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True Confession of a Nigerian man...
“I Couldn't Satisfy My Wife In Bed... Caught Her With Our Gateman... Got Separated And Was About Losing My New Girlfriend Until I Found A Solution To My Embarrassing Small Penis and Chronic Premature Ejaculation”
"My problem wasn't just only small penis... my condition was so bad that many a time, I ejaculated even before entering"
But today, what worked for me has inspired and helped many guys rekindle their sex life - guys who almost lost hope just like you.
Here's my inspiring story...
First, I almost gave up on my small penis condition
The most frustrating experiences men could ever have is having a small penis... and not lasting long in bed.
I decided to do something about my needle-like dick after an embarrassing experiencewith Nike, my ex-wife :(
I was a devoted husband, and I was comfortable, working as a production manager in one of the Coca cola plants in Lagos.
By all standards, I was super comfortable, but...
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My Only Problem Was That I Couldn't Satisfy My Wife in Bed
No thanks to my needle-dick and quick ejaculation problem;
At 3.9 inches, I knew I wasn't the smallest man in the world, neither was I the largest;
... and like every woman, that seemed to be what Nike wanted... a monster dick that fills all her honey pots, rubs and fuck her veejay wall till she starts speaking in tongues.
Sadly, she finally experienced it, but not from me
We have been married for close to 3 years, and has been on the issue all the while - medical treatments, prayer houses, local solution... name them... all know our faces.
We have been married for close to 3 years, and has been on the issue all the while - medical treatments, prayer houses, local solution... name them... all know our faces.
My condition was so bad that many a times, I ejaculated even before entering.
You'll be absolutely right if you call me "a needle-dick"
Same name my first ever girl friend (at Uniben) labeled me before her friends.
I'll be absolutely honest with you here;
Nike was all nice and understanding.
A rare type and beautiful young woman in her late twenties, endowed with every good things of womanhood - big backyard, a set of well positioned oranges, killer hips, sexy and charming eyes, pinky lips etc
Uhm... she's endowed!
But, sadly has never enjoyed sex with me.
Never felt what it means to orgasm.
She wanted it badly.
Little wonder then
She Found Succor in Our Gateman; a Short Dirty Akwa Ibom Boy
Oh, I know!
I know what she did was a full blown adultery by all standards... but whenever I try to put myself in the shoes of a lady who remained a virgin till marriage, and has never enjoyed sex thereafter for 3 whole years, I feel for her.
On that fateful day... precisely on Friday, 16th May 2014, at around 9.23pm exactly, I told Nike I will be going for our usual night vigil programme at our church in College Road, Ogba Lagos.
She declined going with me.
I reasoned with myself about the stress she must have passed through during her travels over the week to see her mom.
So I dressed up picked the car key then left for the programme.
On getting to church, I discovered we were told to bring along pictures of our loved ones to pray on, I quickly turned my car and head back to the house which is about 25 minutes drive.
On getting inside, I heard screams from upstairs.
I ran up the stairs, two steps at a time, bounding into the bedroom to see what was wrong.
What was wrong was my wife, my beloved Nike, was laid on her back with some guy pounding away at her as if there was no tomorrow... in my matrimonial bed.
What was more wrong was she was moaning and enjoying it.... and hardly noticed anybody came in.
To say the least... the small man left inside of me DIED!
But thank goodness... that singular incident pushed me to finding the solution that eluded me for years.
A final solution to my closely related twin problems that had defiled every medication for years... and has made me 'waste' thousands of naira with no result.
Small Penis And Premature Ejaculation
I never believed such a simple stunt could mean the difference, not just in my sex life, but in more than 43 of my friends and their friends... still counting by the day.
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ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Why do I always end up with men with small dick and quick ejaculation? I'm really frustrated and now nothing thrills me abt sex anymore.
DeleteLol @needele-like d**k.....na 'womb-shifter' d**k the gateman carry b dat
ReplyDeleteSmall penis is a problem. i jump and pass it ooo. that was how i had a boyfriend then, very handsome guy, but his problem is small penis.
ReplyDeleteGod will help all men with small penis in Jesus name - amen.
I have a really big d!ck but will gladly take a d!ck reduction in exchange for wealth. Financially I'm just an ordinary man with 4 kids and my wife has to work for us to keep heads above water. I know one of the reasons my wife married me 15 years ago was because of my d!ck and great sex; she has told me several times in the past. However, as our family and responsibilities increased over the years, the shortage of cash has become an issue. Stress and quarrels have increased while respect for me has decreased. She's a good woman at heart, but raising 4 kids in the USA and working is taking a toll on her. We use nannies and child minders but we still have to do most things by ourselves.
DeleteIt's the rudeness and flippancy from her that gets to me most. She's only nice to me when she needs sex and I always make sure I give her 110% because that is the only hold I have over her. Its totally emasculating and I feel domesticated; no social life or freedom. I'll gladly exchange big d!ck for money. I swear!
From today, I cast and bind small penis from my life. What have I done to deserve it? I'm breaking up with my boyfriend cos I'm fed up and I must inspect any man dt toast me from henceforth. Small penis shift base kia kia.
DeleteThis kind sponsored advert na so I just they click they go, Una no summarize am
ReplyDeleteYou dey mind dem.
DeleteMtecheew.....
Nice take to advertisement (that's what this is right). I stopped clicking tho, maybe cos i don't have small penis
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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So God am blessed......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Mbok
ReplyDeleteHmmm Penis palava.
ReplyDeleteLol I no fit laugh
ReplyDeleteA true situation but a cliché story.
ReplyDeleteOver to the men folk.
STORIES @ ALIFEDIARY
"Wet" did I read?
ReplyDeleteOya all the small boys with small koboko should follow suit!
For a sponsored post, this sounds not only lame and stupid but also very vulgar.
ReplyDeletePoster you didn't have to use all those uncouth obscene words to be able to convey your message. Despite all your ramblings, you ended up saying nothing. If your intention was to arous the reader's curiosity, sorry your narrative was a total turn off.
Try harder next time.
Good luck.
Lollz
DeleteExactly! You are absolutely right Rose Flower. Tufia
DeleteI lost interest midway.
DeleteToo ambiguous
and waaayy too long.
All na wash aabegggiii, this idiot is just marketing is products on this platform... to all the guys that has small dick, I've got a solution for you. Eat banana every day and watch out after 3months. You'll have a monster dick bigger than that of a gorrilla.
ReplyDeleteIf I click on that link let my own dick disappear forever
ReplyDeleteThis is really annoying..I just decided to laugh instead. I know someone paid you to advertise their product.but for goodness sakes..telling a whole story and making one click on links to get to the bottom of it all only for them to ask for my email? That's a stupid advert I tell you most solemly.
ReplyDeleteall you small dicked fellas/lads,come get a clue,or u lose your b*tch to me
ReplyDeleteStory story
ReplyDeleteThank God...
ReplyDeleteSome of us here are trying to reduce d size bcoz of the pain we cause, this one wants us to add extra untop, Pls I'm Ok with my Womb stimulator, dnt hate, I'm an Okrika man *dodges koikoi shoe*
ReplyDeleteHmmm se my brother oHhhh am frm okrika too!!!
DeleteYou have a small penis, Mr soul.
DeleteWhy are you so sure@quickie?
DeleteI have never dated a small dicked guy sha, not ever, I have fucked some though. But trust me, once I see its small, even if you stand on your head and say it's only sex with me that can make you upright....na so I go dey look you o.
ReplyDeleteMy two boyfriends are big dicked, but its only one that can use it well, crazy enough they bear the same name...so when I moan and call their names, I sometimes mean the other person. I haven't had sex with one since last year sha...the other one was a month ago but dude is arrogant, starting to realise m sticking to him cos of his bomb dick, he gave me attitude a month ago and I have since then ignored him but Toto don start to dey scratch me again. The other one who I haven't fucked since last year was supposed to be with me this weekend but he is cancelling again. Any big-dicked person in Lagos? Or Ogun? Osun? Ondo?.. I need to be fucked, would have begged arrogant dude back but pride ain't letting me.
Before all you sanctimonious cobweb blocked pussy sisters start to bark...I have a dude I am getting married to and we are not having sex till our wedding night!
I love Jesus too but this cold..odikwa sexual!
Byah.
Lol @ sanctimonious cobweb blocked pussy sisters...
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Oh I love u already
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DeleteLol yeye
DeleteLmfao chai abeg carry go nothing do u.
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DeletePeople dey dis world sha.
This anon is cray..LMAO
DeleteOkija's wife DA? Abeg give her the contact of that guy on your avi
DeleteHahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhah
DeleteOnye ala!
Buh on a serious note,have a rethink!
Pls get in touch with Mr. Soul abi Mr. Dick from okrika upstairs. You might need his service. Lol. You are so funny.
Delete,come make I give you the big dick on my avatar ,his contact!
DeleteBest comment on dis blog in a super long time.
DeleteSo real and straight
Una no serious oo!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm,i don read reach that part way den dey ask
ReplyDeleteAre you up to 18?
Abeg ooh,which kind thing be dis.
How long have u had this problem?
See me see qwestion oh! Am a lady how i wan take get this kin problem
If u know u went further come n tell me,how
Nice advert Stells!
ReplyDeletecome and buy o. Don't be shy guys...
ReplyDelete---Pesticide
Hmmmm nsogbu!
ReplyDeleteNot about to click that link... please someone summarize it what is the link about?
ReplyDeleteI was trying to see how I can order for my man but this narrative and go here and go there don tire me jare. You want to sell something, just give a brief history and explanation and let us do the rest abeg. Nigerians especially those on this blog don't like reading long story. Hian
ReplyDeleteI have something for your man.
Deletedo you want?
Bone small dick or no small dick... Just take origin bitters den ure good 2 go. And if u wnt 2 delay ejaculation, tell d gurl 2 do d riding by staying on u first.
DeleteThe lord be praisd he found solution, so did you bring Nike back?
ReplyDeleteThe lord be praisd he found solution, so did you bring Nike back?
ReplyDeleteDr azolibe abi na alozibe in the building
ReplyDeleteYou got it. You guys don't put in your mail ooo, cos the guy no dey understand unsubscribe. Rubbish! Am yet to hear the testimony of any woman he has conquered. Long hisssss
DeleteSo he's the one?! I never subscribe to his site yet he keeps sending mails to my yahoo mailbox. Had to contact yahoo to help me block am
DeleteHow many times do i have to click
ReplyDeletelool...see advert. i can bet you that this story was all formulated. kikikikikikikikikiki
ReplyDeleteOf course it was. So who opened d gate for him. He didn't horn abi
DeleteDr. Azolibe over to you.
ReplyDeleteStellina ibakwa...
ReplyDeleteU try by confessing Oga.
Hmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteSee as i follow dey open link like say i get prick..
ReplyDeleteThis reminds of my ex instead of him admitting that he had a problem...the kept lying that it only happens with me. Unbeknown to me he had been treating his erectile dysfunction for many year even before we met. Small dick, can't get an erection, at times he gets it but can't maintain it.
ReplyDeleteOBOI SEE STORY
ReplyDeleteMen's affair
ReplyDeleteThank God am blessed......
ReplyDeleteCan read this long write up jare. It is well.
ReplyDeleteStella I just ordered for a frnd..hope it works for him
ReplyDeleteI have noticed that small dick men are usually the ones with fertility problems,I dated men with big fertile dicks but ended up getting married to a small dick guy who has sperm production problem and we dnt have kids yet
ReplyDeleteSmall dicked guys are always angry too.
DeleteOde talk.
ReplyDeleteClassless advert... I didn't even bother clicking the link.
ReplyDeleteIf I was a man and I had this problem, I for don tire for all the plenty talk.
Next time please go straight to the point and try using clinical terms. How do you think talk about filling a woman's pussy with a huge dick makes a tiny dicked man feel?
Please try harder ( pun intended) next time.
You're so British.
DeleteMeanwhile, how do you think guys flaunting their wealth on social media makes ordinary guys feel?
(Mr 4 kids + 15 yrs married)
I just helped you to read part of the story then you said that i should click, click for wetin?
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Yesterday I went to see this guy I had been texting for a few days at his place. He had on this type of shorts that was free and while we were talking, I noticed he kept adjusting himself down there. Lol. So I took matters into my own hands and meeehhhhnnnnn that dick was huge. The guy fucked the shit out of me and he was so aggressive. I was like clay in his hands. He put me in every possible position he could think of. And when he would go deep.... I would scream so hard. I kept screaming: you are going to kill me!!!!!! Lol. I am addicted to him already. Going back tonight for some more.
ReplyDeleteA man u hv bn texting for a few days u said???
DeleteBwhaaahaha....ashawo bastard!!
DeleteBwhaaahaha....ashawo bastard!!
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DeleteLMAO prick no get shoulder. Remember to protect yourself sisteh. Something wey dey too sweet dey kill jiri wayo.
DeleteWish I was you right now miss glow.
DeleteYou must be feeling so cool right now. Keep this in mind, if you a car knocks u down whil you're close to his house and you die at the spot, you'll be going straight to hell where fire will burn you morning, day and night, where worms will crawl in and out of your body forever, where demons will torment and mock you, where your tongue wil b parched and you'll be begging for just a drop of water... Give your life to Christ while you can. You can't find God in hell. And no, I'm not sanctimonious neither am I hypocritical. I do what I preach
DeleteOK, Seen.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeletecraze advert. that was too much of beating about the Bush. anyway I'm blessed
my fiancé has a big dick. he disvirgined me and we've been so faithful to each other for the past 10years.I pray every Small dick man find the solution they earnestly seek
10years?!!!!! Fiancé?!!!! Abeg don't come back here with chronicles o....let him put a ring on it asap
DeleteI think i know you maam..You dey live 4 erelurus..and u r actually married to d said fiance..
DeleteI think i know you maam..You dey live 4 erelurus..and u r actually married to d said fiance..
DeleteSee marketing! Could this be drAlozibe disturbing me with mails every other hour? I don tire for the man
ReplyDeleteGreat Uniben
ReplyDeleteGod!These people no go spoil person fast sha. But the advert try sha.Very captivating I must say,though I didn't click make I no go see sth else.
ReplyDeleteI can never buy a car without test driving.
ReplyDeleteThe poster that is fucking around while u and fiance is practising no sex,u guys are deceiving urselfs
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