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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

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LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA,FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE. WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF,
THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I
PLEASE INFORM YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED
BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS
IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE
RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT
COMFORTABLY. PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS
SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT
OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?

HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED
TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT
THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THE PLANE WIL NOT EVEN MOVE". 

Bwahahahahahahahaahhahahaa*side eyes*







98 comments:

  1. Kikikikikik hahahahahah hehehehe nigeria engineers don suffer

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    1. Hahahahahahahaha can you imagine

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    2. lmfao! Nice one. Nigerian lecturers una doh. The one that is shocking is that someone studied computer science for 4years amd when he graduated he still went for computer training in a business centre. pitiable situation.

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    3. 80 shades of tizzy28 July 2015 at 19:08

      Lmao...see how nigerian students were belittled. But still cracked me up sha

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    4. Lolz, the prof making sense !

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  2. Lmao...nice joke. hahahahahaha

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    1. Heartbreaking state....education in a formal setting had never guaranteed anything

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    2. Funny, laughing in Swahili. Madam korkus try enable my comments joor

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  4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SO HE EVN KNW DE EXTENT OF THEIR LECTURES...HMM, GOD HLP NIGERIA....TOMJERRYSWIT

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  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SO HE EVN KNW DE EXTENT OF THEIR LECTURES...HMM, GOD HLP NIGERIA....TOMJERRYSWIT

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    1. This is heart breaking situation of education in this country. May God help us .

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  7. Lol. It is a why. Education in Nigeria?! God help us. We only see pictures in text books and fix the reality with our imagination.

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  8. Saw this yesterday in another blog... cracked me up

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  9. Ok.. teachers teaching students nonsense since this 21st century

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  10. HAHAHAHAHAHA engine boys so dis una garagara na format lol

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  11. Buhahahaha
    Krkrkrkrkr krkrkrkrkr hohohohhohoh
    Hahahahahahaha omg I can't stop laughing oo. Very funny

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  12. Thus is funny and quite pathetic at the Same time.

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  13. Hahaha that means mr ibrahim is not doing his job well as a lecturer

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    1. He and so many lecturers.... this is pathetic!

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    2. Normally na... we just attend lectures for attendance list most times and so dat our lecturer will at least know our face if not, most of them are empty vessels and will send u to sleep almost immediately. ..

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  14. Hahahahahahahahhahh stellakork dis is real funny.

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  15. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.. @won't move.

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  16. Funny but I forgot to laff. Mschweee!

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  17. Hahahahahahahahaha.

    Rolling on the floor.
    Teacher's teaching us nonsense since 1920. Lmao.

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  18. Very funny.That means the lecturers are bad.

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  19. I'm missing some people here
    Where's em jay
    Where's money makes you fuvk any gurl

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  20. DRY.......as dry as anonymous toto

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  21. Hahahhahahhahahahaahaha
    Laughed so hard first time i heard dis joke.

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  22. hahahahaahhahaha....some nigerian lecturers ehn...so they know they don't teach well.

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  23. Itan wo lowa kowa bayii?

    *rme*

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  24. Stella this na Obama wey dey laff here now. Though very funny.

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  25. LMAOOOO.....D university must either be LASU or Ago-iwoye or Bauchi state uni.....Lmaooo.

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  26. Lolzzz
    hahaha..
    No be lie oooo
    nigeria university base on laaa crame laaa pour..
    Best student of my set didnt sabi any practical aspect...

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  27. Funny as it sounds but it's the absolute truth. Our professors are out dated and they don't bother improving. U can imagine me doing fortran 87 programming language in 2012 meanwhile other technologies and new programs av taken over. Smh for my country.

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  28. I don't understand


    If everyone ran out of the plan because they were scared leaving the professor alone who then went inside to ask questions???


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  29. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Not funny....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  30. Lobatan! Opari o! Bwahahahhahaha. Lecturers hennn! With their ancient notes that doesn't get updated as years rolls by.

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  31. This is hilarious, oriegwu oo

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  32. Teachers teaching nonsense since 14 BC!

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  33. lols Stella u wan kill person with laugh OMG! anyways he said the truth sha!

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    1. Hahahahahahahahaha,hehehehehehehehehe,kikikikikikikikikikik
      LMAO

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    2. Brown sugar e never do reach?

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  34. Hahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhhahhahhahaha

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  35. Lol. Na b say na rubbish dem teach d srudents .

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  36. So true Stella.
    I witnessed in May, a scenario where a qualified Engineer turned the valve in d manhole of a storage tank at d Jetty, the wrong way. Obviously, he never did some practicals in school. The laughter it elicited no be here. Dude kept fidgeting.
    He kept apologising and begging, he was fresh outta Uni, poor young chap. Finally, after careful deliberations, he was sent on full training, cos management loved his personality and poise.
    But everyone was scared and concluded he would be sacked. Chai.

    It's theory theory theory, few hands on practicals. I pity this generation walahi. Engr my foot.

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  37. Bwaahhhhhhhhh, Stella iyaf u laugh to tear my belle. thanks for making my day.

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  38. THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Hahahahahah
    Lmao!!
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  39. THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Hahahahahah
    Lmao!!
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  40. Ah swear wat de teach in school na case

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  41. Hahahahahahah that must be a lecturer from Nigeria.

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  42. Hahahaha---------@with what we thought them,
    So they admit to teaching rubbish right

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  43. Very funny bt its a fact dt Nigerian Universities are of low standard. Its not d best in Africa and not up to first 500 in d world. Too bad

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  44. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehihihihihihihhihihihiiiiiiiiiii

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  45. lol...when they make few sentences during lectures and expect three pages during exams

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  46. lol...when they make few sentences during lectures and expect three pages during exams

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  47. Have actually seen this before..
    It's not funny but pathetic

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  48. This is funny in the sense of joke..But in reality,it ain't something to laugh over..

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  49. Hahahahahahaha

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  50. hahahahhahahah, kai big joke indeed

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  51. Vivian Maxwell28 July 2015 at 20:04

    Hahahahahaha no this got me right...That Prof. Should be fired.

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  52. Dont worry Professor , when you see yourself up in the Air, your heart will fail you because you don't know if your student added a little research to what you taught him..

    One Chance.

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  53. Hahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!! Naija lecturers eh!!!

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