It may sound like a half-baked plan - but a spurned boyfriend has cut everything he owns in two to spite his former partner.
German eBay user 'der.juli' took power tools to his most expensive possessions, including a TV, an iPhone 5, an Apple laptop and even his car.
He then sent his ex-girlfriend her share in the post, while he's listed his half of the goods for sale on eBay, with the broken car now available for less than £2.
Other items cut in half include chairs, a bicycle, a teddy bear, an REM record, a sofa and even a mailbox, news.com.au reports.
The German also posted a YouTube video called 'For Laura' - which showed him sawing the items in two, with the caption: 'Thank you for 12 'beautiful' years Laura !!!!! you've really earned half.'
The extraordinary video sees him sabotage his Samsung TV set, his Apple Macbook Pro and his Opel car with meticulous precision.
The clip finishes with a sarcastic sign-off saying: 'Greetings to my successor'.
On eBay, most of the destroyed items are listed for just one 1EUR, the equivalent of around 70p.
The most expensive item is the halved Apple Macbook Pro, on sale for 9.50EUR (£6.80) culled Dailymail.
*I started with laughing but froze halfway,I dont know whether to laugh or to cry right now!....So this is how some men handle being dumped? lol.
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ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Stella, they don't handle it!
DeleteThat's why they jump about so it won't hurt when one messes up
#giantbabies#
The bloke looks sick though; like he's got some kinda mental illness...
DeleteAnd he forgot to split himself.
DeleteAra di nudi nudi.
Mental case
DeleteYeye sumbori
DeleteMtcheew
Hehehehehehe.......na kolo b dis one o! ShuoooO
DeleteU guys r laffing. Trust me men like this can kill.
DeleteLol.....Stupidity in the highest level.
DeleteY wont she spurn him? Girlfrend for 12years???!!!! Dint he he know a jewelry shop to wife her? Ntorrrrrrr to him.
DeleteHe probably didn't know how to react, lol.
ReplyDeleteClick my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers
Hehehehehehe.......na kolo b dis one o! ShuoooO
DeleteDude's crazy.......but 12yrs is really long
DeleteDude's crazy.......but 12yrs is really long
DeleteStella,I've bin so sad eva discovering Vec da viper is going out wit seyi shay. It hurts me even tho I haven't met him,d fact is dt am highly crushin on him n I tink am in luv wit him...
ReplyDeleteBetter go and read your book or marry quickly. This must be conji speaking.
DeleteOloshi nie!
DeleteEyah!!!!!but this is crazy,he should cut his dick too,I think she also earns half.lolz
ReplyDeleteHahahaha@cut his dick too... Blessing u r mean eziokwu... Ndi ara.
DeleteStella,I've bin so sad eva discovering Vec da viper is going out wit seyi shay. It hurts me even tho I haven't met him,d fact is dt am highly crushin on him n I tink am in luv wit him...
ReplyDeletePelee tie!!! Ur own Wud locate u
DeleteNdoh oooo!
DeleteHian! Asewo.... rest ur apuna and stop crushing on a guy that doesn't know you and may prolly never know you!
DeleteBabe (if u ar female), u ar on a loooooong thing....
Delete#wakeupandsmellthecoffee, lol
12 years!!! Dats a really long time o, she truly earned half.. Looollllll
ReplyDeleteWhy an REM record?
DeleteMy fave band
Why didn't he cut himself into half too? 'Mumurity!
ReplyDeleteAla di nudi Na udii.....
DeleteMad people everywhere.
Bwahahahahahahaha
Very mean. Well better than chopping her into two in the name of my ' other half '.
ReplyDeleteDis is crazy
ReplyDeleteShe should thank her stars for saving her from a psycho that is if he won't stalking her.
ReplyDeleteKOLO
ReplyDeleteDis is crazy
ReplyDeleteLmaooooo... hell hath no fury like a scorned boyfriend! This is stwepidity @ its peak! No wonder d gal broke up with him! Dude is sooo loco! Why him nor kuku divide himself, den send one part 2 d gal? Serious werey!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha,foolish man
ReplyDeleteThis lady needs to be so grateful to God! She has been released from bondage. The guy is mentally disturbed .. I can't believe it
ReplyDeleteAbeg let me laugh
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahaa
Hohohohohohohohohohoh
Maybe she left cause she noticed he isn't only obsessed but also crazy....
Can you imagine.? And it's not like they were married and she is demanding for half his possessions in the divorce. This way he got dumped, lost most of his prized possessions and came out looking like a sore loser and a psycho. Oyibo people way of thinking sha.
ReplyDeleteWhr did u see she demanded????some people can read backwards...hian!!!
DeleteMzmaris english is not that difficult. Go back and read veeeeryyyyy slowwwwwlyyyy since it takes you so much effort to understand simple things.
DeleteStella mine Cried like a babe. But hey I was badly hurt 2, so I wasn't in d right frame wen we meet. Dear he threatened to kill me wen he cldnt take d pains, I TOOK off. I ran 4 my dear life. God shd mend me ooooo. Cos I have done so to 3more. I think am d 1 with d issue
ReplyDeleteWhen u finally fall heads over heals, ur heart will b pieced beyond recognition when least expected and by the one u love d most and trust d most. That's called KARMA
DeleteKolomental case...
ReplyDeleteStella she was his ex-wife oh so it makes a little more sense- he's giving her the divorce entitlement which is half of what he owns, but all the same he still comes off like a mentally unstable person.
ReplyDeletethis one has gone bananas.
ReplyDeleteHim no well. How was he able to split that car? Na that one *quancern* me.
ReplyDeletePsycho
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Am sure this dude is above twenty... Some people are just senseless and foolish at the same time i swear..... Who loose nw, him obviously.....
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The guy is madt! He should cut his heart in two na
ReplyDeleteGuess he exceeded the normal five minutes of madness.
ReplyDeleteOmg !' Who does this !!! He sounds hurt and heartbroken...
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a serial killer. If he set his eyes on that woman he will chop her into 20 pieces.
ReplyDeleteOdiegwu. Who go buy half chair? Lmao. But the guy crazy sha and funny too. Abeg make that babe no near am again .
ReplyDeleteHe is just obsessed. N dis kind of person can be suicidal. D gal should watch out and be very careful.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha.....This really cracked me up. So many sick people in the streets. The woman should start seeking for help because this guy is capable of doing anything to her.
ReplyDeleteHahahaahAhaha dis guy Na real kolomental o,reminds me of when my MIL dey tell me of how I no bring pikin come dia house,so when am leaving I will be leaving with nada,Na so I carry my son(their first grandchild) go there dat day come tell her say.....mama me sef no meet pikin for Una house so let's do d sharing now.....i went straight to the kitchen and brought out their big knife,Na so I hold pikin for neck say oya....let the sharing begin.........come and see hot drama dat day!!!
ReplyDeletePhew!!!
Hahahaha
DeleteOkija wife idikwa funny.
The guy is obviously a psychiatric case who knows what he might do next?
ReplyDeleteGood thing the lady dumped him sick people everywhere.
Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe funniest for me was those 4 chairs, he could have shared and given her 2 but the displayed his madness there too. Omg!
Laura be very scared, this guy is one pained nigga.
Madness
ReplyDeleteWhich Syndrome person fit name this man's madness naa?
ReplyDeleteDude is seriously jobless and pained cause only a bitter human being will do this,see laptop and iPhone wey person dey find,why doesn't he also chop himself up into two na precisely that oda part of him that they both shared
ReplyDeleteThis is probably one of the reasons she left him after 12years anyway,the guy has unresolved issues.he's handling his pain like a psycho,lol.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteDis Man no well
This one na kolo mental...
ReplyDeleteHis own version of "how Stella got her groove back". Lol! Divorce can be real painful esp wen u don't wannit.
ReplyDeleteThis is crazy ooooo.
ReplyDeleteNa real kolo
ReplyDeleteI hope he withdrew all the money in his bank account and cut it to half! Stupid psycho
ReplyDeleteAt least he didn't stalk or kill her.
ReplyDeleteHell has no fury like a man scorned.
This is one crazy shit... he should have cut himself into 2 too
ReplyDeleteMad man.
ReplyDeleteMtchewwwww.
He's more than 'stupid'
ReplyDeleteCut yourself too.
Nawa oo..words elude me
ReplyDeleteLooks like a publicity stunt, the lines of his cuttings are too professional
ReplyDeleteSick dude....
ReplyDeleteHe has gone nuts, walahi
ReplyDeleteThe guy is crazy. Many psycho patients walking about....... the babe should thank her stars, pick her skating boots and never look back
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