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Friday, June 19, 2015

Thank God It's Friday - In House News!

Thank God,it's Friday!

May God meet everyone at the point of their needs in Jesus mighty name.






HOT AMEBO

Morning Stella, I have one hot gist for you o. my DH happens to work in one of the oil servicing companies in Naija. And he gave me the latest nyansh opening gist from his place of work yesterday. The Company is owned by some Americans but the General manager(GM) is a Nigerian. It happens that the top managers has always suspected that the GM and some HR guys were involved in some shaddy deals but they couldn't get them fired because they couldn't get a good evidence to nail these bad guys because they are lawyers. Well what these guys did was to plant a hidden camera in the GM and HR office and my sister   weytin the camera expose  na something else o. According to DH , the Ogas has been sleeping with most of the women in the office especially married women. It happens that the women who were employed as single ladies in the company continued to sleep with the ogas even after getting married and having kids. DH said one of his friend's wife( his friend is also working in the company) was in the video and na she suffer pass because if you see the styles wey she dey give oga for office ehn' and mean while oga transfer husband go warri so that he will be knacking the wife free in lagos.well they have sacked the ogas but yet to decide what to do with the women.


LMAO....this should be an alert to those nacking in the office ooh.Big Brother might be watching!...lol


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RAMADAN WEDDING DECORATION PROMO/TRAINING

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·         Spandex Chair Covers and tiebacks
·         Centre Piece
·         Wall drapery/Swags
·         Lightning  
·         Exotic Backdrop Design
·         Couple Gazebo
·         Damask Table Cloth + runners
·         Beautiful/elegant couple seat
·         Creative Stage Setup
·         Aisle Rugs/creative walkway
·         Stage Rug
·         Cake table décor
·         High table decor
·         2 Car Decoration
·         Plus  5 USHERS to grace your event
Just for N100, 000 (Excluding transportation to your location)
 Attached are pictures of our past works (please ignore the pin on the orange and white decor, we misplaced it.
Terms and Conditions applied

2)    Ramadan Training Promo. Gee touch world is organizing one week training on Event Management /Decoration and planning.
Training fee: N5000

Free training for 1st 3 SDK members who contact us

(Training takes place in Lokoja Kogi State)
Quickly contact us for further info
Interested persons should contact BB. 2B8A07F6, Call.08065705147, whatsaap, 08140348128, email geetouchworld@mail.com




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Appreciation to BV Deborah Bala.
Good day stella.As I write this,I'm lost for words. During December giveaways,BV Deborah had a cake mixer to give away.I wrote to her asking for it but I was late because she had already given it out. She promised to do something about it when she can. Truthfully,I forgot about it.
 Yesterday,17th June,I got a message from her asking for my account no.I was blown away.After all these months,she still had it in mind that she promised a stranger (whom she owed nothing) help. Today 18th,she sent me 10k.Chai! Ma'am whoever u are,As long as God is on the Throne,U shall never lack;financially,emotionally,mentally,physically,spiritually and socially. Chineke gozie unu(God bless you guys).Yayyyy *dancing shoki* I bought the mixer!


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QUALITY SCHOOL UNIFORMS
It is the goal of every institution is to cut cost and maximize profit.

Stylux garments is here to help you achieve a part of that goal. We make and import all kinds of school uniforms, sportswear, blazers, ties, socks, cardigans, school bags, beret etc. Kindly contact us on 08173284371, 07031010608 we would see how we can fit into your budget, giving you value for your money.

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Vacancy At Laundry Firm
There is an opening for a professional laundry men(washer) and a professional ironer to work at a dry cleaning outlet located at SANGO OTA,Ogun state,interested persons with experience should contact this no 07082820070.thanks
Adorable

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EVENTERB's EVENT

We handle all events and seminars within Your budget from-
-cakes,
- drinks, 
-small chops,
- naming ceremonies,
-Dj for events 
-birthdays for the young and aged, 
-the sickest Bach eves,
- Amazing bridal shower,
- eat outs,
-official parties,
-cocktails and mocktails
- traditional wedding ceremonies
-office parties 
- dreamy weddings 
and any call us today and book Eventier

FREE ICE CREAM serving for first 20events

We are located at
-Grace anjous off Adebayo Dorherty off Admiralty Lekki1 Lagos.
- call Ms.B -08105463377 
-BBM 569234DA
-email boluoguntayo@gmail.com

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Enquiry for a Room to Rent in Marina Lagos
Good day BV's, I hope you are all doing great. Please I am in need of a room in the Marina, Lagos area between July - September ( will specify during negotiation). Alternatively, if there is a Single Lady/Family living within this area and would not mind renting a room to me. I am a responsible person and I do not intend on being fraudulent. You will be presented with a background check upon negotiation. Please Contact: uche.odukwe@yahoo.com. Warm Regards to everyone.
Kind Regards Stella,
Uche O xx


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RAMADAN SOS

Special greetings to you Mrs. Stella Dimoko Korkus and blog visitors, I stay in Kaduna my husband has been sick for a while now with kidney
disease we don’t have any income I am the one doing everything for my
kids, sometimes we eat , while some times we don’t the kids are
already used to hunger, Right now we are in Ramadan period with nothing
to eat or drink, Please blog visitors kindly assist me with anything you
have. I don’t have any email, I am sending this through a café but you
can kindly reach me on my phone number 08036262549. Thank you so much.


hunger is the worst thing that can happen to anyone.

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MEMO FROM DAVID BALLER

Good day Stella. Trust you, hubby and your kids are alright. I wanted posting as a comment but no matter how hard I try, I can't place comments on posts unless I do so through my laptop, which I'm not often with.

You blogged about Ben Bruce donating his Wardrobe allowance to Osun state. You also probably went on twitter to see some people saying to him "Wetin sef! Your own don too much. Carry your over-sabi niceness comot for here jor" but these are the same people who scream they want good leaders!

Truth is this, a greater percentage of people who live through life do not know what they want. They think they want A when they have B but when they get A, they criticize it and say its B desire. You cannot please everyone. People would always have a say, people would always want where to channel their anger and we all would be more at peace if we come to the realization that people would always be people; mysterious and indecisive.

When it comes to competition, I've learned through my 21 years in life that you target your opponent's "IT FACTOR" for which you cannot possibly join him/her in doing for fear of criticism relating to plagiarism hence you attack him and give him reasons to drop the idea. If I run a blog, I definitely can't introduce IHN to it cos I'll be fired by people for copying. What do I do then? I go under anonymous and attack that idea till you get fed up and drop it. I've been a BV for over 2 years and I can analyze that interaction and participation increased by at least 15% because of IHN.

Please do not take away IHN. IHN, chronicles of BV Narrative, Doctors IH section are all that gives us the family feel. That's the only place we BVs who aren't celebrities have got on your blog, please don't take it away from us.


David Ballerrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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VACANCIES

Wrothams Windsor is a boutique property
investment consultancy, predominantly focused on sales, lettings and international property investments.
Our core business is twofold:
To provide an integrated acquisition and investment service for private clients and funds looking to invest in London’s most coveted real estate, and to manage international sales and marketing campaigns for developers, stock-holding funds and private portfolios.

Vacancy 1: Sales Executive at Wrothams Windsor
Job Title
Sales Executive
Location
Lagos and Abuja
Job Description

· Plan, organize, and execute marketing and sales
programs
· Devise strategies and techniques necessary for
achieving the sales targets
· Manage self and team sales planning to foster
sales and attain financial results.
· Generate leads and drive sales
· Work on client’s investment needs and problems
and delegate tasks daily.
· Maintain excellent customer service and clients
retention at the Branch
· Develop and handle client meetings to review
current accounts and close sales with licensed
bankers.
· Maintain relationships and develop referrals from
current client base post-appointment.
· Draft internal reports for tracking sales.
· Foster team communication to ensure
investment related accountability completion
daily.
Requirements
Minimum of a degree in any related discipline
At least 1 – 2years experience
Excellent communication and interpersonal skills
Self motivated and result driven.

Vacancy 2: Head Of Sales at Wrothams Windsor
Company
Wrothams Windsor is a boutique property
investment consultancy, predominantly focused
on sales, lettings and international property
investments. Our core business is twofold: To
provide an integrated acquisition and investment
service for private clients and funds looking to
invest in London’s most coveted real estate, and
to manage international sales and marketing
campaigns for developers, stock-holding funds
and private portfolios.
Job Title
Head of Sales
Location
Lagos
Job Description
Actively contribute to the conceptualization of
marketing strategies to ensure that sales targets
are met and exceeded.
Actively source for new clients.
Develop innovative and effective training and staff
development programs for sales force.
Supervising and monitoring activities of branch
sales team.
Coordinating all administrative sales activities on
a day to day basis
Provide correspondence document to
communicate the company’s position on any
transaction concerning new and existing clients.
Participate in researching and providing market
intelligence reports regularly or as necessary.
Contribute in developing and advising on
marketing communication materials to promote
the company as a brand, its products and
services.
Requirements
· Minimum of a degree in any related discipline
· AT least 5-7 strong marketing and sales
experience
· Excellent communication and interpersonal skills
· Self Motivated and result driven
· Excellent team player
Application Deadline
· 22/06/2015
How to Apply
· Interested candidates should send their resumes
to hr@wrothamswindsor.com latest by 10:00AM


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WEDDING GOWN FOR SALE

Please I want to sell this wedding gown, don't know if any BV
might be interested or an intending groom that wants it for his bride
to be. Its a customized milled mermaid dress and will fit a size
10-12, will be giving the bouquet free(if its d bride's colour theme
for the day) + the veil too. Its going for 40k, but still
negotiable.Attached are th pictures... I can be reached through
whatapp:07011339122. Thank you.



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I GOT THE JOB BUT.....

Stella,God bless all that concerns you,may you not lack all the good things of life..I can't just thank you enough,God bless you.
I got a job via this blog and the pay is really attractive,am to resume on Monday but I don't have any money to transport myself to Ojota everyday and I need something I can wear to work.I Am on my kneels to all kind hearted BVS,please help me...I can be contacted on this number 07057043961.Thank you Stella


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BEADS AND MAKE UP TRAINING WANTED

Please I need an bv in Benin that can help me with free bead and make up training.
My job with Edo ICTA isn't safe as the governor just laid away Edo RRA
I will appreciate any BV that can help me,I can be reached via Whatsapp 08035514656
God bless you amen

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CATERING SERVICE IN DALLAS AREA (USA)
Do you live in Dallas area (USA) and you are too busy with your schedule or you just want to have a taste of exquisite classic African meal delivered to your doorstep or pickup..Do you need to entertain your guest ? Yes ! 
Adedams catering is here for you. We specialize in outside catering ..wedding reception catering and Parties ..you can even pick up lunch or dinner ...
Contact us @ 347-596-5701
682-554-9921 or email us @ Adedamskitchen@yahoo.com ...

Mention Stella's blog and you get a discount .A taste will definitely  convince you !!! Thank you and God bless ...

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IN NEED OF A CAR

 i'm in need a car in good working condition.  I am particular about good engine and neat body. I have 500k which my hubby gave to me hoping to save up more to add for me, but you know how finances are in a home with responsibilities,  the money never increased. 

I don't want to disturb him (hubs) he's been a wonderful man. I know how he has tried to save up this much. Im not looking for a luxury car,  just a car to move around in to do my business. So please good people i have 500k for a good car. I need that car in your compound that you hiss on before you go and enter the range rover sport or the one u say "abeg abeg commot for road" and then enter your venza or Bently.  Please oh i'm referring to those that have 3-10 cars oh!. 
God bless that person with a good  heart.
Please the no.  To call is 08035737621 or email: freshcutemum@gmail.com
N.b Please if the car u want to sell was produced in the days of father Abraham please don't call me.


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BURBERRY WATCH FOR SALE

Hi Stella and fellow die hard blog visitors. Below is a silver Burberry watch(chronographic). It goes at a giveaway prize of 20k. It can go as a mouth watering birthday gift. Interested Blog visitors can contact me on 08174776926.  



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USED CAR NEEDED

Good day Stella,
   Well done. I am writing on behalf of my husband who happens to be a pastor. A program was held in our honour and we were able to gather some funds.For easy mobility with the kids, we decided to get a car. We need a good Nigerian used car within the range of 280k and 300k preferably from an individual or family who needs to sell their car. We reside around port harcourt axis. If there is any good one within Lagos and its environs, we could arrange for a pick up too. We can be reached on 08168892104. Thank you.

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SNAKE BROUHAHA

I dey hail my hero stella hope YOur bam well anyway this gist just happen today and i wan share am ok it goes like this for my villa Anambra state i dey hear say we no dey kill snake i don dey hear am since but as we no dey stay for Villa i never see am before so as my popsi dey sick for years we no come get enough money to take care of him for town and his bills too so we relocate go villa oh .

So yesterday i just dey play with my little son inside house  before he go outside go dey play so i no come hear any sound again i rush go outside to check him come see big snake way my son dey touch hand i wan shout but i say if i shout it might bite him or chase me i just pin i wan faint faint no come my son just dey play with am and i hate snake more than anything for this world na there i pin like someone dey just pause thank God my mama go market dey come back with one village woman as my mama see am she shout faint oh na the woman come dey beg the snake dey tell am many thing until the thing leave our compound.
I just rush carry my son enter inside lock door i no even remember my mama again na the woman come dey pour my mama water dey tell me say make i open door say e no go do me anything fear no gree me go outside up till na ...


I no too read this story well,I hate snake stories.
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URGENT STAFF NEEDED

Good Evening Stella

Please kindly assist to post this job vacancy on your site.
We are in need of highly qualified personnel for immediate employment.

Trovite Ambassadors Africa is a modelling and TV reality show event
where young aspiring and existing models are trained and developed to become ambassadors for all our brands.

For project projection, expansion and brand consolidation,
we urgently require the services of the following;

Supervisors
Brand Communicators
Team Leaders

All qualified candidates must possess minimum of ND and Bsc in any field.

They are to send their CVs and Application letters to

troviteambassadorsafrica@gmail.com

Selected candidates will be shortlisted for Aptitude Test, Interviews and Training.

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CAKE GIVE AWAY

Good Day stella, 

I said a special prayer of favour before sending this. 
I want to give this cake away to one lucky BV and also to advertise my cake business. If you stay in ABAKALIKI this is for you.
I bake very very tasty cakes(I mean it when I say tasty),chin chin, meat pie etc. 
Whatever you are celebrating I got it covered.
Also I will bake a free birthday cake for any BV that's celebrating next month. This blog has helped me a lot so this is my way if giving back.
You can contact me on chiomasweets@gmail.com.  

Thanks Stella Dear.


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BURBERRY HANDBAG FOR SALE AT 45K
Please I have a nude Burberry bag for sale. It has only been carried once and is in mint condition .attached are some pictures. Interested bvs should please call 08025560884.or send an email to deronkie@gmail.com.
Thank you.



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ELECTRICAL SERVICES JUST FOR YOU

Hi Stella
For blog Visitors who are building houses or about to start, and needs an experienced and reliable Electrician to handle the house wiring.
call 08036094164, 08053015840 or trimatrixtech@gmail.com
I am based in Warri Delta state, but can travel to anywhere to work and deliver every project on time. You can also call if you need cost estimates or bill of quantity for your electrical works.


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Small Chops And Cocktail drinks
 I make small chops and Mocktail/cocktail drinks. Corndogs are also available especially people who would love to try something new at their event. Anyone interested can contact me: BlackBerry Pin: 2BB62C49 
Phone no: 08155676115,08033001429
Email:kanekemi@gmail.com‎.
 ‎BVs  can try it out to make the business grow. I reside in Lagos, Ikorodu area to be precise. 
 God bless SDK,God bless BVs.


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ERRAND GIRL AT YOUR SERVICE

Please, if you need a One-time assistance or have errands to run such as;
- General household chores.
- Grocery shopping
- New parent help (nursing mothers)
- Non-medical care at home (for the elderly)
- Pick up and drop-off services (e.g dry cleanings)
- Gifts delivery
- Assist during events
- Packing & unpacking
- e.t.C
Kindly contact me and I'll respond sharply. I'M YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!
This especially goes for those who live in Lagos and on the Island (IKOYI, LEKKI, VICTORIA ISLAND, AJAH) for now (will expand as time goes on).
WORKING DAYS: WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS
Tel: 08177196054, 07038803727
Email: sendme.errands@gmail.com


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2004 NISSAN MURANO FOR SALE

2004 NISSAN MURANO AWD. LEATHER INTERIOR, FACTORY FITTED AC.
CONTACT PHONE NO: 0809 057 8822.
ASKING PRICE - 1MILLION





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SCRAPPING IN HOUSE NEWS
Yesterday i wrote that i would scrap it cos of some ingrates but my post was actually sarcastic and a joke that most of you missed.I wanted to know your mindset and i got it!...I AM DEFINITELY ON THE RIGHT TRACK!
Them never born the person when go frustrate me into that kind of decision.Thanks to the almost 200 mails i got asking me not to delete,i saw all the titles but could not read all cos its time consuming.Please forgive me if i didnt reply you.
Thanks to everyone who gave a good word...

To the anonymous hate comments that went into my soup pot.All i have to say to you if you posted it
is THANK YOU!







Signing out with glee..

SKORK
Blognalist and proud proud proud proud social entrepreneur





197 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. In house newsssssssssss!
      Guess what stella was trying to say yesterday is dat today will be d last ihn for this week.


      ******LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*****

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    2. Too busy but i will be right back

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    3. Ihn is synonymous to OLX.....sell it!
      Boring post!

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    4. Amie delia,please fear God!
      Lmao.

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    5. Hahahaha that snake story, got me rolling, you took your child and 4got ur mom, if na me I go whine ur ear when I recover. Well you are lucky it is not those poisonous snakes, must have been an 'Eke ulo' which is harmless and have gotten used to being around people, because of the believe.

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    6. To the snake story poster, are u referring to snake or python? Cos what I know some villages don't kill in Anambra is python and not snake. Though me I kill which eva one I see. Afukwana akuko!

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    7. Hi stella, sent u mail like 3times now. Pls check ur spam. There's an attachment. Its for ihn news. It can also be put as a stand alone post. Its a short story. I av more to send it.tanx........suspensebasket

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    8. Hehehehehwe.
      About the deletion of the IHN,my comment was
      TRY AM NA!!!!

      I know you were joking sha

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    9. That watch us 11k my dear and the case is 500 what are u saying 20k for ole buruku that fake watch.

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    10. 11k ke? German Juice dem cheat u.

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    11. Why do some people have a problem with punctuation marks? They just do a run on and expect u to read using ur discretion? Na wa oh.

      That "Burberry" bag though.

      IHN debate didn't get at me. I knew there was no way u would stop it. By now I'm used to Stella and her crying "wolf".

      **my eyes all the time** RME

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    12. Hmmmmmmm

      @OBSERVER

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  2. See you all on monday...
    Enjoy ur weekend.

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    1. Yaaaaaaaay thank u Stella for not scrapping IHN... I felt so bad yesterday Bcos at one point,I've called an IHN post dry. Abeg no vex nne... I've realised it can't be a certain way everyday. Anyhow e be, wé go take am... Tnks mama..

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    2. Yaaaaaaaay thank u Stella for not scrapping IHN... I felt so bad yesterday Bcos at one point,I've called an IHN post dry. Abeg no vex nne... I've realised it can't be a certain way everyday. Anyhow e be, wé go take am... Tnks mama..

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    3. You want to look pretty for that wedding, child dedication, party (owambe) abbiezmakeova is here to glam you up. Call on 08058680743 whatsapp 08034693378.

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    4. Is this not the same ama Williams from wc? After you have runned your mouth finish there and ran away from the blog, you dare come here to cuss our stellustica? Rubbish.
      And thank you Deborah Bala of wc, I don't know you visit the best blog in blogosphere.

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  3. Why is ihn late??? Hian!
    (blognalist S'kork be pushing our buttons. I see...)

    Anywaz, My schedule is so tight this period but I just had to run in here as I hear say..dem say...stella say...today na last ihn. Hehhehe. Naim I say make I run come register my comment for the "last ihn" make e follow enter guiness book of record. Kikikikikiki (if I hear? )

    Bia stella! If I hear say ihn end today make I naked baff.
    Try am naa. Try am! *rme*

    So because some people de talk rubbish, you sef listen, you come wan throway one of the unique contents of your blog okwaya?
    Na only u say in ihn, anything goes..drama, love, pain, testimony, help, reachout, open doors, closed doors etc..

    U wan come lock the 'door' throway key because...???

    My friend, kpa cha lu kwa anya gi o!

    Make I come here by 1pm on Monday no see ihn first, u will see me in Germany. Thank God my visa haff being renewed.

    Ehen! I hear say the one and only Amosu 1 of sdkb is back! Correct!!!
    To even tell u welcome de hard me small cos person tell u welcome now, next thing u don disappear again, attending board meetings where u manicure your nails as shareholders discuss...kikikikikikiki

    Awesome me- love u right back.

    Nwuye G, we never finish our talk oh!

    Jbaby, you are one helluva matured babe. Sloppy never ending kisses to you now and always.

    Kehinde Ake- no comment.

    My blog children (pookie, cynthia and CC- chop kiss.) our Christmas should be grand, God's willing. Keep fingers crossed.

    Iphie dearie! Congrats to you and the new 'soulja' you birthed. Wet kiss on his forehead. God's abundant blessings on him. He will be great!

    The rest of the gang- I see ya. I will be coming back on Monday to call register. Stella!!! Ihn Monday is roll call day o!. Behave.

    Ngwanu...back to serious business! I Gats make money

    Bye guys! (for now though..)

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    1. I see u momma...
      Fingers crossed ma'am! *dancing*
      Regards to you and yours!

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    2. Bloggie kisses oh no mind Stella, she wants give us day time BP. If she tries it we wud fire her and hire another blonalist #tongueoutstella#.

      Bloggie your children don plenty oh, make all of them ready to collect Christmas money and cloth from u. U wud always represent. Trust u

      Stay blessed

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    3. chaiiii..u too talk.

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    4. Lolz u dey kit up baff b4

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    5. It's obvious u typed this before IHN landed and u didn't bother 2 read stella's comments before posting. ITK

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    6. Hahahhaahhahaha
      U and i shouldnt Be in d same house
      D house go just catch Fire wit plenty craze

      Was doing d dishes just à while ago and tot of u and our hilarious gist na so I just dey smile muumishly
      Den Bégin laugh like someone "collecting something" hahahhahahahahaha

      Tot of u:
      Goldscent D,
      Newbie,
      Nnukwu Nwanyi,
      Qutie
      Don D
      Congolese,
      Adaorah and Lovelace....
      Warm hugs and lots of love....

      #KeylessIgnitionActivated
      #FabMom




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    7. Blog lord u are funny

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    8. Ghen ghen! Fingers crossed *

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    9. Bloggie when you recruit Pookie??
      Issorai...
      Make I go find my Blogmum.
      Chizoba do you mind??
      Buhahahahhahaha

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    10. jbaby na only 3 children I born for ds blog oh!
      I don born finish. No room for adoption sef.
      Kikikikiiii

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    1. That snake thing...soooo true.....if u see whr dem go dey bey d snake sef (python) make e comot.....if e no move, dem go threaten am *eke ndi uka n'abia".."Python, church people are coming"...and it will leave....it can stay in ur house for days without disturbing u....una go be co-tenants sef.....if e block ur road, u use stick push am go one side or jump am pass and notin go happen......but if u kill am....u bury am like u bury human being....na wa...i dont care..snake na snake...weda e fine or e no fine....i run like usain bolt....*den from far admire am if na big one*......or if una don kill am

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    2. That snake thing...soooo true.....if u see whr dem go dey bey d snake sef (python) make e comot.....if e no move, dem go threaten am *eke ndi uka n'abia".."Python, church people are coming"...and it will leave....it can stay in ur house for days without disturbing u....una go be co-tenants sef.....if e block ur road, u use stick push am go one side or jump am pass and notin go happen......but if u kill am....u bury am like u bury human being....na wa...i dont care..snake na snake...weda e fine or e no fine....i run like usain bolt....*den from far admire am if na big one*......or if una don kill am

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    3. yes snakes dn't hurt in abambra

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  5. Chai no shoki at all, see as i dey reload since

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    1. B4 haters can spoil inhouse news,,,dem go first get boil for inside their anus......and De Dreamz go relocate to saturn

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    2. Sdk and wash. Kikikikiki.
      I knew that your post was just a joke.
      Who no like IHN make dem jump inside third mainland bridge water.

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  6. Oooooooh!see as I rush here cos of airtime,meehn!im sooooo rich.

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    1. Amen to Your prayers.

      Lol the office amebo gist really got me laughing Lol.
      Good afternoon everyone.
      Please where is MOI? anybody has her contact?.

      Your comment will be visible after approval

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    2. see ur life.

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    3. Useless married women! Everyday we cuss men for cheating, but women are the same. Married men cheating with married women! What a great combo! Don't tell her husband because he is no saint either! Gbenshing waffi babes well!

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  7. In house newsssssssssss!
    Guess what stella was trying to say yesterday is dat today will be d last ihn for this week.


    ********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******

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    1. You don't read, you jst rush to write rubbish all the time... If u read thru u'd knw she ws being sarcastic & it ws a joke, forget the word "sarcastic" don't hurt ur brain... Na play she been de play.

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    2. lmfbo @anon 14:21 you mean oo

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    3. Na only.."Jesus fix it" she sabi

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  8. Ok first to comment. I thought i could win recharge card today. Eddy Thomaswills.

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  9. Stella abeg no scrap inh mbok

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    1. Stella didn't even say she was scraping it yesterday and she has repeated it again madam. That burberry bag 45k? Hmm doesn't look good o but what do I know. The Murano jeep is entering my eyes someone should buy and dash me.

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    2. That car is very clean, hope the inside is as clean.. and I'm sure the seller will collect lower than 1m if negotiation enter well. Wouldn't mind it though. Hmmmm

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  10. All these peeps selling wedding gowns, I remember back in the days our mothers kept their wedding gowns for their daughters..... Times hv really changed...

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    1. @white prints, our taste in fashion won't be same with d next generation so no need keeping what u know may not be needed. I sha still wonder why people buy wedding gown tho...

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    2. How many pikins wear their mama wedding gown?..it goes out of fashion biko....that china poplin abi na puplin material with the loooooonnnngggg train wey dem dey spread flower on top..lol....dont get me started with the "one yard material" for the hand.....u fit use am sew dress for ur two years old baby girl......maybe future generation go wear biodegradable material..or "smart material".....let us sell our gowns b4 it realllyyy depreciates biko

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    3. How many pikins wear their mama wedding gown?..it goes out of fashion biko....that china poplin abi na puplin material with the loooooonnnngggg train wey dem dey spread flower on top..lol....dont get me started with the "one yard material" for the hand.....u fit use am sew dress for ur two years old baby girl......maybe future generation go wear biodegradable material..or "smart material".....let us sell our gowns b4 it realllyyy depreciates biko

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    4. I am tired of telling people to stop spending money on expensive gowns. I won't buy your wedding gown that you have worn for your big day. Cut your coat according to your size. Everyday someone is selling wedding gown here. Na una sabi jare

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    5. Funny enough, I had this idea (maybe someone told me) that wedding gowns were used to bury the owner when she eventually grows old and dies..as a younger kid this was my understanding. And there was this sacred thing attached to wedding gowns. I don't know what has really changed.

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    6. Ah Sisi,no be only u oo...
      That was wot i grew up thinking o
      Den i came here and started seeing peeps selling deirs...

      I Asked around and OH God d kind laugh i receive dAt day eh...
      Omo,sharply,i disposed of mine too hahahhaha

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  11. Dimokokorsus I love your big heart but this your free advert for segga thickener is all shades of wrong. The company advertised aggressively on linda's blog and they paid for it.

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    1. Abi o! Dem just dey cheat stella. Na dem luck shaa.

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    2. All of them no be advertisement? Whether sdk oooooo or lib,, all na to improve and market there product!! Shikena!!!

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    3. was surprised to see their ad here too.

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    4. Some people aggressively seek for more wealth despite having millions, while some are very contented even when they have just a dollar. Its all about personality and choice dear. Stella and Linda re two different ppl

      Loving IHN. Stella, you must know that your blogging style is unique and relates more to people's everyday lives. IHN, chronicles and Doctors IH differentiates your brand from others. Variety is the spice of life so just keep being you

      I wonder why someone with 500k cannot find a good car to buy offline. It sounds really fishy to me...but if you're real, pls pardon me ooo. My middle name nah doubting Thomas

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  12. In house news on a Friday!!!!
    Sex in the office OMG!!! Busted
    Do have a lovely weekend BV's

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    1. Pls who can deliver bushmeat ..? The thing jus dey hungry me anyhow

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    2. Lola,m going to Udi....
      where dey have d Tastiest Bush Meat to be washed down wit Palmi....

      Send me ur postal Addy...Lol

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  13. Yels ke...Go SDK!!!!!!Nothing can stop her u Motherfuckerssssssssssssssssssssss

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  14. all them ingrates get a life







    #GODWIN™

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  15. Thank goodness in house news has come to stay, I want drama, where is Jayem.

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  16. HI guys...pls I want to ask u ladies a question..do u have hair in ur butt hole I.e asshole...I have lots of hair there and I feel its odd!! I ofcourse cannot confide in anyone close to me, so they wont laugh at me and spread d gist..so am throwing it to u guys. It really makes me nervous when am with my bf..I don't want him to notice it..lol! Does any other lady have this problem??if u do,pls profer solutions to me bcos its quite impossible to shave there and I don't think its right to apply shaving cream dere! Pls help me sharp sharp...I dont like it at all

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    1. Lmao! The place dey get small hair naa. By the way, wetin ur bf dey find there unless say una dey do anal.

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    2. I love seeing that in a woman wen she gives me doggy

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    3. Fix weave on there lol or use shaving stick

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    4. I have o.plenty.i use shaving cream once in 2months..its harmless to use shaving cream for me though.cleans rite up.

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    5. See ur name sef... local igbo monkey. Ada riches indeed. I can imagine ur thick igbo accent sef. Anyway, to answer ur very foolish question, yes I'm sure everyone (guys and babes) have hair in their butt holes. It's normal. U r probably hairy like chizoba ( her chest hair na die) and most nna mehn girls. U can buy a sensitive shaving cream and use . Hope u dey wash yansh well make shit no go hook there ooo

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    6. It's not a big deal and not difficult to shave too. Help my spouse shave it.

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    7. Sit on ur toilet seat lik u want to pee n shave in dat position, its reli easy, use shaving stick

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    8. Lmao Anon 15:12
      Which one is 'nna mehn girls'

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    9. @ anon 14:08 Yes most homosapiens do have a few random strands, however you said ' lots of hair' which leads me to ask, how much is lots?

      8inches? 10inches? 300gramms? full head? I doubt it will be a health hazard though visually a nightmare.

      Perhaps Google will have more information on this? In the meantime, I suggest you keep this hairy orifice and indeed any other of yours firmly shut against your bf and any other onlooker.

      AyeshA

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    10. Use electric hair trimmer, it shaves gently and will give you no rashes. Try the babyliss or Philips, you can get one for £10 or 15 pounds in Argos if you you live in the UK.

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  17. God bless the givers and receivers, lovely wedding gown *side eyes* no airtime today? Sad much. Stella just wan give us hypertension, we love you babe

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  18. Yipeeee IHN news is so staying, haters ho hug the nearest transformer, Stella don't scare us like that again, I always looked up to this post. U rock plenty homo

    @ amebo number don't mind some married women they won't respect their marriage. I pray her husband sees that video, she is a disgrace. Mitcheew

    I so hate snakes too, I thought those stories about some village that don't kill snakes was a joke oh, so it actually happens. Thank God ur son is fine, y u come forget u mama for outside na? Lol

    Kemie hope ur fine? Haven't heard or read about u for months.

    Signing in
    Jbaby

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  19. Cute wedding dress. I don't advocate for the senseless killing of animals BUT if there is a snake in my house or compound, I'm killing it. There is a difference between sentiments and sense pls.

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  20. anon 4;02,you rush in for recharge card, and you rush out with bashing!shit happens!

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  21. Phew!!
    This is good..

    Shame on those who keep cussing out em jay for her comments and phrases.
    She is who she is,she says what suits her,I don't see why anyone should have a problem with her style of commenting..
    Too many 'I too know' on this blog, always looking for loopholes in people's comments,always on the lookout for grammatical errors,wanting to know those that dotted their I's and crossed their t's..
    Let me ask,must everyone be intelligent?
    Does being intelligent defines success?
    To you all that taunt people for having low IQ's and all that,do you know that there are people living with dyslexia?
    For all you know,em jay could be real smart,but you guys only judge her by her favorite sayings..
    Grow a pair guys,and learn to leave well enough alone!!

    And no I don't know em jay,and yes,I hate cyber bulling..thank you.

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    1. Defender of the universe! U r right though...

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    2. Em jay face be like person wey perceive mess.

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    3. Miss North please always leave a space after a comma. It's not agege bread, space yapa!

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    4. You missed the Y in BULLYING. Haha.

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    5. North dearie,E-hugs,and lorlor u too surger,saw ur comment yesterday,Anno repeat,and allow Jesus fix u,before u die of hate,its kills!

      ******LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS******

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  22. Even though I dont comment often, I dont miss visiting your blog EVERYDAY & Thank God u ddnt listen to d haters....IHN is one of the best things u av brought our way. God bless you Stella.

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  23. Ihn wil b back on monday,,Stella take note,,dont disappoint ussssssss..Happy weekend house....Signingggg outtttt

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  24. Stella u r an angel.i mailed u and guess what? Stella actually replied me.waoh Waoh waoh.u r indeed an angel,stella u will know no sorrow,even till ur hundredth generation, the good uve done will always speak for u.love u gan

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    1. Lol..are u suprised?? That's stella for u
      ....she's personal with her readers, that's y she is loved....

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    2. And then disappoint u!

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    3. I really love her for that. Can't wait to meet her in person

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  25. THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    IHN is here again!!
    Lasgidi parri loading!!!
    We gonna rock like never before,,,
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  26. THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    IHN is here again!!
    Lasgidi parri loading!!!
    We gonna rock like never before,,,
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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    1. I'm beyond embarrassed for u!! Kilode?

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  27. Ihn the baddest, thank God u re not scrapping it Stella

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  28. God bless the givers. IHN always loaded

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  29. thank you for keeping the fire of IHN burning, those haters are just enemy of progress( Ndi Ara mstheeew)

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  30. I heard sm thing like that b4,I mean d snake story..I hate snakes but I can kill dem anyhw xcept 4 one one witch landlady of ours few years ago sent to com bite my bro but God catch d woman.

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  31. Stella the 'stunt' woman. I knew you were only trying to get our opinion about IHN and never meant to stop it that was why I didn't say anything. Just like what 'Lola Rachael' said yesterday. You're really trying and God bless your kind heart and gestures always. Remember say na JESUS you dey do all the help for cos He said whatever you do to the least of your brothers, you have done it to me. Well done ma'am.
    That snake gist really got me scared. Please always look out for your son since such snakes roam around in your village. Thank God the boy is alright.

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    1. d cunninlingus ba? u try.

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    2. Biko fill me in, spill Mk I go cook too, don't be stingy oh, Irene b help a sister.

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    3. Biko fill me in, spill Mk I go cook too, don't be stingy oh, Irene b help a sister.

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    4. Hahahahahhahahaha

      Jbaby onye nni....LMAO

      No be Proper food Nora dey talk about o
      hahahahhaahhahahaa
      Na "the Other food" o
      Dat food for married people only LMAO

      Chai....una no go kill me for dis blog

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  33. Some blog visitors can yab for life. You don't even know why some people visit this blog. Some people come here to forget their sorrows and enjoy few moments of happiness.

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  34. Stellalicious Stellz.omo Dimoko.okor Korkus.i think say u no get mind again na.for few negative talk to get to you that way.hohoh.hihihi.huhuhu.hehehe.hahahaha......dontworry, few of us knew u wanted our opinion.

    EEhen.i directed someone to a job vacancy here about dpentrepreneurs@gmail.com.did any1 here went for the slated interview today cos the jist I hrd abt the establishment ehn........

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    1. Abeg give jist. You just might be saving a soul. Dpenentrepreneurs you said?

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  35. Good to hear stella dat IHN stays wot would d blog be without IHN?I wonder cos dats d only part I read.God bless SDK bloG.and all BV,s

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  36. Bloggy, sending the kisses back to you...funny woman.

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  37. Hahahaha..na only the HOT AMEBO I see ooo..Married women collection kondo in d office...like seriously..married women do pass single ladies dis days o

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  38. Thank God you changed your mind about ihn. Don't mind people who can't think of anything new to bring to their selfish lives.

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  39. You go David baller, preach it bro. Nothing can change the vibe of in house news and nothing can bring this blog down. It is settled in heaven. God bless you continually Stella

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  40. I just dey feel you everyday, Miss Kork! Well done!!!

    *Nonny*

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  41. Stella of life ,david baller you made me more proud .stella wan give me bp chukwu ajuu,i love in house news like i love kaikai,long IHN

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  42. Mrs Kork o, I can't shout!

    *Nonny*

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  43. Dat snake thingy, creepy!!!!! Aunty Stells abeg leave our Ihn ooooo, cos d way I roll my eyes each time I try 2 load a card n it says it's been used already!! Am still hopin ooooo

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  44. B like say I go start errand job for ph oooh I am so so tired of staying at home abeg.abeg my ph pple una dey in for d errand thingy?

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    1. Come out from anonymous mode and we can talk..u wan start something,you dey go anonymous..na anonymous people go patronise you..or maybe ghosts..I'm based in PH and I can assure that it will work..

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  45. Mrs Korks u rock,i wish am like u but with time and God's plan for ones life i shall get there,my son's birthday come june 29 he has been pestering me but he knows nothing as a single mother running up n down to make ends meet,anyone that can dash my son cake ooo,i dey beg ni,i reside Adalemo Area. Thanks and God Bless

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    1. Pls stop dis beggimg biko, thk God for his life n buy him cake another tym, na by force to chop cake

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    2. How do we reach u?drop ur number in the comments section

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  46. Pls when can I start doing my normal house work after a c section? Cos pple around me are really scaring me dat I am nt suppose to do anytin.Any experience BV shld pls assist.

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    1. Don't mind them dear ...I started right from the third day I had my baby ...bath him and do some light house chore ..and you won't believe in my baby's naming ceremony I was the one that cooked most of the party food ! Because I live in a country where you get no help ..u will be fine jare

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    2. What exactly do you want to do?

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  47. All these people looking for used cars, I hv one like that o

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  48. The wedding gown is beautiful and cheap. Na today married men nd women dey gbensh? IHN always so sweet and loaded

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  49. The snake brouhaha,is called EKE in myplace.will dont kill it 2.thankGod for d life of d innocent boy.his heart is pure.

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  50. @young forever i dont think anybody WENTED for the interview.

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    1. Buhahahhahahahahaha!
      Stella u wicked ooooo...lol!
      Had to go bk and read young forever's gbagaun...chai! My dear u no fit pass exam with the way u write o!
      Smh!

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    2. Hian....wented keh???aunty stella!!!

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    3. Hehehehe....I was almost commenting on dz and changed my mind all 4 me 2 c Stellakork's comment....lols

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    4. Lmao. ..I didn't wented too but I might gone again!

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    5. Omg
      Stella you mean you go through all the comments on your blog..
      thats a full time job
      Wow.kudos to u my darling

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    6. What is wrong with the statement.the only thing that needs correction is the 'okor' instead of 'iyawo'.do you guys need glasses or you are fasting.some people just want to belong. English teachers, please step in or I need glasses too

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  51. Chaii... I school in abakaliki.. wish I can get hold of that cake but got nothing tangible to do with it for now so I will leave it for any bv dats in need of it.. tnx namesake for ur kind gesture nd I pray Oluwa bless your hustle!!! Cheers

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  52. Am seriously pained nd can't hide it.Wish I could hate on u right now Stella but I just cnt bring myself todo that cos I love u too much.U declined the only request hv ever asked of u even after following u for almost 3years now saying"i have enough blog visitors to help..." does dt mean 3years of visitn n introducing friends to this blog didn't qualify me to be a BV?am so ashamed I had to beg for help on a social platform,i regret wasting my time sendn u dt mesg after assuring my friend of SDK help.Alas! God never fails,only humans does.Wil keep praying 4my friend as Shez in labour right now.U cn decide not to post,lala nla nlala...na ur way Stellistic stella.

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    1. Get an ID and become a sdk blog visitor .
      You think say if na me write that ur mail Stella no go help ?

      You sef reason am .. How she wan judge whether Na lie or Na true ...talk less of judging ur character as a person ...quit the anonymous mode Biko

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    2. Is it by force to help? Peeps just think people don't have their own problems? Stellustica have her own financial worries, or you think there is a tree or well or a leprechaun that gives her gold ? Your friend is in labor? Sorry to hear that, she does not have family? Or the man that pregnanted her don't have family? Stop feeling entitled! Many have been with this blog when she newly started before getting another URL. If this blog does not exist, won't you find solution to your problem? Do you know how many people and how much she helps and gives out everyday? She is human like you!

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    3. There are just some comments that get me thinking. Human beings are truly insatiable. I read up there of a lady who got a job tru here, now she came back again to ask for transport money to go to the said job. Plus she's begging for what to wear... then the next thing she would ask for is money for lunch.

      Pls explain to me, she graduated from being jobless to having a job with "attractive pay" according to her... while on this same blog some are still looking for a job. One would think that this lady would only come to return thanks to God and the vessel God used to find her a job, while allowing others enjoy the same opportunity so that it can go round. But NO, she chose to come back yet again to ask for clothes and money instead.
      If Stella had refused to post this her comment, she would have felt bad, without consideration for those who can use that slot she was given to also get a job...or for other pressing needs.

      I don't get it o. People should stop being selfish and try to understand that no matter how bad ur situation, there's always someone who's experiencing worse than u are.. and the person whom u want help from is at liberty to use her discretion to know whose issue is more urgent. This is just me thinking aloud, and I don't mind being bashed or stalked anonymously hereafter. Na una ways.

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    4. Sisi eko you're right. When she was looking for a job didn't she know she'd need cloths. There is a blessing attached to giving but people are beginning to take advantage of the good people on this blog. We all have our problems no one has it all, if I tell my own problems ehn people would wonder why I haven't sent in chronicles or begged on IHN news. Sisi eko anyone that bashes you for this needs psychiatric evaluation.
      We should learn to tell ourselves the truth. SDKs blog isn't an orphanage home. You got a job be glad, give thanksgiving so many people are still unemployed and they have been searching.

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    5. Lola Racheal it's not by blog name don't start something. Stella has helped many anonymous here. I was anonymous for years before I finally got an ID. It's possible Stella didn't believe her story. Do not say Stella gives preference I do not want to believe that cos it would be a wrong thing to do. Anyway God will grant your friend safe delivery and send you a helper for whatever problem you needed Stellas help for.

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    6. Sisi Eko, well said. People should learn to be appreciative of things no matter how little.

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    7. SiSiEko thank u. Very irritating
      Beggy beggy ppl wiv no sense

      **Adaorah**

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    8. Sisi Eko well said, that lady's plea for cloth nd transport money got me really pissed...people r really shameless I swear...If she cnt afford to transport herself...den she shld stay home...means she dosnt deserve dt job shikina! More so if she is sm1 that reasons like we'll she shld hav calculated within herself, my pay is great, y not borrow say 20k frm sm1...buy wat she will need for d first mnth of starting wrk...den wen she is paid she can refund whoever...but she chose to come here yet again to beg! Madam beggar, just so u knw, there is no dignity in begging, be grateful for ur job nd wash all d oda rags u hav and wear dem to wrk like dat...mtchwwwww

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  53. That office amebo gist was so hilarious. Madam Stella Kork has decided to open all korks of IHN, so any hating "cork" that wanna outshine our Kork will have to pass thru the korkhives.

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  54. Yeaaaa!!!!!!!! I'm back!

    Can now comment with my blog ID.....phew!

    Have heard of that snake gist but I will like to witness it happen live but the snake will have to be playing with someone else not me.

    Married women bashing their bosses since 19 kporogodo! If you visit all these newly appointed Reps, their offices are like hotel room. This is the reason so they can comfortably kpensh women! Furnishing offices with exorbitant allowances mtcheeww!

    I know a married lady in my friend's firm who told the husband that she is going for a 2 weeks training in UK whereas na oga kpatakpata she follow go fvck for there and there was no training! Don't know how the story got to the hubby shaa but she is in a mess right now.

    David baller, 21? You are so young but quite intelligent

    Abuja party.....kudos. I missed it because of the short notice but well done!

    Toke. ..be strong!

    Stella's badmouth worse pass plenty pple so I know there is no way she will scrap IHN because of badmouth

    So glad to be back yea

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    1. Yeh David baller is so young and already so industrious ...And intelligent too ! May God bless ur hustle David .

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  55. Stellastica Korkus oo Amen to your prayers. God bless you.
    So d End of IHN ish was a joke?
    "Pa nchikwa nu"(kam si kwa nu - I for say. In my little nephew's voice). Good to know we still on course. Welldone.

    Snake story...if u from Idemmili LGA don't ever kill a Python, if not those creatures will teach you that you do not fight what you do not see. Just get a long stick, make a smoke of d end, walk close to the snake, it will crawl away. They don't hurt or bite kids.

    Cocoyam powder...wonder why people dread making soup wit cocoyam, just cut in small bits, boil to tender and use a blender. Make sure to add enough water per portion n reduce d quantity of water u will use in cooking. It's a smooth paste, very smooth. Goodluck on ur powder sales anyway.

    Oil Servicing Company Gist...if I type wetin my eye don see, e pass Chronicles o, na The Lamentations of Exhilarated P go be d name.
    And Stella sef go faint from some of d names therein, cos she know some of them.
    Imagine d DH of ur immediate boss whispering to u "hey sweet lady, be careful, I think my wife loves you". Haaaaa. And 3weeks later d said woman tries to munch ur nipple in d Company's Conference Room. Dis tinkere wey I take dey pose. My own na double sef, men ooh, ladies oo, all. To get shape na offence? No be only Oil dey service in these companies, ur Center Nut may also be serviced, dem wan see d oil inbetween flow out too. Awon ti won ti gbo bi ile Galilee. Useless Professionals everywhere. The things I hide from DH, d day he hears some, I don work finish be dat. Cos now some idiots don dey shorten my Yearly Bonus portion. Ndi Ara.
    Abeg I need Ref Code for Chevron or Haliburton jare, who go help bikonu.

    Sorry about the Rant.
    E get as e dey do me.

    God's love to all the Givers and Goodluck to the receivers.
    Happy Weekend y'all.
    Ofe Nsala n Nni Ji on ma mind.
    Ciao.

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    1. All i see is that "Munch"
      .....And now i am having ideas.....

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    2. @8hirtd abi how do I spell your name. Please I can dash them my nipples, any vacancy? *very serious face*

      AyeeshA

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    3. ExxonMobil is my dream...kai! I just keep praying to God to direct my path to dt Mobil. ..but if he wan divert me he can send me to Napims or total....ewooo!

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  56. That bag ain't worth 45k at all.
    My kind of wedding gown... Would rock in it bigtime.. winks*

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  57. Please BVs I need help, everything gives me headache from hunger to light to noise to staring at my phone even if I get too excited I get headache or read. This has been ongoing for almost 13years. What do I do? I wasn't breast fed because my mum has inverted nipples (which I have too).. But this headache thingy is crazy. How do I make my body adjust to the most haves of our environment and also what can I do so when I give birth my child wouldn't suffer this due to my inverted nipples.

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    1. Why don't you go to a hospital, and probably do a scan.

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    2. Have u had ur eye tested ?

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    3. Sounds like migraine to me. See a dr and insist on a scan. Infact, ensure you do personal research before seeing the Dr cos if you are in Nigeria, the Dr is most likely going to be an "apprentice"

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    4. Dear Anonymous,
      Get a brain scan for the headaches...U should also try a breast pump when you have children.

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  58. God ll continue to use u mightily .Stella weldone.

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  59. Ok seen ,ll be bck to comment more meanwhile Stella IHN has come 2 stay ,so like u said they never born person wen go make u decide to scrap it,I dey busy now,ll be right bck,kisses to all

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  60. STELLA DIMOKO KORKUS....LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE!

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  61. Mrs Kork...don't think of it!
    I have not been following, thanks to David Baller's memo,mature writeup, so you are 21? duurh, never got the lipsticks, lol

    Bloglord,we know you are a stake or plastic holder here, please goan represent us to mrs Kork in Germany that any attempt to stop in house,BV will strike.

    Ihn came with some other creative package which have made this soup sweet, the amebos(even the dry ones), sales, give-a ways, opening of the openable Y...i don't wanna be vulgar, appeals etc, that brought out the creative talent in some people turning them into sdk stars, e.g mama something your career is at stake o!

    Please don't take it away....i love you because you can rethink and reinforce,heheheh

    German Juice, i officially like you, your sarcasm turns me on, are you male?

    Mrs Kork,this your sign out though, no one is dragging your office maam,lol

    Signing our, Pennsylvania proudly unpopular BV !

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    1. Buahhhahhhahahaha @ stake or plastic holder.
      U nor well oh!

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    2. German juice na female and a lesbo

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  62. LOL @ cars made in the days of Father Abraham.....

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  63. No shaking for inhouse news,so glad abt that,TGIF.

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  64. Awesome news....Snake story, so gross! hidden camera....Kai! Burberry bag.... Nice one David Baller....It's gonna be a sleep filled/reading weekend, except tmr tho...Mid term exams next week! Have a good one guys. ..

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  65. Happy bday to me.I thank God for bringing me this far.its a gud time in my life to celebrate anoda fulfilling bday.I always look forward to june 19th every year.May my life be continually blessed by God.thankful for so many tins in my life.please join me in thanking God for dis new age he has added to me.Cheers

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  66. Good IHN is still here. Stella many of us for vex for you if to say you stop am oh.

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  67. Happy birthday Xantastic. Bigger you I pray in Jesus name.

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  68. Thank God it's Friday.... Ihn stays, relieved much. Snake, gosh. I can imagine my skin crawl. Enjoy your weekend, all. Be good

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  69. Thank God it's Friday.... Ihn stays, relieved much. Snake, gosh. I can imagine my skin crawl. Enjoy your weekend, all. Be good

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  70. Wrotham Windsor I done apply tire for like 2 years now. Abeg no ignore me again. Even last week I sent in my resume, I will still send it again madam Linda.

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  71. Please has anyone here ever used yam pounding machine to pound yam? Does it pound well?? Please help.

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  72. Amen to ur prayers Stella. Ihn welcome,hapi wkend all,make una enjoy well

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  73. God bless u for not denying us d right of IHN! God bless SDK!

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  74. Good IHN isn't going nowhere, I look forward to it each day since have been on leave.

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  75. Stella, Nwunye Kork! I lurrr you longest . Blog lord , be very afraid

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  76. Bv who needs clothes. Are you amorphous? You do not have any particular size???

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  77. why is it that bad thing, i.e things done in hiding is always sweet till they catch you! just like the married women sleepn with their ogas, chai!

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  78. Those are fake Burberry bag and wristwatch, Burberry is not that cheap

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  79. Stella Stella, thanks for the IHN today. But please is your real name Dimoko korkus?

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  80. Ooooh, the thought of scrapping it made me sick. Good to know it's still here.

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  81. Amen to the prayer Stella.

    God bless the givers but make una no abuse the privilege nah 'the receivers'.

    Nice wedding gown, bags, etc.

    Waited for the IHN but my network yesterday was something else. Me sef know say u no go stop'am. hahahaha No bring that issue of trying to stop it o.

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