Advertisement

Thursday, July 09, 2015

LMAO This Thursday.










A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire! 

The demon in the man said, "I want him to win the National Lottery Draw worth 200million naira tonight." 

The pastor subtly lowered the microphone and whispered, "Get out of him and enter into me."‎









74 comments:

  1. Naso... Hahahah. Enter now.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Lmao! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

    ReplyDelete
  3. LoolZzzz!!!! Love of money...

    ReplyDelete
  4. Av seen dis joke over and over but it still makes me laugh each time I see it.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Who no want better thing. Correct pastor

    ReplyDelete
  6. Hahahahaha. This one is parking store not pastor

    ReplyDelete
  7. The demon can change its plan when it enters the pastors body!lolz!

    ReplyDelete
  8. HahahahahahahahahahhhhahahahHHhahahaha





    @Galore

    ReplyDelete
  9. Lmao...
    Who no like better thing?

    ReplyDelete
  10. Hahahahahahahahaha.........

    ReplyDelete
  11. Pastor sef want money no be small... lmao

    ReplyDelete
  12. Lol, if I was the pastor i'll wish for the same thing but I'll ask myself what would happen afterwards..

    ReplyDelete
  13. All ye attention seeking mothers, aunts and yeye uncles, where art thou?

    ReplyDelete
  14. Hilarious. Stella you brought my 32 out with laughter.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Lol, I'm not surprised at the pastors response.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Lmaoooo..aunty Stella I can bet that pastor is your waffy people..

    ReplyDelete
  17. Na warri pastor dey do that kind thing too much.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Hahahhahahhahahahha, lolz. Abeg enter me ooo

    ReplyDelete
  19. Demon na demon oh weda money own or nor

    Funny pastor

    #richbee#

    ReplyDelete
  20. Ermmm not funny,rolling my eyes

    ReplyDelete
  21. Lmao... Longer throat pastor.
    By the way I'm new here and I must say Aunt Stella is doing a great job. This is more than a blog but a family forum. Please welcome me.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Bwahahahahahahaha....

    Ndi nko!

    ReplyDelete
  23. FINEST OF THEM ALL9 July 2015 at 14:46

    Perhaps I sold my sense of humour but...
    I didn't even smile.
    Udo

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. As in.
      I'm just trying to find the joke here.

      Delete
  24. lol hahahahahahahaha laugh wan kill me today!

    ReplyDelete
  25. GET IN WHRE???HAHAHA...TOMJERRYSWIT

    ReplyDelete
  26. Lolz

    Pastor no wan dull

    chincobee.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  27. Temmyruks welcome ooo. this is one big family.

    ReplyDelete
  28. Hahahahahahahah correct guy!

    ReplyDelete
  29. Lmao I laff fall yakata for chair. Stella na real Thursday laugh

    ReplyDelete
  30. U go fear demon @ work trying to lieu d pastor

    ReplyDelete
  31. U go fear demon @ work trying to lieu d pastor

    ReplyDelete
  32. Abi Na. Lolz. U can also visit ma blogspot enitansmith.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  33. Thanks to you all,already feeling at home.

    ReplyDelete
  34. ...=))ยบ°˚˚°ยบะฝaฤฆaะฝaยบ°˚˚°ยบ=)) ,I alwaz laugh each time I see dis joke,anyone who says dis joke I not funny must be a witch or wizard shikenah,so I recommend a spoon of honey for u every morning so make ur soul sweet.

    ReplyDelete

Disclaimer: Comments And Opinions On Any Part Of This Website Are Opinions Of The Blog Commenters Or Anonymous Persons And They Do Not Represent The Opinion Of StellaDimokoKorkus.com

Pictures and culled stories posted on this site are given credit and if a story is yours but credited to the wrong source,Please contact Stelladimokokorkus.com and corrections will be made..

If you have a complaint or a story,Please Contact StellaDimokoKorkus.com Via

Sdimokokorkus@gmail.com
Mobile Phone +4915210724141