Friday In House News .....H-O-T

Happy Weekend to you all.

The heat is still very bad and i cannot concentrate on my job.....God dey.

Make una send me some cold kisses abeg!

Happy Friday,may God meet you all at the point of your need.

IN HOUSE HOT HOT HOT AMEBO

This is the story I promised yesterday
SDK blog universe read and answer the question below.

My story is two pronged, one involving a woman and the other invoicing a man. Going straight to the point Mr G was my neighbor, he is a lawyer and he belongs to one of the Pentecostal churches that go by the mantra no sex till after marriage.
So some years ago Mr G got married and we all were invited. The feast was cool and we ate a lot of rice and other small chops and drank a lot of malt(their Church don't drink alcohol). From the reception venue we retired to the compound and ended things in the night before everybody retired to their respective appartment. The following morning Sunday we woke up early only to notice a taxi inside the compound with Mr G's younger ones loading bags into the taxi while the newly weded woman sat at corner sobbing with no one comforting her. When the taxi left with her, we (neighbors) went in to see mrG in his appartment we met him in a pensive mood. 

On enquiry the man told a bewildered us that his wife told her on their marital bed in the night that as husband and wife they should hide nothing from each other and so he should know that her womb was removed some years back when she had a certain problem. The man being one we all knew to be quiet told the lady go and wait for him in his father's house the following morning hence what we saw. Even though the lady insisted that God had promised her that she would bear children the lawyer never budged. Mr G is presently married with four kids but whether he subsequently did test,taste and confirm first with his current wife I don't know.

The second case involved a lady living two buildings from ours. She should be about 38 - 40 yes of age and likes hanging around the guys in the neighborhood flashing the green light. She later met a spirit-filled brother in a Church she then started attending. Having founded found her spirit-filled as well , the brother offered her marriage after getting clearance from their daddy GO. 

To cut the story short, the marriage was done in her village last June and Church marriage was fixed for December 2014. She stated sharing cards mid October but by early November she stopped and started withdrawing the ones shared. She stopped wearing the middle finger ring for which we were now calling her iyawo It was in December after she recovered from her disappointment that she told us what happened. According to her as good Christians the didn't have sex all along according to the Church rules. So when she started sharing her cards she now convinced herself that they are now husband and wife and so free to sex each other. She then decided to be spending weekends in his house. She said the first weekend he did not touch her Friday night eventhough she slept naked. So Saturday she convinced the man that they won't be committing any offence sexing since they are now husband and wife. So through out the nights the man did only kiss, romance and fingering. Though she was not satisfied, she took it calmly. The next weekend while she expected the man to fuck he still did only fingering changing one hand with the other at intervals.

 Infuriated she started struggling with mans shorts to take his prick because while the lady went to bed named the man always wore his shorts. In the heat of the struggle the confessed that his penis doesn't stand. So firs thing in the morning she left and never went back but sent a message to the man to go to her village and collect refund. All the people gave different advice ranging from the bizzare to the crooked but all were flogging a dead horse.
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So my question is ...is it better to reveal from the beginning? Is it better to test, taste, prove and see first for both man and woman?

I was confused on whether this should be a narrative or not but decided against it since both gisits are amebo gists that ended with a question.

Fits perfectly into Friday amebo for in house news.LOL

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VACANCY

We currently have a vacancy for Receptionist/Admin Officer, paying between 40-50k, Monday-Saturday work. The office is located in Lekki Phase one. Applicants should please live on the island. Cv''s to be sent to aewele@gmail.com.

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SURROGATE MUM AT YOUR SERVICE

I Am interested in being a surrogate for anyone that wants one. I can be contacted on this email: sorrogatemum15@gmail.com

Wow this is a very big step..to help women who cannot carry their own child do so.I dont know how surrogate mums are able to disconnect from a child and give it back.I wish you the Grace to do this....Na wah

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Appreciation To Chibuzor

hello Stella, 

 I want to say a very big thank you to Chibuzor for the cake giveaway. I sent her a mail for the cake cos my baby was going to be three on the first. Yes,the cake was delicious. Chi, may God bless and enrich you. Amen.

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TEACHING VACANCY

  I have a vacancy for a matured well experienced primary school teacher in a growing private school.

He/she must reside within Surulere and ready to start in September when the new session begins.

Kindly send CV to ebipeter34@yahoo.com

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LAND FOR SALE

 I have a vacancy for a matured well experienced primary school teacher in a growing private school.

He/she must reside within Surulere and ready to start in September when the new session begins.

Kindly send CV to ebipeter34@yahoo.com

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WANNA BE A DISTRIBUTOR?

 Become a Kayge Cosmetic's distributor for only NGN13,999. For more info call/whats app 08093882127

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FLATMATE NEEDED

Please I'm looking for a serious lady that wants to share a 2 bedroom flat around Ajah/Sangotedo axis in Lagos.i am very cool and understanding and can stay with anybody with less problems..I can be reached on 08067137350.

I hope all these ladies planning to share flats and rooms do not end up borrowing each others Le boo's...i am just stating something that is worrisome oh and i will not keep quiet.

I heard a gist recently about two strangers who came together to share a room and how one ended up marrying the others boyfriend.When confronted by the other flat mate,I heard her reply was ''Are we related?Are you my friend? Do i know you before''?

All the best and abeg no vexs say i talk my mind!

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SERVICES OF A CHEF NEEDED

God bless you Stella,please I need the service of a baker/chef,majoring in (pizza,shawama,bread,meat pie,scotch egg etc),for employment,The location is MARARABA, (Abuja/Nasarawa).There is also a free accommodation.

   Interested person should please contact this no.07082820070

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MAKE UP SERVICES JUST FOR YOU

I am a professional makeup artist located in Anambra state known as M&M Glamour.I am appealing to Sdk BVs to patronise me for your Bridal makeup, traditional gele tying,Birthday makeup,phoot shoot,facials, special effects and for training too.@ affordable price.
No matter your location,just call cos your beauty is our concern.
Call - 08139700399(whatsapp enabled)
Website - www.mmglamour.com.ng.
Email - Cicero201419@yahoo.com

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ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT FASHION?

I have something for people that have passion for fashion.

Here it goes!

You can learn how to develop a fashion collection as well as learn how to draw from scratch this July.

The underlisted courses are available for tutorials:

Short Fashion Course for beginners: starts from 8th July(for 6 weeks, twice a week)

Sewing classes(Dressmaking, bodices and shirts): starts from 8th July

Design & Illustration Course: starts from 14th July

Sketching Course: starts from 21st July(for 4 weeks, thrice a week).

Module 1 is N45,000

Module 2 is N75,000

Tool Kit is N7,500

There's a discount of 15% for BVs. Discount ends on Mon 6th July, 2015.

Please indicate that you are a SDK BV for you to get a discount. 

(Pass Code: KORK 1).

For more information, please contact Martwayne on

Tel: +234 813 298 7824

WhatsApp: +234 809 787 6075

e-mail: twilliams@martwayne.com

Pin: 2AC0E9AD

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IN HOUSE TICKETING OFFICER

Do you need to book your flight ticket to any part of the world at competitive prices? Do you need to make hotel reservations? I offer these services and more. You can call me at any point in the day and I'll find you the best prices. 

Perks of booking with brown sugah?

1. I will send your boarding pass to you, 24hours before your take off time( no more long check in queues)

2. You can call me at anytime to make changes to your bookings.

3. I'm available to book for you 24/7.

I'm just one call away, please call 08095220538 or email brownsugah234@gmail.com

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IN HOUSE NEWS TESTIMONY

Dear Stella, this is my first time of writing in.  Firstly I want you to know your blog is a blessing as well as an entertaining piece. I don’t think you realize how many lives you touch daily beyond the usual banter and aproko gist. May God continue to reward you richly.

Now to my reason of writing; I had fibroids and at some point last month, I finally came to a point where I decided enough is enough - time to get rid of this thing that has been holding me down. I began the process of removing it by seeing doctors and starting with the dreaded HSG. In addition, I kept reading up online as much as I could. At that point, I was still scared a bit and a little undecided as to when I would go for the operation itself.

And so on that glorious day, I was reading your blog as usual. I was specifically reading Thursday in house news when one comment screamed out to me:http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/05/thursday-in-house-news_21.html?m=1

It was from Anonymous 21 May 2015 at 15:26. For a moment, I opened my eyes and closed it again in disbelief. It was almost like an extension of me talking. By the way I was the next anonymous who commented directly under her. I remember being in daze after I'd read her comment. It almost seemed like I was the one who wrote it. That anonymous seemed to have her surgery date all panned out and all and in that moment something moved within my spirit.

It was almost like a confirmation from God saying ''my daughter, fear not, you are on the right track'' I got even more strength from that anonymous lady which in itself was an irony because she was feeling a bit down with the whole thing but I don't think she realized even then she was a channel of blessing and strength to another. It was almost like God was telling me ''my daughter, this is the time. That’s a single lady getting on and you are here still dilly dallying. C'mon don’t be scared, choose a date and get going! I am with you''

That night, I prayed for that lady from the depth of my heart because I felt her heart cry in that comment. I also thanked God for the little pointers he was giving me on mine. I am glad to say I didn’t have to wait for MONTHS again like I thought I would. I prayerfully went on for my procedure and just last month the fibroid was removed. It was a smooth and successful operation and I am recuperating beautifully. Coincidentally I ended up doing mine in the north as well.

I want to thank the following people who commented on that comment: Viva Ciara, Ukbliss, CharisMAticDIVA and not forgetting the wonderful lady who spurred me on with the original comment. I trust you are done with yours and you are up and about. Don’t you worry dear; God will reach out and address all your other concerns.

I want people on this blog to know that in as much as we play around and call out people as well; your comments also breathe life into people. Your comments give hope, strength,  encouragement and peace. I didn’t think I would say this from SDK BLOG but I am a living testimony and I will come and rejoice again when the patter of tiny feet arrives.

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DRINKS DISPENSER FOR SALE

I will like to sell this cocktail/drink dispenser at 10K. Its new and in perfect working condition. I reside in Ibadan.

This Drinks Dispenser is the ideal solution for serving drinks at parties, BBQs and buffets. Featuring a dispensing tap, lid and a space inside for ice. This dispenser is perfect for easily filling with cocktails, juice or soft drinks. It takes more than three gallons. See attached pictures.

contact: WhatsApp:08028938891

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21carat gold engagement ring and wedding band for sale

I have a 21carat gold engagement ring and matching gold band for sale.

Its new and for slim finger.

For a give away price of 60 thousand for both rings though they cost more.

Thanks all and God bless.

eveemore@yahoo.co.uk

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Soft copy of the book "lady in waiting"

 Please I am making a plea to the house, anyone that has the soft copy of the book "Lady in waiting" by Jackie Kendall should please send me a copy. Also any book by Max Lucado. I ordered for the book from a book dealer but its out of stock and it will take a while for her to re-stock. Incase anyone has the hardcopy to sell or give out in Abuja,I don't mind coming to pick it up. Thanks. Cheers.Here is my email: luvmypals1@yahoo.com

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IN NEED OF YOUR LEFT OVER

Please dear bvs, I am a single mum and need help wit clothes, shoes, or bags which you don't need again. It has not been easy taking care of myself and son. Things are so hard that I cant even buy anything for myself.

Please any Bv who has these items should please help me and God in his infinite mercies will reward you immensely.

I reside in Port harcourt. I am a size 10 for clothes and size 39 in shoes.

God bless you Stella. God bless you all. Thanks once again.

My no is 08104066899

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MEMO TO GTBANK

Dear Gtbank, as a well respected bank in the financial circle, its was shocking to experience what transpired between one of my staff in your bank on the 1st of July 2015... if you check your Anthony branch CCTv you will notice that a crime was committed in your banking hall with a staff of yours and security operatives as accomplice. My staff on the queue about to deposit money was approached by one of yours who asked to help her and one other lady pay in their money by decongesting the line. 

Immediately she gave him the cash another member of the cartel in the role of an elderly uneducated man distracted her with a request for assistance to fill a deposit form, and before she realised it amidst the pardoned BVN customers, the man who took her deposit slip and money disappeared...almost 100k. Before I involved the police who presently has their alerts on, other customers said its almost a daily occurrence. Intact the lady who appeared as a second victim was actually part of the clique. 

I demanded for the bank manager and the reason why the bank security will keep such crime within their gate-house and a woman (marketing head) appeared as lead...which means she is standing in for manager who is on leave. Please for bankers, does branch managers go on leave and to hand over branch to a transit marketer. This incident is being toyed with by your bank and I will use every medium to alert the world until justice is done and your internal crooks apprehended.

note

I am not reporting this to blackmail GTB,it's just for justice i seek for and for people to learn from this.

I hear The CCTV was released and four internal staff was involved in this.people please beware.

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RE: PLEA FOR BABY FOOD AND CLOTHES

Hi Stella! Sorry this is coming late,I just read the comments of

yesterday in house news,truly there are ministering ANGELS on the

blog,we got calls from people that are ready to help,even a student

called me to offer help. Please Stella,there is an anonymous BV in the

UK that asked for my children's size( they are 10months old twins boy

and girl and 8yr old boy) I tried replying under her comment but could

not. To the Bvs that called me, may God in His infinite mercies

continue to bless and guide,provide,when you call on Him He would be

available and He would answer you. Thanks all and God bless you Stella

for this opportunity. My husband got a call from a bv this morning,I

pray he gets the job.

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Fairly new samsung Galaxy S5 (gold coloured) for SALE

‎Goodmorning to all my fellow Bvs...Fairly new and clean Samsung Galaxy S5 (golden colour) for sale @ affordable price.just 66k it is all yours..everything working perfectly well...interested buyer should contact BBM Pin 5664A62E or call 08090373719....first come first serve

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ERRAND GIRL AT YOUR SERVICE

The weekend is here again.
Please, if you need a One-time assistance or have errands to run such as;

- GENERAL Household Chores
- Grocery shopping
- New parent help (nursing mothers)
- Non-medical care at home (for the elderly)
- Pick up and drop-off services (e.g dry cleanings)
- Gifts delivery
- Assist during events
- Packing and unpacking
- e.t.C
Kindly contact me and I'll respond sharply. I'M YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!

This especially goes for those who live in Lagos and on the Island (IKOYI, LEKKI, VICTORIA ISLAND, AJAH axes) for now (will expand as time goes on).

WORKING DAYS: WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS

Tel: 08177196054, 07038803727
Email: sendme.errands@gmail.com

I have some shoki to share with fellow BVs. Abeg make una help me manage am.
ETISALAT .. 0433 6874 7152 848
ETISALAT..  3736 6333 8883 595
MTN ... 6702 0802 2144 5664
MTN ... 7741 3349 1271 6360

God bless you all.
Long live SDK, SDK blog and SDK Bvs!!!

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VACANCY

Quibec and Fluid Concepts, a logistics and haulage company is recruiting for an experienced truck driver.

Expertise with driving 911 trucks and large haulage trucks is mandatory.  Driver must have knowledge and experience with the nationwide road network, as the job involves driving inter-state.

Interested applicants should contact 07066346170 or 08101581225 for more information.

Thank you.

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Signing off,

STELLA DIMOKO KORKUS

Journalist le ala carte,le wifey,le mama,le side chic,le friend..hahahhahaha

Proud social entrepreneur toh bad gan.

IN HOUSE NEWS SPECIAL

Good afternoon Stella and blog visitors. 

I want to hook my elder sis up with a man for a serious relationship that will lead to marriage. She is a very nice person, and beautiful within and outside. 

You may ask why then is she not married? Most men in her life, came for what
 they will get from her, and that she didn't want. 

Please I want only serious minded people who at least have what they do for a living to mail her on vicky.kalas@yahoo.com. 

N/B: ONLY MEN FROM AGES 40 AND ABOVE. Scammers una no need to try cos e no go work. Thank you so much Stella. 

IN SEARCH OF LOVE AND COMMITMENT

Hi Stella, i am Akin, an easy going, intelligent, hardworking and fun loving guy.

I have participated in the singles and mingle post and most of the people I've been fortunate to talk to  are merely bored attention seekers who get tired after few weeks.

I gave up on finding true love because i am the chairman of the friend zone committee in my area. Ladies be like...... Oh, you're so cute and adorable but we can only be friends.

I just want to love and feel that connection with someone who is willing to settle down and ready for commitment.

I am 28, a computer analyst for a Telecoms Firm. Age isn't a barrier as long as you're matured.

My friend got married last year and had his first child three weeks ago. He recently told me he met his wife through this channel and you need to see them together, they are like siblings.
Abeg, who no like better thing, i wan meet someone special too.

ackinteryo@gmail.com

People were already even hooking up before singles mingles post and that was what even encouraged me,I pray that you find love through this channel the way your friend did