Una guy don land again and this time he is hitting you Ladies below the belt!..LOL
Staring at you boldly with his Mammy water like sexy eyes,He asks ''What is actually wrong with Naija babes at concerts''?
Please if you are a Naija Babe,you read this report and you think the Naija men are worse off,please feel free to return ETC's below the belt..Hehehehehehehehe
''I was watching entertainment news on TV with a couple of friends and it got to a part where Tuface was on stage performing and a girl who probably was as drunk as a skunk, dragged herself on the stage and started hugging him and even took off her shirt . What is actually wrong with Naija babes at concerts?
How do you expect your boyfriend to feel watching his girlfriend on national TV jumping around Tuface on stage like a chimpanzee wearing just a bra and with boobs wobbling from side to side? Well, Tu-baba surely didn’t mind. He probably would have grabbed at those bouncy boobs if it wasn’t a concert. Twale Baba!!!
Here are some of the annoying things Naija babes do at concerts.
- Taking pictures the entire show: I get it. You want to show all your friends on Facebook and Twitter that you were at the concert. Fine. Take a photo. Take five if you want. But please, don’t take 1000! You always manage to hold your camera right in my line of sight. You don’t even look like you’re enjoying the show while you’re doing this. All your attention is on the pictures you are taking. And you know what? Those pictures are all going to look like nonsense, every single one of them. You’re too far away from the stage. You’ll probably never even look at them. Also, you see those guys right in front of the stage with the giant cameras? They’re taking great professional pictures. There’s really no need for yours.
- Checking Facebook, Twitter and Instagram every couple of minute Unless you’re a surgeon who’s expecting an emergency call or message, everything can wait. Live in the moment. Enjoy the show. You paid gate fee to be here. You can tweet your friends when you get home. Also, your fake China phone emits a very harsh and distracting light. For the love of God, turn the damn thing off!
- Incessantly talking to your friends: You might not like whatever song is playing. You may be bored with the show in general. You may have been dragged here by your boyfriend against your will. But you’ve been talking all through the entire show, and I can hear everything you are saying. It’s driving me crazy. Please shut the hell up! I can’t tell you how many shows I attend where the girls in front of me are yelling in each other’s ear the entire night. Not only is my sightline blocked when their cheap wigs or weave-on come together, but I can hear their gossip. Take your chit-chat to one of the food vendor’s shed and stay there till the show is over, or go spread a wrapper under that pawpaw tree and lie down and talk till morning. I don’t care. Just shut up so I can enjoy the show.
- Yelling out requests: ‘Yaaay, I want Styl-plus to play “Imagine That”’. Hey girls, imagine if you shut up and stop screaming in my ear; most of the time, the song list is pre-determined, and they can’t even hear you from up there. They’re going to play what they’re going to play. Just go along for the ride. Damn it!
- Yelling out the names of the artiste on stage: This is another level of irritation. This has never been funny. Maybe it was cool in the 80s. Now, it’s just madness.
- Pushing your way to the front: If a concert is general admission, the people in front earned their spots. They got there early and laid claim to their space. The people all the way in front might have even spent all day waiting by the doors, so when the show begins and you shove your way to the front, you’re being a huge distraction. Don’t do that. If you show up late and there’s only room in the back, you’ve just have to deal with it.
- Getting so drunk you puke: Girls these days drink like sharks. You see them at Felaberation smokingigbo even more than TerryG. I feel sorry for those who have to clean up the venue after the concerts. I can imagine the types of vomit and stench they have to clean up.
- Loudly complaining after the show because the artiste didn’t play your favourite song: This is actually one of the crazy things we see after each concert. Babes, try to enjoy the show you’re getting as opposed to the one you wish you were seeing. Besides, haven’t you heard “Kukere” and “Shoki” enough?
- Filming the entire show on your mobile phone: This distracts people even worse than taking pictures, and usually results in an equally horrid product. The sad irony is that people tend to film their favourite songs, but the smiles on their faces are gone when all their concentration goes into capturing these moments on film. Next morning, Instagram will be cluttered with crappy cell phone videos of every song from the concert. Stop tagging me to these crappy videos. I was at the concert for Christ sake! You paid good money to see a show, and you’re joylessly watching it through a tiny screen on your mobile phone. It just doesn’t make any sense.
culled from Punch
LMAO!
Hahaha true talk. He just voiced out nothing but the truth.
ReplyDeleteDis idiot etc is getting pretty annoying
DeleteTrue talk. I've gone for several shows that they used ipad to block my view. Some people take pictures everywhere they go.
DeleteBut etc guys do some of these things too like recording and shouting the name of the artist and also complaining that their favourite song was not played
lmfao! If this guy actually feels this way for real, then i still say it, i pity his wife. He writes like he is this sadist, no fun person. tueh! I dont see anything wrong with all these oh except the pulling of top n going on stage to hug an artist. Infact if people dont do this things, the artist will feel bad that he is not being appreciated so i think this is why its called a show, concert whatever, u r there to have fun. U cant sit down n pay attention like u r seeing a movie. Besides these are songs u must have hearf severally in your quiet time. so if u make noise n scream in joy at d artist, its not so bad...
DeleteMtchewww! Abeg this one no follow
ReplyDeleteWhat's this guy again? A writer cos am still waiting for his book instead of writing annoying stuff why not write a book.
Deleteobi seen
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Hahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteSo true!...
Lol! Etc egbuo Mu oo
ReplyDeleteLol! Etc egbuo Mu oo
ReplyDeleteTell the boy (Etcetera) that this is the most boring article in world.
ReplyDeleteCopy that.
DeleteI concur
DeleteThe entire thing was just nonsense. A repetitive attempt to cuss out.. and sounding amateurish while at it.
DeleteLol! Silly man but he ain't far frm d truth though. Some ladies need this correction
ReplyDeleteYea, u on point.
DeleteEtcetera don come again
ReplyDeleteIs it his money? How many people attended his concerts if he ever had one when he was still a supposed musician? Mschewwww
ReplyDeleteHuh uh
DeleteFunny dude.
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ReplyDeleteLmaoooo. Ds guy is bitter
ReplyDeleteMake he park well jor
DeleteMtcheew ! Almost everything he mentioned happens in concerts all over the world. Mr ETC if you don't like your experience in 'regular' buy VIP tickets so you can enjoy the show without too many distractions.
ReplyDeleteExactly!!! The VIP and tables for 4 are always empty. He should move up.
DeleteYou just mirrored my thoughts.
DeleteExactly my thoughts, its not just Nigerian girls. But we need to take correction
DeleteWhat's that at number 2? Why aren't u focused on the stage? watching 'babes' everymove u even looked into their 'phone' to know they are on fb n twitter. Abeg je sukeru ana somewhere jare.
ReplyDeleteI never go concert before sha.. buh I trust I wouldn't do all dis.. I know it sounds cliché but I know me..
ReplyDeleteDis guy should get a life already abeg
ReplyDeleteReally???!!! Is that how they behave??…Nah wah! That is very un-lady like. A lady will drink and puke? Eeww..
ReplyDeleteThat's Etcetera's headache.am not guilty of any and can't be.
ReplyDeleteLmao!!
ReplyDeleteEtc is only mad cos he can't get such fame and attention from ladies,at least not on stage.
Mtcheew, he no get work.
ReplyDeleteWell, he spoke the truth, especially about girls shamelessly throwing themselves at musicians.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, I agree with him.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Hi white diamond.
DeleteWell I don't like that some females throw themselves at artistes but some of his points are not valid.. Generalization just some gals decide to misbehave don't mean all females act that way at concerts.. .
Quite true...
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with his observations...But you can't tell others how to live their lives or enjoy a show they paid for...like someone else suggested 'buy vip ticket' next time...
ReplyDeleteAt the same time we shouldn't be selfish by being a nuisance to others
DeleteDis guy na comedian I swear shuooo I lmao all thru ehheheheeh d way he stylishly call out 2baba and Terry G is too funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteThese things he said happen in all concerts everywhere in the world. This man is yet to say what Nigerian women did to him
ReplyDeleteJesus pls fix dis guy he always talk jargon
ReplyDeleteI lol at cheap wigs n weaves coming together.
ReplyDeleteExetela,I know your type.Quiet,observant,critical and above all calm. If you were a rambunctious guy,you wont write this good.
Pls,I want to eat afang soup with wheat. Any Soup giveaway?
These things happen all over the world, and yes he's right but I also see this as a diss to women. Makes me wonder if Etcetera abi kilon kpe is gay or a woman has showed him shege in the past. The whole writeup just shows anger and bitterness.
ReplyDeleteAdvice Mr Writer? Shut the hell up! It's like taking public transport and when asked to adjust so other people sit well, you complain and bicker. Go get your own car, for chrissakes!
Lol! Like seriously!
DeleteNicole, thanks very much, you voiced my thoughts. He should by VIP tickets or better yet have his own exclusive table. All these things he said are what people do at concerts. Why is he complaining? Anyways I totally understand that he's desperately seeking to remain relevant in the scheme of things. What I can't comprehend is what puts food on his table. Certainly not these weekend rants.
ReplyDeleteDAWN
He is a paid OP-ED with punch newspaper. His articles drive traffic to their website on weekends they are published. It is so unethical that Stella and Linda cull up his articles without giving reference to punch that he writes exclusively for.
DeleteNB:I can bet my lunch that comments like "Etc welcome,etc ekabo" will trail my comment.
Lol. Truth is bitter but all he said is so true. Kudos Mr ETC I just smiled reading through this write-up.
ReplyDeleteAmebo.Mind ur bizness.
ReplyDeleteKinda funny piece but Dude getting rude.n more critical.
ReplyDeleteNot a crime to own a China phone u know.
And wots wrong with wearing d hair dey can afford.
If dey up deir game now and buy Funmi hair,u wil be d first to scream "Runs! Wear wot u can avoid"
I think d problem here is That dude is getting too big for himself and as he has said dat "people" ask him to contribute to issues,he now feels it's his Birth right to spew Worever he wanna.and he thinks he is bn entertaining too....maybe even funny.
Mr,u can be very funny without ridicule and bn excessively Critical.make d Fun in ur writing clean.
Is this really the general's wife? Too many typos and bad punctuation.
DeleteI agree with your point of view on this piece.
DeleteThough, I still find your larger than life character on this blog nauseating.
You got it right today.
Thank you.
Exactly.
DeleteRubbish! Why tag Naija babes when these things happen abroad? Poor mentality remains even after making money!
ReplyDeleteHey Mr olodo, it's a freaking concert all these r meant to happen!!!! Quit complaining.
ReplyDeleteTrue talk though
ReplyDeleteI disagree with number 1
Not only girls take pictures,guys do that too
love this
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