Thursday Is Rainy - In House News.

There is shoki aaanh somewhere down there!

You people keep complaining of card being fake..now et me explain something to you..

Do you know how many people open posts on this blog?do you know how many people are faster than you,well prepared and with faster internet?

Come on,stop complaining if you aint fast enough,its all about luck!

BLOG VISITOR WANTS TO BE A MAKE UP ARTIST BUT NEEDS TOOLS

Dearest Stella,I am male in my 30s with a wife and kid to cater for. I have recently decided to become a make-up artist and after several attempts at getting a good, paying day job I made up my mind on this. Please I live in Abuja and solicit for anyone that can put me through the ropes. I have been trying with tips from the internet and intend for a proper hands-on training with an expert in the field. Please help me out as I don’t want to continuously struggle to make ends meet for myself and family. I will also not mind anyone who has spare make up kits to help boost my training. God bless this wonderful house and family.

I can be reached via  whatsApp on +2348180210435. Many thanks and a wonderful day ahead to you and blog visitors alike.

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SHOE FOR SALE

Good day stella I have this Roberto shoe for sale.I bought it 45k but I am willing to sell it for 25k.Its a size 42.please anyone interested should contact on 2BE1321 or 08077829046. Thank you

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AMEBO GIST FROM CHINA IPHONE BV

So I was rushing back home after a long day at work when hunger begin wire me. Hungry and stressed out because of traffic I started looking out for the nearest fast food.

Even gala sef come dey look very delicious for my eye but as I say make I call the boy selling gala I just see am drop the carton of gala on top pavement go one side of the road unzip trouser begin dey piss. As he finished na so he use hand dey shake him *phallus * make the remaining drop comot. Na so he just carry the gala put for hand continue to sell. No washing of hand after that. How gross! I lost my appetite completely.

After what seemed like forever I spotted one eatery but it was still a distance away. I just parked by the nearest bank form like I wanted to use ATM and started my trek to get food.

The place was nice and decent. I looked at the array of food all of a sudden I wanted to order everything in sight. What was going on in my mind was "can I have a plate of pounded yam with Efo riro and cowleg then put semo and egusi with beef and shaki. Add Fried and Jollof rice with chicken, moi moi and salad and some snacks".

I just respect myself ordered rice and salad before them go think say I wan perform magic. I got to my seat and started eating. My wandering eyes noticed a man and a lady seated across from me. You know those Muslim men I don't if they are called Alfas abi Ustaz that always wear white clothes with a wrap on the head and long beards. The lady too wear hijab cover body. From the look of things e be like say they were both whispering sweet nothings to each other. 

I was clearly amused. I say so these people dey play love. I come trip for the babe oh as she carry fork and knife dey chop meat pie. I say which kind tushness abi razzness be this? When I was planning say I no send anybody na hand I wan take devour the chicken. 

Na so the eatery come get power outage. Don't know what caused it and everywhere was dark for a while. The rechargeable lights they had left the place dimly lit while I guess they were trying to start the gen.

All of a sudden power was restored and the place was brightly lit. 

What did I see? 

Alfa and the girl had their lips locked in a full mouth kiss.

They were caught unawares. I don't know when I shouted chai! And burst into uncontrollable laughter. Even the cashiers saw them too and were chuckling. They looked so embarrassed. Na so I just carry my bag begin go my car to continue my journey home. Each time I remember the scenario and the look on their faces I will just start laughing. 

Till I come your way again. Lots of Hugs,kisses, boli ati epa (bae).

China iPhone 6 Amebo. 

LOL...Uche Onise face your work next time.lol

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IHN COMPLAINTS ON CONTENT

So every day in house news comes out,some BVs like to run their mouths..or should say hands and say that its dry,its too full of adverts,its not interesting and blah blah.

When in house news birthed if you remember very well,i said i didnt know how the contents would be like but it would 100percent blog visitor content,meaning every thing i post here is from you all,irrespective of whether it is advert or someone that needs help or someone looking at drama.

You that is complaining,what exactly did you come in here looking for?

Can you run a blog that is 100 percent without flaw?Do you think it is easy cooking up news ideas everyday?

So helping people advertise for free in here is now a problem?

Have you ever tasted hunger and lack? I HAVE and i decide to use in house news to help bridge the gap between the BV that needs and the BV that has to give....Let me run this thing please.

Since you people are complaining i can as well scrap it and that would be it!

You can never please human beings and i dont intend to ever use this my beautiful mouth meant for kissing to lick anyones ass.

Tomorrow will be the last in house news....Mscheeeew!

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SHOKI AAAAANH

‎2964 2764 9133 

4060 1858 6499 

1136 3537 9877

3145 7015 0073.‎ALL MTN

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URGENT VACANCIES

Verification Officers are urgently required in the following areas in Lagos State and Ogun 

State. Candidates must reside in their areas of coverage;

Areas of Coverage Include;

• Iyana Ipaja ; code Vfo Iyano
• Ayobo ; Vfo Ayobo
• Aboru ; Vfo Aboru
• Ikotun ; Vfo Ikotun
• Igando ; Vfo Igando
• Egbeda ; Vfo Egbeda
• Shasha / Akowonjo ; Vfo Sha/ Ako
• Ajegunle/Boundry ; Vfo Aj
• Apapa/wharf; Vfo Apapa
• Sango otta ; Vfo Sango
• Abeokuta ; Vfo Abk
• Agbado; Vfo Agbado

Interested candidates should forward CV to recruitment@synergyinsight.net  

with their respective codes as subject.  Open to WAEC/OND HOLDERS ONLY.

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GPS DEVICE

We sell Garmin Gps Device that navigates you around Lagos and other cities in Naija. There are two types and will give discount to Bv's. We have the Garmin Nuvi 2597 and the Garmin Nuvi 42 attached are the pictures and you can reach me on 07064242819...  

I have a Navi that is permanently in my car,sometimes i still get lost and just type in the address or where i am going to and coming from and it solves it.

I recommend navi to everyone,i am sure i would even need it when i come to Nigeria to find my way to Ghana high where i can buy jollof rice and shaki ati roundabout and orisirisi..lol

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ARE YOU HIV POSITIVE?LOOKING FOR LOVE?PLEASE READ THIS?

Kudos to you Stella. Please help to communicate this through your blog.

We have realised that it is difficult for "people living with HIV" to find love and date, and this has made them unhappy, lonely and depressed. Our support group which is focused on connecting people living with HIV with people in similar circumstance is here to help you find love, friendship, companionship and hope that it leads to marriage. 

We have the contacts of people in similar situation from all walks of life (lawyers, bankers, architects, engineers, business men and women, teachers, students etc). We have helped hundreds of HIV positive people find love without fear of disclosure and judgement. With us, your information is completely private and confidential. If you are interested please feel free to send a mail to: datingpositive@yahoo.com and we will call you or reply to your mail. You can also refer people who you think would need this connection. 

LOVE IS THE ULTIMATE HEALER. 

Please pass this info to anyone you know that has this status and have given up on love.I have rubbed mind with this initiative and i believe it is a good thing that people with similar status organise a mingling forum for themselves,it will help them come out of their shells and become productive to themselves.

All the best.

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Re: Grenada- Citizenship By Investment

Dear Stella, my attention has been drawn to a comment made by  Bae Anonymous 11:42 in Yesterday's IHN. I don't Understand what He/She is on and about, sincerely I don't. READ YESTERDAYS IN HOUSE NEWS HERE

Every country has it's policy and Grenada is not left out. Citizenship By Investment (CBI) program is a program by the Government of Grenada directly. It is aimed at developing the country and at the same time Empowering the ‎Investors by making the investor and his/her family Citizens thereby giving them access to over 130 countries including UK, Schengen countries of Europe and USA Visa-free. This is an open-secret because the details are everywhere on the Internet. 

Fenfort Consulting works directly with the Government of Grenada making the process less tedious with almost 100% assurance of getting it within the shortest time too. 

‎http://www.sice.oas.org/BITS/USAGRENT.ASP

This is the link to the treaty signed by the Government of Grenada and the USA this Year! 

It is not compulsory. I did not charge you for information I divulged to you. We treat details with utmost confidentiality. Our clients are happy and satisfied. They can afford it and they are not complaining. 

Why someone born of a woman (by any means) will call someone else working and doing her business unprintable names is beyond me. It was someone that contacted me yesterday that called my attention to it. 

It is all shades of wrong to go under anonymous to call someone doing her day-job names! I'm only replying because of the sensitivity of it. I take my time to explain to people that do not know about it (it is not a crime BTW) and when they cannot afford it we laugh it off ( I can't afford it too yet). Some people can and we should not deny them of the luxury they want, deserve and can  afford because we can't afford it.

Look before you leap and Slip anonymous. Thank you.

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SEARCH FOR A BOOK

Hello Stella,hope you and your family are doing great?

Please my friend is in dire need of a book written by the late Dr

Chuba Okadigbo,tittled A COLLECTION OF WRITINGS.

If there is anyone who has and want to sell or can point to a place

where one can get it,it would be greatly appreciated.Searched at

bookshops around us,but to no avail.

Call or Whatsapp:08032345205

Thanks!

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CAR FOR SALE

Hello BV's,

Find attached is a Passat 2007 for sale and it goes for 650,000:00 naira (non negotiable) ..its in good condition but the buyer will just fix the AC...kindly contact him on 08022660015...

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Appeal For Patronage In Port Harcourt And South-South 

Anyone in a position to effect the use of speed limiters in their organisation, to align with FRSC's directive, to contact me for speed limiters for their trucks, buses, lorries, hilux, tankers, utility vehicles, commercial and official vehicles to curb accidents.

I can also install for anyone who has the need.

Please family patronage me, we can do up to 200vehicles at a go, please I just got into this business and need all the business I can gather.

Please call me 07053318015 or add me on bb 55C67465.

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New Vera Wang White Wedding Dress For Sale

Hi Stella, hope this email meets you in good health. Please I have a vera wang white wedding dress for sale in a size US 10. Never been worn, still with tags. Bought it for 250,000 with tax and shipment. I am giving it out for 200,000. Can fit a uk 10/12. Here are the attached pictures. Interested persons should please contact me through email. Mrsfab100@gmail.com

I WANT TO GET MARRIED AGAIN.

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NOTHING IS TOO SMALL

I sincerely need help from kind BVs who God will touch to help me. I am an applicant with two kids and for awhile now my husband has been away leaving us to our fate with no source of income or livelihood. As I type we depend on my family for survival, I enrolled for PGDE in 2013, and concluded last year. We just did our convocation last Saturday and my name wasnt on the convocation brochure or graduating list even after i have concluded all academic work and my project. 

I went to school prior to the convocation week to check if my name was on the graduating list but my name wasnt, when i verified what could be responsible for the omission I was told that its because i have not paid my Teaching Practise/Project fee of #30,000. and CHESS of #5000, making a total of #35,000. StellaAngel, I almost lost my balance, I couldnt hold back the tears as it poured down  freely on my cheek there.

 The big question now is where do I get such an amount from? Feeding has not been very easy with us not to talk of this amount the school needs to compute and release my certificate. I was sponsored by my husband when he was still with us but as it stands now he is no where to be found. 

He eloped with another woman leaving i and his children to our fate. all measures to contact him has failed and have been disappointed by the people i thought would help me, have been abused and insulted for same reason hence this Plea. Please i truly do need help, I need to clear my dept in school. Please Honourable and kind hearted BVs Please I need your help, nothing is too small. I dont want to loose my certificate I have worked so hard for, Please, help me.

 I can give proof to whoever needs one. Please help a broken woman in need. I pray that I find favor in your sight. God bless you All. please, I can be reached on 08135427966. Thank You Stella ANGEL.

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USHERS AT YOUR SERVICE.

I provide delectable USHERS for social and corporate events
Good day Mrs korkus. God bless you for all the wonderful job you are doing,  your generations will never know lack. 

I am a jobless graduate of business administration  I have been looking for job for something but haven't been fortunate. I run an ushering agency alongside until something comes up, I provide smart,  courteous and delectable male and female Ushers for social and corporate events. I can be reached via 08186472625. 

Please help a sister it's not easy being a jobless wife and mother.  

Thanks and God bless you.

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Shoes Giveaway

Hello Mrs Kork, I'm hoping for a breakthrough and giving out flats. They are fairly new and hardly used Whoever needs should contact me on 08092373803, whatsapp only, Lagos. The person will come pick them up. Sizes 40/41.

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THE BEDROOM

The bedroom is that place where you start and end your day, why not make it a beauty? At sydney beddings we have just what it takes to give your bedroom that 'wow' effect. Contact us today for your quality and affordable bedsheets and duvets, We promise to give you value for your money. Add us now on 2BB34F6E or call 08030606281, we deliver nation wide!

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WIDOW NEEDS A LITTLE HELP.......

Good day to you and God Bless you, I'm really happy for you, and for the good work you have been doing! Please, l have mailed you before concerning a Widow l want you or bvs to help. l will be 62 years by July, have been retired since 2005, from Delta Steel Company Ovwian/Aladja without pension, but I'm not appealing to you for myself because by God's grace I'm okay. 

I'm appealing for my widow friend who lost her husband 4 months ago. They got married March 2013 and she lost him 31st July that same year and she put to bed on February 28th 2014 to a baby girl named Chioma.

In February this year, one bv in Warri promised to give 3 cakes as gift, l quickly sent her a text, if she could give Chioma one, but she later sent me a text that she would not be able to give her.

My widow friend has to returned to her parents who was also a retirees like myself. Chioma and her mother need dresses and any assistants possible. I have tried but they still need kindhearted bvs to sow into their life! 

My widow friend is Jumoke Kanayo! Her husband worked with Road Safety, DSC, Warri. He died in a fatal accident along DSC Express Road, you Can confirm this information from the zonal commandant in Warri. This is her phone no. 07034819147

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SOME ABUJA PEOPLE AND FAKE LIVES..

I honestly wonder what it is with some Abuja people and living fake lives. Almost everything for them is done with the intention of competing with the neighbour next door especially in average income neighbourhood. Of course i expect that people living in Asokoro,Maitama, and Ministers Hill etc will be too rich and busy to notice whatever their neighbour is up to, correct me if i am wrong.

I stay in Wuse in a block of flats to be precise. Some of my neighbours are doing one thing or the other to make ends meet too, while others are gainfully employed in different sectors of the economy. This particular couple got me thinking out loud on paper. 

Both husband and wife are Civil servants and may be into other businesses we may not be aware of though. We all met them driving a fairly used Honda car which was not so clean. Few months ago, BANG! They bought a beautiful Range Rover sports car. “ I bless God for their lives!”. But this same couple have become the laughing stock of every other neighbour because even bills as low as two thousand naira, yes, you heard me well, two thousand naira, they can not contribute. There was an emergency and we all needed to pay ten thousand naira per flat, brothers and sisters, it is over three months now,  Oga and Madam Range Rover are yet to pay their own. Our monthly security bill of a paltry sum of five thousand five hundred naira only, they are still owing for a few months now. 

 The most annoying part that has got everybody confused is that they are so silent on this matter and carry on as though we all  should pay the bills for them.Hmmmm, i tire oo.

Recently i was at a Clinic for check up with my hubby and a Range Rover pulled up beside us. A young lady looking well groomed stepped out georgeously,reminding me of my neighbour. I noticed the presence of a young man inside the car which i concluded was her husband by the way. So i said to myself, “could it be that even this “Range” people can not pay their ten kobo bill ?”. I already have a wrong mental impression of SOME“Range owners”,lol. Just to clear the air a bit, this is not a write up borne out   of “bad belle or beef”,jealousy or hate,because Nigerians are very quick to say someone is jealous or pained...i have only decided to think aloud using my pen. I need an answer to the question in my head. I am wondering why someones life is so beautiful on the outside yet they are dying in silence inside. You can buy a less expensive car and save the money left for other things. You will not spend the money on me definately, but will save yourselves big time embarrassment like the couple mentioned above.

There is this other one. A “big girl”, that stays in one of the flats. When you see her dressed to go out, you can imagine seeing the wife,daughter, side chick or mistress of a Nigerian Senator, Minister or Politician. But she is the one that will travel out of the country without notice, even though she is owing all of us. Infact she still has the effrontery and impetus to call you from the airport that she is stranded please can you assist in crediting her account with so and so amount? Hmmmmmmmmm.

I only wonder what happened to living within your means!   

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FREE MAKE UP TRAINING FOR MARRIED BVS.

From the bottom of my heart I want to teach 5 married BVs personal makeup for free,its been laid in my heart to do so,this mail is for women that deeply and truly need this,I will pick the five first mails,I stay in isolo,Lagos. its from Monday to Wednesday. From 10am to 1pm 

Email is justnelo@yahoo.co.uk

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THANK YOU FROM V14 GIVING BACK.

Hi Stella,

Thank you again for mentioning Giving Back on your amazing blog. It was a touching and uplifting event seeing those kids relate and act with so much self confidence. Uplifting, I tell you. They entertained us with standup comedy and dancing. They were so very excited to receive all we had for them. It was thought provoking. 

I would also like to say a big thank you to SDK reader, Franca. She was amazing and I wish I met her, but I had a few delays getting to Pacelli and she was in a hurry. 

We gave out a computer, printer, blender, toaster, oven, ups, writing pads, pillows, clothes for all ages and sizes, shoes as well. 

I eagerly await the next June 16 when Giving Back by V14 rolls in again. Until then, thank you SDK, Laurus DP, Zaron, Mega Plaza, Tiri's Cuisine, DUR, Teerifix Fashion, LTV and STV, ThisDay Live, TeePlus Pictures, Virgonova, Irene Johnson, The Daniel-Onikos, Olaotan Towry-Coker, Amaka Adigwe, Meka, Isaac, Franca and every other person who worked to make this a success. 

I could only do a picture story to summarise. I hope it works for you?

Thank you once more. May God keep blessing you. 

Sincerely,

For V14 Ventures,

Valentina Chimonez,

Associate Fellow, Royal Commonwealth Society. 

V14

. . . Savvy Creativity

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MEMO TO BLOG VISITORS SENDING IN CHRONICLES.

To ensure a better efficiency in handling and sorting the numerous mails we daily receive, it has been agreed upon that:

Henceforth, all mails relating to "Chronicle Of Blog Visitors Narrative" should be sent to sdkblogofficial@gmail.com.

In fairness to all, it will be published strictly on a 'first come, first served' basis. So incase your Narrative is not published immediately, it's because there were others before you on the list. Kindly exercise patience, yours would be posted as soon as it gets to your turn.

Rules:

1. Your mail should be properly edited (no shorthand allowed) and appropriately titled.

2. Your mail should be concise (brief but comprehensive i.e give lot of information clearly and in a few words)

Note:

"Chronicle Of Blog Visitors Narrative" ONLY. 

Mails for "In House News" remains sdimokokorkus@gmail.com.

Thanks.

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SDK BLOG VISITORS LAGOS PARTY LOADING....

LETS PAINT LAGOS SDK!

If you are interested to join in the organising team or advertising, kindly call Henrietta Ikediashi on 08035134227  

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MEMO TO WIDE EYED.

Babe call me.your number is Ringing out..Are you okay?

Abeg make una no jealous oh,widey has been my friend from tey tey

and not from this blog.

Kiss to the jelosers..lol

Singing out with side eyes

SKORK

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