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Monday, August 24, 2015

Monday Joke...

OMG!


LMAO!!!


As I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind, which is 'God please let me sit near a person that knows book',cos the stupid boy i
told to send me the answers on my phone looks like one who doesn't have sense.

God finally answered my prayer,the girl that i sat with was an Albino and she wore eyeglass that has rope, so i knew for sure that she knows book wella.


As the paper started, this girl started to misbehave o. She was
just covering her answers, but me as a sharp guy,i was spying the answer from 1 deadly angle.
when it remained just 10 minutes to go, this girl caught me copying her and started shouting at me, but i just ignored her, since i had almost copied
finish.

The next thing that i heard was my phone's message tone and i thought to myself ''This guy has finally sent the answer''  I sighed and then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I tore the one that i had copied from the albino girl and used it to stone Her.

 I kept the fresh booklet on top my table and used style to open the message,....i saw "To download IF YOU ASK ME by Omawumi, text *** to *** - 
......''


IHN coming soon.


93 comments:

  1. Hahahahahaha....
    Serious Gobe!!...

    Education in Nigeria is total rubbish!...
    Tufia!!..

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    1. Lol...

      Hmmmm @ Education in Nig's total rubbish

      *Education is good* Nigeria or not!!!

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    2. OMG! Hahahhaahhahahahahahahahah

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    3. Kikikikikikikikikikikiki
      God punish devil...

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    4. Hahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahaa don't mind mtn ooo it's the day u are expecting something like bank alert they'll send u 100 sms

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    5. Yeepa!LMAO..
      MTN & their useless sms.

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  2. Am having a stressful monday.
    This joke didn't even make me smile.
    *sad
    I hate this particular monday

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    1. No one cares attention seeker

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    2. Sorry dear. Your monday will be better in Jesus name

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    3. Lol. Bloggie calm down. Your day couldn't ve been as bad as mine.
      Am having a shifty day. This post made me laugh.

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    4. Hello Bloggie.
      Whatever is the Issue,plsssss be positive,you that puts a smile on our faces.
      This #stressful Monday # will definitely Come/ Go.
      Kpele. Plenty Plenty E-hugs

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    5. Sorry.
      Make sure you get laid when you get home

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    6. E hugs to u nne. Spot on @irene . Bloggy u don hear ram.

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    7. @Irene....Hahaha. Irene you spoil well well. Bloggie when you get home,take a hot shower and 'get down on it'. Irene has spoken.


      @Calabar chick and @ChyadaJesus...your e- hugs go help am so?


      Where is The General' s Wife?
      Abi she go summer for Obodo Oyibo?

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    8. Awww...thanks guys!
      Better people.
      #Group hug
      Irene lol.

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  3. OMG, how can u tear your booklet without confirmation?

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  4. Death of life. Extra yr things

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  5. Hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahah lmao God don catch you

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  6. Tear fire
    without first confirming if it was the answers that came in through the text message

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  7. Hahahahahahhahhah.. God don punish am

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  8. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Not funny... #NowPlaying>> cant feel my face: the weekend....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  9. Stupidity at its peak.... y dint he open text b4 asking for new sheet n tearing his ansa sheet? ? Ntoor for him

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    1. Lmao... ah ah Anu easy na... lwfm see personal things o. Choi

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  10. fucking sick and tired of these jokes...approve comments on time...that is more important than posting stupid jokes...try to make better use of your time...

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    1. And u just had to open the stupid joke n even threw in a comment.....glucose+honey+saccharine is what u need

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    2. Relax, Breathe! Stella us not the cause of your misery.

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    3. Whose blog are u on? She drag u mek u come read her blog by force? Many lunatics roaming about mehn

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    4. Why not try your hand at having your own blog? Don't allow Stella annoy you. Sorry you hear? Meanwhile you wan use the comments collect money for bank? Cos that's the only reasonable explanation for this frustration. Again I say sorry.

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    5. @Whatsup, you are a jobless mofo.
      Get a good job first. Jokes will start being funny to you.
      Instead of waiting to read comments all the time.

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    6. @ Omasiri; u forgot to tell the olodo to take 10mls of it thrice a day. LMAO!

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  11. Replies
    1. Enemies have destined this one to fail and he too is supporting them

      If i hear say i copy from albino wey wear ''eyeglass with rope'' come tear..???
      No naaa......

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  12. Na lie. It is only a proper Olodo that will take such chances.

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  13. Not funny At all or maybe is because am not dat happy today.

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    1. Even You Chick Felix.
      Kpele Kpele.
      All my Favourite #Comments# BVs are down 2day.
      KILO SHELE?
      It's well

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    2. @calabar chick and anon thanks kisses

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    3. Chick Felix, why are you sad?
      Abi you no gbensh yesterday night?

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    4. Cheer up babes. Life is beautiful.

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  14. Hahahahaha.....This is cray...

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  15. Hahahahaha!!!! Lmao!!! When ur village people dey follow u and u sef dey follow back!

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  16. Lol. MTN messages are very annoying eh. Imagine when is expectin an alert the next thin u see is annoying mesg

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  17. lols stella, hahahahahahahahaha. u just made my made.
    thanks love

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    1. The joke really enter you, she really made your made. I can't stop laughing especially where he squeezed his booklet and threw it at her. Lol

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  18. see gobe!...lwkmd
    #patienceisavirtue

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  19. Hahahaha! Lobatan!
    Just prepare for carry over!

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  20. I didn't laff...
    So cold..dis rain shld stop abeg!!!

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  21. Hahhaahhaha stupid boy

    If I hear say I tear, me way go compare and contrast and use my own head and score highest...

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  22. Hahahahaha, MTN o. And to think you'll get such messages when u r expecting something

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  23. Please house,did any one embark on that Ginger and lemon weight loss therapy,i want to hear your result

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    1. Yeah did mine for two weeks and stopped cos lemon is difficult to get in my area. I saw one today about lime and few drops of honey. How much result have u seen?

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    2. Doing lime and ginger. Made some progress in 2 weeks

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  24. lmao,double wahala for dead body.

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  25. Mtn stop sending us stupid messages we are not interested

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  26. Hahahahahaha.
    Very funny.
    Na the albino head catch you.

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  27. see serious gobe. na when maths exam dey come.. na so i go remember all the ugly people for class because most of them know maths very.

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  28. lol. God punish devil. You don enter one chance be that!

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  29. @whatsup wetin dey do u sef? Na stella dey frustrate you? Hehehehehehehe abeg park well, she dint force u to read the article did she? YahooGalNoLaptop signing out

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  30. Stella....I don laugh sotey I fall for ground.
    Thanks dear, I first laugh in 3 days.

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  31. lol at glasses with rope .

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  32. lol at glasses with rope .

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  33. lol at glasses with rope .

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  34. Lmaooos.
    Why you no go dey find expo. When you no gree read your books.

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  35. I'll use the 10 min to go and buy cellotape to gum my paper back mbok. I can't shout.

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