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Monday, July 13, 2015

Lmao!







This is funny alright but I personally think it is wrong for a woman to use the size of a man to cuss him out when she is walking around with a hole..LMAO!






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85 comments:

  1. Unknown13 July 2015 at 13:31

    Hmmmmmmmm.

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    1. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com13 July 2015 at 15:02

      Hahahahaha - stella your comment at the end of the post is hilarious

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    2. Princess Scheherazade 13 July 2015 at 16:02

      Na d man find her trouble na. Which one be " the current FOOL you're dating?" Meaning he was the past fool sef.

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    3. Princess Scheherazade 13 July 2015 at 16:03

      The fact that he's depressed about her answer means it's true that the thing is tiny...

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  2. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 13:32

    Lmao! I think it's for bantsss...

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    1. Unknown13 July 2015 at 13:45

      But it is not wrong for a man to use the size of a woman's ass and boobs to cuss her out? #yimu raise to power 10.

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    2. Unknown13 July 2015 at 14:17

      *raised*

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  3. Yori Yori Princess13 July 2015 at 13:34

    The guy wants answer. the lady tried self to give him the answer. If na me, no to bone the man.

    oga sorry eh. please go to the hospital to make it big. go and do plastic surgery for the small penis.

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  4. Alloy Chikezie 13 July 2015 at 13:34

    Hahahahaha! Ayaf died Oooo Lol.

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  5. Unknown13 July 2015 at 13:34

    Lmaoooooo

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  6. Elizabeth13 July 2015 at 13:36

    Na wah o while some of us are praying for any size even if na only the head he get I'm ok.

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    1. Unknown13 July 2015 at 13:48

      Abeg which kind prayer be this. Only head ke?

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    2. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 14:36

      Desperation dey kill o.
      funny enough, I like small something but I have ended up meeting only guys with big or jumbo.
      an average or small dick is perfect jor.... Pleasure over pain.

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    3. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 14:50

      Lol what of mechanic n bus conductors or worse worse mad man abi is ur own ugliness byond belief??

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    4. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 14:53

      Pls gimme B's pin or no. Wanna fuck hr too.

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    5. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 14:57

      Elizabeth, walahi your own street rough and tough, "only CAP"

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    6. odi13 July 2015 at 16:01

      My dears wt have i not tried? Isit xl abi L or medium.? In d end il go wif d length. D longer d better. Ps:sex is overrated.
      *dat messed up silly girl*

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    7. Quiksilver13 July 2015 at 18:59

      Nawa for this prayer

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  7. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 13:37

    What if her hole is just like a sinkhole? Some women have a exhausted their elastic band.

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  8. calabar chick13 July 2015 at 13:38

    Lmao!

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  9. nife13 July 2015 at 13:38

    Lol, he asked a question nd babe gave him d right answer to it.

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  10. Unknown13 July 2015 at 13:39

    Lwkmd

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  11. Unknown13 July 2015 at 13:40

    LMAO!!!!!! This can make a man commit suicide

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    1. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 15:51

      Yes oh! If u want to kill a man use is organ to insult him!! So its ok for guys to call women sluts over every lil thing abi? most b carry prick like 5yrs old boy. Msheeeeeew

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  12. Jasmine13 July 2015 at 13:40

    Hahahahaha, the babe is so mean. Lmao

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  13. Unknown13 July 2015 at 13:42

    hohohohoho Ihe ojoo na enye obara choi.

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  14. Unknown13 July 2015 at 13:43

    Hmmnnn

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  15. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 13:44

    Stella ,did u mean WELL ....lwkmd

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  16. Cynthia Iyede13 July 2015 at 13:44

    Choi! He should take heart o.

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  17. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 13:46

    Its just like the current soon to be ex-boyfriend I am dating. He is so proud and little does he know he cant even make love properly. I really don't know whether his dick is small, or the thing just doesn't get hard enough. I was wondering what the problem was till I meet an ex iv recently rekindled things with.
    This guy made love to me and I suddenly rmbrd what a functioning dick feels like. I went to cloud nine and back.
    I havnt had many sexual partners so I didn't even know what good sex and bad sex felt like. Now I know.
    Please its not about finess. Some fine guys cant even use their dicks to pls a woman. when a good dick fucks you, there is definitely a difference.

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    1. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 22:10

      After being celibate on my own accord for so long, I started dating again and I kept resisting every attempt to make love and bobo won't let me be. I decided to give in but out of anger and disappointment I refused to even let him cum. All the excuse he could give was dt the condom was d cause. Cause of what., I don't know. I just realised dt a man can hv a d**k d size of a tree trunk and still rubbish the whole thing. I'm going back to celibacy jare. Men be making noise since 1800 but get then into bed..........tueeh

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  18. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 13:50

    All dis men self guy sorry ohhhh next time u no go as stupid question , is she suppose to die with u.

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  19. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 13:50

    All dis men self guy sorry ohhhh next time u no go as stupid question , is she suppose to die with u.

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  20. ChincoBee13 July 2015 at 13:51

    Ahahahahaha good she was sincere. He started by saying "what's d difference Btw me and the fool"

    Serves him right


    chincobee.blogspot.com

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  21. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady13 July 2015 at 13:54

    Why is der so much craze for big Dick? #justasking# cos me na virgin *side eyes*

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    1. Nora Nelson13 July 2015 at 15:47

      Slim shady if I hear say you be virgin..LOL

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    2. Unknown13 July 2015 at 17:11

      Virgin ni, no one cares Darling.

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  22. Olusoji13 July 2015 at 13:54

    Sexual satisfaction goes beyond the size of a man's manhood.

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    1. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 13:59

      Gbam

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    2. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 14:51

      Exactly!
      The best sex I ever had was with my ex bf, he had an average something but could use it so well I often spoke my mother tongue in the process.
      My now bf is sooo endowed yet cannot use his pee to save his own life.
      Every intimate session leaves me all bruised and hurting, no orgarsm, no fun at all.
      Sometimes, I really just wanna tell him how I feel but his ego is out of this world.
      #teamSmallDick any day, any time.... pleasure over pain.

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    3. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 15:30

      Says a man with a small dick........

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    4. Bootylycious diva13 July 2015 at 16:07

      Size is everything abeg do not be decieved .

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    5. Unknown13 July 2015 at 17:14

      Its not about size jare, its how to use it. Some big dicks don't even know how to use it. Just airing my points

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    6. Quiksilver13 July 2015 at 19:01

      Please park well, with your finger battery!

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  23. chick felix13 July 2015 at 13:56

    Stellakork u lie, wrong waiting, Ave u been in mix of wen gossiping women? How dey smell, how wild is dia vjayjay? Biko no b only men sabi yab.

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    1. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 16:21

      You correct. Some women are fond of saying DEEPER DEEPER in the heat of the action, but you don't hear men saying TIGHTER TIGHTER. 😐

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    2. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 08:51

      Lmao

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  24. PalominoGeh13 July 2015 at 13:56

    They like big boobs and Ass, so they should have big "Ponran" in exchange. Case closed

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  25. The General's Wife13 July 2015 at 13:58

    Lolz....
    Buh d guy asked na.
    and she was Even trying to b considerate if u ask me...

    Imagine if she had said "you are soo small'
    d thing wil ring in His ears for a loong loong time Lol

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  26. The General's Wife13 July 2015 at 13:58

    Lolz....
    Buh d guy asked na.
    and she was Even trying to b considerate if u ask me...

    Imagine if she had said "you are soo small'
    d thing wil ring in His ears for a loong loong time Lol

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  27. Doppelgänger13 July 2015 at 13:59

    SMH

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  28. Unknown13 July 2015 at 14:12

    It's not the girl's fault as he asked for it. A typical example of "trouble dey sleep,yanga go wake am. The guy felt he was better than her current boyfriend hence he asked the question. But unfortunately his ego was brought down to zero level by the epic reply.

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  29. #kokomistress#13 July 2015 at 14:23

    The only thing I gat to say is LOL! But seriously, I love that answer

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  30. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)13 July 2015 at 14:28

    It was a question well answered!

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  31. Unknown13 July 2015 at 14:32

    Heheheheheheheh. The difference is like from Lagos to Maiduguri.
    Damn clear. Lol.

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  32. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 14:43

    Is it a man's fault that some women are so wide down there?

    I once dated this chic in her late 20s who said she'd only had one sexual partner. I doubted her initially, but after a couple of times making love to her, the inexperience was clear to see. What used to get to me was that she was quite 'flat' while making love, in fact almost frigid. When I asked her what the problem was she said she doesn't see what the hype was about sex, she doesn't know what people see in sex and she doesn't enjoy it. That baffled me because I prided myself on my sexual prowess and I was quite big down there. Previous lovers I had used to be "amazed" at the size of the thing that was about to "enter them". I asked this chic if she was circumcised and she replied that she wasn't sure and both her parents were dead.

    One day during foreplay I went quite heavy on the foreplay and ended up fisting her. This chic went wild with ecstasy and begged me not to stop and I'm sure she climaxed several times. Afterwards she confessed to me that she now knows why people were crazy over sex. I was amazed! You see, I'm over 6 feet tall and my hands and feet reflect this. So you can imagine how large my hands are. Which means that a guy will have to be hung like a horse to satisfy this woman. Needless to say that the relationship wasn't the same after that and, for a while, I became wary of wide hipped women as this was one of her stand out features.

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    1. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)13 July 2015 at 15:21

      See advert...
      *yinmu...

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    2. Empress Moi2413 July 2015 at 15:35

      Yeah some women are naturally like that,doesnt mean they've had too many partners.

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    3. Bootylycious diva13 July 2015 at 17:51

      See story oh ,a woman u just finished gbenshing you dont know if she was circumcised or not ,you where asking her .

      I put it to you that you are team small banana .no matter how wide a woman is down there when big thing enter am ringing tone dey always change.

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    4. Irene Bernards13 July 2015 at 19:16

      Booty,Na lie. He is not team small banana. Na team aki ilu(bitter kola)

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    5. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 19:33

      Lol @Bootylycious diva! See as you jumped to the defence of of the "wide" woman. Abi you be chairperson of #Team Wide?

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  33. Unknown13 July 2015 at 14:45

    Sex is not food biko

    Whether you are working or not, busy or not, give yourself a treat and have fun doing it. Daily, weekly and monthly action is all you need to grow your business http://www.giftofgreatsuccess.blogspot.com

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  34. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)13 July 2015 at 15:03

    Hmmm..I yaf dieded ooo..anyway,either big,small or medium..it all depend on how gud u can make use of it..My X always want me back not cuz of anytin bt cuz of d way I do that shit...........#Idealist man#

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  35. Nora Nelson13 July 2015 at 15:48

    That guy's confidence is gone and gone forever..anytime he wants to have sex,this picture will come to mind..end of sex be that o..chai the babe bad

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  36. Unknown13 July 2015 at 16:18

    Hmmmmm

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  37. nzubeizuu13 July 2015 at 16:35

    Lol. He got what he asked for. Why refer to her current boo as a fool? Serves him right

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  38. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)13 July 2015 at 16:35


    Biko ain't nothing like a big throbbing JT.
    #teamBigDick
    #teamBigFingers

    It's good in cracking d centernut n letting d juice poor.
    Once dated a guy dat on full erection was d size of a thumb. I use style discharged him sharp sharp d day I unplugged his towel from his waist on his way to a bath. Oriegwu.

    We talking Maximum Satisfaction here, no compromise. Wit dis my wide hips n Brazillian stomp for back? Small D? Hell no!

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    1. Irene Bernards13 July 2015 at 19:18

      Hehehehe.
      Team Rivers state.
      Our men are hung like wild stallions

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    2. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)13 July 2015 at 23:26

      *Wide grin*
      Can u pls give me some names. You know like initials. Hehehe.

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    3. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 00:39

      Rivers men sha. I dogbale for their endowment o... hausa guys too.

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  39. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 17:47

    He asked "what is the FUCKING difference..." She simply justified the difference in the "fucking" just like he asked.

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  40. Money Making Machine13 July 2015 at 18:23

    That servers him rit,he got wht he asked for.he's very very stupid.him no even get anytin com dey claim nonsense.MUMU dats wht he is.

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  41. Unknown13 July 2015 at 18:34

    Oooooooooh my...!
    Very hilarious
    Can someone tell me what is going on her? Cos all I saw is small and big plantain.

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  42. Irene Bernards13 July 2015 at 19:20

    Big d rock.
    Even if you no wan do,u can just stroke it. The throbbing n jumping up of giant d Na die. Just imagine,after having a tiring day,you come home n wish to be ridden n all you get is a cotton bud-like object.
    Mscheeeeeeeeew.

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    1. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)13 July 2015 at 23:25

      It will tickle you and leave you yearning. Cotton bud is small jare.
      Most women getting small strokes are usually bitter.
      Nothing like a "fill me in".
      Hahaha.

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  43. Miss Ess13 July 2015 at 20:50

    Why call her current fate a fool, he might carry her for all we know. So to win his ego back on his behalf she gave him all he wanted to know. Ride on babe....

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  44. Ikokore13 July 2015 at 21:51

    Hahahaaha @Nora Nelson, your second comment got me ROTFLOL. A great relief after a very stressful day.

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  45. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 21:54

    It has to be big and functional not big for nothing. Once had dis guy with dick d size of a horse. Problem is, it's big for nothin. Guy cnt get it up nd proper. 2 mins into action nd its over. Another ex has a small dick but he can use his mouth nd hands to make u sing Hallelujah. Size my darlings is inconsequential. It's d usage dat d koko.

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  46. Viktor10514 July 2015 at 00:02

    Side Matters no Doubt But what the use of Big D without being use properly

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  47. Unknown14 July 2015 at 09:11

    For those who hav tasted can testify

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  48. Unknown14 July 2015 at 10:30

    "If not that I am feeding you, you will not be able to eat, I am your supplier so be careful the way you behave in this house". Biola got on her knees and apologised to her uncle; "I am sorry uncle Tunde"
    Biola was an orphan; her uncle took her in when her parents died. He was unmarried at the time but 2 years later, he got married to a lady called Nneka. Nneka hated Biola and maltreated her, she would starve her and call her all sorts of names yet when Biola's uncle came back from work, Nneka would become so nice.
    Nneka began to feed her husband false stories about Biola; she would accuse her of stealing money and talking back at her. Finally Tunde asked Biola to leave his house, she had nowhere to go but she knew there was a God in heaven who had been taking care of her since her parents died.
    Biola began to pray as she walked down the street, she was so lost in prayers that she did not notice the car that parked in front of her. An elderly man and woman got out of the car and called her by name, she didn't know them so she was very surprised.
    They hugged her and introduced themselves; they were friends to her late parents and they only just left her uncle's house who told them that they would find her down the street. These couple had been childless all their lives and they had decided to adopt Biola as their daughter.
    Beloved, is there anyone playing God in your life? Who is that person that believes you will not survive without them? Who is threatening to stop paying your school fees? Who is the boss threatening to fire you? Let them do their worst!
    The bible says in Isaiah 41:17 (NIV) "When the poor and needy search for water and there is none, and their tongues are parched from thirst, then I, the LORD, will answer them. I, the God of Israel, will never abandon them.
    When man reaches the end of himself is when God begins! God is your source! Your parents, boss, husband, uncle, bankers are just resources. If all of them decide to cut off, God will open another way! If it will take Him to move another company to Nigeria, He will do it, if it will take Him to use a total stranger, He will do it.
    God is a responsible Father and a Jehovah Jireh, He will provide! You can take that word to the bank, as long as you are looking up to God, He will never fail you.
    ‪#‎ThankYouJesus
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    Jesus is Lord. Shalom

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  49. Unknown14 July 2015 at 14:51

    Mtchewww

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