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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

The Six Rats....

This should be fun.....








WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST AND  WHY?Be sincere. . .

• You just came back from work to see 6 rats!


• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?


Drop your comments.





152 comments:

  1. I will kill the 5th rat cos with money,I can buy all those things mentioned above...

    Some people will come here claiming bible...uhehu

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    1. The question is can I even kill a rat?

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    2. Say what? The 5th rat is going down!!! After the contract, i'll get myself a gold encrusted bible, buy a Phd degree and get the best assets ever! With money, life is good.....sin sef no go dey hungry u.

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    3. 5th rat for sure no question

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    4. The way I will kill that 5th rat eh. God in heaven. When I finish killing it, I will even join the other rats to eat all those documents

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    5. As a daughter of the most High God,I will kill the rat eating my Bible

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    6. The 'last' rat I will kill is the one eating marriage certificate.

      * yeah, I know she asked for the one to kill first.

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  2. 5th o,can buy another bible,infact 10 bibles,even God will understnd,as for my my nysc nd school certificate nor be because of money i go school?

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  3. I'll put otapiapia in a bottle wey fit spray come start frm no 6 spray all @ once.

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  4. Will kill d fifth one for sure bc with d billion dollar, I can buy all other things including d bible. I can sue affidavit for all other documents n recover dem back.

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  5. I will kill the 5th ohhhh. ..I can swear an affidavit for the other certificates later. Heck, with that kinda money I most likely won't need them anyway, well apart from the House documents. Then, I will buy another Bible,Father forgive me!

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  6. D fourth rat o! And I don't know y but it's d rat I will kill.

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  7. I will so kill the fifth rat ehn,God forgive me that I didn't kill the rat eating the bible....

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  8. Tbh na d 5th rat ooo.....

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  9. The 5th rat is the one I will kill first oh. The reason is wiith what I will get from the multibillion project hmmmmmmmmm every other thing go follow oh. Hahhahahahah

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  10. Aunty Kork nnah the questions no hereooo make I go come back

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  11. The 5th rat of course, billion-dollar project can fix all the other things back.

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  12. I fit get others back but my b sc can never be gotten back






    #GODWIN™

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  13. I could get another bible, God forgive me oooo. But you see that 5th one weh God don punish so, even if the deal no be multimillionaire name just to travel leave this country, after killing it I will burn it to ashes

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  14. Aunty stella u r too funny,I won't lie o,I will chase d 5th rat away lolz

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  15. Will kill the 5th rat abeg. With money, all certificates can be found. I'll visit the necessary places i.e. school, registry, lands and buildings ministry, etc to get a new copy of what I need. As for the bible, I can easily buy another one.

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  16. Will kill the 5th rat abeg. With money, all certificates can be found. I'll visit the necessary places i.e. school, registry, lands and buildings ministry, etc to get a new copy of what I need. As for the bible, I can easily buy another one.

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  17. Hmmmm.... I will kill the 5th rat!
    With the multi- billion dollar contract I will start a business dat doesn't require my sch result/nysc cert/marriage cert.
    With my money if I want a degree in any part of the world I wil sure get it, even if na with old age
    Marriage cert is jst in print o, in my heart and in d eyes of everybody day knows me with hubby re married after all I don't need to carry my marriage cert abt to display dat am a married woman!
    I repeat it is the 5th rat day I will definitely kill o cos am 200% sure dat I will get the contract....

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  18. The 5th Rat, I can always buy another Bible and recover my certificates.

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  19. Hmmmm tough one buh sincerely i will kill the one eating my bible. I beleieve in God and my bible i dnt joke wit at all. After all,we r on earth to please the creator and not the creation, all other thins aside ds is vanity upon vanity.

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    1. Abegi! I will kill the 5th rat. God forgive all of us. You when dey form holy sef dey sin!

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  20. Hmmmm tough one buh sincerely i will kill the one eating my bible. I beleieve in God and my bible i dnt joke wit at all. After all,we r on earth to please the creator and not the creation, all other thins aside ds is vanity upon vanity.

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    1. Shattap. Even the rat sef will slap you. Why wouldn't u use the billion dollars and open bible store and have all the bibles u want?

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  21. The 6th.......my bible


    Because the other ones are earthly things....but the bible, if u follow it,u get all these things listed..... Ur marriage, school cert




    @Galore

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    1. Galore, u sure say u get bible so?

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    2. Galore Galore. My one and only Galore... u crack me up even when u are serious, I don't know why oh. When I just see ur name I start to laugh. Unsolved mystery lol

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  22. Confused!
    all the items are important
    From my innermost mind I'll go.for the one eating my Bsc cert

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  23. Stella wants to test our church mind...ok oo.

    i wont kill any!



    and that is because i cant kill a rat *sideeyes*

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  24. The 5th rat will I kill with every force in me.

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  25. The 5th rat will I kill with every force in me.

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  26. DES KNDA RAT WNT B ORDINARY, A FRND ASKD ME DS YESTRDY AND I WAS SPEECHLESS...TOMJERRYSWIT

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  27. This kind of rats will never know the route to my house. Oghena biakhia. However I will vehemently pounce on the one trying to block my billions. God punish that rat...

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  28. BIBLE......"Seek ye first the kingdom of God and every other things will be added unto you


    Your cert and other things Na Jara.


    @Galore

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    1. I think it says the "kingdom" though, does that specifically mean the word of God in print? Just asking..... not trying to mislead anyone :-\

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  29. Lol... abeg I will kill the 5th rat, I can always buy a new bible.

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  30. D 5th one.
    Cos d 1,2,3,4 and 6th all points to d 5th.
    We all went 2d uni,nysc and what not just to make in life and so it's virtually all bout d money.
    If u succeed in getting d 5th #billion dollar project,u can aswell replace d others

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  31. The 5th rat that even dared dream of eating the billion sorry multibillion dollar project documents. Why? I have soft copies of all other documents. Did I mention that I'll channel all energy for killing all six into killing this one rat? Lwtmb

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  32. I will kill the 6th rat. Touch not my Bible.

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  33. D 5th one.
    Cos d 1,2,3,4 and 6th all points to d 5th.
    We all went 2d uni,nysc and what not just to make in life and so it's virtually all bout d money.
    If u succeed in getting d 5th #billion dollar project,u can aswell replace d others

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  34. Very technical question. To be frank I would not even know which to kill first, getting in and sighting that I wud just get into a state of confusion. Lol, what I wud do am yet to even know.

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  35. That's easy the 5th rat because when I get the money for the multi-billion project, i can replace all the things eaten by the other rats. That is if I can kill a rat sef lol

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  36. I will 😊 kill the 5th one first and come back to the 1st one.😁 lol

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  37. The 5th rat lol! Cos I can use the millions to buy all the lost items back

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  38. The 5th then the 4th

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  39. None of this rat will know the way to my hse in Jesus name,hian

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  40. Na da 5th one jare you no need ask abeg
    visa wahala too much pass the rest make man rest biko

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    1. Nice1
      abegii i go leave em all if na so rats dey suffer reach make dem enjoy abeg na part of evangelism .as na bible say God no want hunan's death
      Lmaoooõóôöøōóö

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    2. Tnk God i be European i ni need visa so no 5 as e be like say da money make sence also for give away IHN. Lmaoo

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  41. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    The one eating my multi dollar visa bcos others have a photocopy in their various organisation and i can buy a new bible tomorrow.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  42. I'm definately BURNING the rat eatin my VISA, that kind project dont come knockin twice.... Mind u Stella the "Rat" might come in human form oh.

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  43. The fifth rat..d one eating my visa...cos when I get d contract and d cash, I can replace d others....as for d bible, I know His words by heart*side eyes to una*

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  44. I will kill the 4th rat.That could be my only chance to be a billionaire.

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  45. Mehn!! Tough one! It's actually btwn the 5th nd 6th rat o.. bt I wld got for the 5th rat cuz I wld get 1st to 4th again when 5th materialise. Then as for the 6th, it's the bible o, it has odieshi o so the rat can't chop it.

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  46. The 5th rat ni ooooh all those other documents I can get another copy but getting another visa might be Herculean and time is money , money is very important in life .

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  47. Loool jeeeezzz tough 1 but my visa n land documents...*scratching head frantically*😱

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  48. Il kill the 5th? Why? Isn't it obvious? Ego di involved.

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  49. I'll kill the sixth rat oh. I have Bible on my phone and I can get another one in the bookshop.
    O ye pretenders, over to you.

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  50. The 5th raat... Everyother thing can be replaced

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  51. Omo na number 5

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  52. What!!! Omo, that 5th rat is going straight to hell!

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  53. The 5th
    With the multi-billion dollar project
    The rest will follow up

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  54. seek ye first the kingdom and everyother thing shall be added.

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  55. Very tricky situation ! Let me just read comments.

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  56. Haaa!!!! Am going to murder/ massacre the 5th rat oo. All other certificates can be gotten back after swearing a court Affidavit and making a police report. As for the bible, bible dey my phones so i can activate the spirit anywhere. lol. Multi billion project !!!

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  57. No 5.
    Will so grind it.

    With d dollars from the project, I will ship a container load of Bibles and start sharing sef.

    Every other document can be conveniently re-issued if I pay a little extra charges.

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  59. 5th then 6th then 4th, 1st , 2nd

    E fit swallow 3 whole I no kia

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  60. nawa o,those ones are spiritual rats abeg.May God not let me encounter these kind of rats o,but if i do,dat number 4 and number 5 no go die better.it will definitely be a sloooooow and painful death,by the time am through with them,dem go surely transform back to their real human shape. But ordinarily wouldnt rats run away when they sense someone coming?.... Spiritual rats

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  61. The fifth one.

    I can acquire all the others after completion of the. Project.

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  62. Only Lady Igho can say her bible and i'll believe,but,forget oo,any rat that eats bible will definitely get special punishment without my help,na that 4 and 5 sure pass.they jst can never escape.NEVER. I will kill both simultaneously.

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  63. Stella my Sister, na rat 5 I go kill first oo. I am a Christian but won't kill the one eating my Bible first because i have more than 1 bible and can even buy a replacement when I hammer from the multi-billion dollar project. My BSC certificate, anyone rat chop remain I can use it to pursue a re-print (of course with my money now).

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  64. The 5th one. All the other documents can be replaced. Can always swear to an affidavit or get certified true copy of marriage certificate. Buy another bible. Etc

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  65. 1) The one eating my BSc Certificate should kontinue
    2) The one eating my NYSC cert should keep it up.
    3) The one eating my Marriage certificate can eat it all. Even chop my husband join am I don't care!
    4) The one eating my house and land document can carry on...
    5) The one eating my Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project? ha! I will Roast it alive!
    6) I will leave the one eating my bible to go ahead. It's God that will judge the stupid rat for eating the Lord's book. Judgement is waiting for the stupid rat in hell. So no need to stress my self killing d stupid rat

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    1. Hahahaha! Cray pple full Dis blog oooo.@ lepa shandy, epic reply

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    2. Lol!!!! Your answer cracked me up...especially God judging the rat. You have a cool sense of humour...keep it up!

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    3. 😅😅😅😅😅

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    4. I've not laughed so hard in a while like am doing right now!!! Ur answer is crazily appropriate lmaooo

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  66. 1) The one eating my BSc Certificate should kontinue
    2) The one eating my NYSC cert should keep it up.
    3) The one eating my Marriage certificate can eat it all. Even chop my husband join am I don't care!
    4) The one eating my house and land document can carry on...
    5) The one eating my Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project? ha! I will Roast it alive!
    6) I will leave the one eating my bible to go ahead. It's God that will judge the stupid rat for eating the Lord's book. Judgement is waiting for the stupid rat in hell. So no need to stress my self killing d stupid rat

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    1. I don't usually comment but I always look forward to Lepa's comment and I usualy screen grab most of her comments lol. Her comments are killing mehn

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  67. Stellastica... This question na helele... I go kill the fifth rat ooo... Cos if I hammer I go fit use money buy the other tinzzzz... Hope I made sense....

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  68. The 5th of course.

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  69. Will kill d one eating my bible.

    God above everything,with him I can recovery evry oda tin


    ********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******

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    1. Hmmm it's u that love God pass. .no be only 'recovery everything', u go also discovery am..

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    2. Na lie ee na people like you go kill the 5th rat even chop am join sef to make sure no resurrection occur mtshew

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  70. I will kill the 5th first
    I hang the 4th rat
    Other documents are replaceable .

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  71. Dis one is hard o! Let the millionaires answer

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  72. 5th rat ..... That money will get back all those things

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  73. The one that was eating my BSC, cos once this is gone it is gone.

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    1. That's a lie. You can swear an affidavit for that.

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  74. The sixth rat I leave to face GOD as in go and explain to GOD why you are eating his word infact JESUS go too deal with am. lmaoooo..

    Visa's take two weeks these days so I can always go back to the embassy

    Ild face my BSC docs and NYSC save them,then next my land docs as for marriage cert abeg dey chop am dey go hahahah love is in the heart

    http://aomosale.blogspot.com/

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  75. I'd kill the 5th because the rest are replaceable.

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  76. Stella,

    All material things are replaceable. what if it was a fire that burnt everything? you should ask those who lost their possessions to a fire.

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  77. I'll kill the 5th rat first..My bible,Bsc cert,Nysc cert & others will be easier to replace.
    *God pls don't take this comment serious*

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  78. the 5th , cos it's important I travel for greener pastures. I can always apply for the others. but visa na hard but to crack!

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  79. Land and house document o.y cos others can be easily gotten back even if its affidavit.
    I wilk then proceed to my Quran, then visa.

    I also chose my landed properties cos if it eats my visa and other certificates, I cld easily sell off the land to get another visa.
    Chikena

    On the other hand, I will pursue all of them at once sef.no time to delay in tryin to kill ine o.na to use long stick abi broom wey go extend reach where all of dem dey sotay dem go run off at once.

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  80. I am killing the FIFTH rat. The reason is because with the money I make from the project I get use to make new agreements for the land or better still get a statement of result from my University and the list goes on and on.
    N. B who say money no good whooze am slap.

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  81. 2nd and 1st (no replacement, especially nysc, just one yeye acknowledgement letter would be issued)

    4th
    3rd
    6th
    5th (if the contract is worth multi billion dollar, I must be worth waiting for. Dangote's DNA)

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    1. Spot on Prince. Love ur confidence mehn....
      La belle...

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  82. I will use the 4th rat to kill tbe 5th rat

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  83. Chioo see question. This woman no go kill person oo. Haahahaaaaaaa. Which to kill? *thinking* ok, I think I will kill the one eating my visa because all other certificates and documents even the bible can be replaced. I might even have photocopies or even the originals of all of them somewhere else that rats can not reach. Lol

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  84. Na d 5th rat o. Every other thing can be replaced when the multi billion project is completed. I have bible app in my fone so that's covered too lol

    ---Pesticide

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  85. Chioo see question. This woman no go kill person oo. Haahahaaaaaaa. Which to kill? *thinking* ok, I think I will kill the one eating my visa because all other certificates and documents even the bible can be replaced. I might even have photocopies or even the originals of all of them somewhere else that rats can not reach. Lol

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  86. Will kill the 5th rat abeg!
    Multi billion naira project?
    I go kill am sharply.
    Will get every oda documents later

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  87. The fifth rat. Every other document can be gotten from d school again either as a statement of result or you swear an affidavit. A bible can always be bought again. But a multi billion dollar project visa? Don't go there oh.
    You won't even need your certificate s in life again if u win the contract.

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  88. Ha ha ha ha ha ha I can always get a bible nah, I can still go and retrieve d certificates.. so I will kill d one eating d visa for d multi million project

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  89. no 4 cos its d most difficult to replace

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  90. Rat #6 being religious

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  91. Did you say multi billion dollar contract, biko I will sharply kill the 5th rat oh, with such money I can buy any property I want, I can file for missing document, swear affidavit to get new ones, after all my husband and i misplaced our marriage certificate and we got a new one, with such money I can buy a beautiful cute Bible.

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  92. 5th rat joorrrrr, will use that moni no buy the others

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  93. THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    LWKMD!!!
    Evil raaaatttttttzzzz,may i not see sux demonic rat oo...lolzzzzzzzzz
    Am so killing the one wx wanna eat up the billion dollar contract cos wen the deal clicks,ΐ can easily replace the other important documents...lolssss
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  94. THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    LWKMD!!!
    Evil raaaatttttttzzzz,may i not see sux demonic rat oo...lolzzzzzzzzz
    Am so killing the one wx wanna eat up the billion dollar contract cos wen the deal clicks,ΐ can easily replace the other important documents...lolssss
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  95. It is very obvious. D 5th one must die infact it must perish. Wit d multi billion dollar deal I can arrange for a new bible n collect a new marriage certificate. As for d bsc n youth cert wetin I wan use am do wet I Don make money

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  96. The 5th Rat, then followed immediately by the 6th rat.

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  97. I will kill d one eating my bible cos without God I won't be able to achieve all of d above bsides d rest are vanity

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  98. As for me, I will kill the fifth rat, shikina!

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  99. I swear would kill d rat eating my visa for d multi billion naira contract oh cn replace d rest

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  100. I will kill the 5th useless rat, my bible is on my fone so, I can still read it even after killing d 5th rat, all other documents I can get back, marriage certificate is not my husband..

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  101. I'll kill the 5th rat. But to have 6 rats eating important documents? That's spiritual matter cus na only holy ghost fire fit kill them all

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  102. The first rat eating my BSC certificate. Others can be re applied for and bible bought again, because my BSC certificate is the foundation, the others were built on.
    Nitty.

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  103. I will kill the fifth rat and feed it to my cat, and watch it live

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  104. stella, na the 5th one i go kill o. even the bible says money answers all things. with money i can buy the other things. hahhahahahahaha

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  105. Will kill the 5th Rat. The bible says money answereth all things

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  106. I'll just make a noise n all of them will run away. lepa shandy,ure hilarious. I love you # no homo

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  107. The 5th rat is DEAD.
    All other rats can escape but that 5th rat IS DEAD!

    STORIES @ ALIFEDIARY

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  108. THE 6th one as Galore said all other things should be added

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  109. I will kill the 5th rat, sine this will generate money to buy and replace the other certificates and documents that I have already achieved in the past. My bible is important but I can surely replace it, with a marriage certificate gone doesn't make me single or my BSC CERT GONE DOESNT MAKE ME AN ILLETRATE.

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