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Thursday, July 02, 2015

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#Epic advice...Instead of asking too many questions..hehehehehehheheh.

 Some of you will even throw the soup away.









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91 comments:

  1. Bianca Bruno2 July 2015 at 13:31

    Those are the foolish ones. Not me.

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    1. Unknown2 July 2015 at 16:29

      I will make Semo n eat sef! Then look 4 a takeaway pack n take all d soup 2 my house! Make I hear say I troway d soup! I will soooo eat it ehnnnnnn! Taake some 2 my house n put in d freezer n b eating small small... and den tnk God 4 being a great provider

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    2. Unknown2 July 2015 at 20:15

      Bet you eating your right

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    3. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 21:49

      Hungry pako quinn

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    4. Unknown3 July 2015 at 00:44

      Hahaha uju Samuel my girl anytime u should check her on fbk she's epic and dramatic lol abj chicks on fleek

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  2. Unknown2 July 2015 at 13:32

    Hhahhahahaha no b small do garri and eat... I will make garri and we will eat together... Wen i don chop finish na wen e go start to explain where e get soup from

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  3. plumpy j2 July 2015 at 13:32

    Me wey like swallow.i go make semo.

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    1. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 14:05

      Coninue ur swallow. Pls don't come here and ask us how to loss weight fast. #isabella

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    2. PurpleArc2 July 2015 at 14:46

      Oh shut up! So she shudnt eat swallow again abi? Did u see her name? Plumpy..meaning she aint gat a problem with that! You the skinny one how has it helped you?

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    3. strawberry20202 July 2015 at 15:56

      I would quietly do eba n eat oo I won't want the girl effort to be in vain after her time in d kitchen to cook d soup 4 me n my bf

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    4. Unknown2 July 2015 at 16:35

      Lol @ Anon

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  4. radiant D2 July 2015 at 13:34

    No be small do garri and eat. She fine advice and she got a good one.

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  5. Unknown2 July 2015 at 13:34

    No time
    Just make your Eba and eat
    Lmaooooooo

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  6. fabulousity on sdkb2 July 2015 at 13:37

    Best advise!

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  7. TM David-West2 July 2015 at 13:37

    I love this response but I know sai for me that soup & pot don arrive dustbin... oga head fit join sef... cook soup indeed!

    STORIES @ ALIFEDIARY

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    1. Unknown2 July 2015 at 14:04

      Lmao @oga head fit join def. Abeg spare his head ooo. If I hear say I no throway d soup and pot, and d plates sef. Lmao

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    2. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 14:51

      Lol at ur comment. When I wasn't married if I meet cooked food in any of my bf's house, I just eat if I am hungry and then that begins the end of our relationship. No need asking questions,shouting or getting angry, I already know the answer the man will give so I save my small strength for more productive things.

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    3. Whirlwind2 July 2015 at 16:38

      i am particular about what goes into my mouth.Eat what his gf cooked? for what na!!

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    4. swankylicious2 July 2015 at 16:56

      Hahahaaaa..u harsh ooo.

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    5. Unknown2 July 2015 at 18:42

      Thanks @ whirlwind. I can't imagine myself eating it oo.like I know how it was prepared!!.abi she put love portion inside ni???? Naso long throat go cause wahala.

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    6. Unknown3 July 2015 at 21:56

      Thank you oooo! Whirlwind and Chioma. I've been wondering why everybody is saying they will eat it.
      Eat what I don't know where it came from or the person who prepared it?
      Nahh.. I'm too particular about what I put in my mouth please. I don't even eat mama put cause I'm concerned about how it was prepared.

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  8. Yori Yori Princess2 July 2015 at 13:38

    An angry man is a hungry man. When i wack belleful then i will ask him why he bring the girl home before them i go make sure i collect four meat, pomo, okporoko inside the pot self.

    This one no need too much question.

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    1. rockerfella2 July 2015 at 18:44

      Who tell u say meat n pomo dey inside.

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  9. Unknown2 July 2015 at 13:38

    Hahaha funny friend or whoever that is.
    But she/he is right though.

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  10. nkiru j kalu2 July 2015 at 13:39

    lols but Stella i will eat the food except am nt hugry sha!

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  11. Jeni_zee 2 July 2015 at 13:41

    Lmao very epic! Na to make eba naim sure pass

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  12. Unknown2 July 2015 at 13:41

    Like it's that easy! Abeg make una leave matter

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  13. Unknown2 July 2015 at 13:43

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Than God yu said yu BF not ur husband.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  14. The General's Wife2 July 2015 at 13:45

    Hahhahahahahahaha

    @ Mz Anon,wen I saw dis yesterday,I laughed and Laughed. Was just remembering ya moniker Hahahahaha and I said no,I must let u see dis.LMAO.

    AnD d person giving d do Eba and eat advice sounds just like Quicksilver....

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    1. Quiksilver2 July 2015 at 17:49

      Hahahahahahahahaha

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    2. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 21:53

      Kwakwakwakwa. Quiksilver, Cray babe wit her cryptic comments

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    3. Unknown3 July 2015 at 00:46

      No she's uju Samuel

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  15. Unknown2 July 2015 at 13:46

    Lol, babe no time, make garri and eat oh.

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  16. Nkem2 July 2015 at 13:48

    God bless you uju Samuel for that answer. And of course the soup will be tasty with plenty orishirishiri. Enough enjoyment

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  17. Anointed2 July 2015 at 13:51

    I will throw the girl and d pot of soup away frm d hus,sharply

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    1. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 18:22

      Did you see the girl there? You just saw a pot of soup. Haba.

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  18. Ijele Nwanyi2 July 2015 at 13:52

    My dear na d way forward. U can't come and go n kill urself cuz of bf matter, not even fiancee or DH. If e sweet sef I go carry takeaway join. Inukwa aruruala.

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  19. tomiwealth2 July 2015 at 13:53

    Women sha! Our assumptions and conclusions atimes
    So the guy no fit prepare the soup, it must have been a girl
    That would have been my conclusion also sha

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  20. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 13:54

    My dear if one keeps man matter for head, you will just die for nothing. As I am right now, im just looking for a good man that will take good care of me. Men are not worth suffering with, bcos even the one's you suffer with still cheat.
    I don't pray for cheating in marriage, but when I get dere I wont even go looking for things my mother didn't send me. Just respect me, and takecare of myself and my kids well.
    Iv always been good in r'lshps, I don't cheat,i don't snoop, and I love to a fault. But iv constantly been hurt. So me sef don harden my heart. Relationshp is a game i'm learning to play, there is always a winner and a looser. And i have decided to be the winner. Tired of being played.
    I am currently dating 2men, and I am proud to say I am sleeping with both. luckily for me dey live in different state, chance of them meeting is slim.
    I will eventually choose whomever proposes and is suitable for me. I could never imagine dating 2men, I wish I did this yrs ago and saved myself all the tears iv shed in the past. If possible I will add a 3rd suitor. I owe no man nothing until you put a ring on my finger.
    Judge me all you want but since I was last jilted by my fiancé 3yrs ago and he married sm1 else, I have promised myself NO ONE WOULD EVER HURT ME AGAIN.



    I AM TIRED OF BEING A GOOD GIRL.

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    1. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 14:34

      My dear,thats the best idea, dont put all ur eggs in one basket,infact,if u can have 10 bfs,im with u, women can have as many bfs as she can,but can only choose one to marry, so don't dull yourself, save yourself from heartbreak.......it is well.

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    2. Unknown2 July 2015 at 14:54

      Judge fire! On the contrary, I celebrate your strength. Your ability to forge ahead, aiming to be the winner in your relationships ( even though I don't see it as a contest),not wanting any man bring u down is amazing/ encouraging..

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    3. Jeni_zee 2 July 2015 at 15:35

      Kikikikiki am with you my yoriyori

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    4. Eka Joy2 July 2015 at 15:43

      Ur head is there jare. If one breaks Ur heart, u have another to fall back on. Then get a replacement for d first.

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    5. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 15:43

      Double dating don't just work for me, I just wish I could do it and go free, I end up losing both guys. Cuz guys ain't loyal at all. I have seen enough in my present relationship that I can't even say it out. But my I love this guy. I use have the password to his phones without him knowing, one day nah me use my mouth say "guy abeg change your password before I poison you"... since that day, I noticed he changed a little, and he did not change the password, but he became SMARTER. Relationship ain't easy at all

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    6. Pink shell2 July 2015 at 16:39

      No wonder u are always hurt.

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    7. Unknown2 July 2015 at 16:51

      My deaar Anon.. . U r not alone! Yess! Am proudly saying dis with my ID. No need 2 cum on here n claim holier dan thou ! Whoeva puts a ring on it is d lucky one! My name is not faith so don't expect me 2 b faithful! Mbanuuuuuu! My conscience sef nor go gree me... Not only men dat no how 2 play d game... Women sef can play n even play beta sef (if u r neva caught)! Two can play d game!!! SHALOM....

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    8. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 17:36

      Porsche & d rest replies! So u're comparing urselves wit men. Continue & let's see who go taya. Ram say notin pass 2 sit down look. No be hw far na hw well.

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    9. Quiksilver2 July 2015 at 17:51

      I love you Anony.

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    10. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke3 July 2015 at 19:06

      I just dey laugh...
      Well u can def do what u please but at the end of it all, deep down u will want 1 more than the other. And what do u think will happen after he proposes and finds out u were never faithful? 2 tins...either he marries u but u live unhappily ever after cos he wld make sure u feel pain every single day or he leaves u and then you r bck 2 square 1.

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  21. Doppelgänger2 July 2015 at 13:57

    Na so.

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  22. priceless pearl2 July 2015 at 13:59

    If I hear say I throw the soup away.... I go chop and belle full, after then we can now plan how we want our break up to be... lol

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  23. Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB2 July 2015 at 14:00

    Kai! The guy be like me, cnt belive I have never cooked soup in my life, except indomie Pepper soup is soup... I go learn Sha, cn u teach me? I'd pay

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  24. FRUITILICIOUS2 July 2015 at 14:01

    Hehe...
    Epic!

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  25. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 2 July 2015 at 14:01

    That is so ewww..
    I wouldn't throw it away, would simply leave it where it is. I neva chop the one wey I cook finish na to chop the one wey I no know..
    Azigbakwa!!

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  26. chick felix2 July 2015 at 14:03

    Chai....

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  27. Cynthia Iyede2 July 2015 at 14:04

    Hahahhah I don faint! No time abeg. Hammer. The food jor.

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  28. Da Boss Lady2 July 2015 at 14:06

    Lmao..... correct advice. No time joor.

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  29. Royalty®2 July 2015 at 14:06

    Not only will i make eba for myself, but for my available friends also, and i will make sure we finish the soup, so she'll make new one when next she comes....funny girls, forming wife material

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  30. Patt Eyaba2 July 2015 at 14:08

    Take away

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  31. Unknown2 July 2015 at 14:08

    if i hear!...

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  32. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady2 July 2015 at 14:10

    I lyk food o so i no dey waste time to stroll go kitchen wen I reach bf house cos all d guys I don date so far sabi cook wella, so der wnt b cause f alarm if I find a pot of soup but if I find out say na babe cook am na to chop clean mouth o... If possible chop all d meat f d soup. No time.

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  33. MISS TRUTH2 July 2015 at 14:11

    But the guy may have prepared the soup nah.?

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  34. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 14:13

    I go chop there and even put some inside take away pack to eat the next day

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  35. MISS TRUTH2 July 2015 at 14:14

    What if his younger sister or cousin prepared the soup? I will first ask him and once i confirm a girlfriend did, i walk. I love myself too much.

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  36. NWAKAEGO2 July 2015 at 14:19

    Longer throat. No be only do garri and eat

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  37. Princess Scheherazade 2 July 2015 at 14:28

    I would love to but what if the babe put love potion join?

    Mehn na dustbin sure pass oh, both the soup and the pot it was cooked in sef...

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    1. Pink shell2 July 2015 at 16:45

      Y wld u do dat?
      Is it ur money or ur effort?
      U sit down n pick all d fish inside d soup n balance wit chilled malt.
      Wen u r tru, u can give ur bf d fite of his life.
      U av no right watsoeva to throw away som1s property, its not ur home, neida are u married to him yet.

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  38. Unknown2 July 2015 at 14:33

    Na so, I go pound yam I swear. Garri small.

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    1. Pink shell2 July 2015 at 16:51

      Nawa for u,
      I fear gals like u.
      Na ppl like u, fit claim person property, after dey help u with accomodatn.
      How can u pound yam on top person egusi soup.

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    2. mrs mustapha2 July 2015 at 18:32

      Kikikikikiki@pink shell.

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  39. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings2 July 2015 at 14:40

    Rotfl

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  40. Tohlah2 July 2015 at 14:41

    Everyone is talking as if is that easy to do "Garri and eat" even the emotion trauma you will get immediately you see the soup you won't be able to do Garri instantly. Though is not advice able as a lady to over hype a guy.

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    1. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 18:57

      Babe. You better dust heart oh! E be like say you never chiichoomchiiim abi?





      BTW.. bvs please help me ooo... I do not have any feelings at all... I try and try and try... even with the rich guys, it doesn't come. I even want to do ECG to check if my heart is still there.

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    2. Olaide Davies.3 July 2015 at 09:15

      Aren't you lucky,wish I don't have feelings too.

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  41. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)2 July 2015 at 14:42

    Anon 13:54 diseases dey o.

    Leaving only one piece of meat isn't bad tho... umu-nwanyi.
    He has every right to give money to anyone (may be a sis) to cook for him if you're not around at that particular time as him never propose . #my2kobo

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  42. Vivaciara2 July 2015 at 14:57

    I did this sometime ago when I was serving.
    Dated someone who girls were always flocking around. I never met any of them but anyday I go to his house, I was always meeting one rich soup or stew.
    As corper wey I be naa, after eating to my fill I'll ask when he cooked and he won't hesistate to tell me one girl brought it(iI knew he doesn't cook)
    And when I ask why he's collecting their food and giving them hope he'll say he hasn't told them anything oo. They are just being caring.
    Some men are wicked.

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  43. Miss Glo (OAP)2 July 2015 at 15:26

    I can't eat such food, abeg. I no chop commot for house?

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    1. Beautiful Eagle2 July 2015 at 17:19

      How I can eat food that I don't know where it came from? Hian. Na to ascertain the origin of the food before descending on it. All these BVs forming do garri and chop, na lie. Fear of poisoning and love potion things still dey.

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  44. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 15:49

    I nor know wetin the girl put for the soup, I won't eat ooo. The useless ones my bf carries don't even know how to sweep house come to talk of cook soup.

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  45. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 15:57

    I won't eat that soup o. What if she washed her vjayjay and used the water to cook the soup? I've heard some women do that and thats supposed to make the men begin to follow them like mumu. I have enough food in my house biko.

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    1. mzmaris2 July 2015 at 17:32

      Person wey dey kill with cutlass, no dey let person carry cutlass pass e back........ahia onye ma ka on'azu.......i wouldnt think such cos i would never do it....so it sounds like fairytale to me.........if i'm hungry i'll eat....if not, shikena.....i will only hurt if i love ..i repeat "LOVE" d guy in question......if i dnt, i dnt give a rats ass.......will just protect myself if we r being intimate....IF WE ARE....cos i can share ur food with you but not ur diseases.....mba

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  46. Miss Ess2 July 2015 at 16:09

    Epic reply but who should do that?

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  47. mzmaris2 July 2015 at 17:21

    I no too like swallow....i go tell my bf say i wan see stew another time wey i go come or fresh fish pepper soup......then i go chop even carry go house....who send??? Na my husband?............just negodu

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  48. mzmaris2 July 2015 at 17:33

    I no too like swallow....i go tell my bf say i wan see stew another time wey i go come or fresh fish pepper soup......then i go chop even carry go house....who send??? Na my husband?............just negodu

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  49. Anonymous2 July 2015 at 20:06

    Happened to me once, went to my bfs house and met d scenario, she was even still dere sef. Omo I not only ate d food, I sat down dere and gisted with them and politely asked her to make sure she washes all her cooking stuff including the plate. My bf was soo confused and d girl didn't understand my reaction. To cut the long story short, d girl never came back and I'm married to d Bobo...I think he married me out of fear cos he had neva seen anything like dat before. :D

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