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Monday, July 20, 2015

Lies Nigerian Ladies Tell....


 LMAO!.....Nigerian girls can lie for Africa!




My husband was my first lover!...bwahahahahhahahahahaahahhahaa







Where are the liars in the house? Do you wanna add to the list?


Lies Nigerian men tell coming Tomorrow...Men get ready to confess oh



224 comments:

  1. It's not you , it's me;
    I dont want to be in a relationship right now

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    1. lol i tell that lie a lot.

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    2. Guys, seriously???
      I could lie about any other thing, but when it comes to FOOD, no fucking way!!!!

      I fit jonze, when it comes to food. No time!

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    3. I nor buy am dem send am come!lmao

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  3. LWKMD!
    You are the second guy that am having sex with!!!

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  4. Lmao.. I went to visit this guy
    . we slept on the same bed,he took me shopping..hmm do u know I stayed three days and he did not touch me ..guess how much he gave me? 150k...

    Girls too lie abeg

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    1. One lie I tell
      Phone rings,grin grin
      Me: picks up phone..hey love
      Cuddles: baby what are u doing?are u thinking of me?
      Me: yes love I am even staring at ur pics..
      Na lie oo..me that I was busy stella dimoko'ing..my man loves attention too much..why I go just dey dey stare at person picture?

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    2. Gosh!
      Spot on!
      This girls are not loyal, even to fellow girls o
      I ate that lie up mehn
      Buh nw that I think abt it, nah!
      Girl, you lie through your teeth....

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    3. When lie become food na?

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    4. Shut up joo, u can meet a northern guy who will dash u that kind of money on a first date without sleeping with u.... It's all these Igbo and Yoruba guys who will buy u a plate of food and want to fuck till day break....it has happened to me to if any girl says that to me I will take u for ur word till proven otherwise....

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  5. No. 8: i am an ardent reader of this blog

    hahahaha....and they dont know the like of Mama Nnukwu

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  6. Nijja babes be like, I have never slept with my friends boy friend.

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    1. This one no follow abeg. No be every girl be olosho.

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    2. No madam. That is your own lie. Pls

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    3. Every girl is not that wicked!!!

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  7. "I've only dated one guy"
    "I'm a virgin"
    When he's about your pull your panties, we go "I've never done this before"
    "I've never given a blowjob"
    "I can never cheat on you"....Yimu!!
    "I can't date more than one guy"
    "I've only had sex with 2guys, you and my ex"

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  8. hhahahaha....so hilarious. Let me add mine "I don't like sex all, i had it last 2 years ago" lol

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  9. Bwahahaaha@am not bleaching my skin,my colour is just coming out..kikikikiki

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    1. Yes o.
      My color is just coming out

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    2. olori western union20 July 2015 at 23:05

      Iphie Oooo hahahahaha @ my Color Is Just Coming out, where the color hide before?

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  10. Apparently she isn't a virgin and she goes thus......; my ex was my first bf, haven't slept with any other since then

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  11. He dint go inside, he just put it @ d tip...lmao

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  12. So true..We women can lie for africa eh..I remember telling my dh then dat i have never done an abortion all my life..I also told him my body count is just 3 while d truth be say dem plenty..D funniest is dat he believed me hook,line and sinkers...Oriegwu..Who wan confess? Not me mehn..

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    1. The holier than thous will come try to get u for this but don't mind dem in advance.

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    2. Lmaooooooooooooooo

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  13. "We didn't have sex, we only smooched"
    "I'm a virgin"
    "He is my uncle"

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  14. I dnt need to wait till tomorrow cos I know men lie, cheat, gossip n are gold diggers more than women these days.

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  15. After clubbing, I don't go to a guy's place.
    Am serious this is my first time.

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  16. I married for love. Yeah right. YOU SETTLED COS YOU WERE GETTING OLD.

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    1. Lmao
      *what about "I married him for love, not cos of his wealth". If I hear!

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    2. Lol! Mrs billionaire wife Dabota.
      Love kee u.....gerrara here

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  17. My husband is the best thing that ever happened to me. Lie Lie. The man has given you 3 different STDs

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  18. Hahahahaha

    Chei even devil is still learning work when u hear some lies we tell.

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  19. My husband is the best thing that ever happened to me. Lie Lie. The man has given you 3 different STDs

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  20. LMAO, no 4 and 7 lies are d most lie university of abuja babes tell. Oh, dey all have good luck with men. Hahahahaha choi!

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    2. But Gwags girls can lieeeeeee Jesus.

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  21. Another one is "I'm pregnant".

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  22. He is our family friend.

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  23. I just got home now where as she is been home since morni becos she is got no job. Never can tell who is gotten help u out in getting a job

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    1. Hahahah I know two maltama girls like that.aways updating it's been a hetic day but they home.

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  24. bvs,smething happened at d gym today. while we were doing our aerobics,a massive angry boob was let out of d cage. d lady was lucky that it was only d ladies that were in d aerobics class that morning. d guys were carrying weight in d other room. i laughed sotey tears were coming out,but a voice said to me'chidinma u r next' . i rejected it but that wnt stop it frm happening. biko,where can i get a quality sports bra . i dnt do most exercises that involves ringing of d bell cos of sports bra . i stay on d mainland.

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    1. Balogun market is your friend.

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    2. Lmao! Go to yaba and buy okrika sports bra at 300each...very strong and durable. If u wear it,if u want,jump from the floor to the roof top,ur boobs won't even move,not to talk of "escaping" from ur top. I bought d ones i use from aswani. The new ones are not that strong. That's why i opt for OK.

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    3. Check those sport stores at stadium,surulere.

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    4. Try the sport shops in National Stadium, Surulere

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  25. I don't really tell any lies so it's hard for me to figure any out...yea I remembered one, my guy gave me 100k where as he gave her nothing, she is working in lagos and receiving her salary in abuja so dat u dat u guy didn't give sure should go heat ur head on the wall.

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    1. I don't really tel lies is one of the lies u tel. then, add I have a boy friend but we having issues to it.

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    2. White berry abeg wetin u type?

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  26. In fact I told no 2 to my coligs n de believed

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    1. Wtf is coligs? Gosh!

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    2. olori western union20 July 2015 at 23:11

      RIP english.

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    3. olori western union20 July 2015 at 23:11

      RIP english.

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    4. Lol! Olori western union u no go kill me wt laugh. Na new abbreviation for colleague be dat.

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  27. I have only kissed 2 guys in my life when asked by any guy. ..
    but I have even lost count of the kissing and touching and every nonsense...
    When guys will be asking stupid questions..

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    1. Don't mind the yeye men. Wetin you wan take my body count do? That's how that my boyfriend will be asking me if Iv cheated , no I will padlock my pussy for your unfaithful stupid ass. Lol

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  28. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    I want a God fearing man.....
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    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  29. I have a bf but we are not serious

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    1. Iyaaa, wait until you meet someone you like. The way you'd deny your bf(s) ehn

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    2. La Katie,understand ist before u comment she listed it as one of the lies.
      Whew! Na wa for la Katie of Africa.

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  30. Hahahhahaha..
    I've told lies 1,3 and 4 on diff. occasions in d past though. Dt time wu mgbe mmadu ka ana agba oringo.ugbu a anyi apasala dose tins for d younger ones.

    I think the reigning lie nw is 7..
    All my frnds who r dark -skinned suddenly turned white...lmaoooo
    I go blame dem??Mbanu!!...It's a free world.

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    1. Hmmmm. No let Bv Ada Nazi and Yep Pepe hear u o. She said they stay too long in air conditioned rooms, so they change color. Hohoho.

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    2. @Xhlrted P....Bwahahahha

      Den my Ex-bf who worked in the bank for 7 yrs should think abt his life...dude kept gerrin darker everyday despite the steady AC..lmao

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    3. I'm lighteningy skin and I ain't ashamed to admit it fam. No shame to my game, I swear by peels and scrubs and oils and lotions and of course my ever faithful ridiculously expensive supplements. How can I spend that kind of money to change my color and deny it. Na gini mere ?

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    4. I hate when people generalise.... I use sheabutter and coconut oil for my skin and am lighter than I was years ago.... I eat better, live better and have more spas than I use too cos I now earn more then one idiot will say am bleaching.... Rubbish

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    5. No mind dem. Na aircon dey lighten dem and I Neva white yet. Ndi NTU ashi.

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  31. I've never had an abortion

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    1. That's how my friend used pregnancy to tie her boyfriend and her family eventually pressured him into marrying her.
      she claimed she's never been pregnant, so did not know she was pregnant until the third month. Meanwhile, babe had countless abortions during our university days.
      Today, she is married to herself.
      naija girls can lie sha...

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  32. I've neva dated more than a guy

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  33. You are d second guy i've ever slept with

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  34. I have only dated 2guys, you are the third and hopefully the last. *yimz*



    *Ayah Shehu #

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    1. That na my major lie o. Every guy I have dated/fucked after my 2nd boyfriend has been my third. Chai! Ka chineke mere anyi ebere

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  35. Hhaaha i tink he gave me 100k and didnt touch me is epic.
    I didn't buy it here got it when I traveled out.

    Single buy not searching.

    I don't date married men.

    Am not into girls but I just like u so much.
    I can't travel by road.

    I don't eat out am a good cook.

    I do runs coz am the one taking care of my family my father either don't care about us,or is jobless.

    Can I stay with u for just 1 week? would leave by nxt week (na lie oh na 3 months them go stay)

    And many more I can't remember @ the moment.

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  36. I don't even have money for credit. I used my last credit to call you just to hear your voice.

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  37. He's my uncle

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  38. 1: I love you for you.
    2: My husband met me a Virgin.
    3: Naaaaaaa, av never done D&C


    *Ayah Shehu #

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  39. He is my best friend, he has never made any sexual advance

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  40. Others include: I've just had one sexual partner & he took advantage of me, you guys are all th same!!!

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  41. LOL how is I love you too a lie?
    You're the only guy I have ever loved blah blah.

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  42. My dad is Dangote's distant cousin...
    I detest getto areas a lot cos I'm use to staying on the island (whereas na their room dey number 2 in face me, I knock you). A lot of lies you'll hear on campus...

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  43. Mine is starting to gv me sleepless night, I seriously don't knw how to bottle it up anymore, but for the fear of losing all iv built I have to keep up dis charade, its really nt easy facing ur lies daily & finding out if today is the day ur husband wld eventually discover that his first son is really not his biological son, but the second and third is his.... B4 u judge me, its a complicated story that got me entangled along the line, & it built up for 8yrs, God help me.

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    1. It happens...dont say anything be free it won't blow n if it does just cook smtin up biko

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    2. U are not alone in dis..50% of men are not d biological father of their first child..So many women are in urr shoes but wont admit it..I feel for una shaa..Dont tell ur husband except u want to loose marriage.

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    3. OMG!!! I don't know what to tell u bt it is well

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    4. Judge you? Far from it. It's enough that you have to live your life like this. I actually feel sorry for you. Send in your story maybe it would make you feel better.

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    5. Won't you hold your mouth? Btw, I like your anonymous mode

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    6. Trust me it would stil come out.

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    7. I just hope genotype no go bring you out.
      I am crazy but this your ish is the scariest thing on earth

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    8. Madam u better keep quiet. Don't tell him shit, don't tell anyone shit. Take special care of that boy Infact give him special attention and make sure he remains responsible.

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    9. You can get pregnant from sleeping with your ex as a goodbye and shortly meet 'the one"who wants to marry you now now and is sleeping with you from day 1. Unmarried ladies abstinence is still safest. May be hard if you've become too active but nothing is impossible with God!

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    10. OMG
      obara Jesus.
      That's terribly terrible.
      Wow my dear.
      That was a deadly one.
      I cry with you nnem.

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    11. You better start looking for a way to let ur husband know, first child? And you think he won't eventually know.

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    12. Do not tell ur husband,I repeat,do not tell ur husband,take that secret to ur grave if u know wat is good for u. Let it remain between u and God.

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    13. Presidents wife u must be stupid, which 50%? Men r the dogs... That number cannot be more than 10% in this fix.... Poster don't rock the boat till the situation involves life or death.... We all make mistakes and God forgives...on the other hand I know God hated deception so if your heart convicts you to confess, pray and fast for grace and forgiveness from your husband.... Trust me God will give u favour with him....whatever the outcome u will have done your part and cleared your conscience

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  44. THE FAMOUS LIE: THE POST ITSELF IS A LIE.
    THE GREATEST LIE: AM STILL A VIRGIN
    THE BADDEST(mind ur language)LIE: DANGOTE, OVIA , ELUMELU ARE MY UNCLES
    THE CUTEST LIE: FLAVOUR WAS MY EX

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  45. I finished with 1st class upper.

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  46. I lost my v at 21
    I have only slept with 4 guys

    *runs away*

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  47. My own na No. 3. Lol. My own is always around.hahahaha

    I have this friend, she can sabi lie sey she dey play men anyhow. Meanwhile they give her money and she go sey them no see fim for her waist. 100k, 50k. Even the one wey she go rush wan go collect money come back sharpaly like sey nothing happen and her eyes coloured a bit...You know what that means.

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    1. Are u referring to oje abodo? Na so she dey sabi lie. The man didn't touch her nail yet he gave her 100k according to her. Lwbmb

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    2. Hahahahhahahhahahahaha
      Some will come and sleep with you in the same room afterwards just to prove nothing happened, like you can't hear from the wall.
      Quickly rush.hahahahhhahahaah

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  48. Lies people tell!
    Men and women!
    None lies more than the other.
    My grandmum will always say,'a liar is a thief'
    Anyone who can lie without blinking,can rob you of your possessions in same vein.Lol

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    1. Even ur grandmum lies

      Everyone does!

      Just that some are way way bigger liars dt u start to wonder how they live with it n all

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  49. I put my phone on silent mode, I had a migraine over the weekend

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  50. He disvirgined me n we had sex just once after then

    Guess whose I.d refused to open

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  51. Lolz, men own na plenty pass.

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  52. LMAO!

    Adding to the list..

    1- I am just 22 years. (All Nigerian girls are only 22 years!)

    2- I've only slept with 2 guys before. (D guy dt disvirgined me and my Ex) whn a lot of water haff passed under d bridge o


    Kai, Nigerian girls lies can make satan somersault 10 times in River Kaduna!

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    1. Lol@ am 22years..
      Am 23years old.then.
      23 is the new 22.
      Lol

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  53. I don't lie I'm only very diplomatic.

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  54. You forgot this "I don't have recharge card"...and their greatest lie is "I love u too"

    Check:My lover's Trick

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  55. I don't lie and I hate liars with a passion.

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    1. Abia! Ina agwa ewu.

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    2. Go and shit down abeg..

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    3. Ezigbo mmadu..Oriegwu..Yimmu!

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    4. it may be true,i have a friend that doesnt lie o,she cant even cover up for anyone,if you plan anything with her she will fuck you up o

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  56. So true mehn!

    Dat no 4 tho...I get1 friend like dat can lie with it for africa

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  57. I'm a 1st timer here pls welcome me, buhahahahaha!

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  58. Numbers 1, 4, 5, 7..Kikikikikikiki…..Buahahahahahahaaaa...

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  59. Lol is guilty of almost all oh

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  60. When they are caught with sugar daddy,they say;'.....no darling,hes my Uncle,hes been abroad since after world war 2 dats why uv not met him.
    .....and dose that be forming they don't know or eat local food,meanwhile na akpu and sugarless garri dey drink in their backyard face me face u house!Chai,some gals esp in abj,there is God oo!cos there own lies ehhnnn,even devil duff cap for them.

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    1. I don't eat apku, hate swallow and when I travel abroad I don't miss naija food...... So one idiot will come and say am fake? My family knows that about me so no apologies....

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  61. I don't have tfare to come see you,send me money.

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    1. Well, that's shouldn't be classified as a lie.
      Often times, it's the truth

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  62. "U will see me in 2seconds", "I'm still a virgin". Lmao

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  63. Hahahaha....I'very only slept with two guys my entire life. Wash of life!!!

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    1. Like me o, my body count now at 12 yet every new guy I meet is the "3rd"
      oh well!

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  64. AND I AM SOOOO GUILTY OF NUMBER 3,..... LOL

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  65. Stella, you forgot "I married my husband as a virgin" when they are talking to outsiders. And to their husbands, "I only did it once b4 I met you". Lmaooooooo.

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  66. Stella, you forgot "I married my husband as a virgin" when they are talking to outsiders. And to their husbands, "I only did it once b4 I met you". Lmaooooooo.
    All Nigerian girls are liars. They can lie to make heaven.

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  67. Stella, you forgot "I married my husband as a virgin" when they are talking to outsiders. And to their husbands, "I only did it half heartedly once b4 I met you". Lmaooooooo.
    All Nigerian girls are liars. They can lie to make heaven.

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  68. You are the first guy i'm giving a head.

    I'm just a girl that is so used to the good things of life.

    But i cut cap for myself sha.i dey lie for man like no man business

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  69. You are the first guy i'm giving a head.

    I'm just a girl that is so used to the good things of life.

    But i cut cap for myself sha.i dey lie for man like no man business

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  70. After sleeping wit several guys n luckily get married, dey be like ''my husband disvirgined me........

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  71. 1 I don't visit a guy's house
    2 Have just given my life to christ
    3 Am just friends with my Ex

    Lmao.....

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  72. Wia is Jayem d great liar? Flight up n down?

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  73. 1 I don't visit a guy's house
    2 Have just given my life to christ
    3 Am just friends with my Ex
    4 I don't drink alcohol(but can drink Moet)
    5 I buy my clothes at the mall
    *Yimu*
    Lmao.....

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  74. Yes oo.
    If u are a Chic and u don't tell lies. Hmmm. You are sitting on a longgggggg thing.

    1. He only fingered me. We didn't have sex. Asi ocha.

    2. Sweets when are u coming over I'm down wit malaria and shivering. Hohoho she wants drumsticks and icecream.

    3. Pls don't call me on d Landline, d extention is in Daddy's room upstairs. Hahahahha.

    4. I can't look u in d eye cos ur love makes me blush. Lieeeeee. She doesn't want u to read d truth in her eyes.

    5. That dark guy in my street bought me a Cartier wristwatch, I returned it, I prefer Guess wristwatch. Haaaaan Na Scoping, she wants u to head to d malls in Marina n get her a cool Guess wristwatch.

    Ooh back in d days meehhhn.
    We chop guys die.
    #042
    #GRA Enugu things.

    I thank God for Jesus oo. Aaah.

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    1. Fake your lies ain't even sounding real ain't funny.

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    2. As in ehn. Girls lieeeee. I can lie sha.

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    3. No one lies these ones jare. They ain't realistic at all.

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    4. Her lies are not fake biko.
      not everyone grew up in night mile background ok. Lol.
      there's what we call ajibotic lies.
      environment differs.
      bloop.

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    5. Bwahahahahahahaha Na real thank God for Jesus...

      042 Chai! We finish dat town with better lies biko.

      Good old days.

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    6. Wife to hubby: Honey,there's dis guy that's disturbing me o
      Hubby: Is he mad?. Didnt he see your wedding band?
      Wife: I told him i am married but he is still disturbing me. I can never cheat on you baby.

      (Taaa. She don chop d diik o)

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  75. SDK lies in chronicles like 'am 21yrs,married with three kids,married a virgin and dated my husband for 8yrs'
    Make women fear God.
    Every woman is guilty of the lies.
    Some truths men cnt deal with
    -that u hv lost count in how many men u have fucked
    -that u hv had abortions.
    Am guilty of these,but lying is what men like.
    Tell them your dirty truths and I bet u that ur days are numbered.

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    1. U dey mind the oponus . If I tell u I have done d&c, you will now say Iv finis all the children in my stomach. Lol

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  76. I got disvigined during sports

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  77. He raped me o.m.g....Emeka is wicked

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  78. Must everybody marry? Meanwhile babe dey fast 6 to 6 daily for a husband. Lol

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    1. Hahahhahhahhahaahhaaaaaaa

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    2. Hohohohoho
      that's the epic lie. Lol

      →some be like "I am officially celibate till Mr right comes" meanwhile they are receiving better akpako. Choi! Naija girls make una dey fear God o. Lol

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    3. Hehhehehehe...leave dem feminists ooo.
      Secretly they wish to be married buh wd be forming "miss independent ".I don't nid a man...oriegwu!!

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    4. This is my sister o *lip sealed

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    5. Bwahahahhahahaahahhahaahhaahha! There is one lady like that in a group i belong on fb...the way she carry this "every lady must not get married" ish on her head eeeeh. In fact,she advises married women to divorce their husbands at d slightest provocation...meanwhile,check out her pictures,u go no say she don resign to faith. Hope no dey say she go marry again. Her own aunty gwegs get higher level of grace pass my own. So all she does is preach on enjoying ur spinsterhood and attacking married women,meanwhile she fit dey fast 6am to 6pm to answer Mrs.

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  79. I am happily single... yimu*

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  80. I buy my cream 95k where as its just 3k.
    I don't take bikes only cab!!! Na lie ooo

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  81. My phone is on silent that's why I could not take your call

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  82. Hahahahahhahahahhahhahahhah. Anon 18:28 u cracked me up

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  83. v telling him u dont eat heavy food like akpu,eba,garri,that u eat only fruilt,hahahahahahahaha lamo

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  84. Anon,16:19… One day you will be exposed trust me.

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    1. Miss truth, keep quiet there. Na you go go expose her?

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  85. Hahahahaha
    I can't stop laughing
    Am just reading all the comment now

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