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Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Tuesday In House News.


I hail oh!......*day dreaming*





 MEMO TO CYNHAMS CAKES AND PASTRIES
Hello Stella bae,please I want to learn how to bake and make pastries from cynhams cake.I am a part-time student who reside in nyanya.please if cynhams cake can please teach me for free or a token.thank you for this platform.I can be reached on 08059555232.


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A MILLION THANKS

Dear Stella,

I write to thank you for your assistance in placing the link to my e-book on your popular blog. It has helped in increasing the number of downloads of the book. However, it is not over until it is over. The competition is still on and I am still appealing to you to continue to place the link on your blog once in a while so I can continue to receive some downloads from that end. 

I am not trying to abuse the help you have given to me so far, it is because other bloggers which I had also asked for assistance refused to help and I need to win the competition hence my continuous running to you for assistance. Once again, here is the link: https://freeditorial.com/en/books/a-clash-of-traditions. The link should be copied and pasted on the internet browser. When the page opens, then click on PDF.

Again, a million thanks for your great help. God bless you and your family.
Sincerely yours,
Victor Ese A.


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EVENT DECORATOR AT YOUR SERVICE

 I am into event decoration and I am very good at it. I will give a very  great discount to bvs that will like me to decorate their events and I can also work on your budget. I can be reached on seunlux@gmail.com



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Plots of land for sale at Ajah
1. 2 Plots of land for sale at Ajah (fenced)


2. A 3 bedroom bungalow setback on a plot of land at Ajah

For more enquires call: +2348168008014


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LAND FOR SALE
I have plots of land at Eagle Island, Eliozu, Rukpokwu, Igwruta, airport road, mgbuoba, Aluu,Choba, Omagwa and Rumuagholu,  buildings at Ikwerre Road, Dline, Choba and GRA, stores, halls and filing stations for sale and lease in Port Harcourt. They're all genuine. Interested buyers should pls call  07034447143. I'll bring back a sum for any patronage I get from your blog. Thanks


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PROPERTY FOR SALE

16 units of four bed terrace all en suite on Abraham Adesanya estate Ajah for sale. Please interested buyers should call barrister wale on 081‎80115423.


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THANKS TO DAVIDBALLER


"I just want to thank David so much the watch I received from the post office today. Second time I'm winning from him. The watch is too too cute. 100 percent cuter in real and glittery and the heart pendant just makes it so chic. Thank you much again David and Stella. May Allah bless you."




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SAVE OUR NEEDY THANK YOU

Hello Stella, I want to  thank you for what you are doing In helping
the needy. I was one of the beneficiary of One bag one child from the NGO
save our needy that took place 1st of June, and I want to say thank
you,  the kids were grateful and happy .I would've loved to send in some
pictures but I am unable to, so on behalf of the kids and myself  i am
saying a big thank you to you, and save our needy. God bless.


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NEEDLEWORKS JUST FOR YOU.


My name is Oluwatimilehin Salako. I'm introducing a novel and creative artwork (Needleworks) to you and BVs. Attached to this email are pictures. Needleworks is handmade with needles and ribbons, and sold by me. It was borne out of the urge to use a different medium to make artworks more realistic. I do this at home in my creative studio and I foresee a prospect for this novel innovation locally and internationally. I seek patronage and possible partnership from interested persons. Prices are affordable and negotiable.  Interested persons should please contact:
nidleworks@gmail.com
Phone no: 08104910238, 08051693854







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SHOE GIVEAWAY

Good day Stella,top of the day to you. Thank you for this opportunity to give here.God bless you am giving out the first two shoes here the black is size 40 and the yellow is size 39.the last giveaway was just one pair am making it two pairs this time.all you have to do is send an email to us on peeaccessories@gmail.com 
whatsaap 08053903532.God bless you all God bless sdk blog.       
 Thank you

Madam the pics of the shoes didnt come through..so please show it to the people who will contact you.thank you.


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VACANCY

‎Hi Stella,good evening.how was your day? Great job you are doing.keep it up.kindly assist post this. A school is recruiting for teachers minimum qualification is OND,drivers and cleaners.                       
   The school is Perfecta Montessori,located in Asaba.it is on havillah suites way ie after Benizia hotel,towards orchid hotel.you can locate it off summit by Benizia hotel street or Dbs,the road opposite orchid hotel. 
God's grace as you apply.
 Another Hotel Definite destiny is looking for an accountant.salary is 40k.it is located after chinedu oko plaza along the express.same Asaba!


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APPRECIATION AND VACANCY

I was the person that asked for a photographer a few weeks ago on your blog.i'm happy I got a really patient , understanding person from your blog. He worked with us like he had known me for years . At first ,my sister was really scared of paying money into his account but the way I convinced her not to worry cos the photographer was from Stella's blog is still a shock !

I'm also in need of a female corper/undergraduate  who can work on the island. She must hv a good negotiation and convincing skills . She must also be able speak well.  I can be contacted via my telephone no: 08180126513, thanks.



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A SEASONED HOME TUTOR WITH RELEVANT EXPERIENCE IN AWKA

PLease I am a young graduate with a degree from one of the federal Universities in the country and have taught in several secondary schools already. I am currently in Awka, Anambra state for my PG programme.

Please I write to appeal to BVs who are based in Awka and in need of a HOME TUTOR  with prerequisite experience to handle their kids to contact me on
Whatsapp  08153508913
BBM 24DD91B3

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SHOKI AAANH - THANK YOU BOSE


Etisalat-6554 9629 1691 003
Etisalat -3251 9508 7732 981
Glo - 150 898013335802
Mtn - 9686 0098 8632
Mtn - 5949 3875 3316
Mtn - 1311 0443 1663
Mtn - 0780 2988 6872
Mtn - 5662 8408 1850
Stella  you rock God bless you much

Bose bae,I love you plenty!...thanks


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HELP ME PREPARE FOR MY EXAMS
Hi stella and everyone
My name is Nma and i would like to get in touch with people from my
profession (Accounting), preferably those who had gone through the
ACCA and ICAN phase and qualified.
Am planning to write as soon as possible,
 and i need someone who had gone through the process to encourage
and assure me that I CAN. I keep hearing tales (scary ones) about how
difficult it is, and i can't afford to fail(the money involve no be
beans o)
Thanks
Whattsapp: 0708 675 8497
Bb : 7C5EF1D6


This wan when you take style add phone number and bbm pin like say na singles mingle...*side eyes*

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PATRONAGE APPEAL

Hi Stella,you posted my plea for patronage last month and I got a few
offers but most of them didn't turn up,then someone contacted me and I
made her dress and she liked it..I'm in need of more patronage and
even those that contacted me before please come back ooo,I need your
patronage.You can contact me on whatsapp/call 08068100910...Here is my
little token of appreciation/shoki...I'll do more when I get more
customers.                            
 MTN:
9830 9222 0538.
  7469 2336 6941.    
     GLO
:178 6994 8376 1389.
 178 69943732 9301.          

 AIRTEL
:1434 6962 8667 9616.
 1553 2057 6640 6757


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ELIXIR NEEDS YOUR PATRONAGE
Elixir Procurement Limited is into LPFO supply,ropes such as mooring ropes,steel wire ropes,fibre ropes etc, lifting slings,lifting belts,webbing slings and the likes. We also deal in fittings like shackles and hooks too.
We sell cars (new,tokunbo,naija used, hire purchase or outright purchase). Based in Lagos but can deliver our goods and services nationwide.
 Kindly contact Seun on 08056315783. email ‎elixirpremiumltd@yahoo.com. Bb pin 2738CE44.






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TYPEARLS  DECORATIVE TRAINING FOR SDK BLOG VISITORS

Thanks Maam,
it was a great turnout at the concluded Decoration training. See some of the participants below.

God bless you continue to empower others.
Christina,
Typearls lifestyle




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Career Enhancement Global Consultants
We are into a small scale consultancy business known as Career Enhancement Global Consultants (C.E.G.C).We liase with Foreign Universities to create a platform to meet with Nigerian students who want to study abroad.We are having an exhibition in Kaduna on the 4th of June 2015 @ the Crocodile hotel and restaurant 7B kanta Road Kaduna from 10am.Representatives from Asia Pacific University Malaysia will be there for a one on one session with students and fast tracked admission process.Postgraduate programs are also available.
pls ma, we would appreciate if u can use your blog which is a respectable platform to help us create awareness. 
 Onono Sani(08058992052,07064912825).




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AMEBO GIST.
This was supposed to be posted for Saturday but it is so funny that i decided that those who read these amebo gists can as well have a good laugh today...I don laugh tire cos it brings back memories of when we used to be forced to do
things with sleepy eyes and how one would just keep plotting..too funny.


Stella una weldone oh,na when you said make we begin send our stories
nai I remember this one. I happen when we were still living with my
papa and mama. My papa was a staunch catholic(may his soul rest in
peace) so that time every morning that kind 4oclock when sleep still
hold us for eye ,my papa will wake us up for morning, for rosary and
after that rosary we will start preparing for morning mass. 

We will pray the rosary for morning,pray am for night before sleep and na 15
decades I de too long(some catholics here will understand,so whenever
we wan pray am my dad will keep cain for corner then ask my elder
sister to lead us. 

The rosary my mama go pray pray oooo sleep, small
time my dad go tap am 'mama ngozi ina ekpezikwa' (mama ngozi are u
still praying) and this my mum and dad they are very strict. As a
strict mum na my mama no go like make we know say she de sleep untop
prayer,so she go take style open eye begin pray number 5 whereas we
dey number 2. So that time the thing de worry me and my siblings well
well because after that rosary na morning mass straight and our church
far small with all the sleep weh de our eye our papa go carry us like
that de go morning mass.


 If we reach because he de like stay for front seat,me and my sibling go select back seat for church begin sleep. So one day my brodas come plan say we no go de attend this morning mass again because atimes we de sleep for class if we reach school. 

My elder brother plan finish we come join am. That morning as normal
routine we pray rosary finish,my papa carry us begin go morning mass
with our mama . 'ujunwa? sir, where is ekene? papa he don comot
,(ekene is my elder brother). I get one woman weh de sell something
,weh you go pass her shop (mama osy) before you reach church, so my
brother went and hide beside that mama osy shop. You know say if we de
go de morning mass we de pray the rosary along the road before we
reach church. So as we de reach mama osy shop, my elder sister begin
raise voice de pray de rosary make my brother know say na us de come.
Immediately he heard my sister voice ,my brother came out with his
overall white and white stockings in his hands and legs begin wave
hand as if he wants to fly, my papa throway bible, my mama raise her
wrapper carry for hand all of us begin run, if you see my papa, usain
bolt no run pass am, my mama de run de shout 'papa ngozi egbuo mu oo,
papa ngozi egbuo mu oo. 

We come follow dem de run till we reach house.
Na in the morning naim my sister go, pick that bible. Since then
5oclock morning mass close, if day break around 6 my papa go begin go
im mass. Na only on Saturdays we de go our own.

Thanks for this gist abeg



Signing out with stomach cramps..lol

STELLAKORK
Blognalist and proud social entrepreneur.






254 comments:

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    1. The best amebo gist so far....
      I laugh sotey I fall for ground.. na your type suppose receive that award...

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    2. Timilehin Salako, I absolutely love ur needlework. I wish I could invest in it. Do not give up on ur dreams, u would go far internationally too, u could even patent ur work
      David Baller continue ur parshia, abi na only ur BV babe u dey give?
      Amebo gist was really funny
      Happy new month fam

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    3. Please can anyone recommend a really, really good spa/massage parlour in Abuja?
      Don't want all these regular ones where all they do is rub loads of oil on your body and send you off!
      Please anyone who knows a real good one, complete with all the amenities should just come under my comment and leave a recommendation, thanks.

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  2. upon all my effort all the cards are gone.....it is well.

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  3. Stella ur cramps never go?
    Sowie sweety!

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  4. Today wey I say mke I hustle 4 richy, u guys are fster dn usin bolt I give up

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  5. THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    IHN make sense scarra!!!
    SterraKORK,you and this ur cramps,ogini kwa?hope al is well...
    God bless this blogfam..
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  6. Omg...dat amebo made me laff so hard.choi,it have tey i read funny amebo gist.thumbs up

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  7. Yayyy...Stella, thanks for posting my mail,God bless you plenty! *big grin*

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  8. yay!!!....i was just telling my colleague at work that if i don't load recarge card today,then 80% of this cards have been used before it is sent in. But i recharged the two(sorry pls oo) etisalat credit sent in worth 1,200.Thank you Bose, God bless you real good.

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  9. I drop a single comment
    And then it sends a raving mad lunatic to shamelessly display her madness all over the place like a headless chicken.
    Buahhaahhahahaha
    The frustration is real mehnnn....

    No peace for the wicked. No peace for the guilty.
    Craze, onye ala, ewu 10,000, Oya continue. Start your craze. You can't give up now, u must never give up. Show this honourable blog how retarded you've become.
    Your space? Always under my comment, always under me - for the slave that you are.
    Oya! Start to craze.
    Kikikikikikiii


    Ihn rocks! Stella nwuye Korkus, chop kiss. Infact come lemme give u some sugar darling. U r d bestest!



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    1. Respect your old age, mama.

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    2. U love attention too much shut it ugly old bitch

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    3. Stop fooling your old age on this blog, u are not the only one here. U and ur frustrated clique like turning every post about yourselves

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  10. Love the needle work, its beautiful

    That amebo gist got me rolling, was just picturing everything. Hahahhah

    IHN always my best post. Thanks to all the givers

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  11. Come o,na ghost dey load this card.Una dey try 😁

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  12. Ok this is so FUNNY I laughed out loud in the office. People begin dey look me sey wetin dey happen? LMAO

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  13. God bless Bvs,see shoki every where,i luv those needle work

    *********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS******

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  14. That novel and creative artwork is beautiful,am still looking for african painting to put on my wall.the Amebo gist though hahahaha

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  15. Wow! And d shoki is gone already..

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  16. The way some people dey target this Richard cards eh! No be here o!shuo!!fastest fingers..Lol

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  17. Hi fellow sDK pls help a sister out. I had a 2.2 in anatomy from one of the state universities, I intend to do masters in public health. Just want to know if anyone v an idea of any school that offer such in Nigeria or anyother possible advice you can give me. Thanks for your concern.

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  18. Hahahahaha! My God see me laughing like a mad man at that church amebo gist. That 15 decade alone e no easy Lol.
    Good afternoon everyone!

    Your comment will be visible after approval

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  19. Please I need info about Accounting software training here in Lagos for my new job.
    I want to book for a private training.PLEASE HELP!!! Leave their info below lemme get back to them..Thanks

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  20. So Dats aw I missed shoks with my Lil sleep. 1 min it's 12.55 and fiam 1.07 Don knack. .. Nawa oo!! Na so person dey miss kingdom of God oo.

    debi

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  21. God bless all the givers. For the amebo gist i don laugh tire ,good old days of parents and children not now that parents are too busy to pray together with their children.Good old days children sit together and eat from one bowl most especially eba wonder if they still do it .

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  22. IHN filled with shoki but glo won't allow me load #sobs#

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  23. That gist was so hilarious. I haven't laughed with water trickling down my face in a long time. The posted needs 10k reward for this week and next-week, Cos no amebo can ever beat this one.

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    1. Best amebo gist.
      I was visualising the papa tearing race and the mama running n looking around for the kids at once.

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    2. That gist was so funny that I had to share with my DH who also laughed very hard. Thanks for making us laugh so much.
      God bless all the givers in the house.
      Enough uncle Richy in the house.
      Stella gute besserung mein schatz.
      Have a nice day folks.

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  25. na ghost dey load all these cards abi

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  26. Miracle Working Stella Since 19kokoro, Givers Never Lack

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  27. OMG! That gist is hilarious. I almost peed my pants on top this malaria wey hold me. Papa Ngozi e gbuo mo!

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    1. And your comment just made me laughed the more.... hahaha.
      Osondu agwu ike.

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    2. Aaww speedy recovery dearie.

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  28. Pele o Stella nwunye Korkus... Lol @ signing out wt stomach cramps..

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  29. bwahahahahaaaa
    Amebo gist is so funny...laughed so tey , water dey comot for my eyes

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  30. Funny amebo. Honestly, early morning sleep sweet die. *still laughing*

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  31. Hahahahahahaha, I can't stop laughing at dt Amebo gist! Chei! Una too much o. All these Shoki aaah wey una de share here o, without allowing slow fingers like us to benefit from, dia is God o. IHN today's signing out is epic, oh my God, u guys are wicked o. Make I read comment. Bc am still laughing n can't type more things.

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  32. Dis amebo gist get as e be oooo..... After all d hype I begin ask myself wat is funny in dis amebi gist? Hian stella stella make I read comments. .........

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    1. Oh thank God i'm not d only one dat did not find d amebo gist funny.

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  33. That gist funny die Lmao. The needle work is very beautiful. God bless Bose for Richard, David baller oshe. IHN making sense since 1900.

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  34. LMAO this amebo gist got me cracking... Jeez ahahhahhaahaha

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  35. That's gist oo.. Lwkmd4h. I was just picturing it in my head

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  36. Winchy winchy hands don take the cards finish. anyway i did not bother to load because na last i go carry.

    congrats to all the winners and losers oo.

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  37. The pictures aren't loading. Can't see anything.

    Hilarious gist. Could picture the whole scenario in m mind's eye. Lol

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  38. The Amebo Gist funny die. Gosh, I've been laughing since. The lady with the ribbon needle work I love your work keep it up. SDK I love you scatter

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  39. D gist is so funny... I laff no be small.... there r some ghost on dis blog aswear! how una take de load d card before Stella post am? Nwunye Kork ndo for d cramp...

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  40. Lmao, oh my, this bv's gist made me laugh so hard. The gist make sense die. That ur bros is too much oh. In fact he's very sensible. Una must be family of comedians. Lol.

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  41. OMG!!! The amebo gist is funny abeg, all those Catholic Dads practice the doctrine more than the Pope. My Dad has a very big and long rosary in the house,like 60 inches,he puts it on whenever he's troubled. We always laugh at him.

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  42. Aaahh,I missed all the shoki
    No memo?
    No drama??

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  43. @Clara Udeh,obviously u'v been looking for d opportunity to attack me n u got it when I addressed someone else(not u o) under ur comment thread...ur comment really cracked me up n I instantly felt d urge to say a word of prayer for u,which I did...i'm sure it's cos of my reply to ur MIL comment a while back,I apologise if u found it offensive. Sisi Clara,it seems u feel u have a lotta haters here,but believe it or not i'm not one of dem(who will be stupid enuff to love or hate ppl u don't know n most likely will never meet).Get used to d fact dat we'l not agree on a lotta tins judging by ur previous comments

    Ps: i'm not 36(but i'm not too far from it sha) n why i'm not married yet?i'l share it soon.
    Cheers

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    1. I love peaceful people,ure matured.muaaaah

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    2. My dear sisi Clara wasn't referring to u, she even mentioned the lady's name towards d end, she just used bitch plis as a regular expression, so worry not ur head

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  44. So dry and boring .

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  45. Those Needle works are lovely. Amebo gist really cracked me up. You can deduce from the gist that it's real unlike those made up stories some bvs keep sending.

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  46. Ezenwanyi has started her tribalistic comments against the Yoruba's and I don't Stella is right to publish her comments

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    1. When you were running your mouth saying that Igbos are beast, did we report to steller.

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  47. @ Amebo gist don't i just love u..Lwkmd...

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  48. Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahhah that Amebo gist is really hilarious I laugh tire,i remember when I was in secondary school and my father will wake my brother and I up by 2am to read and that is the time for correct sleep,he stood with us with a cane in his hand,and if my brother or I dare close our eyes because of sleep the cane will land on our back and wake us up,we where fend up with it and we plan something to stop it.hahahhahahahahaha

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  49. Hahahajahahahahahahaha, i really njoyed dis ur gist. Heaven sweet bt nobody wan die, i can imagine d way everything happened dt day. Lol @ papa throway bible begin dey run

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  50. Stella, what's causing your cramps?... please take care of yourself o!
    #sayonara

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  51. Haha haha haha haha, see how people dey look me o, them think say I don't run mad. Hahahahaha

    Chair, yur bro is smart! That's what I was thinking he would do.

    Meanwhile, the person that put up the advert about lands for sale in phc, which real estate firm do you work with? We could do biz you know, in short I'll contact you.

    God bles the givers and recievers, amen!

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  52. Sdk I hail and I love your blog and your works to humanity.

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  53. Lmao! That gist is so funny. The peeps on this blog fast die all the recharge cards have gone. I duff my hat o!

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  54. Tnx for iHn. The BV lookin for undergraduate or corper. Pls wat is the job lk?... also I stay in surulere is it close?

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  55. Lmao.dis Amebo gist is damn funny.

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  56. OMG!!! Dis gist crack me up big tym.laughing wit tears.....dats how funny it is.

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  57. lol@dt amebo gist. Dt was really funny cos I can also relate coming from a catholic background.

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  58. Yea for the first time I laughed to any amebo gist. Twas so funny, I began to imagine the scenerio, lmao

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  59. Oh my oh my kwakwakwa kikikikik dis amebo gist I laugh fall down 4 my shop ooo. David baller dere is God ooo, me sef want dat beautiful watch oo. Make me sef book small space, Em jay I see uuuuu.

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  60. LMAO....
    My Belle ooo!!!
    See me dey laff like craze woman for here.
    This Amebo gist na die oo

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  61. Ihn welcome oo.
    God bless d givers and receivers
    To be able to give when they have.

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  62. Shantelle was Here.

    Brb......

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  63. Stella, but what's the 'causer' of your stomach cramps na?

    Pele oh!

    If ua feeling sick,please come to 9ja, and eat roasted corn and pear, and the sickiness will vanish.

    Pele, mamma.

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  64. LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL papa ngozi dey fear ghost ni?? Upon all the prayers hahahahahahaa CHOI hilarious.... please this is how to send gists *take note ppl*
    Cheers!

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  65. Hahahahahaha that amebo gist was so funny...

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  66. Kai the person wey send this gist/amebo - God bless u.
    I laugh tire, upon all the prayers d man tire race....hahahahahaa

    God bless d givers

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  67. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I have had a good laugh, honestly.

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  68. Amebo gister this your pidgin sef, e no pure. E go dey easier to read if you use 'E' in place of that your 'I'

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  69. Abeg the currency rate between naira and Indonesian currency? Which is higher pls.

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  70. God bless the givers n d receivers,nice watch I likey.

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  71. Chai fast fingers, u na don load ds shoki again....

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  72. The Amebo gist is funny,the participants for Typearl,what's wrong with their faces, plenty shoki today,Seun of Elixir so u are a bv,nice guy,Bvs pls patronise him ooh,I'm sure u won't regret it, ihn boring small today.

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  73. Sgt.Tackleberry2 June 2015 at 14:39

    Hahahahahahaha@ d amebo jist.lol

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  74. Hahahahahah that amebo na die!!! Chai, I can relate to that early morning prayer! My papa show us pepper!! Now him dey pray him prayer alone abeg, he will just ask us to make sure we pray together when we wake up. Because now we dey change am for am o. Which kain waking up by 4am be that na? And we go continue to excuse go wash face till prayer end.

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  75. Thank God i did not miss dis IHN........ I cant help it than laugh out all my illness. Dat made my day!

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  76. David baller. How convenient for someone to win something from u twice. Weldone o. Was really hoping for the wristwatch. No wahala

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  77. The gist is so funny ha.na dis gist surpose to win d 5k

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  78. Hian. This amebo na chronicle of family. Mama nnuku see what you have caused on sdk.

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  79. So much better without amebo gist.will be back to comment.

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  80. Stella nwanyi oma. Jisi ike.
    I missed you all. Muah!

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  81. Welcome ihn


    Space booked, coming back!!

    I no dry tire o!

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  82. Lol..
    That amebo gist brought back memories of my days in a strict catholic boarding school..
    We'd wake up by 3.am everyday,take our baths,and begin the long walk to the catholic church to meet up with the 5am morning mass..
    Being a 10yr old child in jss 1 at the time,it wasn't funny at all..
    I'll will always fall asleep in class,but the good thing about me is that whenever I'm sleeping and the teacher is teaching,in my subconsious I still hear everything the teacher is saying..
    So whenever the teacher wakes me up to ask me a question,I always know the answer even though I was sleeping..
    When I got into jss2,I couldn't take it anymore,I ran away from the school and had to lie to my mum that a classmate of mine was a witch and wants to kill me..

    My mum had no choice but to enroll me in another school..
    And guess what?when I got into the new school,I had to lie that I was a pentecostal member.oh yes,I couldn't go through the whole morning mass and 15 decades again.
    That started my journey into the world of pentecostal.will only attend catholic church when I'm home on vacations..lmao

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  83. aunty stella kai i had tears in my eyes cos of laff ha that amebo e too much. if i was at home na floor i for rool on.hahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahahaha early morning sleep wey sweet wela

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  84. Please can anyone recommend a really, really good spa/massage parlour in Abuja?
    Don't want all these regular ones where all they do is rub loads of oil on your body and send you off!
    Please anyone who knows a real good one, complete with all the amenities should just come under my comment and leave a recommendation, thanks.

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  85. This amebo is really funny, I can honestly relate with it. hahahahaha.

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  86. Omg that amebo gist really cracked me up.Hahahaha
    what else did I read.....procurement and logistics guy try and get a website and open a mail in your company's domain, that way u get more respect
    eerrrm what else....God bless the givers and receivers
    GOD BLESS SDK

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  87. Amebo gist, Hahahahahahahahaha I don laugh tire. You guys are bad, hahahahahaha. God bless all the givers. Those looking for patronage, may God send you guys customers'.

    For those looking for patronage,this is an advice if you believe that God will surely bring customers' to you, why don't you test God by giving him a sacrifice. You have to give to receive. The sacrifice is something that when you are giving it, you will cry. Something that seems very big to you. Sacrifice it to God, and pray HE should bring customers' your way. Relax, believe, and see what HE will do. All the best.

    Amebo gist, I like the way your father trained you guys. Prayer is the key. Hope you still pray well. Hahahahahahaa

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  88. Looool for that story Abeg no kill me with laughter

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  89. Where are those frustrated anonymous always insulting Stella? Did you read what the lady wrote? She approached other bloggers but they refused to publish her post, u can do the maths

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  90. OMG, this is d best amebo gist I hv ever read, laffing and crying

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  91. Hahahahahahaha, omg LMAO. This is so funny, Catholics will understand better. I laugh fall for Chair for office oo. Stella abeg make u know dey give us this kain gist for working hours b4 it will enter moderation that we laugh too much. I laugh so teyy my client wey come follow me dey laugh. What a good laugh though. That ur brother is a clown. I like big brothers like that.

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  92. Haaa, O girl this gist make sense die. Am sure your papa go be among those people wey dey like say rosary before mass commence. Nne na everywhere o, my papa too train us that way. We no dey enjoy morning sleep ooo, but he later reduce it to 5 decades. My sister go join Ife omimi nke Afufu to nke Anuli (lolz) My papa go hala eeh, him cane no dey far from him. They use nwoke catholic know him for street. No priest wey no know us. He is even a choir master, you know say ndi choir na ebu uzo abia uka (lol),So tey I joined choir, he like me most for that. You must receive holy communion ooo, if not, you go confess wetin you do for house. Ka odigodu.

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  93. The amebo gist got me reeling with laughter! I like the personality of that elder brother of yours jare! Some parents can suffocate kids with so much prayer and church activities. My dad made us say our rosary back then and every one of us in the house would always dread the occasional nights he'll say; "We are going to say 15 decades tonight!" *Kai!*

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  94. Very funny Amebo gist. have really missed commenting here.

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  95. That Amebo killed me, hahahahahahaha
    Whether na forgy Forgy or real it was funny. But SDK you just spoilt his/her chances of getting cool 5k .
    Needle work your artwork is unique.
    BV Bose welldone.
    Last S n M I partially mingled, lol.
    Shalla to the new cool friends I've made.
    BV "BLACKGOLD"(not your blog id) your attention is needed , kindly click on my profile to get my email, its important.
    Thanks.

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  96. Amebo gist on point abeg. Couldn't help but laughed out loud in the office. My colleagues just dey look me. lol... But that morning mass thing na punishment abeg. The worse is "station of the cross" That one no dey end.

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  97. Omg 😂😂😂😂..so funny well done to you and your brother. Wow. I hope u were able to relieve this to your parents later on . May your dad's soul rest in peace.

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  98. Hahahahahahahahahaha @ the amebo gist. Oh my days!!! LMAO!

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  99. Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
    I love this amebor gist
    Hilarious!

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  100. To the winner of the watch,u said it's ur 2nd time winning,dont u think that's greed?thr are lots of people that also need stuffs,since u won somtin b4,u shld allow others too na.at least use ur church mind.
    I dont need a watch,i have more than enough,but I think it's for fair for 1 person to win twice frm same person,I think others shld be given opportunity to win.so next time thrs somtin for grabs from david,dont apply,use ur discretion and stop being greedy.

    The Needle work is soo nice,creativity at its peak.

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  101. Hahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahaahahha!!!! Wily wily things! Lmao

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  102. the amebo gist cracked me up!

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  103. Wow,i like the needle work.

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  104. Amebo gist was very good, if to say your papa still dey na cane he for take flog una for this devil work/plan.

    Click on my name to get superior quality virgin human hair at wholesale prices.

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  105. Lol the amebo gist sweet, sometimes parents force their kids to do things they d t want to, people dnt know that religion is not Christianity

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  106. For d person writing acca, yes u can. Are you writing for june diet? Solve as many as past question u lay ur hands on. I prefer using bbp sylabus. Go to the exam center early so u can use the complete the filling of ur booklet on time and use use the 15 minutes reading time to read the obj part and tick the once u know on the question paper. Once they say start, transfer it to ur answer booklet, do not leave any obj question unanswered even if u r not sure about the answer coz a question is 2mark and u may end up getting it , then go to the theory part and answer the ones u know first. Be fast as u can never waisting time on any question. Try and attempt all the questions and let ur handwriting be neat and well arranged coz theres mark for it, read the question carefully before jumping to answer it, if it says explain, just explain, if its list or describe or discuss, do likewise and u will smile on the 8th of june when the result is out. Am not writing this diet, no owo for now coz as u rightly said, the money no be beans. Goodluck dear.

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  107. For d person writing acca, yes u can. Are you writing for june diet? Solve as many as past question u lay ur hands on. I prefer using bbp sylabus. Go to the exam center early so u can use the complete the filling of ur booklet on time and use use the 15 minutes reading time to read the obj part and tick the once u know on the question paper. Once they say start, transfer it to ur answer booklet, do not leave any obj question unanswered even if u r not sure about the answer coz a question is 2mark and u may end up getting it , then go to the theory part and answer the ones u know first. Be fast as u can never waisting time on any question. Try and attempt all the questions and let ur handwriting be neat and well arranged coz theres mark for it, read the question carefully before jumping to answer it, if it says explain, just explain, if its list or describe or discuss, do likewise and u will smile on the 8th of june when the result is out. Am not writing this diet, no owo for now coz as u rightly said, the money no be beans. Goodluck dear.

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  108. BVS, WHERE CAN GET LADIES' SHOES & BAGS TO BUY IN BULK @WHOLESALE PRICE. I PREFER AN IMPORTER FOR MAXIMUM PROFIT.

    I NEED CHEAP ONES, I STAY IN CIVIL SERVANT STATE

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  109. Hahahahahaha, the amebo gist is just too funny.

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  110. Hahaha, my belle ooo. That's why it's no good to force children to church. Let it come naturally. I attend Marist comprehensive academy, Uturu, Abia state. Full boarding student. Early morning rising bell by 4.30, 5.30 am processing to mass with rosary. Na sleep eye I dey take go mass. U go see pple wey go use sleep eye stray comot for Line ,wan enter bus sef.

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  111. Lmao!!!!!!!!!chai papa ngozi run leave him children

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  112. Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaa. This amebo is the greatest. Fathers can really frustrate with prayers ooo. Reminds me when we used to pray early morning in my house. During praises my younger one will be sleeping and clapping hand the same time and my dad will pause in the middle and shout his name. Hahahaha. When its now time to kneel and pray. See everyone resting their heads on the cushion and sleeping ehhnnn. How you will know is when its only 2 to 3 people responding when we were up to 10 people praying. My dad even worsens the matter because instead of him to conclude normal normal, he will start reporting people in God's court. Imao. ' O chineke, o kwa gi bu ebe m hiwere isi. Okwa gi bu dibia n ma. Le ndi neile n mere ihe oma, ha na eji ihe ojo kwuhachim ya. Anam agbara ......... Akwukwo na court gi. Si gi buru judge we le ma onwere uzo nsi megide ya....... Lmao. I no fit laugh for my papa prayer. If you want to hear the latest news of everything happening in my family both extended pls come to our morning prayers. It was during our morning prayers that I knew I have reached to marry. How did I know? Because he included my name hahahahahahaha. My dad usually mentions names of our family members ripe for marriage one after the other and on this particular day he included my name, after he will mention the ones looking for the fruit of the womb. Even our in laws and inlaws inlaws he knows to mention their names one by one. Just tell me why everyone won't sleep after such prayer. Just imagine us begging my father recently not to include some things in prayer when we travel to the village so dat bad belle people no go know imaoo. So Ms Amebo, I get you perfectly and your gist cracked me real baddddd

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    1. Hehehehe..I was really enjoyin ur gist till u got me lost wit d igbo
      How I miss those family prayer days....mumcy will waIt for popsy to hear d first 30 mins of d network news n next tin u'l hear 'gbagaun' she don ring bell...everybody go first hiss. D most boring part was d hymn n we must sing all d verses of any song picked from d baptist hymn book...it's now dat I appreciate dos days wen redeem r singing hymns n ppl beside me start lookin @ me like i'm nuts wen I sing d yoruba version of d one displayed on d screen

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    2. My mama prayer long pass mass.inb/w d mysteries na intention full...sotay dem go pray finish u go still bend nyash dey sleep...or u go hear ur name.."CHukwu nna aja mmuo na eme ja amaka ra hu ura na ana ekpe ekpere biko kagbuo ya...and she go dey shout o...d whole ompd go dey hear..u go be like "huhl?.....one day wen i hear my name like dat againi vex go say short prayer sleep biko

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  113. Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaa. This amebo is the greatest. Fathers can really frustrate with prayers ooo. Reminds me when we used to pray early morning in my house. During praises my younger one will be sleeping and clapping hand the same time and my dad will pause in the middle and shout his name. Hahahaha. When its now time to kneel and pray. See everyone resting their heads on the cushion and sleeping ehhnnn. How you will know is when its only 2 to 3 people responding when we were up to 10 people praying. My dad even worsens the matter because instead of him to conclude normal normal, he will start reporting people in God's court. Imao. ' O chineke, o kwa gi bu ebe m hiwere isi. Okwa gi bu dibia n ma. Le ndi neile n mere ihe oma, ha na eji ihe ojo kwuhachim ya. Anam agbara ......... Akwukwo na court gi. Si gi buru judge we le ma onwere uzo nsi megide ya....... Lmao. I no fit laugh for my papa prayer. If you want to hear the latest news of everything happening in my family both extended pls come to our morning prayers. It was during our morning prayers that I knew I have reached to marry. How did I know? Because he included my name hahahahahahaha. My dad usually mentions names of our family members ripe for marriage one after the other and on this particular day he included my name, after he will mention the ones looking for the fruit of the womb. Even our in laws and inlaws inlaws he knows to mention their names one by one. Just tell me why everyone won't sleep after such prayer. Just imagine us begging my father recently not to include some things in prayer when we travel to the village so dat bad belle people no go know imaoo. So Ms Amebo, I get you perfectly and your gist cracked me real baddddd

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  114. IHN. Welcome, funny amebo gist.

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  115. Lop..morning mass gist is the bomb
    To givers God
    blessings
    To recievers, may God bless you too
    To biz men and women more grace

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  116. seen , read and also noted






    #GODWIN™

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  117. @Amebo Gist. I wan laugh die. God don forgive una already. You made my day.

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  118. Sorry about the cramps Stella. Get well soon.

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  119. The only thing I saw ws amebo gist.hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahaahah.u r so getn 5k.chaiii.

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  120. OMG, the amebo gist too good. Hahahahhahaha

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  121. The Amebo gitz is so funny. Papa throw away bible run instead for am to wait and defend his family.lol

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  122. That amebo gist got me rolling on the floor.

    Ihn, read.

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  123. Hahahahahaha...Lwkmh!That amebo gist na die,una no even mercy una papa.Choi!
    Thanks BV for this rib-cracking gist!

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  124. Hahaha, dat last gist is so funny. Shi cracked me up silly. God bless ur giving heart David baller. 10k u for posting my mail SDK, God bless u.

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  125. Bwahahahahahahahahahah,chisos!!!!.Abeg na only that Amebo gist I see today o.Best amobo gist ever!!.Stella,please this is the best.This lady deserves that 5k abeg.Mama nnuku come and learn how to give amebo,not all those your lies you formulate and give here,yet dey no dey ever make sense.

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  126. Chair, uncle Richy no reach me today, na was oh, ihn rocks as usual

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  127. Stewie Gilligan Griffin2 June 2015 at 15:46

    Salako (Needleworks), I love what you're doing. Open up a website ASAP if you can. I wish you divine success.

    @ Amebo Gist...lol at your Mom and Dad racing home with your Mom carrying her wrapper.

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  128. laughter wan tear my belle o.... That amebo gist jst made my day.

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  129. My mood today swinged to d left & I bin dey carry eyes up for everybody inside house since morning. But had to ROTFLMAOOOO @ the rosary/morning mass jist. Omg! Still laughing.

    Thanks to all the givers.

    Stellahipsy, welldone.

    #back to my mood

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  130. Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That amebo gist is all I see. Buhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha...u children were silly.

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  131. First time amebo gist actually made me laugh.
    So even with all him prayers your Papa no get faith.. he couldn't even command the ghost with his Bible.. Chai.. Your brother though.. crazy person..

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  132. Can't stop laughing at the amebo story.

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  133. D amebo got mii laffin big time.. IHN haff landed..-

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  134. Lols,Dat amebo gist sweet die. Ihn rocks

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  135. Hahahahahahhaahhhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahha. Hey this amebo gist na die. Can't stop laughing!

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  136. Tha Davids watch is so nice.

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  137. Best Amebo gist evaaaaaaa, I was jux imagining d scenario.. Lmao @usain bolt no run reach my papa

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  138. Crazy gist. Wow, God bless the givers, receivers and laughers.

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  139. Lol... The Amebo funny die

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  140. I love this cool weather. So refreshing

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  141. Hahhahahababannanannannnhhhhahahhahahah, I Don die with laugh. Una really plan am well. # laughing and crying#

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  142. Lmaooooo...o my God this gist cracked up big time...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  143. Hahahahaha.I can relate to that amebo gist..

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  144. Very funny amebo gist.
    Please bv's,does anyone have soft copies of Gmat,i'm in dire need of them & it's very urgent. Please help a sister,anyone who has should reply me please.

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  145. Choi! This story eeeh. I'm Catholic but my parents weren't that "staunch" like yours. We're "staunch" in our own way

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  146. B Love me jeje....
    i had to come in here because i need you to know why i am not posting your comment praising me....


    did you forget to go under anonymous when you called me ugly and wicked and stupd?i saw that comment by the BBA Lady Mays post but i didnt enable it becos it would have derailed the post and then i have been deleting your comments praising me becos i am not intreseted...just go fully under anonymous and you will be fine whoever you are.

    if we have ever met or never met and i hurt u conciously or unconciously,please forgive me but if not look up to the sky,GOD MUST JUDGE YOU.

    You said i was ugly?ok i agree but i am comfortably beautiful with my ugliness,can i see you?are you fulfilled?happy?

    LMAO!...yes i am in that mood for drama.

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    1. I knew it..Dat Love me jeje is a fake ass bitch..Atention seeker oshi..She eillclaim to be married today but next time,she will say she is single..I have not forgotten all d insults she hurled at me in d past..Useless aunty gwegwegwe..Oloriburuku..biko Okija wife come and teach me some of yoruba swear words.. E dey sweet me for body.

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    2. Lmao....
      Lots of duo faces here...

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    3. Hmmm,too bad.its not fair when u use such words.
      God wil not judge us by beauty,he wil judge by the work of our hands.Stella keep. Doin good,u wnt only reap the fruit,ur childrn childrn wil benefit frm it too.

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    4. Hahaha biko bring it on
      Mnwhl love me jeje truly u too find trouble, I don notice u since

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    5. LOL
      Kiss ass plenty for this world sha.

      I don't even know why you have to go anonymous to air your opinion about someone.
      Hypocritical lots.

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    6. Two- faced bitch@ love me jeje!
      Why insult someone u dnt knw?
      Even if u knw her....can u create a pin? talk more of a full human being?
      I pity your sorry ass sha!
      Stella just ignore them,
      You are wonderfully and beautifully made.

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    7. Stelloski de korkus, forgive her na, after all, u taught me forgiveness......side eyes.

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  147. The amebo gist got me laughing out so loud. Please did anyone else get the interview sms from Newage Global and Business Limited? As we don send plenty CV for this our blog, we no know which company is which again. Please can anyone tell us what the company is into?

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    1. Pls ow did u send ur cv. Abeg gimme d email to send my cv too o. Tanx. Also wat r dey into?dem no get website?

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  148. Aha!
    One has been caught!

    YouDonMeanIIt stella.
    So she cussed you and turn around to praise you with her i.d?
    buahahahahahahaha
    Shame on u lovemejeje
    y'all will all be exposed.

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  149. Make una no dey abuse Stella nah. Na wetin our parents teach us?

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  150. OMG your brother is sooo creative!

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  151. so much richard card today oo. Stella Kork that Amebo gist jx scatter my office wit laugh oo. It is d best out of d oda 5 on saturday abegi. Una doo

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  152. First time amebo gist actually made me laugh.
    So even with all him prayers your Papa no get faith.. he couldn't even command the ghost with his Bible.. Chai.. Your brother though.. crazy person..

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