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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Lies Nigerian Men Tell...

Yesterday we saw the lies some Nigerian women tell without blinking an eyelid.....see HERE.

 There is a funny slogan which says ''If you think that the devil is a liar,wait till you meet a Nigerian man...''LOL





8-I don't know why i am with her,it is you that i am in love with...

 9- My family forced me to marry her.

 10 - I have never disvirgined a girl before (meanwhile they have finished half the neighbourhood)

Where are the liars in the house? You wanna help us add more to this list?

 lol






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175 comments:

  1. Unknown21 July 2015 at 15:31

    Lmao @ number 4.

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    1. Unknown21 July 2015 at 15:50

      Lol am telling u, numb 4 is so true.

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 21 July 2015 at 16:17

      The married ones will tell you they don't sleep with their wives but you go see her with pregnancy the next month

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    3. Unknown21 July 2015 at 16:18

      Will you be the mother of my kids!
      Use only 4 the anuty gwemz!

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    4. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:19

      "You have changed me"

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    5. Unknown21 July 2015 at 16:31

      Give me time to sort out things with my EX.....

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    6. Andromeda21 July 2015 at 16:42

      Very true. That's how this pastor brother said the same to me. Just the tip pls, just the tip. Oh so polite. I told him to go stick it in a hole. Same feeling. Couldn't believe the fucker.

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    7. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 17:35

      1.Her parents didn't accept me. 2. I don't have cash on me. 3.ill call u later (after they must have finished having sex). Evil ladies shine your eyes o

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    8. Unknown21 July 2015 at 17:47

      Since I met you, i've never had sex with another woman
      Anaemenu

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    9. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 20:57

      "Baby please remove this pregnancy, you can have 20 babies wen we get married" he will disturb you, find an abortion doc, drive you there and wait till you are done, take you back to sch and nurse you back to health then dumps you the following week, and you are wondering why the wife you married 6 months later died during child birth? Smh, lies and deceit never ends well oh! Stop now!

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    10. Unknown21 July 2015 at 21:09

      Number 4 lolz

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    11. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com22 July 2015 at 09:32

      Hahahaha some Nigerian men can lie for the continent

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    12. Unknown23 July 2015 at 02:20

      Men can lie for africa

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  2. Unknown21 July 2015 at 15:34

    I'm married but my wife is a monster so we don't live together or have sex

    I'm not married

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    1. Nicole21 July 2015 at 20:56

      Jobless guys be like: I'm into real estate, I do different types of business, I hustle.

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    2. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 23:46

      1)Baby I really feel like seeing you today, no strings attached pls. And the girl tells him you can come, am even in my period. Errm, sorry I have a flat tire.

      2) I work late.

      3) I go to club just to connect with people, and bcos of traffic.

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    3. Unknown22 July 2015 at 03:41

      Mehn someone is owing me millions that's why I'm broke

      Or...I'm expecting some money at the end of the month.

      I don't like collecting money from women. Yimu

      My car is at the mechanic's garage (meanwhile he no get car o)

      I spend nothing less than 100k per day.. **side eyes*

      I was the most popular and "happening guy" in my uni days...all my friends borrowed money n clothes from me. torrrr

      Girls ask me out all the time... blehhh

      Top of the list is...

      I'M IN A MEETING..lemme call u back!!! Arrghh forming busy!!

      And so on...

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  3. radiant D21 July 2015 at 15:34

    Haha the men in d house should step forward.

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    1. Drealbarbz21 July 2015 at 15:58

      My ex and I are just friends
      Mtcheeewww, story 4 d babalawo.

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    2. Blog Legend21 July 2015 at 16:01

      Onitsha men...

      1) Nne that white 5 storey building in Awada belongs to my father..hehe
      Which white storey building are you talking about biko lmao

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    3. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 18:29

      Lmao....onitsha guys can lie 4 africa

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    4. Unknown21 July 2015 at 21:10

      Africa small @ anoy 18:29, they can lie for the whole universe

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  4. Unknown21 July 2015 at 15:35

    I wish there are more male bvs here.... I had to read again and again but I couldn't find any of my boyfriend's lie above.... Stella dis are d cheapest lies men tell... Dis one's no de in vogue anymore... I have a friend, his lie is on another level... lying is his hobby and occupation... very truthful lies... D reason I respect him till tomorrow is his creativity in lying.... all d perfect liars in d house, I carry my left breast for una...

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    1. Unknown21 July 2015 at 20:34

      "My wife is dead, I still wear the ring so that women won't disturb me" meanwhile he doesn't know you know all about him...lol...

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    2. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 20:48

      I once called my ex on a Sunday morning and he swore he was in church and he will be in church the whole day cos of a program they had (...lol). I was hoping he will ask me to join him. I decided to stop by his house before heading to church (u know dat feeling you get wen u think something is up?...)and my eyes almost fell off the socket with what I saw....not only was anoda girl in his house with him, my pic had been replaced with hers, all my items had been stached away... I no fit shout sef, I just carry my load way dey dia commot

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  5. CUPID21 July 2015 at 15:35

    Baby, you are the boss.. She s just a plaything.. **yinmu**

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  6. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 15:36

    If u want to know the deep liars check their phones, foolish men, they will say you are the only girl am dating

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  7. Emjay21 July 2015 at 15:37

    So true!
    Wen some pple lie,even d devil sits in corner and learn.


    ********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******

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  8. ODUWAS MUM21 July 2015 at 15:37

    Babe I promise not to come inside you.... lolz

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    1. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke21 July 2015 at 17:32

      Lmao

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    2. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 17:57

      tuscany ur laffn cos ur an expert in dis. how many gals u don give belle? no lie o

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  9. Ada Mazi21 July 2015 at 15:37

    11. Forget the girls u always see me with. U r the one that my heart belongs to.

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  10. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 15:37

    Don't mind them, especially that one of "my family forced me to marry her", very common with Nigerian married men with no conscience. Forgetting that these poor women are human beings

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  11. slyvikim21 July 2015 at 15:37

    She's my cousin sister

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  12. Unknown21 July 2015 at 15:38

    But, ladies love guys that lie nau

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    1. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)21 July 2015 at 16:12

      What???? You mean dumbass girls???

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    2. Husayn21 July 2015 at 16:25

      Abi, ladies love the lies jare.

      A girl once told me that if I don't lie to a lady, it means I don't care about her feelings. I was just like hian!!

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    3. JSBunny22 July 2015 at 14:46

      Husayn, she's testing you

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  13. Unknown21 July 2015 at 15:38

    These are the things most girls like to hear that is why they say it and some gullible ones will fall for it.Men will lie to u that u are an angel from above but u know that are not an angel oooh.

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  14. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 15:38

    Lol. My boyfriend just told me number 5 when I said I want us to part ways. Making me start a pity party. And I am afraid of getting stuck, something I explained to him. I don't even know what to do again. It's well o.

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  15. danny fisiye21 July 2015 at 15:39

    hehehe love na name of Polish? hmmmm she loves me but I lie to her I love her too



    I have lied a lot to them sha,but I can't remember but the lies keeps flowing when I am with them






    #GODWIN™

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    1. Aunty gwegzzz....21 July 2015 at 15:51

      So u sef follow get girl wey u dey lie to? Ókpo ha ndi ázù.

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    2. Irene Bernards21 July 2015 at 18:24

      Gwegwelicious,hahahaha. U don make me remember my Igbo grandmum.
      ọkpọ fa ndị azụ

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  16. CUPID21 July 2015 at 15:39

    Baby, You are the only sugar in my tea,, **yinmu**.. Na 5 cubes dey there.. Men!!!!!! I wish their balls will be zip-locked and kept in freezers.. Use and return.. Mtchwwwwwww

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  17. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)21 July 2015 at 15:42

    I need a good lady who i would get married to..(gbenshing things to confuse them)...

    I am single at the moment....

    I just got off my long time relationship with my girlfriend of about 4 years and i need to give love another trial;and i think you are the right one..

    I work in an oil and gas firm...

    I reside at the united kingdom,and im in Nigeria for A brief business but would be returning back soon

    I have never dated before;been single all my life and i have been so busy with my career hence im still A virgin and i think you would be A good mother to my future kids..

    She is just A friend;nothing much attached....

    XTREME MIXTAPE VOL.2;CLICK TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD

    @MARTINS ABOY

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    1. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 15:55

      ROTFLMAO! See professional.....

      Adaorah

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    2. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)21 July 2015 at 16:13

      You got it right!!!! Lmao!!!

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    3. Jipiti J21 July 2015 at 20:05

      The lines eeehn! Badass
      "I want to propose"

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  18. chick felix21 July 2015 at 15:43

    Na u b d first babe wey I dey give head. Am doing it because I love u.....

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    1. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:02

      Yes o. Someone told me, I don't give head but cuz I love u so much, if u let me, I will. Oponu!

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    2. Joyful Joy.21 July 2015 at 16:57

      Some go tell you say their ex na one girl wey the papa hold cash wella, the girl is a spoilt brat and she's no longer in the country.

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    3. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 18:58

      @Joyful joy, dat was d story one Ibrahim gave me ooo. Some men dey lie sha.

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    4. Rich girl22 July 2015 at 12:08

      Hmmmm Ibrahim. Asokoro?

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    5. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 05:52

      Lmao dt one is Epic...Like I don't usually do dis, u r d 2nd person I am doing dis too.

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  19. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 15:44

    I've never told any girl I'm involved with my actual salary at the end of the month and they always ask, if I earn 100k id tell her I earn 50k.

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  20. Unknown21 July 2015 at 15:44

    Hahhhahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahah I LOVE SDK lol there should be a car sticker like that 4 real. I LOVE SDK, SDKBLOG..

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  21. Bianca Bruno21 July 2015 at 15:44

    Am not married, when they want to chyke a single girl.
    They haven't paid us salary.
    I work in so and so. Meanwhile na Joblessness be their middle name.
    Am going thru a divorce meanwhile wifey dey house dey wait for them.
    Am on my way to see you. Them never wear shirt oh, never even bath sef.
    Abeggi

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    1. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)21 July 2015 at 16:15

      Correct!!! On point!

      I am God fearing meanwhile na devil incarnate

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  22. Calabar Gal21 July 2015 at 15:45

    She is my sister.....

    She is my cousin....

    She is my friend's babe...

    All na lie - she is his babe....

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  23. Irene Bernards21 July 2015 at 15:45

    ......I wont come inside
    .......I am not married
    ........If i had seen you before my wife,i would have married you
    .........I didnt sleep with anybody when i travelled,cant you see my sperm is thick.

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    1. Chy 🌹21 July 2015 at 19:45

      Hahahhahahaha
      Lmao @ thick sperm....
      Omg...Ireeennnneeeeeeee!!!

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    2. Lizzy T21 July 2015 at 20:03

      You hit the nail on the head sis!!! Men!!!!!

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    3. Nicole21 July 2015 at 20:57

      Rotflmfao @ my sperm is thick .....

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    4. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 23:30

      Rotfl.... Hahahahahaha I died and wake up @ my sperm is thick...

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    5. Rich girl22 July 2015 at 12:16

      Chai, Iv re been taken for rides in this my life.

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  24. Manna Bee21 July 2015 at 15:48

    Yes oo! I have heard all of the above. Na their way. LMAOOOOO!

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  25. Irene Bernards21 July 2015 at 15:49

    ...I will do anything for you
    ....I'm in a meeting( meanwhile he's in a meeting with vjayjay n clit o).lol
    ...I'm not in the country,my PA will sign the cheque for you(chai)
    ...You add sugar for there?. Meeen,you sweet pass honey


    Gosh. I don laff tire

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  26. Unknown21 July 2015 at 15:50

    I wouldn't say I'm in a relationship bcos I don't love the girl, you're my spec... Let's start something, I love you.

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  27. odi21 July 2015 at 15:50

    Choi! Number 4 is d most used! Liars! Deceitful pricks and bastards! Do not be fooled, from tip deyl slide in, tssheww. Dt line worked for me in my teenage yrs. Just d tip he said, dats how I got myslf preggies. Rubbish! Men suck!
    *dat messed up silly girl*

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  28. Shyla21 July 2015 at 15:51

    Na just tip? Some will even say let them put it inside, just inside, I will not do anything again.. Na so one man take knack im wife belle. Thank God sey na im wife sef. Meanwhile the woman don think how she go arrange spacing, only for the man to give this lie, then e come pour half inside come sey, don't worry, I will not come inside you. Na when belle come show e come sey, na only half e pour inside. Like sey even one no fit germinate for inside belle.

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  29. stranger21 July 2015 at 15:52

    Well ehm... I want to get closer to my God.
    I want to join the seminary; if she nor still gree.
    The last format na to dey enter church, night vigil if nor still believe. Do this 2-3 times amd she will respect the "call".

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  30. Miss Ess21 July 2015 at 15:53

    Hahahahahahaha oh dear

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  31. Cynthia Iyede21 July 2015 at 15:55

    Lying is like daily bread to some men. Once had a neighbour whose constant lies makes me tell him that I can't respond to his greetings in the morning without looking outside if its truly morning...lol

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  32. Drealbarbz21 July 2015 at 15:55

    Lmao@ #4 "baby lemme just put d tip in & I'm okay"
    Smh, do men still use dat line tho?
    It has gotten OLD! Mtcheeewwwwwwww

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  33. baby21 July 2015 at 15:56

    I work offshore for 2weeks and come to lagos for 2weeks but i stay in the hotel when i'm around becos i cant stay witout light.

    Ladies have shown me pepper.i just need a girl to love me for me and not my money (money wey nor reach 60k for account)

    My mother has been on my neck to marry.so all i need is a good wife material

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    1. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 23:35

      Hahahahahahahahaha Rotfl @ 60k for account

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  34. Abu Alimran21 July 2015 at 16:00

    I live on island...(big lie na for slumb he dey stay oo)

    i hate fake live...

    Mtchewwww

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  35. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:01

    Baby is not wat you think.Baby i can explain.I love you u and i dont want your money all i want is for you to treat me like my late mother. Meanwhile he wants your money nothing else. I'm the bread winner of my family cos my parents are late. My sister who i gave money before she traveled back to school just called me today that she needs money but i don't know what to do cos i don't have more money . Note he is expecting you to give him money.I'm building a house in the village and i bought some lands which i need to develop meaning that he wants you to give him your money.He will come to you house late in the night looking worried so that you will ask him wat the problem is and he will tell you that he ran into financial problems. Ladies be careful of any man that tells you in the beginning that he is not interested in your money.

    What a man sow so shall he reap

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    1. Unknown22 July 2015 at 03:54

      It's true o. Some men can form that they are distressed, just so u can ask what the problem is. Chai I have seen all sorts ehn.

      I wish I was single again so that I can deal with some men that I didn't think of dealing with back then.

      One guy did that to me o...he was always in one financial mess or the other. Oya eat na, na lie, he will refuse to eat or sleep. Not until I say oya don't worry naw, we'll sort this out together at day break..then he'll say...are u sure?....mumu me sef go answer, sure. Na that time the idiot go chop sleep.

      When I became wise ehn, if he likes he can use his head to drum makosa, na wall I go turn my face and won't bother to ask what the problem was. He'll now be panting up and down, seeking my attention, but I no go look. That's how he knew his game was up. Useless guy. Lol

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  36. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:02

    Baby is not wat you think.Baby i can explain.I love you u and i dont want your money all i want is for you to treat me like my late mother. Meanwhile he wants your money nothing else. I'm the bread winner of my family cos my parents are late. My sister who i gave money before she traveled back to school just called me today that she needs money but i don't know what to do cos i don't have more money . Note he is expecting you to give him money.I'm building a house in the village and i bought some lands which i need to develop meaning that he wants you to give him your money.He will come to you house late in the night looking worried so that you will ask him wat the problem is and he will tell you that he ran into financial problems. Ladies be careful of any man that tells you in the beginning that he is not interested in your money.
    What a man sow shall he reap

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  37. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:02

    Baby is not wat you think.Baby i can explain.I love you u and i dont want your money all i want is for you to treat me like my late mother. Meanwhile he wants your money nothing else. I'm the bread winner of my family cos my parents are late. My sister who i gave money before she traveled back to school just called me today that she needs money but i don't know what to do cos i don't have more money . Note he is expecting you to give him money.I'm building a house in the village and i bought some lands which i need to develop meaning that he wants you to give him your money.He will come to you house late in the night looking worried so that you will ask him wat the problem is and he will tell you that he ran into financial problems. Ladies be careful of any man that tells you in the beginning that he is not interested in your money.
    What a man sow shall he reap

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  38. baby21 July 2015 at 16:04

    Then the.. i'm based in the UK but i'm around now to look at settling back home cos no place like home

    You are always on my mind.

    I have told all my friends about you

    I have limited Naira with me.and i dont wanna change any more dollars since i'll be leaving soon. (Mostly when you meet them the first day and they are too broke to pay for your meal)

    You are the only girl i'll ever eat.. and you taste so good (and yet it was professional)

    I dont watch porn.

    I go just perch dey yinmu .......dirry liars.

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  39. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:05

    Baby is not wat you think.Baby i can explain.I love you u and i dont want your money all i want is for you to treat me like my late mother. Meanwhile he wants your money nothing else. I'm the bread winner of my family cos my parents are late. My sister who i gave money before she traveled back to school just called me today that she needs money but i don't know what to do cos i don't have more money . Note he is expecting you to give him money.I'm building a house in the village and i bought some lands which i need to develop meaning that he wants you to give him your money.He will come to you house late in the night looking worried so that you will ask him wat the problem is and he will tell you that he ran into financial problems. Ladies be careful of any man that tells you in the beginning that he is not interested in your money.
    What a man sow shall he reap

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  40. LEE7021 July 2015 at 16:06

    I am single ( but he is really married). You are my true soulmate

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  41. Yori Yori Princess21 July 2015 at 16:08

    The guys lies can kill for africa. kai i will never forget the one a guy told me. May God help all of them.

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  42. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:08

    I don't love her she is the one pestering me.....Meanwhile he is getting married to her in the next 3 months

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  43. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:15

    Baby lemme just enter, I swear I won't move, just to let me enter.
    My ex-girlfriend and I are just friends, nothing is going on.
    I just want you to come and know where I stay, that's all. Nothing will happen.

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  44. Unknown21 July 2015 at 16:18

    But some guys can lie o. Chei. I have this friend that his lies can make you doubt yourself. Tufiakwa!!! Asi yiri eziokwu. Thank God for intuition, I just nod at him and do yimu.

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  45. Unknown21 July 2015 at 16:18

    After sleeping with someone's girlfriend, you tell them " Babe, you know I promised not to come between you and your boyfriend, I ..."

    " Sis Njideka, now let me put everything inside. I promise I will not enjoy it "

    " I hate long courtship, I want someone that will click xesually with me so that in 6 months, we would be married". She takes it as a challenge to be your Sharon Stone.

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    1. Irene Bernards21 July 2015 at 18:29

      This putting will cause another World War.


      I will withdraw. Just let me feel the hotness,then i will come out

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    2. Unknown21 July 2015 at 19:28

      Ahahhahahaahah kehinde d badt guy.

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    3. Princess Scheherazade 21 July 2015 at 20:05

      Hahahahaha... See another one, " I promise you I won't enjoy it"!!!

      Nothing wen I no go see for this blog.

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    4. Unknown21 July 2015 at 20:46

      @ Irene B, buhahaha @ let me feel the hotness then I will come out. If I hear say the babe go let you come out! There is this amazing sync between the Penis and vjay that once it sinks to the bottom, the girl starts adjusting and won't let it leave again.

      @ Chick Felix, I learn from you. You are one chick who does admit that she gets some.

      @ Princess, that line works for Christian sisters who feel it's a sin to enjoy fornication so you calm their irrational fears with such assurances.

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    5. chick felix22 July 2015 at 00:56

      #wink @kehinde.

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    6. Unknown22 July 2015 at 03:55

      Ahahahahahaha naughty naughty naughty.

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  46. nzubeizuu21 July 2015 at 16:19

    Lol. My mama say mek I no marry u

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    1. Anonymous22 July 2015 at 00:26

      Ahhhh! This line. Dem don use am for me before and I was so gullible, I believed.

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  47. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:20

    Baby i have a target to achieve so that you will be giving him your money thinking he is doing a project

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  48. Unknown21 July 2015 at 16:23

    I'm not the owner of that pregnancy

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  49. Unknown21 July 2015 at 16:24

    Lee boo's lies include Nos 1, 4, 5... In my mind, who are you deceiving...

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  50. A GIRL HAS NO NAME21 July 2015 at 16:26

    My gf and I are having issues.just agree to date me first and I'll break up with her.. Story,he is probably planning his wedding with that his gf..

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  51. beautyvile@gmail.com21 July 2015 at 16:26

    number 5 my DH now I am in deep shit, no love or care men can lie

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  52. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:26

    I promise never to cheat on you. Les just make baby.

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  53. Unknown21 July 2015 at 16:27

    Am broke ( when they want you to foot the bills).

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  54. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:34

    I'm going thru a divorce.

    Our kids will be fine

    I can't wait to start having kids

    I've never felt like this with any other girl

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  55. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:38

    One is here deceiving my colleague that he married his wife out of pity and that she has changed now, that they have not had sex for years and dey live in same house and sleep in same room. Choi Men can lie, and d foolish girl is there feeling for him, me just yimu for her head ni.

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  56. sugarcane21 July 2015 at 16:44

    Mennnnnn I hail the

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  57. Ufan21 July 2015 at 16:48

    1) she is the one who asked me out and I have been avoiding her.
    2) when they want to bang the girlfrend's besty. The wil always twist it to make the girlfriend bad so they can bang her besty.
    3) am broke....yet they go to fix a lil dent on the car.
    4) my family needs someone from my tribe.
    5) am traveling for the weekend/ holiday.
    6) I have never given a lady this much money....na wash.

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  58. SixFeeta21 July 2015 at 16:50

    I don't lie to a gal.

    Why wud I?

    Although if U put me in a position to mimic ur feelins, I will!!!

    Like U askin me if "Don't U miss me?", I won't disrespect ur feelins by sayin I don't.

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  59. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:50

    The most common lie men do is...Am in a meeting which is a lie ,so so meeting.cant laugh wen they tell that lie .

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  60. Ufan21 July 2015 at 16:51

    I never met person wey sabi f**k lyk you.....na wash. lol

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  61. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 16:52

    Another lie....i work in gas and oil.side eye like stella

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  62. Unknown21 July 2015 at 16:57

    The name a guy it's a lieing word itself talkless of what comes out frm a guys mouth. So all the lies in d world that one can think of, grade it to a guy.

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  63. Andromeda21 July 2015 at 16:57

    I'm an engineer in the UK but I'm coming home soon and my gut tells me I have finally met the one. (Thunder fire you dia!)
    Babe, promise you'll never leave me. I haven't ever felt this way about anyone (hands on their chest as if they are about to have a seizure with croc tears in their eyes looking like my neighbor's crazy dog). Lol!
    Men oh men, una can lie 4 Africa but we love you still. Just turn it down a notch, will ya?

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    1. Rich girl21 July 2015 at 18:58

      Person hold me for work for a year with these lines above. Lol. I just dey look the idiot now.
      Even the rich ones still lie like fools and you begin to wonder why? May God help his children. Ndi asi, tufiakwa

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    2. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 23:42

      Rich girl,ow'r u a rich girl wen ur begging strangers 2 help u pay ur skul fees?Changing blog I'd doesn't change d filth dat u r.

      Delete
    3. Rich girl22 July 2015 at 12:10

      School fees ke? God forbid. Bet I'm not in school na? Lol

      Delete
  64. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 17:04

    Baby pls, let me just go inside of u....I swear down, I won't move. Trust me no thrusting. Lolz....story storyyyyy

    ReplyDelete
  65. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 17:06

    My wife left with the kids for the past 4 years,meanwhile the wife is at home.

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    1. Rich girl21 July 2015 at 18:59

      Lol sam , this is you o. The fool that got married in March that lied that his wife if less than two months had left him for more that 5 years cos the family forced the marriage. You want to guy a guy. Are you not mad? Kikikikikik

      Delete
    2. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 23:43

      Rich girl,ow'r u a rich girl wen ur begging strangers 2 help u pay ur skul fees?Changing blog I'd doesn't change d filth dat u r.

      Delete
    3. Rich girl22 July 2015 at 12:13

      Me filth? Lol email me your account number darling, I know you need food.

      Delete
  66. Ndidiamaka21 July 2015 at 17:10

    Where are them men?

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  67. Unknown21 July 2015 at 17:15

    That n0 4 tho. I can so relate!
    "I promise I won't come inside you". #odiegwu
    "If you leave me I wont survive it" #yinmu
    Choi! Naija men cn lie for the whole world

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  68. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 17:21

    My wife had left for abroad 3-4 yrs ago, so am single. And her parent didn't support our marriage,had to do court marriage before she left 3yrs dat is after u don discover say he is married..oga Lucas I raise yansh for u. Those comment u read on FB asking my wife abt d kids are my cousins who dnt knw dat we are not together.

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    Replies
    1. Rich girl21 July 2015 at 19:01

      Lol so them plenty like this. Any man that dares lie to me about his marital status again, wallahi I will destroy your marriage. I am waiting for the next fool that will try this. Lol

      Delete
    2. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 23:45

      Wat about d oda marriages u've destroyed,don't dey count 4 nothing??

      Delete
    3. Rich girl22 July 2015 at 12:11

      Biko kwa, buru Uwa GI gawa. I don't know you and you don't know me.

      Delete
  69. Ndidiamaka21 July 2015 at 17:23

    Lies just allow peace reign.

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  70. Adanne21 July 2015 at 17:27

    Am broke meanwhile he's busy spending on the side chick

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 23:47

      He may actually be spending on d main chick n ur d sidepiece n u don't even know it

      Delete
  71. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 17:34

    I'm not in love with my wife.
    Come over. I just want to talk to you

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  72. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 21 July 2015 at 17:36

    I don't know what you are talking about,I have never raised my hands to beat my wife.I'm not a violent person.

    ReplyDelete
  73. oma21 July 2015 at 17:37

    Married men be like..
    I have never cheated on my wife before. .you're actually the first...idiot man...like he's supposed to cheat before..

    ReplyDelete
  74. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 17:48

    what do you want me to tell my family,you are the first girl that have ever spoke with my mum..all na wash
    2)i am not a social media person.Haba GUY,when u are everywhere begging for friendship
    3)i left my ex because of you..uhmmm abeg take am easy una wey be Men

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  75. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 17:59

    Just saw a chat btw a guy nd a babe now, guy claiming he lost his fiance to Dana plane crash 3yrs ago and he's trying to get over it. Chai god punish devil, men with lies #lol#

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  76. Jasmine21 July 2015 at 18:11

    No4 is so true. Hahahahaha

    ReplyDelete
  77. Angel O21 July 2015 at 18:29

    When I'm through with the divorce process between my wife and I, I will marry you immediately. It has been 5 years and the mumu lady is still waiting for divorce, whereas the wife has another new baby. No divorce anywhere all na lie.

    ReplyDelete
  78. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 18:29

    I love Jesus

    ReplyDelete
  79. Unknown21 July 2015 at 18:31

    You are the Love of my life...

    ReplyDelete
  80. Irene Bernards21 July 2015 at 18:33

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  81. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 18:53

    Why do u want me..don't u have a gf before now?.No I don't...we broke up 2weeks ago.. She was cheating on.me..pls I don't want to get hurt again...lollzzz guys can lie for Africa.. #PrincesaJoy

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  82. savage21 July 2015 at 18:57

    Hahahahahahah @ putting just the tip another lie they tell is " this ur friend is so dirty I dnt like her" mean while they ve fucked her countless times behind ur back.

    ReplyDelete
  83. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 19:10

    Jobless guys be like ,i live in Abuja meanwhile mofo dey one ghetto for uhmmm uhmmmmm lol

    ReplyDelete
  84. Beauty21 July 2015 at 19:18

    Kikikiki..lollll..hahaha,my belle ohh

    ReplyDelete
  85. Unknown21 July 2015 at 19:24

    Oh my some lies sha hmmm I ve met some great liars in this world to think abt it I jst laugh bcos funny they think u believe dem yl u r nodding and laughing hysterically in ur mind smh

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  86. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 19:40

    After pulling off their wedding band, and u see d mark on their finger, they tell u it's a commitment ring their white ex-girlfried forced them to wear wen they were 2geda......
    She passed the night in my house but nothing happened and besides she is a VIRGIN and I vow never to disvirgin any girl except I want to marry her....... awon oloriburuku.....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Unknown22 July 2015 at 04:00

      Another lie is...

      I'm just using her for my papers. Yimu

      Delete
    2. Unknown22 July 2015 at 04:01

      Then...

      I'm no longer dating her, she's my ex. I even know her new man. Yinmu

      Delete
  87. Favour21 July 2015 at 20:26

    true. My main lie is "i have been thinking about you all day"......if i hear say i think

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  88. Otuonye Chidera21 July 2015 at 20:54

    What of the one ladies tell?


    WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AND IT SEEMS THAT THERE IS NO HOPE... CLICK

    ReplyDelete
  89. Unknown21 July 2015 at 21:45

    I need a plumbing lady for serious relationship that'll lead to marriage.,,,...

    ReplyDelete
  90. Bold and Beautiful21 July 2015 at 22:05

    Baby I love u more dan my wife,i wish I met u before I got married would av married u...my wife is so lazy nd cnt even cook,i wish u were mine cos u are hardworking.i will spoil u with cash just marry me first

    ReplyDelete
  91. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 22:09

    Make I help you comot dis your blouse so dat e no go rumple

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous21 July 2015 at 23:50

      Anon 22:09 u hv just killed me... Hahahahahahahaha

      Delete
  92. Unknown22 July 2015 at 00:34

    I will come inside of u , i swear

    ReplyDelete
  93. jadeite22 July 2015 at 00:48

    My pastor said we are not compatible.

    ReplyDelete
  94. Etsako Pearl22 July 2015 at 00:48

    I won't hurt u...
    I will die for u baby...yinmu!

    ReplyDelete
  95. Anonymous22 July 2015 at 01:01

    I remember one Victor Ehinmu guy that frauded me. Later found out he used my money to buy pampers and all... Lol! God dey!

    ReplyDelete
  96. Anonymous22 July 2015 at 02:33

    Let me put it inside.. I promise I won't move

    ReplyDelete
  97. Anonymous22 July 2015 at 08:37

    Oh boy, men are getting a bad rap today in the world of Stella..Nigerian women can be very bitter lolz You guys are all the same. Ya'll want the truth but can't handle it. Men lie cos they don’t want to hurt your feelings. And if you’ve shown yourself to be a girl who gets upset and dramatic when he tells you the truth, you’re not ready for the truth.… men don’t want the drama. if not telling the truth is harmless enough and being honest will just cause drama, heartache and grief for both parties, why would a man want to do it. Truth be told some lies can keep relationships strong..lol. I had to tell my girlfriend she's prettier than my new partner at work. Because it’s better than being slapped.

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  98. Anonymous22 July 2015 at 09:01

    After adding em on s&m, they go, " I have never put up my contact on any of such forum, it's my first time"... a na-akogheli!

    ReplyDelete
  99. ngfineface22 July 2015 at 11:16

    The lies are endless..........

    1. I never loved her, its just that she already had kids for me........liar! You don't love her yet have lived with her for almost 20yrs.
    2. Please just open your legs let me just rob it. I promise I won't go inside......another lie.

    3. My parents are against our relationship..........this na when he no wan marry you

    4. I am not getting married to you for papers. I love and want to be with you.........another lie. It will take him 2 months to walk away when he gets his papers

    5. I just want to settle down. I have seen it all........beware. You may be continuation of a Casanova's life.

    6. She nags alot, don't like going out, can't cook or give me great sex. ......watch out. Thst is his future wife

    ReplyDelete
  100. pearl22 July 2015 at 12:49

    Naija men, lol:
    1. Av never taken a girl home, u r d first
    2. Pls let me put it inside, I promise nt to cum
    3. I av a baby mama, bt we r nt together(meanwhile d lady lives with him)

    ReplyDelete
  101. Anonymous22 July 2015 at 18:23

    Men and their lies

    ReplyDelete
  102. elle23 July 2015 at 04:35

    Lol. U are d first girl am introducing to my mum. All na wash

    ReplyDelete

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