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Friday, July 24, 2015

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Onto our English professors... Please help us in translating this to English..









 LOL..I cant wait to read the comments.




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108 comments:

  1. Bianca Bruno24 July 2015 at 11:32

    It means: why should a man bother whether he eats bread and ankara or bread and beans?
    As far as he eats beans.

    *winks

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    1. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)24 July 2015 at 12:07

      It means "wetin concern Gala seller with Gala Night"...

      ie to say;it literally means kedu ife gbasara onitsha na Umuahia!!

      XTREME MIXTAPE VOL.2;CLICK TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    2. FOLARIN24 July 2015 at 12:13

      Lol
      This is ur analysis make sense

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    3. mystery24 July 2015 at 12:20

      Lol. U should have used moinmoin and akara....as far as he eats beans.

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    4. Unknown24 July 2015 at 12:39

      A tout(could mean anybody) does not bother himself (or herself) with carrying extra baggage(too many problems or rltnshp that come with extra trouble). I love the adage. I use it all d the time.

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    5. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 12:39

      It means whats an illiterate's business excess luggage?

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    6. SWAG LAFRESH 24 July 2015 at 12:46

      What business does a tout have with too many load. Hehehehe

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    7. Unknown24 July 2015 at 13:15

      What's ur concern in some1 else's problem?

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    8. Unknown25 July 2015 at 04:07

      A conductor has no business with excess luggage. Literally.

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  2. Unknown24 July 2015 at 11:33

    Thunda scatter english abeg

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  3. Yori Yori Princess24 July 2015 at 11:33

    Na matter wey no concern me. that is what it means.

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    1. Miss Ferragamo24 July 2015 at 12:20

      What is the concern of a tout with excess luggage....lmao!!!
      Them say make una talk am for wnglish no be the meaning dem ask. Kai english hard oh.

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    2. praise24 July 2015 at 14:06

      It simply means "mind your business"

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    3. praise24 July 2015 at 14:07

      "Mind your own business"

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  4. Bianca Bruno24 July 2015 at 11:33

    It means: why should a man bother whether he eats Bread and Akara or Bread and Beans?
    As far as he eats Beans.

    *winks

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  5. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 11:34

    Wat is my business wit a motor park tout over too much luggage in a car.

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    1. Unknown24 July 2015 at 14:30

      It means " I ain't worried about noth' "

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  6. Unknown24 July 2015 at 11:35

    I no too sabi speak o, but I sabi dis one!
    I am less concerned....

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  7. #kokomistress#24 July 2015 at 11:36

    My English Prof @assistant local yampion shd come nd help me translate o...... u know Say na u Sabi English pass...... #stupidanonmyous#

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  8. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 11:41

    Translation : A 'desperate' woman(agbero) doesn't care bout how much baggage(overload) a 'rich' man comes with, she just accepts him with all his flaws....*shines teeth*

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  9. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)24 July 2015 at 11:43

    Hahahahahahahahahaha...

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  10. danny fisiye24 July 2015 at 11:46

    omo na my mother talk be this







    #GODWIN™

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  11. Unknown24 July 2015 at 11:46

    Lol.
    I am not a professor of English language.
    I am only a money maker.
    Maybe sisi eko, quicksilver and Co will do a better job.

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    1. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 12:08

      YES, u r not a prof of english n YESSSS, u r nothing but a broke ass modafuckin asswipe!

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    2. Unknown25 July 2015 at 04:08

      Ahahah

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  12. nzubeizuu24 July 2015 at 11:48

    What concerns Stella with uncooked jellof rice? Hohohoho

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    1. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 12:23

      Lol! Abi na...all na jollof rice, cooked or uncooked!

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    2. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 16:44

      Nzube am beginning to love your funny comments...
      Hohohohoho in your voice...

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    3. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)24 July 2015 at 20:29

      She used to be quiet and Holy. Then..........
      Don't know shaa.

      I choked on one of her funny comments. " ogwu oke jukwara eju n' Eke Ekwulobia". #BokoHaram in Anambra prisons.
      Hahaha. Nzube eeeeh.

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    4. nzubeizuu24 July 2015 at 23:33

      Bunny and xhlrted,I sight una. Xhlrted, you made me laugh with that your'she used to be quiet and holy'.Hohohoho

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  13. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 11:49

    WAITIN FOR OUR ENGLISH PROFS TO DSPLAY QUALIFICATION.....TOMJERRRYSWIT

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  14. NWAKAEGO24 July 2015 at 11:49

    It means whatever you re saying is none of my business

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  15. Unknown24 July 2015 at 11:49

    Lol.
    I am not a professor of English language.
    I am only a money maker.
    Maybe sisi eko, quicksilver, Empress?? Moi, ELENA and Co will do a better job.

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  16. Unknown24 July 2015 at 11:51

    Lol.
    I am not a professor of English language.
    I am a money maker. A very successful business man.
    Maybe sisi eko, quicksilver, Empress?? Moi, ELENA and Co will do a better job.

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  17. tecki24 July 2015 at 11:52

    What has agbero got to do with overloading?

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  18. salvame24 July 2015 at 11:52

    What business does a tout has with over load?

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  19. Diamond Studded Chic 24 July 2015 at 11:52

    What's conductor's business with too much passengers... LMAO

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  20. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady24 July 2015 at 11:53

    What's the business of street urchins with over load??? Hehehehhehheehhe

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  21. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)24 July 2015 at 11:53

    Ngwa nu!

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  22. Jasmine24 July 2015 at 11:53

    Hian!!! No translation biko

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  23. Unknown24 July 2015 at 11:53

    An agbero has no issue with overload😀😀

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  24. danny fisiye24 July 2015 at 11:54

    ENGLISH =what's(wetin) the business(concern) between a tout(agbero) and a load(overload) *shines teeth*







    #GODWIN™

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    1. Justyswt24 July 2015 at 12:19

      Hmmm, we go read different translation today for here. Oya all ye prof, come out now!

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  25. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 11:54

    I have no business whatsoever with that...

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  26. Ego lag24 July 2015 at 11:54

    What's my business with you? Or wht's d relationship b/w a tout and overload. Lol

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  27. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 11:54

    It has nothing to do with me at all

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  28. Mystique24 July 2015 at 11:54

    What is a tout's business with much baggage?

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  29. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 11:55

    It has nothing to do with me at all.

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  30. Unknown24 July 2015 at 11:55

    hahahahahahahaha this one pass me stella

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  31. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 11:55

    To your tents oh Isreal.

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  32. mrs livy24 July 2015 at 11:57

    What's a touts business with excess luggage

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    1. MIssy24 July 2015 at 12:59

      I love your grammar, your secondary school must be proud.

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    2. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 15:18

      Mumu be praising yourself...yimu

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  33. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 11:59

    A tout is absolutely indifferent, insensitive and summarily nonchalant to the sight and presence of a public/commercial vehicle /bus whose number of passengers are excessive, and way above what the vehicle can conveniently take or accommodate.
    #lol had to comment on dis#

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    1. FOLARIN24 July 2015 at 12:16

      Ahahhnnn!!!!
      Aunty/Broda e neva reach dis level na
      Haba!

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    2. Amaka Hundeyin24 July 2015 at 12:19

      Lmao

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    3. #kokomistress#24 July 2015 at 12:26

      Lol.... ve u seen dis movie? 3idiots* u must be Chatur Ramalingam with this ur explanation

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    4. Jasmine24 July 2015 at 12:48

      Ha! For just that short sentence?

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    5. nikky sugar24 July 2015 at 12:50

      Eewoo! Ki lo le to yii? Na on top dis small matter you com scatter grammar like this. Hahahaha! Sofry sofry abeg.

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    6. GALORE24 July 2015 at 14:44

      Lol


      @Hon Patrick has to comment


      Anon.
      ..Na wa....see analysis

      U.must be @Hon Patrick






      @Galore

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    7. queen of hearts24 July 2015 at 15:20

      1millon likes for u...u got it right!

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    8. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 19:49

      Lmaoo cldnt help buh share dis, tanks y'all

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  34. Obama's Sister24 July 2015 at 12:05

    LoL! In two ways it cn b a parable of "my life is my business&not urs. For d other one I cnt deal,i nor know am,I nor go fit translate am I beg before I go cut my tongue. Shio,Oghene bikor! Lmao. Waiting 4 d Wole Soyinkas of dis blog2 blow up.

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  35. Unknown24 July 2015 at 12:06

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
    .
    Seriously i cant think of anything....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  36. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 12:09

    Not my circus, not my monkey

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  37. Goddesss of Dawn24 July 2015 at 12:10

    To my own translation
    Meaning, I could care less!
    Abi? Where is "The Truth" english professor,
    Oya come and translate ooh!
    Kikikikikikiki

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    1. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)24 July 2015 at 20:32

      Hahaha.
      Abeg leave wahala.

      It simply means "What's my damn business".

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  38. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 12:11

    what is the business of a tout with excess luggage?


    says mama

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  39. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 12:15

    of course linda can only laugh, dullard...

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  40. saliot24 July 2015 at 12:18

    Of what concern is my business with you.

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  41. Unknown24 July 2015 at 12:19

    Hahahahahahaha
    Let me read comment

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  42. Unknown24 July 2015 at 12:26

    The statement is usually used for instance when someone is telling you something and expect you to contribute but the matter does not concern you or maybe you're complaining about something then you reason the matter and see that it doesn't even concern you. It means when you don't have to bother about something cos it doesn't concern nor affect you. Lol

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    1. Unknown25 July 2015 at 04:13

      U were asked to rephrase in English, not give meaning na

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  43. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 12:27

    What is the business of a tout;with excess baggage?

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  44. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 12:28

    What is the business of a tout;with excess baggage?

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  45. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 12:29

    What business does a tout have with excess baggage?

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  46. Ijay24 July 2015 at 12:37

    its means it doesn't concern me " side eyes"

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  47. Ijay24 July 2015 at 12:38

    its means it doesn't concern me " side eyes"

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  48. Calabar Babe is back24 July 2015 at 12:40

    In simple English MIND YOUR BUSINESS. Don't poke your nose in other people's affairs.

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  49. oma24 July 2015 at 12:42

    Yawns*

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  50. Unknown24 July 2015 at 12:59

    The Agbero is insensitive to whatever the driver/or passengers may suffer/encounter in the course of travelling with overloaded vehicle (Police, bad roads, good roads, etc), Afterall, the Agbero will not join the vehicle, his concern is the "toro toro, afu afu" (i.e.) the kobo kobo and/or Naira Naira he receives as payment from the driver. He feels someone should bear the brunt of his mistakes. Many of us behave like agbero in our relationships - "wetin concern centre rank with open order".

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  51. Golden24 July 2015 at 13:01

    Translation: What is the business of a street tout with excess load? Lol

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  52. ChyAdaJesus24 July 2015 at 13:03

    Oyibo hu agbara!!!

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  53. The only controller G24 July 2015 at 13:10

    I have no business with what is not my business.Overload na driver wahala and not agboro's

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  54. Unknown24 July 2015 at 13:20

    What's ur concern in someone business?

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  55. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 13:23

    Interpret that Agberos doesn't care about the weight of the load on a bus or no. of passenger inside the bus, he is concerned about his own 'dose' MONEY

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  56. Miss Ess24 July 2015 at 13:23

    Hahahahaha

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  57. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 13:26

    Ii means... What is the business of a passenger with a load

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  58. TM David-West24 July 2015 at 14:02

    Simply put, it means - 'one thing has nothing to do with the other.' 'To each one, his cross.' 'I do my job, you do yours.'...

    I think that would be the right translation of that bizarre African Pidgin proverb. Thank you. *takes a bow*

    STORIES @ ALIFEDIARY

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  59. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 14:13

    I think the English adage most similar to it is; he that is low need fear no fall.

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  60. youngman24 July 2015 at 14:20

    How you make your money is not my concern, whether you enter trouble or get injured in the process, all my concern is pay me my due

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  61. Unknown24 July 2015 at 14:44

    It's a colloquial way of saying ' I don't have any business with what doesn't concern me"

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  62. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 16:59

    It means what is a agbero busines. With a. Lot of baggaeges load. NK

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  63. The Traveller24 July 2015 at 17:56

    Its means "its none of my business" or "none of your business" depending on context. It could also mean "how does it concern you?"

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  64. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 23:21

    It means, what's the business of a garage boy and the excess load a driver is carrying.

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  65. Anonymous24 July 2015 at 23:44

    It means; None of my business.
    Also; Your problem is no concern of mine!

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  66. Anonymous25 July 2015 at 06:24

    Wetin concern canoe with side mirror?

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  67. SWILL MARTIN25 July 2015 at 17:40

    It means what's a hooligans bizness with excess baggage

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  68. Anonymous23 July 2018 at 10:28

    I like reading through an article that will make men and women think.
    Also, thank you for allowing for me to comment!

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  69. Anonymous6 September 2018 at 18:47

    Principal de collège ou imam de la République ?

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