This is not a Narrative..It is a birthday post that went south....
''Hi Stella,
Please keep my details anonymous. Today is my birthday and for some strange reasons I decided to join team Snoop with hubby's phone and got rewarded with this:
"...You are not picking my call nor returning them. You have to pay in the money today (bank details included) cos I need to use it 4 something urgent. My pd didn't come as I have expected it close to a week still no show. Try and do it today am home. You can well pretend not to get this text..."
I am confused at the meaning of "pd" and would love my fellow SDK commenters to help confirm this is not a Maje and Toke scenario staring me in my face.
Thanks''
Today of all days!
''pd'' means Period..Her period didnt come out,meaning that they have been making love without protection.She is probably preggy.
Anyways Happy Birthday!
What a birthday gift.
ReplyDeleteThey've been fucking Skin to Skin
Probably done a bit of oral too,
Raw kpanshing
Exchange of fluids, semen, et al
Should I keep explaining?
Which one is Toke and Maje? Be there! Rubbish.
DeleteIsn't it obvious? Lol
DeleteYeye babe..
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha
What a wonderful birthday snooping gift.
DeleteExplanation: ur husband has been fucking some chic without protection. now her 'pd'-period is missing. She needs the money urgently for abortion
Tell ur hubby not to pretend not to see the text oh! Babymama brewing...
This isn't nice, no need to be so explicit. I can't imagine what she's going through right now, on her birthday too.
DeleteShe's probably torturing herself with images, no need to add more.
Happy birthday poster, please try and enjoy your day, ignore what you saw for now.
Happy birthday!
DeleteIs better you know now and get prepared for what may..........
Poison your brainless horseband period.
Nooooo..E yaff do..hahahahahaha.
DeleteU are wicked Quick silver.
DeleteNeed a yummy Birthday/Wedding cake in Abuja? Home / office delivery. Also send a gift of cake to your loved one in Abuja.Pls click on my ID to see pics and my contact details.
Quicksilver, abegi shut up your toto there. This kind talk 2 dey sweet you.
DeleteLol Quickie.
DeleteYou want kill the poster.
Lol, she knows what it means. She just can't believe it ne
DeleteAre u still asking what Pd means?.....it means Postgraduate Diploma.....Hbd Madam
DeleteYou Snoop, You Loose...
Bizzaregr8
Arrghh see gobe!!!
DeleteAnonymous 14:26. Anytime I see this ur comment "shut up ur toto" I burst into uncontrollable laughter at the thought of it. Shut up ur toto how? Lmao.
DeleteAunty stella and quiksilver just broke the news like that ah! Meh poster sorry, happy birthday sha. Sorry.
Delete@ quick silver no male my belle burst. Ur explanation is on point. Got me laughing so bad... sorry darling somebody is on the way o...bouncing baby
DeleteLol@ post graduate diploma!
DeleteWell poster pd could also mean "personal demon " , so dear worry less
Happy birthday
You have the girl 's detail and ure hiding it!?
DeleteThis is the type of shit I like. I will so stalk her ehn?
Distribute her no and Facebook name.
Infact, let me stop here.
She should hide the girl's details cos she's also hiding her hubby's details. Her hubby and the girl are guilty of the same offence, so no need exposing one and leaving the other. So I feel that is why she's hiding the details.
DeleteBtw Some people be shouting and cursing.
Who then are the people sleeping with people's hubbys na? YIMU raised to power 10.
It could mean PAY DAY! Ask your hubby.
DeletePeriod!!! Hian
ReplyDeleteWhirlwind
Poster, HBD to u. Just be happy o. Don't let one homebreaker to ruin ur birthday.
DeletePd- period. Forever #TeamsnoopAmbassador. Poster pls apply wisdom in this situation you need to b calm to get more facts don't rush it, it will b too messy! The shock though laws v maci.
DeleteHappy birthday... chai
DeletePeriod.
ReplyDeletePoster, with this " My pd didn't come as I have expected it close to a week still no show" you don't need further explanation, PD means PERIOD
DeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR
Too bad..and maybe you were one of those that condemned etcetera's article by expressing the fact that your husband doesn't cheat.you see am?
DeleteMen would always be men.be wise about this.
pd means period... Just be careful, be prayerful. It's always better to hope for the best and prepare for worse in marriage so that nothing will catch u unaware! Happy Birthday dear. God bless you
DeleteKeep saying men will always be men, thats wat makes dem feel oh women no men must cheat! Fuckin bull shit! Real men dont cheat. Men who cheat and rape needs to be castrated. Lolll
DeleteOops! Hbd ma
ReplyDeleteAwww too bad!
DeleteHappy birthday sha
Ooops,so sorry ma...happy birthday sha....
DeleteWhile i was seating,sometin came to my mind.....
Give the girl a missed call with your husband fone,she might call back immediately,make sure your husband is there....pick the call for him since u would be with the fone and give him the fone to speak,then excuse him...let him settle with that girl if they are kipping the baby or not....or better still......
Let him know,that you are aware and need him to settle his mess immediately.
Poster before I forget, go to hospital and run STD and HIV test on yourself. This one he's knack raw, make him no go give you disease and as for sex with him, give it a break until you are sure he's not infected
DeleteWhat a question!
DeleteHbd madam. You snoop and you got a clue to what you snoop for. Take heart
ReplyDeleteOti shele oh!
ReplyDeleteHa..pd means period
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday and all the best
Gbede!
ReplyDeleteOkija wife, thank you for changing your DP.
DeleteYaaay!!!...
DeleteWelcome back!!...
Okija wife wia u run go na?
DeleteI'm not sure this is the real okija wife o. The real one is busy disturbing Laila's blog
DeleteShe run go lailas blog. Wasn't getting attention as people no dey follow her talk once she starts ranting.
DeleteLmao at Anon 10.38.
DeleteThank God she left. She was way too basic jare.
She isn't preggers, she's telling him dat cos dey ve been doing without cd n she wants to use d pregnancy story to make sure he gives her d moni he may ve promised her. Madam use ur brain. Fin! #teamsnoop!
ReplyDeleteHow are u even sure that she isnt preggers? Even if she isnt,does dat remove d fact that her husband is cheating on her and not even using protection..Madam poster u better confront ur husband ..tell him to clean up his mess to avoid problem..U need to save d girls number so as to be monitoring her in case she decide to keep d pregnancy.
DeleteYes, but there is still every tendency that she is truly preggy.
Delete@lollapalooza, please shut up your toto. How do you know she is not really pregnant? Na you dey hold light for them?
DeleteShe is pregnant. That's why he is playing hide and seek with her.
Exactly wat I thot too
DeleteAnonymous 14: 16 will not kill me o. "Shut up ur toto". Lwkmd
DeleteNa wa o! What a way to celebrate your birthday. #proudlyteamsnoop
ReplyDeleteNywayz hbd to me too
Delete*dat messsed up silly girl*
Happy birthday God blessings
DeleteChai!!!...
ReplyDeleteYou see why it's always good to snoop...
I will advise this poster not to confront him yet...
Continue snooping to know how it will all end...
Don't act like you saw any shit on his phone...the girl might not be pregnant but only want to extort money from him...
But this your husband is a pig!!...
Please stop having sex with him till he goes for a test...
Ijiokwu!!!
DeleteTeam snoop bu ebano
I will continue to snoop biko
For those that think snooping is not necessary, continue o until your hubbies gather disease and heap inside you, then you will write chronicles and send in, prevention is better than cure!!
Nooo she should confront him now before its too late..Dont conclude so fast dat she is not pregnant..She might be oh..u never can tell.
Delete@Queen, the lady is pregnant. That's why he is" running". Lol.
DeleteSamething dat comes my mind. Woman please pretend for like 2months before u question him.
DeleteGood advise. She should talk yet o. Monitor them
DeletePretend to know how it will all end? What if it doesn't end the way she wants? What if 9 months later, she hears her husband is a father to a set of twins? What if she doesn't have a child and no financial security as at now? Madam poster listen, take control ASAP.
DeleteMake sure you let him know now. Find a good laboratory and make him demand a credible pregnancy test from the mistress. You have to be actively involved in this thing and make sure you follow through to the end. If she's really pregnant and wants an abortion, follow it through. If she wants to keep it, take the child from her and shut her out from your lives. Sit your husband down and analyse the cost of bringing a child into the world. From baby formula to school fees in a good school. Let him feel the reality of the shit he is playing with. Stupid man.
Happy birthday darling. Get a good cake, take yourself to see a movie, buy yourself a birthday gift and some fine wine. You'll be fine.
Make up and take fine pictures with your cake. Send it to Stella let us admire your beauty. Both of them are all very stupid.
DeleteChick Felix, 2 months? Sha screen grab it 1st else d way d guy will deny ehn, u go confuse.
DeleteMonitor what?? So another one go enter, ni??
DeleteYou are going to be a step mum.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday.
Antie u harsh o
DeleteNo, ofcourse it's not what you are thinking...pd is Pateri Nervosa a strange type of skin rash...Be well dear.
DeleteN she has been expecting dis strange type of skin rash for d past week?
DeleteU go fear explanation
*poster's Dh skinny dipped in her ocean
Snoop woman happy birthday
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeeeeew
This one you are hissing, are you sure you are not doing the same as posters husband ? You are a suspect, with your innocent face you still dey do Kurukere!! One day go be your turn.
DeleteHappy birthday jorr.. pls enjoy ur day and leave matter for matthias. Mbok!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday dear, wish you didn't have to see such on ur day all the same the lord is ur muscle. Have fun
ReplyDeleteOmo see gbege. Wot a bday gift! Take heart Ma"m. #teaamsnooptillJesuscomes
ReplyDeleteThe SOB knocked his side piece up!
ReplyDeleteAm glad you know now..what you do with this info is up to you.. Knowledge is power my people. Use yours wisely.
Happy birthday dear. God Bless You.
I can't imagine her mental trauma right now.
DeleteShe's not pregnant tho
DeleteThe girl wants to extort money from the man
If she was pregnant, the man wouldn't be pretending or running away from her.
He would have mentioned abortion immediately she mentioned pregnancy because he wouldn't want such things to trail him.
But the man is a fool
It wasn't enough that he was sleeping with someone aside his wife, he had to dive without protection
He deserves rat poison #straightface
Madam don't confront him
Wisdom is profitable to direct
Use this information well, don't make him know you gave an idea of what's going in. Keep snooping and gathering information. Add the girl on whatsapp but don't chat with her so you see the girl and monitor her progress. Remember don't say anything to her. Just once in a month check what's going on with her tummy.
Stop sleeping with your husband, or when he wants to sleep with you give him a condom. Tell him subtly that you rather use condom just in case of anything as you gave kids and don't want to leave them behind in this world and life is sweet.
He will know you are unto him but don't confront him. Subtly drop sidelines. Hints, taunt him and all.
This is totally not cool, anyway happy bd
ReplyDeleteHappy bday, abeg make urself happy. No allow anoda babe bn preggy 4 hubby disturb u jere. Abeg enjoy ur day and go out and have fun.
ReplyDeleteNa wah o!! See as una dey talk as if say e easy, how can she even enjoy the birthday knowing that someone is carrying her hubbies child?
DeleteUnnu di egwu, she has to confront it immediately
Bia poster, forget that pretense,you and I know say today's birthday don sour already, reserve the celebration for next year, go and confront him before he gets another lady pregnant tomorrow and make sure you get that ladies number and start monitoring them.
If it gets to difficult, then we will help you draw a bigger plan after all "obanye otor aka.enter and get stucked" is still in existence
I tire!!
DeleteIt is easier said than done, pretend as if nothing happened and be monitoring what exactly whilst you are dying in silence?
Whilst you keep quiet and you are monitoring, if the chic is truly pregnant, the pregnancy is developing.
Let your husband know what you have seen .
Let him provide money for the girl, take her to a reputable hospital for a test and have an evacuation done since she doesn't want to keep the pregnancy.
There are some issues that need to be addressed urgently and not postponed.
Now that he knows you know, he will arrange himself and sort this out.
After all the drama is over, settle your scores with your DH.
All the best.
Whirlwind
Haa. Stella Na wa o. Can't you see it's the wife that sent you the email.. Anyways.. Pd means "pay day" .. And your husband probably needs the money to celebrate your birthday... No use your own hand pour sand sand for your garri o..
ReplyDeleteYour IQ isn't that low trust me
DeleteRead the story again and you will understand better. You were prolly busy while reading
EMZ u typed ma mind!!! PD might just mean Pay Day.i use that acronym a lot when typing and complaining about salary
Deleteperiod.... eyaa. HBD tho.
ReplyDeleteYou must be a regular commenter with a well known blog id harassing single ladies, osetie
ReplyDeleteEyeha may God give d heart to bear and wisdom to know what to do o. These men are not loyal ooo.
ReplyDeleteHBD. Ve a blast.
Kai....
ReplyDeleteSorry o
Sad day for you.
Me sef I get Pls b,c,d cos of these kain things.
One must be completely armoured and prepared for unforeseen locust cos life itself Na risk.
Poster just heal your heart and get a rich sugar daddy preferably yoruba.
They're better lovers of married women
Lol... Mamie have u stopped taking your medications? U are back with a bang
DeleteJeez! What a way to get a birthday surprise, PD means period na wa oh, your husband didt try at all.
ReplyDeleteAwww...Happy birthday dr..enjoy ur day bt pls ask him o 2 day 2day...pregnancy no b joke!
ReplyDeleteEeyah, happy birthday poster. Of course you already know what pd means, hence your panic.
ReplyDeleteI'll advice you to shine your eyes wella, so you don't get taken for a ride.
Pele, good thing you snooped though, otherwise you might remain in lala land for a long time.
Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers
Firstly, Happy Birthday Dear. Enjoy ur day.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, side chic is pregnant for husby.
But some men don't have conscience at all. Haba!
My dear, for today ignore this text and thank God for making you see today. Prepare a dinner for both of u, let him enjoy your bday, make ur room romantic and make love to him, after the love making ask him about the lady. Pls don't allow that slot destroy your marriage nor spoil your day. Happy bday
ReplyDeleteThat love making better be with a condom. Pregnant or not, he did it raw with a strange woman.
DeleteShe should make love ? Her husband is knacking raw n she should still sleep with him. Shey u want him to transfer yeye disease gv her.. The struggle to remain MRS is real. Madam, pls use condom, that is if you haven't slept with him recently.
DeleteOdiegwu, what is the pretense for???? She has seen the text already she can't be happy the whole of today again ,no need, she needs to get her man talking right away.
DeleteOlodo are u that dumb or the shock messed with ur frontal lobe??Anyways make sure he sends her d money sharply and do not get involved with her make she no take vex born d pikin..Good luck and hbd(i hope u know wat hbd means lol)...Devyne
ReplyDeleteSee vex, are u sure u aren't d useless side chic?
DeleteLol but that's mean
DeleteLmao
DeleteLet her keep the baby
Please allow her birth the baby
Nobody will help her cry
When madam would be in her husband house with the legit children, the side chick's and child will be leaving in meagre allowance. And the son won't have access to his father
And the single girl won't be able to have a free life as she can't date because she would be nursing the baby till he or she is 18.
Dang!!!
Bitches know who to mess with
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
ReplyDelete.
Hbd and congrats on the fact that yu and ur husby are expecting a new baby though....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Lol.. Dats evilzz mehn.. Have sympathy nau.
DeleteAnd tomorrow, they will come preach, my husband doesn't cheat and bla bla bla. It sure sounds like she meant period, I may be wrong sha.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday tho. Wish u long life and prosperity. With this Ur news, dunno if I can tell u to hqr fun today.
Bitter soul, if you lyk don't break up with that your cheat of a boyfriend till he gives you one strong virus, then ur eyes go clear. Self esteem dear , self esteem, it is free you know.
DeletePoster is it the shock that got you asking what "Pd" is..Lol!! Pele!! Happy Birthday to you ..To enjoy your day just try and not bring it up today until after your jolly jolly else your day will just turn from bad to worse...Cheating Men everywhere...Na wa!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthdai dear,,,dn't let it spoil ur dai...But as a woman u must be disturbd that's normal.pd means period! Guess she wants 2 terminate d pregnacy dis one she is askin 4 money..Hmmmmmmm na wa oooo. I reject dis one IJN! Amen!
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteHappy birthday? Surprise ur hubby!
ReplyDeleteYour husband don Maje you..Hehehe
ReplyDeleteNawa o happy birthday sha
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday dear
ReplyDeleteA lot goes under the sun, that you are better of not knowing.
Take as one of those things jarreee
Chai ! ! But there is STD and HIV in town
And he is not playing safe.
What a bad thing on a good day.
Happy birthday dearie.
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteEndtime signs.
Don't confront him at all,pretend u didn't see anything pls and continue snooping to see how it goes,make sure ur very loving at this time
ReplyDeleteIn all give thanks and have a happy day
ReplyDeleteHBD dear,pd means period.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry if it's true,but just pretend as if you didn't see anything yet till you are fully armed with enough evidence.
You got the baddest birthday gift ever. Sorry boo.
ReplyDeleteYour hubby just got another woman pregnant.
What are we going to do about this bae?
Happy birthday. Please don't confront him o. Him not picking her calls or replying texts means they are having issues. Just pretend as if you didn't see anything, let him sort it out and believe me this is the end of their relationship. Stingy guys don't like this kind of am pregnant or I need money story.
ReplyDeleteP.s Next time don't snoop on special days like birthdays, anniversaries, christmas and even valentine. You'll just be sad for nothing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
sweetheart pls take heart.make yourself happy for today.let ur hubby solve his problem.
ReplyDeleteChoi
ReplyDeleteOooh wow!
ReplyDeleteIts period na...your question funny she but wount laugh.. This is some serious shiii'!
May God give you the wisdom and strength to handle this.
Kisses darling! Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday!! Pretend you did not see and watch how it unfolds....
ReplyDeleteNawa o! Must men cheat? This is gettin too much
ReplyDeleteThank God 4 my hubby
Thank God 4 ur hubby ke? I'm sure poster was among the people that were earlier shoutin that they sabi their hubby very well and he can't cheat. Be there and pant will be wearing u
DeleteBwahahaha! okwa thank God for your hubby" na your type hubby go carry woman enter room, knack woman finish, dismiss am you go dey kitchen you no go know, "thank God for my hubby" kwalwakwakwa!!
DeleteMadam just chill. Happy birthday, I know its not easy when one sees this kinda text. She probably needs money from your husband.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday
ReplyDeleteDarling blog fam, please like my sister's pic on instagram..we really appreciate.
ReplyDeletehere is the link
https://instagram.com/p/5h3NZBiLwY/
Happy birthday darling....God will see you through..
Dis birthday package na wa oooo....happy birthday dearie.
ReplyDeleteCheat on that bastard of a man,he doesn't deserve your fidelity.trust me once you do,you'll get over it.am team"do me I do you".no time to check time.pretenders keep ur advice to yourselves
ReplyDeleteSeconded Jor. Faithful wife? Kikikikikiki.. U fcuk I fcuk, end of story.
DeleteAs you dey talk so, better commot that your baby picture from you dp, you no know whether your hubby follow dey read this post.
Deletestella l know no wetin u do me,my sister tell say this thing go happen to me ooo,ever since she introduce me to this sdk family,l can not go a day without reading this blog na so l don dey load recharge card everyday,me wey dey load card once in a week and even dey own mtn people,abeg who go send me card becos this one wey l recharge yesterday don dey finish and l no wen miss d lagos party pics 09033997457
ReplyDeleteTake style and b begging u hear, in ur mind u smart. Sha, any way na way
DeleteNa wah ohhhh.
ReplyDeleteHBD
********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******
Eeeya....
ReplyDeleteOf all days,na ur Birthday.
Nne sorry.PD is Period.
I forgot...happy Birthday Dear.
ReplyDeleteTry and be happut,ok?
Sending u lots of love and warm hugs.
don't tell him yet. Keep snooping and see how it all ends. No sex until further notice.
ReplyDeleteE speaki kwe le-maka confuse!
ReplyDeleteLost inside my tears.....God help me
ReplyDeleteMadam no sex till further notice o. He has to do test too many stds in town and i know for a fact that single girls dating married men have other guys o. ( why should they be faithful to a married man) Your major concern now should be hiv and the rest. HBD. This men fucking without condom though.
ReplyDeleteEhya sorry about that today of all days. Happy Birthday. Men are just men never to be trusted.
ReplyDeleteWow sorry madam HBD. Hmmmm Stella this your blog Don de scare the shit out me because of all these cheating story, I been no de bother to snoop ooh but with the things I am seeing everyday here, I am goin to snoop until my name turn Snoopy. Thank God I know all the password hmmmmm make I brace myself
ReplyDeleteMadam say nothing. Don't even pay any mind, just dey look your husband no be person go tell the girl to commot am. Lol. Don't stress yourself at all, don't call her, don't ask your husband anything, Infact try your best to be smiling all the time. See Iv seen such situations, wife no talk anything, where the man see better problem NA where he say make the girl keep the belle. Don't disturb yourself jare.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday poster...... You have to let your husband know that you know he is cheating on you without starting a drama. be calm and while sitting down, just tell him that you know that he has been having an affiar and the lady in question might be pregnant(don't tell him you snoop), let him understand that you can never trust him again and his behaviour may eventually divide the family, and just walk away without given him any chance to talk. This will scared him for a long time rather than violet confrontation.
ReplyDeleteTRY TO ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY DEAR, GO OUT WITH FRIENDS OR FAMILY MEMBERS OR WITH YOUR CHILDREN (IF YOU HAVE ANY)TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAY.
looooool snooperz in d house e don ova her abeg ur bubby don send belle inside her uterus!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh LORD! ! Baddest birthday gift. Just negodu. Sorry my dear. Happy birthday
ReplyDeletePay day is pd. Ur husband owes money which is urgently needed by the lender as her pd hasn't come yet. Meanwhile ur husband has been acting non challant towards the debt. I don't knw why women put themselves through these! Get a grip woman!
ReplyDelete