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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Tuesday LOL

Amebo no be work but it is infectious.....




 How come i have never given this gist?

 When i just relocated to the Diaspora,One day i took a bus into the city and as the bus moved on,all of a sudden a bad case of shit or mess hit the air....

 Everyone started cussing out ooh...
Na so one old man carry the thing for head like gala for go-slow

 He cuss the ancestors of whoever farted....he cussed and cussed and cussed.

 Ten minutes later he was still cussing and shouting at the top of his voice about how people lack how to behave blah blah blah....

 I begin side eyes the man oooh.

 As he made to step out of the Bus,behind his pants were shitty lines like he messed and shit came out.I follow the man drop tell am say

  ''Excuse me oh but e be like you don shit for your pant..''...I said it in Deustch of course!

 The man turn begin shout to me say ''So na you mess.....so na you mess''!

 I find my way quick!

 LMAO!





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62 comments:

  1. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:33

    Crazy old man

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    1. Unknown14 July 2015 at 15:46

      Buahahhhahahahhahahaha
      Crazy people full dis world.

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    2. chick felix14 July 2015 at 21:24

      Lmfao.... Very funny,,,,, too tired today.... I miss alot on here.

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  2. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 14:33

    Hahahhahaha please Stella you must win that 5K, this amoeba killed me! Hahahahhah why would you follow the man na, what if he beat u?...

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    1. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 19:24

      Amoeba???? kai menene fa.

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  3. Cynhams Cakes & Pastries, Abuja14 July 2015 at 14:33

    Lmao! Amebo no be work but e dey sweet die!



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  4. Quiksilver14 July 2015 at 14:36

    Hahahaha.

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  5. danny fisiye14 July 2015 at 14:37

    lmao








    #GODWIN™

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  6. danny fisiye14 July 2015 at 14:37

    lmao








    #GODWIN™

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  7. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:40

    Stellastica..... lol@ur experience... So na u true true mess?

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  8. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 14:41

    OKAY NOW....TOMJERRYSWIT

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  9. orela14 July 2015 at 14:43

    Bwahahahaha ah. ...so na you mess so na you mess. ..
    while as a kid I always had the notion that the person who screamed the most is the culprit

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  10. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 14 July 2015 at 14:44

    Lol..the amebo that brought the gist of how she sat behind a lady in a bus and got to read all her adulterous chat messages,can easily do that.for the love of God,how do you read someone's chat in a bus and still bring the story here?she for kukuma follow the lady home to know how the story ends.

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  11. POSH Baby14 July 2015 at 14:44

    Kikikikikikiki , amebo na work oo.

    The worst case of gbegborun is the one looking at my phone screen as i type. Tell me what you're looking for? Isi nna gi, mamsense.

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  12. BLOGLORD (MVBM)14 July 2015 at 14:45

    Follow someone home to hear the rest of a story that doesn't concern you?
    Aproko is really your calling.

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    1. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 19:56

      Bloglord! You killed it! I can imagine what stella's childhood was like. I sure say she fail well well for class, aprokos no dey stay for class. And na everytime them dey write their names for noise makers in the class. Chai! Stella, you're doing well in your calling, even in a strange land. Buhahahaha....

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    2. Unknown15 July 2015 at 06:00

      Eheheh the one that baffles me is when u are at the salon gisting.. subconsciously, another random customer would be so engrossed with ur gist that she'll put mouth, or laugh when necessary. It's amazing.. lol. Some people cannot even hide it. It's rather rude though. Yea we all listen to gist but be discreet about it. My antenna go stand well as I dey follow the gist, but u would never know. Some will be staring at ur mouth like this ehn, as if to enter ur mouth for u to quickly conclude the gist. I think the best selling place for amebo is salons.

      This is off topic but relative. I remember when my hubby and I just met.. when we are going out and he's driving, he hated it when I stared at anyone in another car, say when we are in traffic. Kai..the man would cuss and cuss and tell me how unlady like it is to stare at anyone. Since that time u cannot catch me looking at anyone, not even to admire them. He hates it. **rme*

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  13. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:45

    Lmaoooo
    The man don kolo
    Hahahahahahaha

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  14. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:46

    Lols...mbe si Onye obula bu uzo nnu ishi ahuru Ka ya nyuru ya.

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    1. Unknown14 July 2015 at 15:39

      Pls teach me IGBO

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    2. Ndidiamaka14 July 2015 at 17:06

      Exactly,MBE kwuru eziokwu,one obula bu uzo nu ishi ahuru,a ya nyuru ya.
      @ efe kelvin,the ibo means that 'the tortoise said that whoever is the first to perceive fart smell is the farter' lol

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  15. mide14 July 2015 at 14:46

    Hahahahhhha. Your story is hilarious.i don laff piss for body

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  16. queenE14 July 2015 at 14:46

    Quilty ones make d loudest noise.

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  17. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:46

    Lmao

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  18. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady14 July 2015 at 14:47

    Aproko na work if u think say na lie kindly ask Stella nwunye Korkus. Hahahaha

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  19. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:49

    Hahahahahahahahahhaahah, you dropped with the man?Oh my God!!!

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  20. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 14:50

    Mess and shit no de fear ur face oh, wen mother nature calls u must answer.... Sometimes u go de admire all this fine gals them de shake nyash de catwalk, na their mess smell pass.

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  21. odus14 July 2015 at 14:50

    So the man no no say nah e shit dey smell. Hahahahahhaa

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  22. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 14:51

    *yawns* .

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  23. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:53

    Hahaha....its the picture that is cracking me oo....not even the story

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  24. Miss Ess14 July 2015 at 14:55

    Gobe!

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  25. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:55

    LMAO

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  26. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:57

    Lolz, hahah

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  27. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com14 July 2015 at 14:59

    Hahahahahahaahahha that was very funny - stella you are one crazy chick I swear lol

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  28. calabar chick14 July 2015 at 15:00

    Lol!
    Another shitty experience.

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  29. Yori Yori Princess14 July 2015 at 15:01

    Stella one day dem go beat you for this amebo you dey do. no be today you start your amebo.

    Na so one amebo talk about thieves so tay, one thief dey inside bus take style ask her where she dey live. the mumu open mouth talk, na so them come visit them ooo.

    Me too dey learn to do amebo in a coded way.

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  30. Cynthia Iyede14 July 2015 at 15:07

    Hahahhaha Stella you go like trouble no be small.

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  31. ChyAdaJesus14 July 2015 at 15:09

    Lmao!

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  32. Blog Legend14 July 2015 at 15:14

    Hilarious

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  33. NWAKAEGO14 July 2015 at 15:16

    Not funny

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    1. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 20:53

      ngwanu move on you hear? *pats her on the head* or just SKIANG AWAY!

      EBA IBOT

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  34. Unknown14 July 2015 at 15:18

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Lolx....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  35. Husayn14 July 2015 at 15:18

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  36. Unknown14 July 2015 at 15:18

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Lolx....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  37. nzubeizuu14 July 2015 at 15:21

    Hohohoho! But talk true Stella, na u mess? Lol

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  38. Unknown14 July 2015 at 15:24

    Hehehehhhehehe

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  39. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)14 July 2015 at 15:40

    Hahaha Sterra no be today e start. From taxi one day, na so me n a friend dey gist o when I reach my houz na so I follow her dey gist pass my houz, reach her own, she com follow me dey com back na dia I knw say time to lock our gate don reach no b person
    tel me to leave her n begin run go back. Some Amebo dey swt sha. Lol

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    1. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 18:11

      Your comment really made me laugh out loud. Some amebo to dey sweet.

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    2. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)14 July 2015 at 19:34

      Buhahahhahhha
      I can relate to this.
      Hehe!
      Some Amebo dey sweet eehn.choi!

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  40. The General's Wife14 July 2015 at 15:42

    Stels u cracked me up with ur story Hahahahahaha

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  41. Unknown14 July 2015 at 15:42

    Stells love, this week's 5k na ur own abeg. U killed it!

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  42. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 16:05

    Stella of life! I love u long time

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  43. savage14 July 2015 at 16:24

    Lolzzzzz Stella u no go kill me oo

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  44. Leerato14 July 2015 at 16:48

    Hahahahhaha..... you get luck the man no give u ogoni slap.

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  45. Mimi14 July 2015 at 17:30

    Stells, just negodu

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  46. Stewie Gilligan Griffin14 July 2015 at 18:06

    Hahahahaha. That's so funny.

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  47. Beautiful Eagle14 July 2015 at 20:58

    Hahaha. Amebo is the root of all evil

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  48. Jolly Saft14 July 2015 at 21:22

    This picture just made me laugh like a crazy person.

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  49. Jolly Saft14 July 2015 at 21:22

    This picture just made me laugh like a crazy person.

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  50. mrs mustapha14 July 2015 at 21:41

    Kikiki.

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  51. Ayisire Juliet14 July 2015 at 22:44

    Lol stella u wicked ooo

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  52. Yemi7up14 July 2015 at 23:24

    Stella to pa mi o

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