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Friday, July 10, 2015

Friday Joke.

LMAO!.......*side eyes #teamsnoop.






A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 10th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." 

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." 

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.



Hahahahahaahaha.....Have a nice weekend BV's


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46 comments:

  1. calabar chick10 July 2015 at 14:00

    Whrs IHN?

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    1. Krix10 July 2015 at 17:57

      Witches are waiting for uncle Richie!
      Ntoooor fastest fingers.



      Krix via iPhone 6 gold

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  2. Emjay10 July 2015 at 14:00

    Hiannn stella.

    ********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******

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  3. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:00

    Which kain thing be this na. Abeg post in house news joor

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  4. Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere10 July 2015 at 14:00

    Lmfao

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    1. Husayn10 July 2015 at 18:15

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  5. Oyegbenga10 July 2015 at 14:02

    Hahahaha funny..

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  6. Quiksilver10 July 2015 at 14:02

    Okay

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  7. Calabar Gal10 July 2015 at 14:02

    Smart guy!! Madam Vaginolplasty - I dey hail oh!!

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    1. Princess Scheherazade 10 July 2015 at 21:31

      All these plenty hailing, if u wan do, send a mail to Stella make she publish am for IHN and the BV go reply u with details.

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  8. nife10 July 2015 at 14:02

    Lol........ tgif

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  9. Bianca Bruno10 July 2015 at 14:03

    Same to u "ma"
    *Side eyes*

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  10. Dynamic10 July 2015 at 14:03

    Lol
    Ihn?.......waiting

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  11. Cynthia Iyede10 July 2015 at 14:03

    Hahahhahaha have a nice day too.

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  12. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:03

    Hehe! Not wet, not dry, just in between

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  13. NARUTO10 July 2015 at 14:03

    Funny... Hahahahah

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  14. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)10 July 2015 at 14:03

    Lmao!!!

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  15. Thelma's cake world10 July 2015 at 14:04

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    LMAO....
    have a splendid weekend sterraKORK!!
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  16. Temi10 July 2015 at 14:05

    Guilty as charged!
    #Team snoop#

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  17. Sue10 July 2015 at 14:05

    #TeamSnoop# baby! Snoop till eternity, ignorance is no bliss, ignorance is deadly!
    who is with me?

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  18. danny fisiye10 July 2015 at 14:06

    lmao obi






    #GODWIN™

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  19. Yori Yori Princess10 July 2015 at 14:06

    This our former late bingo calabar man buy from my papa hand. whenever i see dog just remember our bingo. it is well.

    very funny when you are caught, you justified your being caught and let the owner confused the more.

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  20. NUVI HONEY10 July 2015 at 14:09

    Hahahahaha..

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  21. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:10

    Lmao

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  22. David Iyke10 July 2015 at 14:11

    That nice response saved the day!

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  23. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 14:11

    Pussy tested by another man cnt taste the same when returned to the original owner, diffrent fluid in there wld spoil the mix... Who needs that?? And they wonder why most men don't 4gv cheating..... Are u Dangotes daughter??? If u re then ofcourse, true love forgives... We are all sinners!!

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    1. Anonymous11 July 2015 at 02:54

      What's dis new mumu saying.

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  24. The Baddest10 July 2015 at 14:18

    OK.

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  25. Abosede10 July 2015 at 14:21

    Lolololololo very funny.

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  26. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:31

    Lol...good line..

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  27. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:36

    Hahahahaha

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  28. Irene Bernards10 July 2015 at 14:40

    OMG.

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  29. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke10 July 2015 at 14:46

    Lmao.
    Gv her bck ke.

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  30. A GIRL HAS NO NAME10 July 2015 at 14:47

    Lmaoooo...have a nice weekend too Mrs Kork...#kisses

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  31. claris Davids10 July 2015 at 14:54

    Lol. Have a nicer weekend Mrs korks

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  32. Jael 10 July 2015 at 14:55

    Lol! Nice one Stells.

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  33. Unknown10 July 2015 at 14:55

    Funny

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  34. baby10 July 2015 at 14:58

    Lmao... just becos everyone else is writing same o

    I think my humor tank needs a refill

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  35. The General's Wife10 July 2015 at 15:02

    Hahahahahahahaahaaha

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  36. Ms Viv10 July 2015 at 15:13

    Lmao.

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  37. Kosi 10 July 2015 at 15:20

    Dis rain na helele....

    Happy weekend guys!!

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  38. Unknown10 July 2015 at 15:26

    *Side eye*

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  39. Unknown10 July 2015 at 16:01

    Lol

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  40. Anonymous10 July 2015 at 16:06

    lolllllllllllllllllllll.

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  41. Roseokokohblog10 July 2015 at 20:49

    Hahahaha. It's Friday.

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  42. Anonymous15 July 2015 at 14:23

    This is Joel Osteen joke.

    Weasel.

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