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Wednesday, June 03, 2015

Wednesday LOL







Or........''I am so broke''
''If you broke,wetin you wan call me? I don pieces sef''!

 LOL

 Any other examples?





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87 comments:

  1. ANGELRAY4SDK3 June 2015 at 13:34

    3 guys dey toast me ooh, ha, ur own better set, more than 7 guys say them wan marry me. Lol

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    1. I Hold my side3 June 2015 at 14:10

      Ha hahahahahahahahahahaha, my mum asked me yesterday when im going to get married, your own is better o, just asked??, i dont even have peace of mind again in our house, my mum doesn't let me drink water and drop the cup without talking about me settling down, even my aunties and uncles sef, my pastor and his wife too, even my neighbours.
      Lol

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    2. I Hold my side3 June 2015 at 14:13

      Ogaaaa!
      Chairmannnn!
      Masterrrr, ha! My leader.
      Na you be lord o
      No o, you na oga pata pata......brosssss!

      On and on........lol

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    3. I Hold my side3 June 2015 at 14:16

      I dey hungry o, na only rice I eat this morning,
      Ha, you even eat this morning, me I Neva chop since last night sef !Lol

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    4. LOoola3 June 2015 at 14:58

      LooooL!

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    5. LOoola3 June 2015 at 14:59

      LooooL!

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    6. Nextiebee3 June 2015 at 16:13

      Lmao

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    7. Udu3 June 2015 at 16:17

      A : I wanted to vote for PDP o but the way this Fayose of a Man is behaving, I've changed my mind, I'm not voting for anyone again . B: Tor, I don't even have Voter's Card.

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    8. BLOGLORD (MVBM)3 June 2015 at 17:47

      HahhhahahhahahA
      Warri girl your head is there.
      "Oga-chairman , Master- my leader"
      Lmao! Correct!!!!
      U go fear return hailing naa

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  2. BLOGLORD (MVBM)3 June 2015 at 13:34

    Lol
    Can't even think of any.

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    1. I Hold my side3 June 2015 at 14:17

      We never get light since morning o
      Since morning??? We never get light for one year now. Lol

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  3. Jeni_zee 3 June 2015 at 13:34

    Lmao.so true,nobody wan carry last whether good or bad

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    1. ELENA (HER MAJESTY)3 June 2015 at 14:22

      Hahaha @one point or the other,we'v all been guilty of these

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  4. Unknown3 June 2015 at 13:34

    *I once told my sister I was broke and she replied "If you are broke, then I a broken" LOL!!*

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    1. Unknown3 June 2015 at 15:22

      if u say u are broke dey wl say me sef na the broke gangan. lol.

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  5. Shantelle3 June 2015 at 13:36

    That's Nigerians for you. They will always want the other person to know they are also going tru a dilemma and it's worse than theirs..

    But what can we do???

    Its in our blood mehn.

    Lol

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  6. Chidinma Grace3 June 2015 at 13:37

    My throat de call me fire wood, mine don dry kpata kpata.

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  7. Anointed3 June 2015 at 13:39

    I nor well at all,your own better,I don die already#lol#

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  8. Unknown3 June 2015 at 13:39

    If u broke, me am break cos broke is past break is present.... so na me e hold pass.

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  9. Anointed3 June 2015 at 13:39

    I nor well at all,your own better,I don die already#lol#

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  10. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 13:39

    LMAO! na so o...make the other person no con dey look for sympathy

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  11. Anointed3 June 2015 at 13:40

    I nor well at all,your own better,I don die already#lol#

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  12. Hanni3 June 2015 at 13:40

    This exam i nu too write...ur own better pass my own,u even write,me nu write anything na God i dey look so.lol

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  13. Unknown3 June 2015 at 13:41

    My boyfriend is so anoying......
    Ah your own boyfriend na learner where annoying dey, my own boyfriend get skosko!

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  14. Yori Yori Princess3 June 2015 at 13:41

    no shishi gum man.. dat is overbroke.

    what is btw... i want to know what it means. not used to slang

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    1. Charming3 June 2015 at 14:05

      By the way

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    2. KingRex3 June 2015 at 14:21

      Mgbeke feeling funky....Lmao.

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    3. Unknown3 June 2015 at 14:24

      Btw means by the way @loveme jeje.

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    4. Jiguesa3 June 2015 at 14:41

      By the way, Loveme jeje loveme tender.......u are my sugar my honey my tender lover....if u say u love me I'd stay forever....

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    5. Eka Joy3 June 2015 at 14:52

      By the way

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    6. LOoola3 June 2015 at 14:59

      By the way

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  15. Unknown3 June 2015 at 13:42

    Lmao My body dey pain me, ur own better na only pain my own dey do me like person wey carry 10bags of cement for head.

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  16. Chidinma Grace3 June 2015 at 13:44

    My throat de call me fire wood. Hmmm my own don dry kpata kpata.

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  17. KingRex3 June 2015 at 13:45

    LMAO. Me: I don tire
    You: I weak pass fried dodo.

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  18. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 13:47

    Lol in wafi u tell someone my head burn (meaning I don't have any money) the person will reply that even me my head roast lol ....rep wafidi

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  19. Unknown3 June 2015 at 13:47

    omo i dey see my period. E red die for my side.

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  20. $honiE3 June 2015 at 13:48

    me:my bf is stingy ooo
    friend:ur own good,my own manage his breath sef

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    1. Anonymous4 June 2015 at 01:55

      @shonie u killed it..hahahhah..aahah..ahh....*faints

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  21. F.M.O3 June 2015 at 13:53

    Stella my comments are not showing through the app.

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    1. Unknown3 June 2015 at 18:30

      U even have the app, I can't download d app.

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    2. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 22:26

      Hahahahaha good one Frank

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    3. Anonymous4 June 2015 at 01:12

      LOL......@ Frankin. Good one. Perfect example. *omojeje*

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    4. Anonymous4 June 2015 at 01:26

      Hahahahaha

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    5. Unknown4 June 2015 at 13:14

      HahHahHaha,c example

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  22. Unknown3 June 2015 at 13:55

    Over dry dey worry me!

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  23. radiant D3 June 2015 at 13:56

    No money o
    My dear na everywhre he dey o

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  24. lami3 June 2015 at 14:00

    That's what makes us unique.

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  25. Thelma's cake world3 June 2015 at 14:03

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    LMAO!!!!...nigerians are damn funny!!
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  26. Charming3 June 2015 at 14:03

    Me:Chai!see rashes all over my body
    Colleague: Ur own good,Na chicken pox wan finish my body so...and cold dey catch me join.
    Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

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    1. Who'sThatGirl3 June 2015 at 14:50

      Lol.... Especially in negative complaints, its one of the ways Nigerians tells people they can't help them. They glorify their own situation so that the other person loose whatever expectations they had.

      "Oh boy how far na I dey H o since morning"
      "My guy na una place I dey even ready to come sef whether una get small thing nothing don't touch mouth since yesterday"

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    2. Who'sThatGirl3 June 2015 at 15:46

      *tell
      *lose

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    3. Who'sThatGirl3 June 2015 at 15:47

      *magnify

      It is well

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    4. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 22:27

      Lol she say na it is well

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  27. Miss Ess3 June 2015 at 14:09

    Hahahahahahahaha so so so true

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  28. Unknown3 June 2015 at 14:16

    Lol

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  29. Nora Nelson3 June 2015 at 14:22

    As I dey so ehn,I dey look for cash seriously..me na torch and candle I dey use take look for cash o..

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  30. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 14:31

    I don't think it's competition. It's our unique way of dialogue. All above funny die sha

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  31. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)3 June 2015 at 14:36

    Cold dey catch me
    your own better all my ribs dey pain me including catarrh n cough.

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  32. Da Diva3 June 2015 at 14:39

    Me: as so hungry, na only tea I had since morning
    Her: your own even better I never eat since last night. 😃😃

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  33. Ice Queen3 June 2015 at 14:40

    No one

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  34. Da Diva3 June 2015 at 14:41

    Me: am hungry I only had tea since morning
    Her: your own better I never chop since last night.
    Am like WTF

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  35. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 14:44

    Me:Am so broke....
    Reply:your own better pass mine own I Don turn to broker if you carry me turn upside down one naira no go drop..
    Me:Am just managing
    Reply:you get wetin u dey manage ,me I never see anytin to say I dey manage...

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  36. David Iyke3 June 2015 at 14:54

    I don tyre, me i don tube join self.Naija na wa true true!

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  37. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!3 June 2015 at 15:11

    Loooool

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  38. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 15:21

    me: My boobs are so small.

    Chioma: At least it's even small, me na only nipple i get.

    Me: U even have big nipples, my boobs small, nipple too small join am. hahahahaha

    Chioma: At least u have a nice big ass, me na small boobs and small ass, nothing nothing. mtcheww.

    Real conversation.

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  39. Otaswifey chat me up for your classy traditional marriage aso - oke at the most affordable rate3 June 2015 at 15:25

    Bisi: bola, i'm 26 and my bf is not talking marriage

    Bola: your own better, i'm 32 and i dont have a bf

    Naija i hail

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  40. mzmaris3 June 2015 at 15:31

    Lol....me: my mumsi can quarrel....
    You: ur own beta sef ..my mama na "Ojionu" masquerade

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  41. Unknown3 June 2015 at 15:42

    Me:I dey vex like craze friend:if u dey vex like craze dat means ur vex dey learn where my vex dey cos I dey vex like mad....

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  42. Favour3 June 2015 at 15:50

    Me: my oga
    Friend : boss
    Me : me boss ke you wey be oga pata pata

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  43. Yori Yori Princess3 June 2015 at 16:06

    Thanks charming. i thought btw is between

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  44. Moncoeur's behbeh3 June 2015 at 17:04

    My boyfriend money de stammer, e de spend very little on me.
    Ah ur own better, my boyfriend own na audio, i de only see am but i no de even touch am sef talkless of spend.

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  45. Evergreen cutie3 June 2015 at 17:56

    Lmao

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  46. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 18:05

    I don die with laugh oo@ stammer and audio. Hey najia no dey carry last.

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  47. Cheeomaah3 June 2015 at 18:53

    Chioma: My toes are short
    Nonye: Your toes fine die!...mine is nothing to write village about.

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  48. ezpranzoevents-concept3 June 2015 at 19:30

    that's our uniqueness.....

    If the road to your house is bad

    Wait till you visit my own nkorodo...***winks***

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  49. Unknown3 June 2015 at 20:58

    Nna ehn I de H..
    Me: Hmmm only H?..ur own beta..like dis I de catwalk for hunger.

    sisi I Don creh...i de nid money pass central bank.
    Me: if u wey single no responsibilities de complain werin make me wey carry bukata com talk.my condition criticah na dat bank I nid rob.

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  50. Anonymous3 June 2015 at 21:15

    Laughing is good medcn..God bless naija

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  51. Unknown3 June 2015 at 23:19

    Lmaooooooooo

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  52. Olaide Davies.4 June 2015 at 00:36

    I don laugh tire, naija we funny die .

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  53. Unknown8 June 2015 at 21:40

    Jezzzzz this is crazily funny, ,i laff sotey my breathe seize btw my bf stingy die with money,ur own good my own stingy with his breath

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