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Lol!
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday BVs
Lolzzzzzzz!
DeleteHahahahahahaha. Happy Sunday people
DeleteNo, No, No, No since I was born, I've never seen a man with one GF.
DeleteStellakoko, u too funny... I dey join you for jollof rice search
DeleteYou did north west my time.... I laughed hard at most of them
ReplyDeleteVery funny,all of them,thanks stells
DeleteThis jollof rice memes sha! Una go calm down soon
ReplyDeleteIt really has been over flogged. Enough already!
DeleteAmaka,please are you egun or married to one? Because Amaka and Hundeyin is someway... "Hundeyin" is only from one place I suppose.
DeleteHahaha
DeleteWhy is jollof rice trending abi what did I miss?
**lululiscious **
Mide my mum is igbo
DeleteLMFAO.....
ReplyDeleteLaff wan kee me.....no no no no since i was born i have never seen one boy with one gf.......d face on dat baby tho whose classmates asked for xtra sheet and d one d mom is lying about diaper and baby food.......abeg 95percent of dem make me laff......like mumu
DeleteLaff wan kee me.....no no no no since i was born i have never seen one boy with one gf.......d face on dat baby tho whose classmates asked for xtra sheet and d one d mom is lying about diaper and baby food.......abeg 95percent of dem make me laff......like mumu
DeleteI laughed ehn..
ReplyDeleteThe Internet can hype things ehn, we've hyped Jollof rice Sotayyy everybody loves or pretend to love it, now it's the turn of plantain. Very soon even bitter Kola will be Tasty.
That Conductor and woman own, lol.
When I gained admission to Uniben I was advised not to call women (at the market), "Iye" "Mummy" "Mama" that they will soo insult you, dunno how try it is, but to be safe I just stick to "Madam"
Extra paper, lol. We all have that oversabi coursemate and they will still get D highest C.
Happy sunday everybody.
My dear abeg talk another thing...in fact the women in Benin love to be addressed as "Iyes"
DeleteI grew up in benin lilian.....THEY DONT....u go greet one edede ..."Goodmrning ma"......she go say..."Wetin???...na me old pass u?"......dem go even greet u wey be ovbialeke......gudmrnin ma.....i go give dem side eyes like...."u wey be my mama mate, if u greet me with ma.....hw i want take answer u???....gudmrnin my pikin?".......Benin women no dey gree old abeg
DeleteI grew up in benin lilian.....THEY DONT....u go greet one edede ..."Goodmrning ma"......she go say..."Wetin???...na me old pass u?"......dem go even greet u wey be ovbialeke......gudmrnin ma.....i go give dem side eyes like...."u wey be my mama mate, if u greet me with ma.....hw i want take answer u???....gudmrnin my pikin?".......Benin women no dey gree old abeg
DeleteHappy Sunday stellz!
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday my beautiful fam!
Have a wonderful week ahead...*kisses*
Lol.
ReplyDeleteThis cracked me up Big time
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahaa
My biggest fear is Being kidnapped.d way my Mom loves barganning,i wil be killed hahahahha
Dis could be us buh molue no gree
That little Boy's Prayer
Oga Jona,Madam Pesh and The Sai ish cracked me up Big time hahhahahaa
Wen ur Mom is Lying on d phone about u running out of diapers and Milk hehehehhe
Thanks The Laugh Crew! Ma day is made.
Howdy The Don?
Stella hun,i met my dream from ur blog on d first single n mingle in November.it's been great so far and guess what my people he proposed with a sweet diamond ring yesterday.
ReplyDeleteAm so excited,wedding plans commence soon!
Congrats
DeleteWow am really happy for you.... Invite us for d wedding ooooo lol
DeleteWoW!
DeleteCongrats Boo!
HML in advance.
DeleteYaaay
Deletejollof rice loading
Congrats oo.
Congratulations darling.
DeleteCongrats
DeleteCongrats dear.
DeleteAm happy for uuuuu
Is this movie on iroko TV yet? What's the title please?
DeleteHahahahaha so so funny. Is that iron male pant for real?
ReplyDeleteSDK you and jollof rice. Na wa for you ooh
ReplyDeleteLmfao. Anyways hi! If you enjoy novels, please visit http://amhabyba.wordpress.com
ReplyDeleteANON 12:49 PLEASE SEND ME A MAIL.
ReplyDeleteStella don rush reply
DeleteBuhahhaha Stella nwunye Korkus u too mush. U dint west my tyme @ hall @ hall. Am off t make jollof rice too. *wink*
ReplyDeleteHahhahaha so funny. The conductor and passenger really cracked my ribs. Happy sunday everyone.
ReplyDeleteCongrats anon 12:49, wishing you all the best dear. God bless you.
ReplyDeleteBuhahhaha Stella nwunye Korkus u too mush. U dint west my tyme @ hall @ hall. Am off t make jollof rice too. *wink*
ReplyDeleteBuhahhaha Stella nwunye Korkus u too mush. U dint west my tyme @ hall @ hall. Am off t make jollof rice too. *wink*
ReplyDeleteAnon 12:49 that same Sweden abi. That's how Diane-abasi will be shamed one day. Shameless he-goat processing paper for another lady while he is married and living with his long time girlfriend that they both struggled from naija and moved together. Wonder why his wife doesn't know about his escapades.
ReplyDeletePls tell us more
DeleteTime not wasted at all!!
ReplyDeleteiron pant tins hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteStellakork U no post my comment buh u know better than me.
ReplyDeleteCHICK felix that was a narrative you posted.will derial the post...
ReplyDeleteAwwww ok thanks for the reply.
DeleteAwwww ok thanks for the reply. Please post it tomorrow.
DeleteLmaooooooo
ReplyDelete'I like the sound you make when you shut up' I need to tell my co-worker that. Lol
ReplyDelete'I like the sound you make when you shut up' I need to tell my co-worker that. Lol
ReplyDeleteStella's darl, pls wats funny abt that granny? Pls let's respect people jor is it a crime to give her a makeup for an occasion? However u did not west my time plus moll of rice loading....
ReplyDeleteStella's darl, pls wats funny abt that granny? Pls let's respect people jor is it a crime to give her a makeup for an occasion? However u did northt west my time plus moll of rice loading....
ReplyDeleteHappy sunday.
ReplyDeletevery funny
ReplyDeletevisit ck jacob blog for fiction stories
*crying* pls which gist did I just miss that was deleted. Chai!!! Let me just turn stew *fiam* gist don delete waka
ReplyDeleteSomeborry brief me bikozienu, I'm on the floor begging
Hahahahahahahhahahahah, u north west my time o. Happy Sunday guys, 13days to go, let's paint lagos SDK.
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteThe husband thingy is so true!
Conductor and mummy
buhahahahahahaha
Anon 12: 49 Congrat my my dear. In short Ibadan pple don suffer, which one is hanging from pavement to cook, hahaha
ReplyDeletei actually enjoyed todays laughs..downloaded a few for later.
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stella abeg na which kind convenant u get with jollof rice
ReplyDeleteStella, you and jollof rice...today's laugh try
ReplyDeleteTime north wested. Happy Sunday friends
ReplyDeleteLol, happy sunday folks. i enjoyed them especially the little boy that was asked to say a prayer before the family dinner. Hahaha, kids are the only ones who can tell you the truth, undiluted truth as e take happen, when you are doing things around them you think they are not taking note of those in their little brain.
ReplyDeleteYes o....am a single mom....a catholic....and d day my son asked me y i dont receive holy communion.....i was like..."Bia nwa mechionu"....and he's just 7......hian!!!!!..
DeleteConverstion went like dis......
Walking on d road going to church
Son: are u baptized?
Me: yes.....even confirmed....(Speaking With pride)
Son: why dont u receive holy communion?
Me:keep quiet ( didnt look back cos we just passed some people and am sure they heard......in my mind i was like "this child want to floor me")
Me: (after some seconds)....i do....d day u went out to answer aunty.........call in church, i received communion....that was why i couldnt answer d call..##which by d way is true....but it's been years i stopped....i just started again...didnt realize he noticed.
Son: why do u receive when am not in church?....u dont want me to see u?
Me: no it's not like that...next time, u'll be there.......make matter end b4 we reach church.
But that really got me thinking....if i say i didnt feel bad, i am lying......and d next time he saw me receive, he was all smiles and was looking at me like i was a new person........Imagine hw God would feel.....am so loving my life now....but there's still room for improvement
Mummy take your change. hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWaiting for SDK training. lol
Lovely as usual, thanks
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