Residents of Lambata in Gurara local government area of Niger state were yesterday stunned after a 17-year old boy, Suleiman Usman claimed his manhood had vanished after he shook a stranger.
According to New Telegraph, the police have arrested two persons in connection to the incidence. A witness, Mohammed Tsado, said the victim told him that one of the suspects alighted from a car and asked him to shake him but he refused.
After which the suspect insisted on the handshake while asking him if he was a Muslim. After accepting the handshake, Usman realised that his penis had vanished and immediately raised an alarm which attracted other people in the vicinity.
Another witness, Zakari Mohammed, said the suspects ran into their car and sped off but they were accosted by vigilantes at Muye who had been tipped off earlier.
Angry youths in the area were said to have pounced on the suspects and made attempts to lynch them, save for the intervention of the police, who rescued the men and took them to the police station.
The suspects were then asked to restore Usman’s penis, after which the teenager was taken to a commercial sex worker to check if his manhood was still functioning. Although he confirmed his penis was back, he however said he could not ‘perform’ with it.
- New Telegraph
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA I am sorry but the closing line cracked me up.
What??? Thats scary
ReplyDeleteThey took him where?to do what??this is nonsense
DeleteThis sounds like fiction ti me
DeleteWetin we no go hear. The more reason I sit my kids down daily to educate them on things happening in the country o
DeleteD moment I saw d head line of this story the first tin that came to my mind was, dis must have happend in Niger state...my friend lost his while we wer in skul den(FUTMINNA NIGER), it was thru hand sshake too o, u know guys and der handshake way of greeting weda dey know u or not, na so d tin loss o, and d funniest tin was he didn't know d guy dat took it, d moment d guy shock he, he sped off befor he realised, we had to look for a spiritualist, long and short of d whole episode was dat d spiritualist help him get it back, as a sharp guy d Nxt day, my frnd traveled to jos to try it on his babe...and he told us dat it was workin fine, ,,
DeleteAbeg my question is thus... when they say manhood disappears, is it that the place becomes blank with no penis and balls? And how does it reappear just like that?
DeleteI can't seem to understand how this works. This is the second story of the kind that I'm reading this week. With the other case as well, the perpetrators were apprehended and they returned the man's dick. Actually he said a young man approached him to beg for 700naira, that he needed it for drugs for his dying mom. And soon as he gave him the money his dick disappeared. Another victim in the area confirmed the same lad had approached him for the exact 700naira before, but that he didn't have any money so he couldn't give him.
So these people have different styles of victimizing people. I'm still bent on knowing how it works though
And oh.. the man who gave 700naira said that when his dick was restored, he had to rush home to have sex with his wife to know if he could still perform. Meanwhile the police held on to the boy until the man confirmed he could now use his dick again. Lol
DeleteMay God help us in naija the heart of man is wicked that's y you can't just render help anyhow it's due to the way the system is too bad
DeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHe couldn't perform, na fear of not performing cause am
Odiegwu!!! Ritualists everywhere... Lord have mercy
DeleteThat is serious!jesus fix it
ReplyDeleteHmmmm strange things everyday.
ReplyDeleteRubish, I don't believe this story at all. Nigerians and forge forge.
ReplyDeleteHey! My namesake. Good to have you here.
DeleteI don't think it's forged. I heard alot of these kinda stories when I was much younger and one even happened before my very eyes. I was in nursery school then. The culprit was apprehended and made to return it sharply. It happened mostly during Xmas. So it could be real.
Na wah oo.
ReplyDeleteJesus!!! The 17 year old boy was taken to a commercial sex worker to check if his manhood was still functioning?Terrible.Why was he not taken to the hospital?
ReplyDeleteHospital to do wat?
DeleteGood question. Oya madam, answer naa
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha @hosiptal to what...
DeleteI have witnessed a case like this.
ReplyDeleteFor real ?? Like you saw it for yourself. flat skin, no sign of any private part ?
DeleteHahaahahahahahhahahaha.wanted to laugh wen I saw d headline Buh held maself.den I got to d last paragraph and hahahahahhahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly you don't have a story for this scenario?
DeleteNo stories how the General's or your genitals were stolen?
Lol... Anonymous oh
DeleteHahahahahah
DeleteKikikikikikikikikikikikik
Anon.....nawa 4 u!!!!
Lmao
lol anon . TGW does come across as a miss know all. Lol
DeleteHahahhaha. Lol at ' he could not perform with it"""
ReplyDeleteI bet he's only being paranoid... so this ish still happens?
Lmao u go fear testing functionality na
ReplyDeleteI for one don't believe most of these penis missing gist.
ReplyDeleteLike seriously how da heck wld u knw ur penis is missing...guys educate me on this,is dt d balls ain't being felt anymore or d penis itself dissappear in totality.
Hahaha abeg i can't deal...until I see,i ain't believing shiiiit
E dey happen far back
DeleteIf U dey Lag u go know as e dey go
I mean if U hustle for street growin up, U go don witness one or two. I have!!
I hear say na 7days o! If e no return! Judgment day with baba God
As for people sayin hospital!
Wetin concern hospital with OTP???
Na ashana sure pass!
Ashana go bill dem extra... As e dey hot!
Stella dont laugh ooo. So this thing is back again. Thought it has long gone and forgotten. How i wish all our randy men will have their dick missing.
ReplyDeleteHeheheheh,u harsh . U're right though *in lepa Shandy abi na sweetest pussy's voice* by the way, where have u girls been hiding? Make una come out o. Kinda miss y'all
DeleteSherry's Daughter
Things are happening
ReplyDeleteAh yekpa, nkan be. He should drink burantashi yeye.
ReplyDeleteWickedness at d surface of the earth
ReplyDeleteJesus! A whole penis?
ReplyDeleteI pity the boy because he is just starting his life and the main thing is useless *sad*
So he will not be able to enjoy sweet pu**y in his life time. Hmmmmm
How do you know that the pussy is sweet.Have you had a taste before ? If u don't have a D den you don't know how it feels. So, shush..
DeleteEveryone says it's sweet so it's sweet so shush and go and look for who to fuck you.
DeleteLady Jay,
DeleteHmmm
ReplyDeleteSo this rubbish still happens? God please protect your children.
"Can't perform with it" lolx.
Ashawo don suffer.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha.
Omg.
ReplyDeleteHope he will be able to perform when finally regain his manhood.....oh, he even tested his manhood!!!!!!!
People should stop speaking to strangers, days are bad.
Stella,is not funny oooh
If he can't perform with it, it hasn't been restored then. What's d use of a prick that isn't functional. They shld better force that onye oshi amu to fully return the poor boys dick oh!
ReplyDeleteOnye oshi amu? Hahahhaha e son they wey I hear that chai
DeleteWonders shall neva cease. I pray it performs.
ReplyDeleteSee gobe o! So his dick is no longer working ? Nah! He needs serious prayers o!
ReplyDeleteAaahhh God forbid o
ReplyDeleteWaooo first time I will hear anything about that place called Lambata and it's a bad one, I've once lived there around 1996 when my grandma was still selling clothes to the Gwari there, thank God his manhood had be returned.
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
If they had lynched him, how will the penis appear ? mumu people. This has happened to someone iknow persnly, his came bck. One happened in Uniport 2months ago, they caught d guy and took Him to d police station, he started acting insane, Hvnt heard much bout d case. Na to begin tie cowries for pwig dey walka be dat o
ReplyDeleteYea sounds like the one I read few days ago. This one too was acting in sane, but after much beating he restored the man's dick.
Deletelooooooooooool
ReplyDeleteWow things are happening in this country.
ReplyDeleteMoney ritual tinz.
ReplyDeleteMoney ritual tinz.
ReplyDeleteLolz
ReplyDeleteThey should cut off their manhood. Nonsense!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm funny story.
ReplyDeleteThis thing still dey happen?
ReplyDeleteTwas a usual occurrence back then when I was growing up.
My beloved Nigeria ,anything is possible
ReplyDeleteReally? Just to shake hands the thing vanish
ReplyDeleteUna good morning
I just dey wake
The closing line got me real bad. I had to go back to make sure I read 'sex worker' correctly. I then began to imagine his face as he faces the 'sex worker' lol
ReplyDeleteSuch a pity
ReplyDeleteSuch a pity
ReplyDeleteDamn! Do they still do this shit?
ReplyDeleteFake gist 1. Whr is a pic of the missing dick. 2. Taking a guy 2 a commercial sex worker openly in the north?y'all know dat dat ain't happening
ReplyDeleteThis is serious..May God him fix it
ReplyDeleteWow. Why anyone will want to "abduct" another mans dick is beyond me. Nigerian Police Force has saved more criminals than citizens in the last 10 years with their timely interventions whenever a criminal is about to ne "offed". #wickednesseverywhere
ReplyDeleteThis kind of case cannot be proved in court because it's voodoo.. so I wonder what the police would have done with the suspect, say if the dick isn't restored. What would be his charges under the law? And would they have the right to keep him indefinitely? Certainly not.
DeleteObara Onye nwe Anyi... What m I seeing
ReplyDeleteHe was taken to a commercial sex worker to check............lol. What if the guy is a virgin. Well, he should do that later with his girl friend if he has any.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhaha
ReplyDeleteSomething like this has happened before around slaughter market in phc.
Serious?
DeleteFrom today,i will be tying my dick with red cloth o
Haaaa gbese re oo
ReplyDeleteIs this a joke or something. Doesn't sound true at all.
ReplyDeleteLmao!so what performance does a 17yr old need a penis for?smh!.....all dese children wey dey spoil from their mother's womb like Mmyflawws.
ReplyDeleteYou are an insensitive moron if you find that funny Stella. If it was your brother would be laughing about it. Ugly pig like you
DeleteWAS DE COMERCIAL WRKER PAID??TOMJERRYSWIT
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
ReplyDelete.
Nna things are happening.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Hian...double wahala for the boy. Dick lost and found and taking him to an asawo. What if its his first time, Oh dear Lord, so he would have been disvirgined by such a woman. I forbid it for him in Jesus mighty name, Amen
ReplyDeleteDrugs are bad mmkaay?
ReplyDeleteSouth Park! Mr Markey
Deleteno be this one l see wey dey enter okada
ReplyDeleteThe things that happens in this life ,you wont believe until it actually happens in your front .things dey happen oh
ReplyDeleteSo they've gone to the north now? No more Lag. Ok o
ReplyDeleteStrange things happening everyday.End times are really here fa.that was how my cousin told us den of a story of a boy in a bus in lagos dat spiritually have sex wit girls in d bus unknown to dem.only for him to try it wit one woman dat sat in d front of d bus meanwhile he sat behind.lo and behold unknown to d other passengers d woman knew wat he was abt doing and padlocked his manhood.it was wen d woman alighted from d bus dat d boy started crying and begging other ppl to help him beg d woman.after much pleading from people dat had gathered d woman angrily accepted dat she knew wat he was doing and wudnt try it with any other person again.apparently d woman's husband is a jazzman,so she was privileged to see d boy wit her hubby's aid.the woman later told d boy to follow her to her house so that d hubby can re open d dick cos she dint have d power to do it.wonders shall never end sha.
ReplyDeleteHa!!! Nkan mbe....
ReplyDeleteThis is serious..May God help him fix it
ReplyDeleteWas taken to commercial sex worker to check if it is working,lol
ReplyDeleteTins we hear dis days
O lord save ur people
I m astounded at the level of gullibility here? I scrolled down 67 comments to see one,just one voice of reason but for where?
ReplyDeleteMost of you are scientists too with degrees...o ri egwu o!
Have you made sense yourself?
DeleteOh ,Quickie,pls marry me.
DeletePls
I can believe this story because while growing up, a similar incident,actually an exact incident occurred in my neighbourhood in Ikeja way back in year 2000..
ReplyDeleteWonders never cease to happen o. Na to stop to dey give people handshake sure pass now o. Lmao and rotfl at not 'perform with it'. But seriously at 17 he is already sexually active??? He should hv been taken to an hospital instead.
ReplyDelete...but e don tey wey I hear dis kain thing sha so it's still around. God protect us from dis ritualists o
Hmmmmn, strange indeed. Wonders shall never cease.
ReplyDeleteLol epic ending to strange happenings . Happened to me in warri 14 years ago
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