Tuesday In House News - Still A Wet Day.

Blog Visitor sister who was called out yesterday has provided insider tips on the reason she was called out and her mail breaks my heart....Dont we all have Family ish?

SDK BLOG VISITORS LAGOS PARTY Fitness/Dance Program To All BVs

Kings Personal Fitness Trainers Nig/Ziw dance academy is putting

together a dance and fitness work out/aerobics to all SDK Lagos BVs in line

with the preparation for "Let's Paint lagos SDK party coming up

on July 25,2015.

Venue: National Stadium Surulere. Date: 18th July.

 Time 7.30am....

We are doing it free of Charge..

Call Kingsley (08157393397),

Ivie (08033485172) 

HettyWealth (08035134227) for more enquiries

NOTE: If you are hypertensive or hypotensive (High/Low BP Patients) or

have any lungs,breath,heart related disease or any form of health

challenge don't participate as your health means all the world to us.

Health is Wealth, let's draw from the well of fitness and Dance. 
See you all there

I am a Lagosian by birth and i know for sure that anything Lagos carries the day.I have heard of the plans for  LETS PAINT LAGOS SDK PARTY and i am overwhelmed by what i hear....I dont want to hype them but you are all gon be blown away.

Advertisers please call the numbers to find out how you can be involved.

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MAMA NNUKU SENDS IRENE B THANK YOU MEMO

Yipeeeeee Stellz!

i don get alert  na- Irene b. lol

ok i wanna say a very big thank you to irene b..God bless you for me.

remember one time she promised me lingerie, well she changed it to a whooping sum of 10k...as i get the alert days after my birthday i shock.. jexoooox.. i just begin smile for bus-stop that day.

Mrs irene sincerely i am grateful, and God bless you for me, your pocket will never run dry.. God meet you at every-point of your needs ma.. Eshey gan oooo. Mo dupe!

Sdk baba God sama you more blessings too, bigger you i pray. your blog is touching lives. and i am an example.

call me beggy beggy like some use to say, my dear iwofa lenu.. when God wanna bless someone he uses people stop hating and pray for your own blessings..   it's still me your own and only humble pikin of sdk 

***mama nnuku kork**

Choi mama nnukwu you sef bin wan wear lingerie?LMAO!

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WATCHES AND CLOTHES FOR SALE

Hello fellow diehard blog visitors, more grease to your amebo elbows.
 
I sell quality fashion brands like Calvin Klein, Guess, Aldo, Express, Rue 21, Marc by Marc Jacobs,  Michael Kors etc. Nothing is more than 30k and there are a lot of items under 10th.
I have office and casual wears in all sizes, bags, belts, shoes up to size 43 and watches in stock.

It would mean the world to me if bvs will patronize me. I am based in Lagos but I can deliver to anywhere. Just call or whatsapp 08098381757 for more details.

In the spirit of giveaway, I will be giving out a skinny belt to the first five people that patronise me.

Thank you Stella.

NEGODU !!!!!

The spirit of giveaway places no condition on giving. 

*side eyes*

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BIRTHDAY CAKE APPRECIATION

My birthday was 17th June. I requested for a birthday cake and got one from EVENTS BY TEGZ..

 A big thank you to  EVENTS BY TEGZ for making a lovely and delicious cake to celebrate my birthday. My boss and colleagues kept asking for more and almost finished my cake...lols

Thanks again. I will live to remember the birthday cake I got from SDK Blog.

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 Business opportunity/ patronage..

My husband has a telecom business precisely for etisalat and is looking for those interested in,

..selling of recharge cards

..Buying of airtime to recharge your iPad, modem etc.(from 10,000naira) 

...If your company needs airtime or CUG(group line)

..For car tracking companies to recharge your lines for car tracking

This is an opportunity for you to also make money as it a viable business to venture in, we will give you at the best of price and at a discounted rate so you can make enough gain. Just mention you are from Stella Dimoko's blog. We also do swim swap and resolve etisalat customers issues. 

Kindly email obytones@yahoo.com or call 08092747267 or 09090570000. Please help a young struggling couple.  

Thank you.

Ify....

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 SWEET MOIN-MOIN IS AVAILABLE

I make sweet and nice moin moin with the moin moin leaf.

Depending on your preference either with groundnut oil or palm oil.

We cater for individual needs (small family size) and parties too.

Call 08026951433 to place your order.

Thank you Stella.

Choi...moin moin cooked in leaves with crayfish and dry fish and cooked eggs.you can even add pomo inside oooh

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AMEBO

Hi Stels,

Hope you find this amebo gist worthy. 

I was reading amebo gist and I remembered this gist.  Anytime I give the gist everybody bursts out with laughter.  Hopefully it will make BVs laugh.  

So I and my friend,  both of us postgraduate students at NDA Kaduna were coming back from school to Abuja one weekend.  Our other friend who is mobile dropped us at Dikko junction on his way to Minna. 

We now boarded a taxi going to Zuba from where we will proceed to town. 

The taxi was already carrying two people at the back. One really fat man and another not so slim. My friend thin, and I moderately endowed at the backside *side eyes* entered the back and it became extremely tight. Luckily, the taxi moved small and the not so slim guy dropped. 

 Yours truly heaved a sigh of relief only for the driver to 'march' brake and stop for another person.The new passenger was bigger than the one that dropped so everywhere was tight and he couldn't sit. He decided to drop.  

The driver started grumbling that we should adjust or pay him for the extra seat. Good idea right?  But stingy me was on duty that day. "For wetin?" "U never see anything." Driver 'marched' brake again and stopped at a junction and was like "make una pay me the one wey I don carry una I no go again" The fat man jejely dropped, paid and left. 

My male companion was like we are not dropping till we reach our destination or you carry us back from where you picked us.

 I'm not one to let any chance to rest slip through my fingers so I balanced, driver removed his key from the ignition.  We sat in the car for closed to five minutes.  When my friend saw that the driver was serious, he told me to carry my bag let's go that we are not paying him. Driver was like "make una pay me my money ooo..." For where! We boned him. 

From nowhere like a scene from Lagos, agberos surrounded us. "Oya make una pay the man im money" *in thick agbero voice* My friend was like "do you know who you are dealing with?" He brought out his ID card. (Based on say our ID card carry army logo) It wasn't the bringing out the card that was funny, it was the speed at which he brought it out and quickly returned it to his pocket (make them for no see say e dey lie) Agberos no send who u be. They insisted we paid the guy his money. 

 Ajebo me come start. "Take your money please. ........... let's  go, we don't have any business with jobless people" *in my thick American accent I developed there and then* Even gesticulating on top. Make una ask me how much dey cause all this drama......100 naira oo... We sha left with the agberos mocking us. 

I laughed at my friend ehn! Laughed at myself when I got home and gave myself serious advice.  That's how people lose their lives you know. On top of how much?  Smh. 

Hope you guys as little as smiled cos I have given this gist up to twenty times and my audiences were in tears lol. (I sabi dramatise am wella.)  Sorry for the epistle. 

BV 

K.

*SIDE EYES AT POSTER AND BLOG VISITORS*

Who is laughing with tears in their eyes?

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APPRECIATION FOR CAKE

Hi Stella I applied for the cake give away from chigasu3@gmail.com and the cake was so delicious that it finished that day. So much appreciation to Chibuzor for the cake. I really refer everyone to her if he or she wants to get a cake. No regrets

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LOAFERS FOR SALE To Abuja Based BVS

It is a NEW London Base Loafers (UK10 or 43-44 Euro Size). I couldn't wear it because of the size and I will be willing to sell it at the generously discounted price of N17,000. 

Male BVs can buy and the ladies too for that special man in your life.

Also my phone crashed last week thereby causing me to lose all my phone and BBM contacts including all the invaluable friendships I struck with BVs from the last SnM. So, here's reaching out to all concerned to please add me (Kelly) once more. Contact 08055630402 BB Pin: 564FE2D6.

Thanks a lot.

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QUARRY FOR SALE

Please there's a quarry for sale along airport road in Abuja. Quarry business is a very lucrative business especially in a place like  Abuja because of the rate at which Abuja is developing , people are building houses and a lot of construction is on going

 It actually has some machines on site already and it's going for sale at an unbelievable price. Any interested buyer should please call 08146909042. Thanks 

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Scaffold for Hire in Port Harcourt

 Please house my husband has scaffold for hire in Port harcourt or South South send text to 07053318015 or add 55C67465 for details.

Thanks

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CHAFFING DISHES FOR SALE

 I would like to see the attached Chaffing dishes at give-away price. Any BV interested should call me on 08185178177. Thanks 

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COCONUT OIL FOR SALE

My friend passed out from the NYSC last year November. Since then, job yakarey. She's become self employed and produces 100% pure coconut oil. No be scope, but there are no impurities or adulteration.

The price is also very affordable and she can do free delivery for PH BVs. I attached a sample to this mail. To place your order, call 0803 470 3682.

Big ups to fellow BVs

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DRIVER NEEDED

Hello Stella!! Please I need a driver for my mum. She's still working and works around Apapa. The person must stay around old Ojo road in Lagos preferably around Satellite town or its environs. Interested person(s) should contact me via email honeydropsmith@yahoo.com
Pay would be between 25 to 30k.

Thanks

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Plea For Baking Equipment

Greetings stella and fellow blog visitors ,I am currently awaiting service and in order to keep myself busy, i want to start attending a catering school but the problem is after paying the catering fees, i dont have enough money to purchase the baking equipments that will help me achieve this aim. Please blog visitors that are willing to help me or  give out second hand baking equipments can reach me through this number, 08022915290. Thanks and God bless. Hephzy

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SOS!
SOS!!
SOS!!!

My dear Stella, I want to use this medium to thank you immensely for all you have been doing for us BVS. May God bless you always and preserve you and family from evil ones. Amen.

Dearest Stella I am in tears and pains right now and need your help. My son has been diagnosed with pneumonia, typhoid,and malaria since last week. I don't know what to do cos I have nothing on me. His cough worsens by the day with very high fever.

Please dear BVS I jus need you to help me so I can take him for proper treatment. Help me take away the pain of a mother watching her son's health deteriorate.

Please help me and Almighty God will never forget you in ur times of need.

This is my no: 08036367591.

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NELO OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS
I deleted your reply to Jaymoore yesterday because you cussed out his child and wished death upon a little boy who knows nothing about your brouhaha with his father.You call yourself a woman?You need a room at yabaleft i swear down!


Because i didnt enable the comments,she came inbox and wished the same thing she wished on Jaymoore's child on my kids who do not even know her.
She calls herself a celeb and says her name brings traffic to my blog.
Whatever it is i dont care,i have returned your cuss and it will not return void.
You want to birth your own children but you wish peoples children death?you have placed a cuss on yourself with those words.
As long as you come here to spew hate comments cussing out kids i WILL NEVER ENABLE IT...cuss me or whoever out but leave kids out of it!
Do not bring me into your drama with Jaymoore,if you want to defend yourself do so and cuss him out but leave Children alone!
A CHILD IS THE APPLE OF GODS EYES AND YOU HAVE DIPPED YOUR FINGERS IN GODS EYES.
You are free to continue with your anonymous cussing.
From the mails you have sent me so far,i do not only think you are rude,i think you need help.Your anger and use of words calls for an SOS situation.

May God help you.



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RESPONSE TO - CALLING OUT MY SISTER(S)

Hello Stella. I would have gone on and on of how much I love and respect you but  Let me quickly tackle the issue at hand. My younger sister in question,I introduced to this blog. We are 4 girls in my family,and she is the youngest. 


We lost our father about 8 years ago and our mother,a pensioner has been the one fending for us. The eldest is now a widow but I and my immediate elder sis are married. The girl in question has been battling with admission into higher institutions for years. She gained admission into a polytechnic but said she doesn't want it because she prefers to attend a university. We encouraged her that it was better than staying at home and gave her money for her fees. Could you believe this gurl was in school until registration was closed and refused to pay? 

The next year,she also gained admission. She finally graduated with a diploma. She is still insisting on getting a degree which we also want for her. She made the last JAMB and we also collectively got her direct entry form so that either way,she will go to school. Note that this is about the 5th time we are buying this forms. All of a sudden last year,she started writing songs and says she wants to be an artist.imagine my shock cos I never knew her as someone that can sing,she doesn't have a good voice. 

We all advised her that she should do something that will add value to her life while waiting for admission. She doesn't listen to advise from anyone,not even our mother. On her own,she decided to study science lab technology for her ND,For her industrial training,she insisted she won't do it in a hospital,how is that easy, due to her course of study? Only for her to call me last night that she wants to go into acting and wants to travel to lagos for audition, all the way from kogi state, it doesn't make sense! We all are not happy because of her and sometimes I advice her to bring a prospective suitor home if there is anyone. Please bear in mind, no one is forcing her to get married. Its just one of those times,during family discussions that we tell her jokingly " oya do and bring a man home o". 

I graduated from uni at 20 so it is also my desire that she gets a degree and even do better than me. She said we caged her, dear Stella,this girl will dress up and say she is going out. If you ask where she is going,she will say she just wants to go out. Who would allow dat? I had the opportunity of leaving home after graduation in search of a job. With no one to guide me,i was exposed to so many risks but God saw me through. She doesn't know how lucky she is to have us to guide and provide for her. Some of us did not have that opportunity. We have done nothing but love and provide for her,I was really shocked to see her mail to you. 


Please,I beg you to kindly ignore her subsequent mails as she has decided to make a mockery of this family. Even as a child,she has always been very stubborn and since the strong man,our father is no more,she feels she is free to do whatever she likes.if she wants to learn a skill today (catering,hair dressing,fashion,etc) we would support her. But since she has decided to be wayward,after this mail,I will no longer have a hand in whatever she decides to do with her life. 

My mother is so heart broken because of this girl,all we can do now is pray for her. Thank you very much.

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   PLEA FOR CLIENTS

Hello Bvs, 

Hope y'all are doing great? Please I want bv's to patronise me...I design cards, banners, calendars, rollup banners, books, flyers and more...I also do customising / printing of items like shirts, caps...e.t.c I can design, print and deliver to you, all at affordable prices.  God bless! You can reach me on : 
0805 918 5857

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SHOE FOR SALE

 I have this verrrry lovely shoe for sale. A style and Co red peep toe ‎shoe which has been worn very few times. Selling it cause I have a baby and can't do heels for now. I bought it when I was preggy but can't handle heels now so, Interested BVS should whatsapp me ONLY on 08071716614. A giveaway price for 4k. It's a size 9 by the way.  May God richly bless you. Amen

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In Need Of A Physiotherapist

Stella please I'm in need of a physiotherapist for my nephew, he is 4years old and has never walk before, all the physiotherapist we had, none has been able to do anything useful, no change at all, please I need someone that will be considerate with the price, I cry everyday I see this boy, the family is heart broken, please the person has to be based in Akwa ibom, precisely uyo, I can be contacted through joannajohnphilip@gmail.com

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APPRECIATION TO MRS. OLAMIDE (FROM A RECIPIENT OF HER FREE COCKTAIL TRAINING)

Dear Stella,

I just want to thank you for using your blog to make impact in the lives of

your blog visitors and people around them.

I was opportune to be one of the lucky people chosen for the free cocktail

training, the training took place on Saturday and it was really interesting

and interactive. I met other lovely blog visitors at the training..

I just want to thank the beautiful and well cultured woman behind the

training in the person of Mrs. Olamide, ma my prayer for you is that the

Good Lord will bless you abundantly and that your business will be known

all over the world. You and your dear hubby will continue to grow in love

till your old age; you will see your children’s children. For you to give

me quality training with lunch and drinks for free without batting an

eyelid, God will open his store house of blessing for you and your family

in Jesus name.

Madam SDK, may God continue to shower his blessings upon you and your

household in Jesus Name.

Thank you Mrs. Lamide

Thank you Mrs. Stella

One love

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Driver Around Ajah Axis Needed

This is a call out for responsible drivers‎ who reside around the said axis and are willing to render their services to an individual (not company) for 5 days a week starting from the 1st of July should kindly contact me via this email:shugarbabe@hotmail.com so an interview can be arrangement. Kindly have your guarantors readily available as this is an important criteria.

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VACANCY  

Good morning  I am opening a beauty salon/ boutique and I require the services of an experienced hair stylist (preferably male), an experienced nail technician and a sales girl that is proficient with the use of a cash register. Applicants should reside around Lekki/Jakande as the salon is at igbo-efon. Working environment is very conducive and salary is negotiable. Thank you ma for this platform. God bless you.

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DKNY BAG FOR SALE

Hello Stella, 

I have this DKNY bag that I want to sell, it's brand new and never been used, still sealed and also has the price tag attached. It comes with dustbag. Anyone interested should call me on 08035435558 or send me a mail nellyzone@icloud.com I am selling it for 65k. Thanks and God bless you!

SKORK
Blognalist cum proud social entrepreneur.