the albino girl and used it to stone Her.

 I kept the fresh booklet on top my table and used style to open the message,....i saw "To download IF YOU ASK ME by Omawumi, text *** to *** - 
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IHN coming soon.


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93 comments:

  1. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)24 August 2015 at 13:02

    Hahahahahaha....
    Serious Gobe!!...

    Education in Nigeria is total rubbish!...
    Tufia!!..

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    1. my opinion24 August 2015 at 13:43

      Lol...

      Hmmmm @ Education in Nig's total rubbish

      *Education is good* Nigeria or not!!!

      Delete
    2. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:55

      OMG! Hahahhaahhahahahahahahahah

      Delete
    3. Unknown24 August 2015 at 14:01

      Kikikikikikikikikikikiki
      God punish devil...

      Delete
    4. Unknown24 August 2015 at 14:23

      lmfbo.... buhahahaha

      Delete
    5. Unknown24 August 2015 at 14:24

      Hahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahaa don't mind mtn ooo it's the day u are expecting something like bank alert they'll send u 100 sms

      Delete
    6. A GIRL HAS NO NAME24 August 2015 at 14:57

      Lmaooo

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    7. Dika24 August 2015 at 17:24

      Yeepa!LMAO..
      MTN & their useless sms.

      Delete
  2. SWAG LAFRESH 24 August 2015 at 13:04

    OMG! Hahahahahahhahahha

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  3. BLOGLORD (MVBM)24 August 2015 at 13:06

    Am having a stressful monday.
    This joke didn't even make me smile.
    *sad
    I hate this particular monday

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    1. LeeBerty24 August 2015 at 13:59

      *hugs*

      Delete
    2. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 14:15

      No one cares attention seeker

      Delete
    3. calabar chick24 August 2015 at 14:21

      E-hugs momma!

      Delete
    4. Oil money24 August 2015 at 14:41

      Sorry dear. Your monday will be better in Jesus name

      Delete
    5. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 14:58

      Lol. Bloggie calm down. Your day couldn't ve been as bad as mine.
      Am having a shifty day. This post made me laugh.

      Delete
    6. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 14:58

      Hello Bloggie.
      Whatever is the Issue,plsssss be positive,you that puts a smile on our faces.
      This #stressful Monday # will definitely Come/ Go.
      Kpele. Plenty Plenty E-hugs

      Delete
    7. Irene Bernards24 August 2015 at 17:27

      Sorry.
      Make sure you get laid when you get home

      Delete
    8. ChyAdaJesus24 August 2015 at 22:09

      E hugs to u nne. Spot on @irene . Bloggy u don hear ram.

      Delete
    9. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)24 August 2015 at 23:35

      @Irene....Hahaha. Irene you spoil well well. Bloggie when you get home,take a hot shower and 'get down on it'. Irene has spoken.


      @Calabar chick and @ChyadaJesus...your e- hugs go help am so?


      Where is The General' s Wife?
      Abi she go summer for Obodo Oyibo?

      Delete
    10. BLOGLORD (MVBM)25 August 2015 at 00:44

      Awww...thanks guys!
      Better people.
      #Group hug
      Irene lol.

      Delete
  4. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:06

    OMG, how can u tear your booklet without confirmation?

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  5. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:08

    Death of life. Extra yr things

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  6. Ice Queen24 August 2015 at 13:10

    Hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahah lmao God don catch you

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  7. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)24 August 2015 at 13:11

    Lol
    Mumu boy

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  8. tomiwealth24 August 2015 at 13:11

    Tear fire
    without first confirming if it was the answers that came in through the text message

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  9. Iphy24 August 2015 at 13:11

    Hahahahahahhahhah.. God don punish am

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  10. FOLARIN24 August 2015 at 13:12

    LMAO
    See gobe

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  11. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:13

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
    .
    Not funny... #NowPlaying>> cant feel my face: the weekend....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  12. Anu Funke24 August 2015 at 13:14

    Stupidity at its peak.... y dint he open text b4 asking for new sheet n tearing his ansa sheet? ? Ntoor for him

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    1. original glow,maintenance,lightening,whitening and correcting cream from Switzerland.0812037480724 August 2015 at 13:47

      Na joke oo. Didn't you see the caption above? Why so worked up?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 16:55

      Lmao... ah ah Anu easy na... lwfm see personal things o. Choi

      Delete
  13. God's Belove24 August 2015 at 13:14

    one chance olodo...kikikikiki

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  14. whatsup24 August 2015 at 13:15

    fucking sick and tired of these jokes...approve comments on time...that is more important than posting stupid jokes...try to make better use of your time...

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    1. Ada Mazi24 August 2015 at 13:44

      U don chop?

      Delete
    2. original glow,maintenance,lightening,whitening and correcting cream from Switzerland.0812037480724 August 2015 at 13:53

      And u just had to open the stupid joke n even threw in a comment.....glucose+honey+saccharine is what u need

      Delete
    3. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 14:42

      Relax, Breathe! Stella us not the cause of your misery.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 14:43

      *is*

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    5. Oil money24 August 2015 at 14:43

      Whose blog are u on? She drag u mek u come read her blog by force? Many lunatics roaming about mehn

      Delete
    6. Kiks24 August 2015 at 15:02

      Why not try your hand at having your own blog? Don't allow Stella annoy you. Sorry you hear? Meanwhile you wan use the comments collect money for bank? Cos that's the only reasonable explanation for this frustration. Again I say sorry.

      Delete
    7. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 15:18

      @Whatsup, you are a jobless mofo.
      Get a good job first. Jokes will start being funny to you.
      Instead of waiting to read comments all the time.

      Delete
    8. Ada Mazi24 August 2015 at 15:54

      @ Omasiri; u forgot to tell the olodo to take 10mls of it thrice a day. LMAO!

      Delete
  15. Flourish 24 August 2015 at 13:19

    Hahaha! See jonzing.

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    1. baby24 August 2015 at 14:14

      Enemies have destined this one to fail and he too is supporting them

      If i hear say i copy from albino wey wear ''eyeglass with rope'' come tear..???
      No naaa......

      Delete
  16. ELENA (HER MAJESTY)24 August 2015 at 13:20

    *yawns*

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  17. la effizy24 August 2015 at 13:20

    Na lie. It is only a proper Olodo that will take such chances.

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  18. CASTILO4REAL(sexy mama)24 August 2015 at 13:23

    LMAO.

    EXAM MALPRACTICE GONE WRONG

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  19. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:24

    Not funny At all or maybe is because am not dat happy today.

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    1. calabar chick24 August 2015 at 14:22

      E-hugs bae

      Delete
    2. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 15:02

      Even You Chick Felix.
      Kpele Kpele.
      All my Favourite #Comments# BVs are down 2day.
      KILO SHELE?
      It's well

      Delete
    3. Unknown24 August 2015 at 16:43

      @calabar chick and anon thanks kisses

      Delete
    4. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 16:47

      Chick Felix, why are you sad?
      Abi you no gbensh yesterday night?

      Delete
    5. ChyAdaJesus24 August 2015 at 22:10

      Cheer up babes. Life is beautiful.

      Delete
  20. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:25

    Hahahahaha.....This is cray...

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  21. Lizzy T24 August 2015 at 13:26

    Hahahahaha!!!! Lmao!!! When ur village people dey follow u and u sef dey follow back!

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  22. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 13:26

    Lol. MTN messages are very annoying eh. Imagine when is expectin an alert the next thin u see is annoying mesg

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  23. Delacreme Travels and Tours 24 August 2015 at 13:27

    lols stella, hahahahahahahahaha. u just made my made.
    thanks love

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    1. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 16:58

      The joke really enter you, she really made your made. I can't stop laughing especially where he squeezed his booklet and threw it at her. Lol

      Delete
  24. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:28

    see gobe!...lwkmd
    #patienceisavirtue

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  25. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:31

    Hahahaha! Lobatan!
    Just prepare for carry over!

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  26. Justyswt24 August 2015 at 13:33

    See igbese o. Lmao.

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  27. Adorable mummy24 August 2015 at 13:33

    Lol

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  28. Uriel (Freshdew)24 August 2015 at 13:39

    Lolz

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  29. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:44

    Lmaoooo

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  30. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)24 August 2015 at 13:46

    hahahahahahaha

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  31. Miss Ess24 August 2015 at 13:47

    Aaaahhhh wahala

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  32. Unknown24 August 2015 at 13:47

    Lmao

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  33. better pikin24 August 2015 at 13:54

    ROTL..hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  34. Chy 🌹24 August 2015 at 13:55

    I didn't laff...
    So cold..dis rain shld stop abeg!!!

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  35. Unknown24 August 2015 at 14:05

    Lmao

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  36. Unknown24 August 2015 at 14:05

    Haahahhha wahala!

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  37. Cynthia Iyede24 August 2015 at 14:05

    Lol. Gbese re o.

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  38. Unknown24 August 2015 at 14:09

    Lmao!!!

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  39. Unknown24 August 2015 at 14:11

    Hahhaahhaha stupid boy

    If I hear say I tear, me way go compare and contrast and use my own head and score highest...

    ReplyDelete
  40. Jasmine24 August 2015 at 14:22

    Hahahahaha, MTN o. And to think you'll get such messages when u r expecting something

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  41. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 0705960532024 August 2015 at 14:26

    Please house,did any one embark on that Ginger and lemon weight loss therapy,i want to hear your result

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    1. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 19:01

      Yeah did mine for two weeks and stopped cos lemon is difficult to get in my area. I saw one today about lime and few drops of honey. How much result have u seen?

      Delete
    2. lovely heart24 August 2015 at 23:35

      Doing lime and ginger. Made some progress in 2 weeks

      Delete
  42. SHAKITI BABY24 August 2015 at 14:27

    lmao,double wahala for dead body.

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  43. NWAKAEGO24 August 2015 at 14:29

    Mtn stop sending us stupid messages we are not interested

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  44. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)24 August 2015 at 14:32

    Hahahahahaha.
    Very funny.
    Na the albino head catch you.

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  45. Yori Yori Princess24 August 2015 at 14:36

    see serious gobe. na when maths exam dey come.. na so i go remember all the ugly people for class because most of them know maths very.

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  46. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 14:49

    lol. God punish devil. You don enter one chance be that!

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  47. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 24 August 2015 at 15:09

    @whatsup wetin dey do u sef? Na stella dey frustrate you? Hehehehehehehe abeg park well, she dint force u to read the article did she? YahooGalNoLaptop signing out

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  48. Unknown24 August 2015 at 15:15

    Lolz

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  49. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 15:21

    Stella....I don laugh sotey I fall for ground.
    Thanks dear, I first laugh in 3 days.

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  50. Bold and Beautiful24 August 2015 at 15:27

    Height if stupidity.Lmao

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  51. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 16:37

    lol at glasses with rope .

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  52. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 16:38

    lol at glasses with rope .

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  53. Anonymous24 August 2015 at 16:38

    lol at glasses with rope .

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  54. Unknown24 August 2015 at 16:49

    Lmaooos.
    Why you no go dey find expo. When you no gree read your books.

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  55. Moncoeur's behbeh24 August 2015 at 19:43

    I'll use the 10 min to go and buy cellotape to gum my paper back mbok. I can't shout.

    ReplyDelete

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