LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA,FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE. WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF,
THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I
PLEASE INFORM YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED
BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS
IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE
RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT
COMFORTABLY. PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS
SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT
OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?
HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED
TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT
THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THE PLANE WIL NOT EVEN MOVE".
Bwahahahahahahahaahhahahaa*side eyes*
Kikikikikik hahahahahah hehehehe nigeria engineers don suffer
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha can you imagine
Deletelmfao! Nice one. Nigerian lecturers una doh. The one that is shocking is that someone studied computer science for 4years amd when he graduated he still went for computer training in a business centre. pitiable situation.
DeleteLmao...see how nigerian students were belittled. But still cracked me up sha
DeleteLmao omg
DeleteHahahahaha
DeleteLolz, the prof making sense !
DeleteLmao...nice joke. hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteJust negodu! It's funny bt it ain't funny!
ReplyDeleteHeartbreaking state....education in a formal setting had never guaranteed anything
DeleteHas*
DeleteFunny, laughing in Swahili. Madam korkus try enable my comments joor
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SO HE EVN KNW DE EXTENT OF THEIR LECTURES...HMM, GOD HLP NIGERIA....TOMJERRYSWIT
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SO HE EVN KNW DE EXTENT OF THEIR LECTURES...HMM, GOD HLP NIGERIA....TOMJERRYSWIT
ReplyDeleteLwkmd
ReplyDeleteLol! That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThis is heart breaking situation of education in this country. May God help us .
DeleteLol. It is a why. Education in Nigeria?! God help us. We only see pictures in text books and fix the reality with our imagination.
ReplyDeleteSaw this yesterday in another blog... cracked me up
ReplyDeleteSo?
DeleteSo your head
DeleteJust Negodu
ReplyDeleteOk.. teachers teaching students nonsense since this 21st century
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA engine boys so dis una garagara na format lol
ReplyDeleteBuhahahaha
ReplyDeleteKrkrkrkrkr krkrkrkrkr hohohohhohoh
Hahahahahahaha omg I can't stop laughing oo. Very funny
Thus is funny and quite pathetic at the Same time.
ReplyDeleteHahaha that means mr ibrahim is not doing his job well as a lecturer
ReplyDeleteHe and so many lecturers.... this is pathetic!
DeleteNormally na... we just attend lectures for attendance list most times and so dat our lecturer will at least know our face if not, most of them are empty vessels and will send u to sleep almost immediately. ..
DeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahhahh stellakork dis is real funny.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha.. @won't move.
ReplyDeleteDry
ReplyDeleteFunny but I forgot to laff. Mschweee!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteRolling on the floor.
Teacher's teaching us nonsense since 1920. Lmao.
Very funny.That means the lecturers are bad.
ReplyDeleteWell, duh!
DeleteI'm missing some people here
ReplyDeleteWhere's em jay
Where's money makes you fuvk any gurl
After they painted lagos SDK they vanished
DeleteLol
DeleteAbi oh
DRY.......as dry as anonymous toto
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahhahahahaahaha
ReplyDeleteLaughed so hard first time i heard dis joke.
lolz
ReplyDeletehahahahaahhahaha....some nigerian lecturers ehn...so they know they don't teach well.
ReplyDeleteItan wo lowa kowa bayii?
ReplyDelete*rme*
It's sad actually, not funny.
ReplyDeleteStella this na Obama wey dey laff here now. Though very funny.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOO.....D university must either be LASU or Ago-iwoye or Bauchi state uni.....Lmaooo.
ReplyDeleteLolzzz
ReplyDeletehahaha..
No be lie oooo
nigeria university base on laaa crame laaa pour..
Best student of my set didnt sabi any practical aspect...
Funny as it sounds but it's the absolute truth. Our professors are out dated and they don't bother improving. U can imagine me doing fortran 87 programming language in 2012 meanwhile other technologies and new programs av taken over. Smh for my country.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand
ReplyDeleteIf everyone ran out of the plan because they were scared leaving the professor alone who then went inside to ask questions???
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a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
ReplyDelete.
Not funny....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Lobatan! Opari o! Bwahahahhahaha. Lecturers hennn! With their ancient notes that doesn't get updated as years rolls by.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious, oriegwu oo
ReplyDeleteTeachers teaching nonsense since 14 BC!
ReplyDeleteHian!! Sad much?
ReplyDeleteHahahaha very funny.
ReplyDeleteLol, oriegwu ooo
ReplyDeletelols Stella u wan kill person with laugh OMG! anyways he said the truth sha!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha,hehehehehehehehehe,kikikikikikikikikikik
DeleteLMAO
Brown sugar e never do reach?
DeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteHahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhhahhahhahaha
ReplyDeleteLol. Na b say na rubbish dem teach d srudents .
ReplyDeleteI can't find my laugh.
ReplyDeleteSo true Stella.
ReplyDeleteI witnessed in May, a scenario where a qualified Engineer turned the valve in d manhole of a storage tank at d Jetty, the wrong way. Obviously, he never did some practicals in school. The laughter it elicited no be here. Dude kept fidgeting.
He kept apologising and begging, he was fresh outta Uni, poor young chap. Finally, after careful deliberations, he was sent on full training, cos management loved his personality and poise.
But everyone was scared and concluded he would be sacked. Chai.
It's theory theory theory, few hands on practicals. I pity this generation walahi. Engr my foot.
Bwaahhhhhhhhh, Stella iyaf u laugh to tear my belle. thanks for making my day.
ReplyDeletesmile
ReplyDeleteLol, funny
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteTHELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah
Lmao!!
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah
Lmao!!
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
Ah swear wat de teach in school na case
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahah that must be a lecturer from Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha---------@with what we thought them,
ReplyDeleteSo they admit to teaching rubbish right
Very funny bt its a fact dt Nigerian Universities are of low standard. Its not d best in Africa and not up to first 500 in d world. Too bad
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehihihihihihihhihihihiiiiiiiiiii
ReplyDeleteHian!
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeletelol...when they make few sentences during lectures and expect three pages during exams
ReplyDeletelol...when they make few sentences during lectures and expect three pages during exams
ReplyDeleteHave actually seen this before..
ReplyDeleteIt's not funny but pathetic
Hahahhahahahhhabababababhahaha
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThis is funny in the sense of joke..But in reality,it ain't something to laugh over..
ReplyDeleteRoftl......buahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha
ReplyDeletehahahahhahahah, kai big joke indeed
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha no this got me right...That Prof. Should be fired.
ReplyDeleteNa wa o
ReplyDeleteLoooools
ReplyDeleteDont worry Professor , when you see yourself up in the Air, your heart will fail you because you don't know if your student added a little research to what you taught him..
ReplyDeleteOne Chance.
Gbammmmm!!!
DeleteLol nice one
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!! Naija lecturers eh!!!
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