In House News - Wednesday

Todays in house news might be dry but it is what it is...lol

MEMO TO ALL PARENTS

Parents, what ever happened to giving your kids Sexual Education CORRECTLY?  What is 'pee pee' or 'tinini' as my friend calls her daughter's privates. It's either a PENIS or a VAGINA. 

     Teach them,illustrate with diagrams as well if possible so these kids don't go out and be misinformed or smartly outwitted by paedophiles... There is an ongoing case,i can't talk about it now but please and please,parents let's pay more attention to our 21st century kids..the evil happening now is 22nd century and we shouldn't continue with the traditional " if a boy touches you" line our ancestors invented. 

Contrary to the popular belief, it doesn't spoil them. How can empowering a child with knowledge allegedly spoil them? ‎It is absurd. 

 It begins with us parents,it begins from the home. Scrape off the dirty mentality,these kids know better. 

Dirty mentality you say?? 

Yes,else how do you explain giving your child the furrowed brow when they innocently say 'mummy give me my fork'. It is rightly called FORK and not 'ferk'. If you groom these kids correctly,the street won't corrupt them easily. 

 I hope this makes sense to someone.

      Yours sincerely, Anonymous.

Thats how someone asked a child to go back and clean her 'Weewee'' after peeing and a child corrected and said its not ''weewee'' but Vagina and the look on the faces of the people there was epic....It was at a Nigerian gathering.I didnt see anything wrong in what the little lad said and it became a heated topic and they said its becos his mum is german and dad Nigerian and thats why such nonsense was happening.Some even swore to deal with their kids if they hear them use such language....What is weewee for crying out loud?

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Plea for patronage and sale of wistwatch.

Goodday stella GOD bless you for your good work.

Pls i would like abuja bv's to patronise me with my josaro bottle water.we do deliveries in abuja and we customise for your events.the wrist watch is an original fossil wrist watch for 30k. Interested bv's can contact me via 08033737788/09099651490

Please recharge cards for bvs

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RED LOVE.

Hello LOVERS,

I would like to SPECIALLY invite you to our ROMANCE APPRECIATION and TRAINING class tagged RED LOVE.

RED LOVE is an effective ROMANCE and RELATIONSHIP master class for connecting to the essence of romance as an instrument, as well as handling your relationships with more control and emotional intelligence.

Having engaged with over 500 COUPLES in 30 States in Nigeria, Ghana, United Kingdom, Canada and United States, We understand what works. 

Though many aren't used to sitting in a romance class, sit in this one, Join the train and if you feel you didn't get more than your money's worth, I guarantee you 100% refund...yet, I know you will most likely ask to pay more after your experience (laughs). So...let's go..let's do it...sign up right away..

The first three people to call will get the three slots available for SDK Blog visitors.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE/JUMPSUIT GIVEAWAY.

 I just started this business of mine and I need patronage for both wholesale and retail of female clothings ranging from office,daytime,party,prom etc size 6 to 20 at unbeatable prices you can trust!all items are for 9k and below  

add 58B00A74 on bbm,call 07045051846 or whatsapp  .FF on Instagram d_duchess_collections .nationwide delivery Available.

And a free giveaway to any bv staying in Warri or Surulere in lagos !this jumpsuit is for a Size 10-14

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25K ALERT RECEIVED FROM 100K GIVER YEWANDE

I just received 25,000 alert, Now I can start my business,now i can feed my children. Am soooo happy. May God meet you at the point of your needs Yewande. Before you call,God will answer. I thank God for using you to remove tears from my eyes. Am so grateful. Stella thank you so much for this platform,God bless you richly.Am grateful,soooo grateful

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RE- DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

I read through the in-house news of yesterday where someone asked for a contact regarding Domestic violence and would recommend the person calls the following numbers 08033020984 and 08033479752. They belong to executive council members of FIDA( International Federation of Women Lawyers) Lagos Branch. 

I hope this is helpful.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG BABY 

Hello Stella

Ohhh I am filled with so much joy and happiness, I cant even sleep!  

Its one year already!

When I was pregnant, it seemed as if the nine months was too long but now it seems like yesterday that I had my boy. Imagine! its already a whole 365days! Hmmm God is wonderful. 

I want to thank this God who have given me a lot to be grateful for. Thanks to The Almighty and All-knowing God.

Please Stella, it will be an honour if you and your BVs will take one minute to wish my boy a BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thank you.

Hehhehehhehehehe see him face.na this type go wait for you to dozz off and they get to work immediately scattering and estroying.lmao!

Happy birthday darling baby.

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E-BOOK ON SUPERNATURAL CHILDBIRTH TO SHARE

I have an E-book I would love to share with BVs. Title is " Supernatural Childbirth".

This book has been a blessing to me and I would gladly share with anyone TTC or any expectant mother in the house.  

Do send a mail to slashtotti@gmail.com. 

God bless you all

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MAKEUP BRUSHES AND NAKED 3 PALETTE IN STOCK

 I have this 24 Pieces Pink Makeup brushes and Naked 3 Palette for sale. Just 5 of each in stock. The brushes are #7000 including delivery charge while the Naked 3 Palette is 4500 including delivery charge to anywhere within Nigeria and anyone who purchases any of the items would get 2 mystery gifts in the parcel.

Please call or Whatsapp 08134543400 to order or you could otherwise mail medavidballer100@gmail.com

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25k ALERT RECEIVED

Good day Sterrakork of life!!,I applied for the 100k giveaway for four bvs and i was chosen,when i saw the alert,i thought it was a mistake cos i wasn't

expecting a kobo from anybody,i had to turn off/on my phone to be sure

i wasn't dreaming and lo and behold the alert was still

there!!,,oghene bikor,i went into shock and was numb for hours..

I kept looking at the money cos its like 25million to us...may God bless

the annonymous giver and enlarge her territories,my heart is full of

joy that i cannot tell it all *wipes tear*,on behalf of my family and

i,we say a very big thank you to you and the giver,God bless you both

for me...wekobiro!!....my mama go happy scata when i tell her the good 

news.

BV THELMA EMEMUWE

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WAIST TRAINERS FOR SALE

Dear Stella, 

I send warm greetings to you and all BV's. 

I am a Corper serving in Ibadan, Oyo State. I just started my business (I sell waist trainers and underwear) and would like BV's and their friends to patronise me.

My prices are very affordable and would sure treat any BV well.

Interested buyers can reach me on 08187245400.

Thank you very much

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FOR SALE

 I would like to put up this tv stand with 3 speakers for sale on your blog. It goes for 85k.. its negotiable...any intetested buyer should call 08114825316 or 08061522952. ‎ Preferably a lagos resident please. Thanks

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VACANCY ON THE ISLAND

Stella,

Thanks for all your help with your blog and helping others. God bless you.

Please kindly help post this Vacancy on your blog.

Client Liaison/Admin Manager required, paying between 50 and 75k, Mon-Saturday work. The office is located in Lekki Phase 1. Applicants should please live on the island. Immediate start. CV’s to be sent to evegbedi@gmail.com.

Thanks

Have a great day!

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IN HOUSE NEWS SPECIAL REQUEST

Dearest Stella  

 I am 31, married  with 3 kids. I moved to Abuja a year ago to join DH and sometimes I feel lonely cos I haven't been able to make much friends. I need female friends (married preferably)who are focused to please chat me up. 

I love working out,writing,cooking and trying out new things. I am totally creative and fun to be with. 

I hope with my new friends we can bond, hang out,have intelligent /spiritual discussions, picnic, have our children play together and build a lasting relationship.

BBM pin: 2BDE0A8F

Another thing: I have a passion for youths. Will appreciate it if anyone can recommend to me any NGO in Abuja that I can work/volunteer for.

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WEDDING CAKE VENDOR NEEDED

Good day Madam Stella. You are doing a great job. May the Lord continue to bless you

Please I need a baker to help me to bake my wedding cake.

The person should reside in ishaga or Ogba in Lagos.

Please you can contact me through this Mail bukoladarre@gmail.com

Dankeschon

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VACANCY

Dear Stella,

Good morning,thank you so much for your responses. Charles Goodings and Associates is a financial and human resource consultancy firm. We offer full HR Business solutions . Our core businesses include Recruitment and outsourcing, Talent Acquisition and severance management, HR Event planning; Learning and development and Total rewards drives.

We do not charge our candidates for recruitment, our monetary dealings are solely with our clients.

Please find below briefs for new openings.

1.Sales Manager for a Leasing company. The ideal candidate should have a minimum of 5 years work experience(Sales). Must be able to effectively handle company sales,marketing and expansion strategy.The salary is quite attractive and negotiable. 

2.Senior Accountant for a Construction company.

The ideal candidate should have between 6-9 years experience as an accountant in the construction sector

 At least 6-9 years working experience within the finance/audit and control departments of a corporate organisation or professional services organisation.

 Experience with QuickBooks Accounting Package

 Professional qualification such as: ACA, ACCA and ICAN 

Salary is to be negotiated

3.Administrative Officer

The Ideal candidate should have a  minimum of 4 years working experience as an administrator in a cooperate organization.

Should be highly proficient in the use of Microsoft Office suite ,Word, Excel and Power Point and have basic Accounting knowledge

Interested and qualified people should send their resumes to jobs@charlesgoodingsandassociates.com Only candidates found suitable with the( required qualifications) will be contacted and shortlisted   NB-Thank you for making your platform very approachable, I was going through the blog yesterday when I realized that it could be a good medium to get word out to job seekers and those that desire a change of job as well.

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SDK LAWYERS  24/7 - ITS FREE!

A consortium of blog visitors who are lawyers have since June 2015 created a platform to offer free legal advice to deserving bvs both home and abroad. All  bvs need to do is to send their queries/questions/complaints or pressing legal issues alongside their contacts(preferably phone no and e-mail address) to sdkbvclients@gmail.com. All will be responded to within 24-72hrs of receipt..

Regards,
Babatope,
08062453782
For SDK Lawyers

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SAMSUNG GALAXY FOR SALE

Hello my Ogbonge Bvs who are lovers of gadgets. I have a brand new Samsung Galaxy s6(32GB) for sale at 115k (owo ni jale). The color is white pearl and I can waybill it to anywhere in Nigeria. Please Bvs buy from me and help a sister grow. Contact me on 08095608637.

Thanks and God bless.

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HUH?

,Good day Stella, I have kept this issue to myself for years now. I don't know whether this should be in the narrative or doctors section. My story goes thus: am a 25years old female. And am single. Although am in a serious relationship. at times when I sleep I dream I am making out with someone and immediately I wake up I start touching my p***y very fast then my tummy starts paining me severely. This mostly happens when am about seeing my period. I am so confused don't know what to do. Dear Bvs has anyone ever experienced this? I need help and answers. Thanks.

I didnt see anywhere else to post this oh..its not a doctors complaint,its not a narrative so abeg make una manage am here...lol

This sounds like what is called ''monthly crase''

associated with monthly period.for some it is easy,for others,its a harrowing experience and the changes their bodies go thru makes the hallucinate about certain things.

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IN HOUSE MEMO.

This is an interactive forum so i need to ask questions when/if need be.

What am i doing wrong or right?

what should be added or removed.

See how far we have come?I couldnt have done it without support from loyal members,God bless!

To those BV's who are in hiding,i salute,please also add your voice to my question.

Signing out with *Tongue out*

STELLA DIMOKO  -Pissed off with Hubby so I am single today abeg...hehehhehehe