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Saturday, June 20, 2015

Spurned Boyfriend Chops EVERYTHING He And His Girlfriend Owned In Two After They Split Up


It may sound like a half-baked plan - but a spurned boyfriend has cut everything he owns in two to spite his former partner.
German eBay user 'der.juli' took power tools to his most expensive possessions, including a TV, an iPhone 5, an Apple laptop and even his car.
He then sent his ex-girlfriend her share in the post, while he's listed his half of the goods for sale on eBay, with the broken car now available for less than £2.





Other items cut in half include chairs, a bicycle, a teddy bear, an REM record, a sofa and even a mailbox, news.com.au reports.






The German also posted a YouTube video called 'For Laura' - which showed him sawing the items in two, with the caption: 'Thank you for 12 'beautiful' years Laura !!!!! you've really earned half.'





The extraordinary video sees him sabotage his Samsung TV set, his Apple Macbook Pro and his Opel car with meticulous precision.







The clip finishes with a sarcastic sign-off saying: 'Greetings to my successor'.
On eBay, most of the destroyed items are listed for just one 1EUR, the equivalent of around 70p. 





The most expensive item is the halved Apple Macbook Pro, on sale for 9.50EUR (£6.80) culled Dailymail.




*I started with laughing but froze halfway,I dont know whether to laugh or to cry right now!....So this is how some men handle being dumped? lol.







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78 comments:

  1. danny fisiye20 June 2015 at 08:04

    obi






    #GODWIN™

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    1. my opinion20 June 2015 at 10:06

      Stella, they don't handle it!

      That's why they jump about so it won't hurt when one messes up

      #giantbabies#

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    2. POLA20 June 2015 at 10:13

      The bloke looks sick though; like he's got some kinda mental illness...

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    3. Joy C20 June 2015 at 10:32

      And he forgot to split himself.
      Ara di nudi nudi.

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    4. Davido's driver20 June 2015 at 11:20

      Mental case

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    5. Unknown20 June 2015 at 11:20

      Yeye sumbori
      Mtcheew

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    6. I Hold my side20 June 2015 at 11:46

      Hehehehehehe.......na kolo b dis one o! ShuoooO

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    7. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 12:25

      U guys r laffing. Trust me men like this can kill.

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    8. PATSY Collections 20 June 2015 at 12:51

      Lol.....Stupidity in the highest level.

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    9. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 14:39

      Y wont she spurn him? Girlfrend for 12years???!!!! Dint he he know a jewelry shop to wife her? Ntorrrrrrr to him.

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  2. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 08:10

    He probably didn't know how to react, lol.

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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    1. I Hold my side20 June 2015 at 11:54

      Hehehehehehe.......na kolo b dis one o! ShuoooO

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    2. mzmaris20 June 2015 at 12:23

      Dude's crazy.......but 12yrs is really long

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    3. mzmaris20 June 2015 at 12:27

      Dude's crazy.......but 12yrs is really long

      Delete
  3. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 08:11

    Stella,I've bin so sad eva discovering Vec da viper is going out wit seyi shay. It hurts me even tho I haven't met him,d fact is dt am highly crushin on him n I tink am in luv wit him...

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    1. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 08:32

      Better go and read your book or marry quickly. This must be conji speaking.

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    2. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!20 June 2015 at 09:24

      Oloshi nie!

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  4. ****Bbjac****20 June 2015 at 08:12

    Eyah!!!!!but this is crazy,he should cut his dick too,I think she also earns half.lolz

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    1. Unknown20 June 2015 at 09:18

      Hahahaha@cut his dick too... Blessing u r mean eziokwu... Ndi ara.

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  5. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 08:12

    Stella,I've bin so sad eva discovering Vec da viper is going out wit seyi shay. It hurts me even tho I haven't met him,d fact is dt am highly crushin on him n I tink am in luv wit him...

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    1. Unknown20 June 2015 at 08:36

      Pelee tie!!! Ur own Wud locate u

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    2. Unknown20 June 2015 at 08:41

      Ndoh oooo!

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    3. Empress Moi2420 June 2015 at 09:40

      Hian! Asewo.... rest ur apuna and stop crushing on a guy that doesn't know you and may prolly never know you!

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    4. Pepe20 June 2015 at 10:10

      Babe (if u ar female), u ar on a loooooong thing....
      #wakeupandsmellthecoffee, lol

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  6. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 08:12

    12 years!!! Dats a really long time o, she truly earned half.. Looollllll

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  7. nzubeizuu20 June 2015 at 08:15

    Why didn't he cut himself into half too? 'Mumurity!

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    1. ChyAdaJesus20 June 2015 at 13:37

      Ala di nudi Na udii.....

      Mad people everywhere.

      Bwahahahahahahaha

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  8. Amy20 June 2015 at 08:15

    Very mean. Well better than chopping her into two in the name of my ' other half '.

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  9. Adetutu20 June 2015 at 08:18

    Dis is crazy

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  10. Kiks20 June 2015 at 08:18

    She should thank her stars for saving her from a psycho that is if he won't stalking her.

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  11. Nmasinachi20 June 2015 at 08:19

    KOLO

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  12. Adetutu20 June 2015 at 08:19

    Dis is crazy

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  13. Unknown20 June 2015 at 08:24

    Lmaooooo... hell hath no fury like a scorned boyfriend! This is stwepidity @ its peak! No wonder d gal broke up with him! Dude is sooo loco! Why him nor kuku divide himself, den send one part 2 d gal? Serious werey!!!

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  14. Uyioghosa20 June 2015 at 08:33

    Hahahahahaha,foolish man

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  15. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 08:37

    This lady needs to be so grateful to God! She has been released from bondage. The guy is mentally disturbed .. I can't believe it

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  16. Unknown20 June 2015 at 08:39

    Abeg let me laugh

    Hahahahahahahahahahaa
    Hohohohohohohohohohoh

    Maybe she left cause she noticed he isn't only obsessed but also crazy....

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  17. Berius20 June 2015 at 08:46

    Can you imagine.? And it's not like they were married and she is demanding for half his possessions in the divorce. This way he got dumped, lost most of his prized possessions and came out looking like a sore loser and a psycho. Oyibo people way of thinking sha.

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    1. mzmaris20 June 2015 at 12:25

      Whr did u see she demanded????some people can read backwards...hian!!!

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    2. Berius20 June 2015 at 14:43

      Mzmaris english is not that difficult. Go back and read veeeeryyyyy slowwwwwlyyyy since it takes you so much effort to understand simple things.

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  18. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 08:54

    Stella mine Cried like a babe. But hey I was badly hurt 2, so I wasn't in d right frame wen we meet. Dear he threatened to kill me wen he cldnt take d pains, I TOOK off. I ran 4 my dear life. God shd mend me ooooo. Cos I have done so to 3more. I think am d 1 with d issue

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    1. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 12:33

      When u finally fall heads over heals, ur heart will b pieced beyond recognition when least expected and by the one u love d most and trust d most. That's called KARMA

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  19. yemmy20 June 2015 at 09:00

    Kolomental case...

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  20. Berius20 June 2015 at 09:01

    Stella she was his ex-wife oh so it makes a little more sense- he's giving her the divorce entitlement which is half of what he owns, but all the same he still comes off like a mentally unstable person.

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  21. IVORY 20 June 2015 at 09:11

    this one has gone bananas.

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  22. Cynthia Iyede20 June 2015 at 09:12

    Him no well. How was he able to split that car? Na that one *quancern* me.

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  23. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 09:18

    Psycho

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  24. Unknown20 June 2015 at 09:21

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
    .
    Am sure this dude is above twenty... Some people are just senseless and foolish at the same time i swear..... Who loose nw, him obviously.....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  25. Monkey Face20 June 2015 at 09:24

    The guy is madt! He should cut his heart in two na

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  26. KingRex20 June 2015 at 09:29

    Guess he exceeded the normal five minutes of madness.

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  27. World People20 June 2015 at 09:30

    Omg !' Who does this !!! He sounds hurt and heartbroken...

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  28. Miss Ess20 June 2015 at 09:30

    He looks like a serial killer. If he set his eyes on that woman he will chop her into 20 pieces.

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  29. HoniMumi. 08033555673 For laboratory Tests please call 20 June 2015 at 09:32

    Odiegwu. Who go buy half chair? Lmao. But the guy crazy sha and funny too. Abeg make that babe no near am again .

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  30. Chidinma Grace20 June 2015 at 09:37

    He is just obsessed. N dis kind of person can be suicidal. D gal should watch out and be very careful.

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  31. Da Boss Lady20 June 2015 at 09:39

    Hahahahaha.....This really cracked me up. So many sick people in the streets. The woman should start seeking for help because this guy is capable of doing anything to her.

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  32. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!20 June 2015 at 09:40

    HahahaahAhaha dis guy Na real kolomental o,reminds me of when my MIL dey tell me of how I no bring pikin come dia house,so when am leaving I will be leaving with nada,Na so I carry my son(their first grandchild) go there dat day come tell her say.....mama me sef no meet pikin for Una house so let's do d sharing now.....i went straight to the kitchen and brought out their big knife,Na so I hold pikin for neck say oya....let the sharing begin.........come and see hot drama dat day!!!


    Phew!!!

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  33. Unknown20 June 2015 at 09:43

    The guy is obviously a psychiatric case who knows what he might do next?
    Good thing the lady dumped him sick people everywhere.

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  34. NUVI HONEY20 June 2015 at 09:44

    Hahahahaha
    The funniest for me was those 4 chairs, he could have shared and given her 2 but the displayed his madness there too. Omg!
    Laura be very scared, this guy is one pained nigga.

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  35. Bootylycious diva20 June 2015 at 09:49

    Madness

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  36. Manna Bee20 June 2015 at 09:57

    Which Syndrome person fit name this man's madness naa?

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  37. Natural Girl20 June 2015 at 09:58

    Dude is seriously jobless and pained cause only a bitter human being will do this,see laptop and iPhone wey person dey find,why doesn't he also chop himself up into two na precisely that oda part of him that they both shared

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  38. FJ20 June 2015 at 09:58

    This is probably one of the reasons she left him after 12years anyway,the guy has unresolved issues.he's handling his pain like a psycho,lol.

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  39. The General's Wife20 June 2015 at 10:05

    Hahahahaha
    Dis Man no well

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  40. Aity20 June 2015 at 10:05

    This one na kolo mental...

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  41. Pepe20 June 2015 at 10:08

    His own version of "how Stella got her groove back". Lol! Divorce can be real painful esp wen u don't wannit.

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  42. Unknown20 June 2015 at 10:13

    This is crazy ooooo.

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  43. Obidiyakool20 June 2015 at 10:13

    Na real kolo

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  44. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 10:24

    I hope he withdrew all the money in his bank account and cut it to half! Stupid psycho

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  45. Stewie Gilligan Griffin20 June 2015 at 10:26

    At least he didn't stalk or kill her.

    Hell has no fury like a man scorned.

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  46. Empress Moi2420 June 2015 at 10:44

    This is one crazy shit... he should have cut himself into 2 too

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  47. Vivaciara20 June 2015 at 11:09

    Mad man.
    Mtchewwwww.

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  48. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)20 June 2015 at 11:17

    He's more than 'stupid'
    Cut yourself too.

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  49. TM20 June 2015 at 11:24

    Nawa oo..words elude me

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  50. Anonymous20 June 2015 at 12:01

    Looks like a publicity stunt, the lines of his cuttings are too professional

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  51. Unknown20 June 2015 at 12:10

    Sick dude....

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  52. Favour20 June 2015 at 12:18

    He has gone nuts, walahi

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  53. Itmowo20 June 2015 at 20:03

    The guy is crazy. Many psycho patients walking about....... the babe should thank her stars, pick her skating boots and never look back

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